#🚨DILF🚨

[coyging]

📸: @heptaviews

[linaslivery]

౨ৎ APPLE OF MY EYE ౨ৎ

masterlist / rules / requests & talks with me!

SUMMARY౨ৎ fernando loves his little girl. and he isn’t afraid to show that. from her first time in the garage, to her first ever football game. Best of all? Everyone loves girl-dad fernando!! (a smau compilation of fernando, you, and camila 🩵) requested!

PAIRING ౨ৎ Fernando Alonso x Wife!Reader

WARNINGS ౨ৎ none! super fluffy 🩵 (fernando types like a dad, i don’t make the rules) VERY SHORT!

A/N ౨ৎ little camila has been converted into a oc at this point?? i mean she’s been in not one but 2 fernando fics already. unintentionally created a oc haha

PART 1: `` ౨ৎ SECRET IS OUT ౨ৎ `` ,

EXTRA: `` ౨ৎSLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS౨ৎ ``

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM, DECEMBER 2023

y/n_l/n & fernandoalo_offical have made a new post!

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y/n_l/n a little someone is done cooking… welcome to the world Camila 🎀

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user1 OMG IT HAPPENED 🥹🥹

user2 CAMILA L/N-ALONSO HAS BEEN BORN

user3 project verstappen is a go.

→ user4 project verstappen??? more like project alonso 🗣️

→ user5 OOOHH FERNANDO ALONSO!!! 🗣️🔥

f1 ✔︎ the young rookie finally has his own young one! Congratulations you two! Can’t wait to see her in the garage! 🏁

francisca.cgomes ✔︎ AHHH SHE’S SO CUTE! CAN’T WAIT TO MEET HER 🩷

y/n_l/n all doors are open for you 😚

landonorris ✔︎ papaya fan in the making? 👀🍊

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ no! 🎉 🎊 🎈

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ that’s a orange

→ landonorris ✔︎ no shit sherlock

astonmartinf1 ✔︎ Congratulations to our new crew member! 😊

→ y/n_l/n 💚

estebanocon ✔︎ glad to know that Lance didn’t spoil this one!

→ lance_stroll ✔︎ haha funny. 🫤

oscarpiastri ✔︎ seems i won’t be the youngest on the grid anymore 😅

→ y/n_l/n don’t worry oscar, you’re still my adopted son 🫂

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ good to know 🙃

→ landonorris ✔︎ what about me @ y/n_l/n??? 🤨

→ y/n_l/n you’ve been demoted since you helped lance leak my baby shower 😒

→ landonorris ✔︎ I SAID SORRY

→ y/n_l/n apology NOT accepted

maxverstappen1 ✔︎ …are toy donations still up for grabs?

→ kellypiquet ✔︎ …Max? 🤨

→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ you saw nothing.

lilymunihe ✔︎ officially a milf???

→ y/n_l/n hell yeah 😍😍😋

TWITTER, 2026

INSTAGRAM, FUTURE (2026)

fernandoalo_offical ✔︎

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fernandoalo_offical Camila’s first race! Everything's better with loved ones in the garage ❤️

tagged; y/n_l/n

2,348 comments

y/n_l/n @ landonorris why are you bribing my child with hats 🤨

→ landonorris ✔︎ those are very bold accusations you’re throwing Mrs. L/N-Alonso 🤔

→ y/n_l/n then why did she come home saying mclaren is the best??

→ landonorris ✔︎ ….ask oscar?

→ y/n_l/n you lost babysitting privileges.

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ gotta show her the better team 🤷

→ y/n_l/n YOU LOST THEM TOO. KIKA AND LILY ARE NOW IN CHARGE.

→ francisca.cgomes ✔︎ yes ma’am. 😳

→ lilymunihe ✔︎ yay!

→ lilyzneimer yay!

→ lilymunihe ✔︎ …🤨 @ lilyzneimer

→ lilyzneimer …🤨 @ lilymunihe

user6 MOM IS BACK IN THE PADDOCK!!

user7 i love how fernando just posts his family instead of anythin team related 😭

→ astionmartinf1 ✔︎ still waiting to be seen 😞👊

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ the wife and camila come first ❤️

→ y/n_l/n as it should :)

fernandoalo_offical ✔︎

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y/n_l/n quick late summer break :)

tagged; fernandoalonso

3,208 comments

user8 DILF!! DILF!! DILF!! 📢‼🚨🚨📣🗣🗣⚠️

user9 my dilf senses are tingling 🤤

user10 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT FERNANDO WHAT ABOUT CAMILA :(( SHE LOOKS SO HAPPY 🥹🩷

→ user11 THIS!! YOU KNOW THAT LITTLE GIRL IS LOVED BY HOW MUCH FERNANDO (FERNANDO FOR CRYING OUT LOUD) POSTS HER 🥹

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ Ella es mi princesita, of course I post her ☺️

→ user12 “she’s my princess” IM GONNA CRY.

user13 ugh y/n is so classy.

→ user14 very classy very demure

francisca.cgomes ✔︎ she’s growing up so fast 🥹🥹

→ y/n_l/n I know! I still remember when she was just born 🩷

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ and I still remember you screaming and crushing my hand 😅

→ y/n_l/n we agreed to keep this silent 😞

fernandoalo_offical ✔︎

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fernandoalonso father like daughter!

tagged; y/n_l/n

2,348 comments

user15 PROJECT VERSTAPPEN!!

→ user16 NO, PROJECT HAMILTON

→ user17 i say project schumacher 🙃

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ everyone forgot about project alonso 😞

→ user18 look at what you guys did. you made grandpa sad.

lewishamilton ✔︎ already better than most people i knew of on the track! 🤩 🏁

→ nicorosberg ✔︎ …🤨

astonmartinf1 ✔︎ already preparing for that seat 👀

→ user19 yeah, if lance or fernando ever leave 😭

→ user20 LMAO

f1 ✔︎ Future World Champion in the making!

→ user21 a woman could be f1 champion 😂🤣

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ imagine bullying a little girl @ user21

→ landonorris ✔︎ imagine hating on a little girl that could kick your ass in karting @ user21

→ maxverstappen1 ✔︎ imagine feeling the need to say something out of your ass because your jealous she can be better than you @ user21

→ carlossainz55 ✔︎ imagine being such a lowlife @ user21

→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ imagine being such a piece of shit @ user21

→ lance_stroll ✔︎ imagine taking your anger on a girl who’s father loves her enough to put her into something she loves and you couldn’t because your father left for milk and never came home after 40+ years. @ user21

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→ user22 watching the grid defend camila and degrade this middle-aged man is the highlight of my day.

→ y/n_l/n couldn’t have asked for better friends 🥹

INSTAGRAM

y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n my babies ❤️

tagged; fernandoalonso, oscarpiastri, lilyzneimer

3,208 comments

oscarpiastri ✔︎ mama e papa

→ user23 NOT FERNANDO AND Y/N ADOPTING OSCAR AND LILY

→ fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ mi amor, you do know that oscar and lily aren’t our children right?

→ y/n_l/n what do you mean i literally birthed them out of my vagina??

→ oscarpiastri ✔︎ wait wouldn’t that make her my sister and not… my girlfriend..? 😬

→ y/n_l/n i take it back i didn’t birth them out from inside of me

user24 the family we didn’t know we needed

user25 HER FLUFFY DRESS.

→ y/n_l/n alexandra picked it out! she taste in fashion is impeccable ❤️

→ alexandrasaintmleux ✔︎ always happy to help out! it was the best having camila with us during the ceremony 🩷

user26 the way she sat on Fernando’ss laop the whole time and clapped when everyone started clapping 😭

→ user27 AND WHEN SHE WOULD SAY HI TO THE DRIVERS ON THE STAGE WHEN THEY WERE CALLED UP

→ user28 everyone loves camila l/n-alonso

maxvertsappen1 ✔︎ stop she is so cute im crying 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹😞😞😓😓😔😔😔🫶🤌🥰

→ charles_leclerc ✔︎ max how drunk on alcohol are you right now?

→ maxvertsappen1 ✔︎ 5’11

→ landonorris ✔︎ HE SAID DRUNK NOT HIGH YOU MUPPET 💀

fernandoalo_offical ✔︎

🎵 Slipping Through My Fingers - ABBA

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fernandoalonso ¡Creciendo tan rápido! First day of school already! 🏫 Camila even got asked what she wanted to be when she grew up and said she’d like to be a engineer ❤️

tagged; y/n_l/n

2,348 comments

user29 THE SONG.

→ user30 NONONO I CAN’T DO THIS. NOT WITH THIS SONG :(

→ user31 “Schoolbag in hand, she leaves home in the early morning”

→ user32 “Waving goodbye with an absent-minded smile”

→ landonorris ✔︎ ENOUGH OF THIS YOU MONSTERS.

oscarpiastri ✔︎ i can you you crying from your hotel room @ landonorris

→ landonorris ✔︎ LEAVE ME ALONE LET ME CRY IN PEACE.

user33 mama mia core 😭

user34 i just watched a child grow up. i feel so old.

landonorris ✔︎ i swore she was just born 4 months ago

→ y/n_l/n and i swore i saw you bribbing her to be a mclaren fan not too long ago too! 😊

lance_stroll ✔︎ will miss seeing her in the garage 😞

→ y/n_l/n Camila says she’ll miss you too Lancey 💚

→ user37 MORE LACEY STROLLY AND CAMILA CONTENT 🗣️

user35 SHE 😭 WANTS 😭 TO 😭 BE 😭A 😭 ENGINEER

user36 mark my words she will be in f1 one way or another.

kellypiquet ✔︎ the absolute cutest. can’t wait for her a P to hang out again sometime soon!

♥️ liked by Author!

→ y/n_l/n planning the next play date already!

TWITTER, 204?

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camila_y/nalonso has made a new post!

camila_y/nalonso truly a honor for my dream to come true. from being a little girl watching everything happen, to finally working on everything happening. ¡Vamos, McLaren! (P.S Thank you Uncle Lando for getting me into McLaren 🧡 )

tagged; mclaren

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fernandoalo_offical ✔︎ Esa es mi chica. ❤️ (That's my girl.)

[baekhyunsbestie]

⠀ ALL MY WORKS ARE NSFW

⠀AND FOR 18+ READERS ONLY

🚨 ‼️ QUICK PSA ‼️ 🚨 if you’re a minor or don’t have an age indicator on your blog and i catch you in my notifications interacting with any of my posts, i will block you. it’s super simple—just drop a “not a minor” or “adult” in your bio, and you’re good to go! i reeeaaally don’t like blocking anyone, but i’d rather be cautious and avoid any chance of minors stumbling onto my content. i know this might not keep every minor away, but it’s one way to set some boundaries. thanks for understanding! 🥹💞

now, for my ADULT besties, please feel free to continue!!🫡 just make sure to check out the content warnings and summaries first, as there could be potential triggers.

˗ˏˋ and please remember that YOU are in full control of your online experience!! so if you choose to explore my blog, browse through my fics, and click that "keep reading" button, know that it’s totally on you and your choice! ˎˊ˗

but i’m so glad you’re here and i hope you enjoy all the smut!! happy reading and be safe out there, lovies!! ଘ(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

⠀⠀ ⠀⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ series .ᐟ

sparks and vows (ongoing)┊current wc: 18k+

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyunx f!reader, romance, wedding!au, angst, fluff, exos and oc’s, pussy whipped!baek, ex-playboy!baek, ceo nepo baby!reader, smut probs every chapter ngl, p in v, oral (both f+m receiving), fingering (f receiving), slight exhibitionism, language, scenes with alcohol +/or smoking, pretty tame tho tbh!!!

ALL MINE! ┊ wc: 8.5k

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. no specified age, but i'd say they're somewhere in their early-to-mid 20’s cus i can only imagine people w/o fully developed frontal lobes behaving this way, respectfully 😭🙂‍↕️ bff's to fwb's to bff's again to strangers to lovers. fluff, angst, and it ain’t a baekhyunsbestie fic if it don’t got some good ol’ nasty smuuuttttt. pet names, praise kink, cheating, unprotected sex, p in v, creampie after creampie after creampie (baekhyun deffo has breeder balls, don’t @ me), overstimulation (both f + m). you both are just two big meanie idiots who are in love with each other.

easy peasy┊wc: 4.6k

⟢ prequel to all mine :') ⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. scenes with weed + alcohol, mutual pining, friends to fwb, pet names, lots of swearing. SMUT!!! porn w plot literally, masturbation (both m + f), oral (f!receiving), unprotected sex, praise, p in v. baekhyun is pretty obsessive in this.

hopelessly devoted to you┊current wc: 1.2k

⟢ an ex-husband!baekhyun x ex-wife!reader series ⟢ content: SFW (for now), angst, longing, yearning. divorce. explicit language. pet names. jealous baek.

LOVERBOY┊current wc: 1.5k

⟢ a fratboy!baekhyun x f!reader series ⟢ content: rated E for everybody........for now :)

⠀⠀ ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ ONE-SHOTS .ᐟ

home┊wc: 4.4k

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyunx f!reader, established relationship, pet names, language, baekhyun’s a lil yandere and pussy-whipped (i mean ofc i cant imagine him any other way), a REAL EATER iykwim, v v v intimate, fluffyyyyy. reader and baek take a huge step in their relationship <3

do you like scary movies?┊wc: 5.3k+

⟢ ib: this anon (๑ > ᴗ < ๑) ⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. language, ghostface!baekhyun x f!reader--baekhyun is a psychologist and reader is a bakery owner, no ages specified, but i was thinking mid-late twenties!! they're also next-door neighbors 🙂‍↕️ hehe

the boy is mine ┊wc: 1.9k+

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. established relationship, language, pet names, unprotected sex, p in v, creampie

god is a woman┊wc: 5.6k

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. you’re a milf, baekhyun’s a dilf, and he calls you “ma” + “mama” :’), married!au, new parents, slice of life, angst + fluff, pet names, body worship, breastfeeding kink, fingering + oral + overstim (f! receiving), unprotected sex, p in v, breeding kink, and a whole lot of baekhyun talking you through it 😮‍💨 phhheeeeewwwww

been away┊wc: 1.3k

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. facetime sex w/ baekhyun x f!reader. ⟢ BONUS 🤭

truth be told┊wc: 24.2k

⟢ requested by this lovely anonie <3 :') ty baby! ⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. pediatrician!baekhyun x f!reader. chanyeol x f!reader. baekhyun x f!oc. lovers to strangers to co-parents to lovers again. angst, slow burn, fluffy, then we get reaaaallll smutty ⟡ pet names, praise kink, body worship, unprotected sex, p in v, bulge kink, creampie, slight breeding kink (y'all should know me by now 🤟🏼😣) ⟡

choose┊wc: 22.5k

⟢ an arranged marriage au req’d by this qt anonie <3 :’) ty lovie! ⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. baekhyun x f!oc. sehun x f!reader. arranged marriage au. strangers to friends to lovers. the trifecta: angst, fluff, smut ⟡ alcohol consumption, explicit language, jealousy on both sides, solo masturbation (baek), pet names, praise kink, body worship, oral (f!receiving), unprotected sex, p in v, breeding kink, creampie ⟡

CHILL BABY┊wc: 19.3k

⟢ a continuation of this :') switched up on the setting but the plot’s still p much the same hehe <333 ⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. jongin x f!reader. mentions of other exos. jealous!baekhyun. corporate!au. enemies to lovers. fake dating. ⟡ fluff & smut ⟡ alcohol consumption, explicit language, pet names, praise kink, body worship, oral (f!receiving), unprotected sex, p in v, creampie ⟡ 

⠀⠀ ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ misc .ᐟ

ᡣ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶𐭩 drabbles, thirsts + headcanons can be found here!!!!

TOUCH IT!┊wc: 955

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun and those damn fingers x f!reader

WAKE UP┊wc: 764

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. f!reader waking baekhyun up w/ her mouth, language, pet names, somnophilia, oral (m receiving)

BACKhyun┊wc: 422

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun and his back 😵‍💫 x f!reader

muse┊wc: 958

⟢ content: no warnings (ikr who am i). suuuuper soft n fluffy! baekhyun is a landscape photographer and f!reader is his muse :')

DROWN┊wc: 2.5k+

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun's lips x f!reader.

raw┊wc: 450

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader's "first time" lmfao

boy dad!baekhyun┊wc: 433

⟢ content: no warnings <3 just baekhyun as a boy dad

girl dad!baekhyun:┊wc: 434

⟢ content: no warnings <3 just baekhyun as a girl dad

hair┊wc: 186

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. hair pulling, oral (f!receiving)

picture you┊wc: 1.6k+

⟢ content: SMUT. 18+/MDNI. baekhyun x f!reader. baekhyun calls you when he’s going through his hidden folder on his photos app 🤭

©️ BAEKHYUNSBESTIE

[syd-djarin]

Thank you for including Nut Vid With The Sound On 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I just read all of your works and I loved soooooo much!!!!!!! you're so talented <3

I'm definitely gonna re-read some, but can I ask if you have some autors recommendations?

I hope you're having a good day/night!

thank u so much for your kind words, dear anon, thankful u went thru all of the dilf library 🫶 welcome to town, citizen! hope you enjoy the rest of your stay :) you're free to get ur residency (follow me hehe)

SO unfortunately, i don't read as much as i used to because of the whole writing stuff, but have some recs i fished from my main blog (the one i created before creating this side; have owned it since 2016 or something) @onlythehobi which i use as a sorts of fic library 💌 but it's very messy and goes from bts, to logan to pedro-- you can see when i switched from pedro to hugh and then when my pedro obssesion hit again HELP featuring lots of bts sprinkled in the middle

JOEL MILLER

wants and needs by @strang3lov3

this was so well-written and so sexy. read it yesterday and it altered my brain chemistry thighs clasped hard in public and now i'm the 1 with that problem ijbol

that funny feeling by @bluebeary-jay

touch love deprived soft flustered miller? SIGN ME. THE FUCK. IN

the consequences of us by @josephquinnswhore

raw, next question. possesive old ass dbf joel miller go RAHHH

father figure by @gutsby

yes, sign me for that old man dick. UM, and the tags? u know you're abt to be in for a rideeeeee ALL HAIL PREMATURE EYACULATION

my burning sun will someday rise by @littlcdarlin

just as a i said, i need to be euthanized after i read it. actually, nothing sexier than dbf!joel with u on hornyvacays

an overture of indulgence by @wintrwinchestr

dk if this is up your alley, but if you're a big pedro™ widow like me, this works to soothe the wound a bit

i'm empty without you, so come grow within me by @chronically-ghosted

angst so good, the certified angst whore (me), was too stunned to speak. never been more jealous of such a talented writer, all their fics are just *chef kiss*

make it stick by @gutsby

YES YES PLSPLSPLS GIMME MORE OF THEM their dynamic is so good, i've never wanted old man dick so BAD

snowed in by @v4nillau

pls support my oomfie's sexy ass piece. bring back fun spin the bottle games! while it snowed in with ur dad's hot older best friend

FRANKIE MORALES

the boyfriend act by @capuccinodoll

this series is ruining my life /hj. i love it SO MUCH you guys have no idea i'm literally #1 tba fan GET AWAY likelikelike their dynamic might tire u up a bit BUT it's so complex u need more of it. also, add fake dating to the mix? BEST TROPE (gotta write that up someday). i was already SAT

sweet as by @ak-vintage

babysitting and eating fruit had never been this sexy. anyone named frankie morales need a babysitter for the summer? i katniss-volunteer myself

plea by @javier-pena

real men yearn and watch u touch yourself to them frankie's body description here is so good i want to lick him like an ice cream lollipop melting under the hot summer sun

grocery shopping by @berryispunk

I LOVE PUBLIC SEX wait who said that

nut vid with the sound on by @syd-djarin

what the title says. just read it. you'll thank me later

DIETER BRAVO

you can never keep a soul by @chronically-ghosted

i have such a soft spot for dieter and this balanced between angst, fluff, comedy and sex like REAL GOOD sex. just,,,, tell me where i can get a faux uncle as sexy and messy as our chaotic king and then u can hmu

AND anything by @beefrobeefcal really. their peña and grandpa!joel fics... GO AND READ THEM

done hehehehehhehehe. i promise u, dilf-docs fangirls over stuff too. hope this helps!

[hon3yjaxx]

If Jujitsu Kaisen was on Cartoon Network .🥹

🚨 Credit to Tiktok @/shizzeka 🚨

https://m.vk.com/shizekaa 🚨🚨🚨

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[dindjarindiaries]

🚨 STOP 🚨

This is a Star Wars-dilf-to-a-child-who’s-technically-older-than-them checkpoint.

You must reblog this with a picture of Din Djarin and Hunter Bad Batch to continue.

[gejo333]

An Unexpected Match

DILF/DBF Miguel O’Hara x Female Reader

Pt. 2

Summary: You come back home from a two month long trip across Europe with friends when you meet an unexpected guest and your dad’s new best friend at your family’s backyard barbecue.

New Story Alert!🚨🚨🚨

I apologize for any grammatical mistakes I missed.

Enjoy💕

Wc: 2.2k

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You closed your eyes as you basked in the summer sun, enjoying the warmth of the rays against your skin. The breeze picked up as it brushed against your face and arm, gently sticking out the car window. A nice cool contrast against the heat of the sun.

"I can't believe our two-month trip across Europe is over. I want to go back." Whined your best friend who was driving. A small chuckle escaped from you, hearing her dramatic personality.

"Yeah, it was amazing. But I'm glad to be back home and lay in my bed for a whole day. It felt like we walked across Europe." You relax further into your seat, happy to be back in your suburb neighborhood of Nueva York.

"Well, sadly, not today. Don't you have that monthly barbecue today?"

"Ugh, don't even bring that up, Stephanie. Those things are so draining when you're not a kid anymore. All the nosy neighbors want to know every detail of your life." You groan out loud in frustration when you remember where the barbecue was hosted this month. "Damn, I forgot my parents are hosting this month. I thought it was next month. Out of all days to come back. You're going too." You say the last part bluntly to your friend as she looks back at you with a glare as she scoffs.

"Ugh, fine! But you owe me a meal at Jane's Diner then." Stephanie adds as you playfully roll your eyes and chuckle.

"Ok, deal." You do your handshake that you two started in elementary school before continuing to drive back to your house.

After another 15 minutes, you arrive at your driveway as Stephanie parks her car next to your dad's car. You gaze at yourself in the mirror in the car as a small frown is on your lips. You quickly make yourself presentable by fixing your hair and makeup and adding perfume to eliminate that airport stink. You smile at yourself, thinking you look good enough to enter the lion's den in your large backyard.

"We can leave the stuff in the car. It'll be safe. Are you ready?" You ask Stephanie, who just finished applying her lip gloss, smacking her lips before smiling as she exited the car.

"Let's do this!"

Instead of going through the front door, you used the gate to the fence to go straight to the backyard, where you see practically the whole neighborhood in your backyard. You spot your mother, of course, by the grill, cooking. As you try to make your way over there, neighbors who recognize you stop you to say hi before you can politely leave and get to your destination.

Right before you get to your parents, a soccer ball gently hits the side of your calf. A young brunette girl with big brown eyes wearing a soccer uniform runs over to you.

"I'm sorry!" Said the girl as she came up to you.

You looked down at her with a warm smile. You do a quick soccer trick that gets the ball back in your hands, which makes the young girl staring at you in awe. "You're totally good. Here you go." You pass her the ball, and she says thank you.

"That move was so cool! Do you play soccer?"The young girl asked.

"Sadly, not anymore. But I played for 15 years."

"Wow! I've only been playing for two years. My papa signed me up for the club team when we moved here." She said as she twiddled with the ball in her hands.

"Oh, for the Clovers? I played on that team, too, when I was a kid. It's a great club to be a part of. That's how I met my best friend here, Stephanie." You say as your friend says hello to the young girl.

The young girl's attention is drawn away when she hears a few kids call her over. "My friends are calling me back. Nice meeting you!" She smiled brightly up at you before she ran back over and began to play.

"She was sweet." Said Stephanie.

"Yeah, she was." You say as you finally get to your parents. Your mom sees you and wraps you in a big hug.

"Hi! I've missed you! Glad you were able to make it back to the barbecue. I can't wait to hear about your adventures around Europe. With your brothers back from college, it's been a house full of boys and hectic without you. Hi Stephanie, I hope you guys had fun on your trip." Your mother releases you from a hug before going to hug Stephanie. "You know that older son of mine will be excited to see you." She said, which made Stephanie's cheeks go red.

Your older brother, Jack, has been dating your best friend for months. When it first started, you were 100% for it as you would tease her about her becoming your sister.

"I didn't see him on our way in. Is he here?" Asked Stephanie.

"He went to get more ice from the corner store. He should be back in a minute, though. Oh, y/n I saw that you met Gabi. Isn't she just the sweetest thing." Said your mother. Your brows furrowed when she mentioned a name, but then you connected it with the little girl you met a few minutes ago.

"She was really sweet. It brought back memories of when I used to play soccer in that same uniform in this backyard ages ago. I know I haven't been around as frequently, but when did a new family move to the neighborhood?" You briefly look back to the kids playing some form of soccer as you smile at all their happy faces before you look back to your mom, who passed you a plate with a hot dog.

"Here. Gabi and her father moved in around two years ago from the city. They come over here a lot cause Miguel and your father are now best pals." Your mother chuckled as she continued to flip more burgers and hotdogs as you and Stephanie helped plate them.

——

"So, any future Mrs. O'Hara's catch your eye?" Sam said as he passed Miguel another beer. Miguel's eyes widen slightly before looking at Sam instead of the soccer match playing on the tv in the living room.

"Great conversation starter there, Sam." Miguel chuckled as he took a sip from the bottle.

"I remember you said it a while ago to me. Was curious if my best bud was getting any action." Sam chuckled as he sat on the couch. He sighed before looking down at his small pouch.

"How do you stay so fit? It's like you haven't aged at all. Those photos of you in your college days. You look identical. I know you are 8 years younger than me. But still!" Sam grumbled as he sipped his beer and continued to watch the match.

"You've seen my workout routine. And my diet. If you did the same, you would see the results." Miguel chuckled as he watched his friend mope and look at the game.

"Yeah, I can't give up my beer and nachos. But back to my original question." Sam switched the subject, feeling the green monster slightly that his friend looked great.

"Well, when I find her. I'll know. I hope she wants to have a big family. Cause I would want to give Gabriella a couple of brothers and sisters. And also make sure that whoever I end up with loves Gabriella as if she were her own daughter."

"Well, that's good quality. But anything else? Like looks? personality qualities?" Sam asked.

"Well, if she is kind and positive."

"Miguel... Physical looks?" Sam grinned in frustration.

"If I'm attracted to her, I'm attracted to her," Miguel said as he took another sip from his beer. He would have to work another hour to ensure he could burn off this second beer.

"Alright, fine. I won't ask any more questions anymore." Sam chuckled as they went to grab a few chips from the bowl on the table. Sam's view went to the backyard, where he spotted his wife and daughter.

"Miguel, let's go outside for a bit. I want you to meet my daughter, y/n." Sam said as he stood from the couch and made his way to the backyard, followed by Miguel.

As you continued to catch up with your mom and tell her some things about your and Stephanie's trip, two hands went over your best friend's eyes.

"Guess who?" Said the man. Stephanie turns around and hugs your older brother Jack.

"Hi, Jack," Stephanie said as she kissed your brother's cheek.

"I bet you're happy to see your favorite L/N sibling." Jack chuckled as he looked at you. You playfully rolled your eyes and gently punched him on the shoulder as payback. Your brother puts a hand on his arm as he fakes a pout. "Mom, she hit me."

"Jack, your 23. Stop whining. And you too, young lady. You're 21. Not 12." Your mother lightly reprimanded you, which made you, Stephanie, and your brother try to stifle a laugh. Your mother only rolled her eyes and lightly laughed at her children's lack of maturity as she continued to grill.

"You've been working away at the grill this hour, honey. Let me take it from here." Said your father as he walked up to you and gave you a hug. "How's my little Angel doing?" Said your dad.

"She's definitely no angel." Mumbled your brother as he laughed. He stopped when Stephanie gently elbowed him in the stomach. You laugh as you roll your eyes at your brother.

"I'm doing good, Dad. How about you?" You smile as you return the hug before he switches places with your mother.

"Good as always. Oh, I'd like you to meet my friend, Miguel." Your dad pointed towards a very tall man walking your way.

His biceps naturally flexed as he moved over here. You couldn't help but slightly check him out. He had a big frame that trimmed down to a narrow waist with an obviously chiseled chest that could be technically seen as his shirt fit tight around him. His fair tan complexion glowed against the rays of the sun. He was obviously a very attractive man.

It wasn't until his reddish-brown eyes met yours that your eyes widened, and your cheeks were dusted a shade of pink.

You felt your heart pound rapidly against your chest as your gaze met his. However, you pushed your emotions down and put a smile on your face as you said, "Hi, it's nice to meet you, Miguel."

"It's nice to meet you too, Y/n." He smiled as his eyes never left you, a chill going up your spine.

"S-so I heard you and your daughter moved in two years ago. How do you like the neighborhood so far?"

"It's been great so far. Everyone has been very welcoming. I heard you are a college student. What year?" Miguel moved slightly closer to you, which only you seemed to notice as your heart began to pound faster against your chest.

"S-senior. I'm going to be a senior in college." You say as you slightly move back from him, which seems to only catch his attention as he smirks for a split second at you before going back to his gentlemanly smile. You noticed the change in his lips, which reddened your cheeks.

"One more year before going into the real world. Enjoy it while it lasts. What do you study?" Miguel chuckled as he took a sip from his beer.

"Bioengineering with a concentration in genetics." Your answer.

"Oh, y/n! Miguel actually works in the same field. He works as the head of the genetics department at Alchamex. Isn't that your dream company to work at?" Said your dad as he continued to flip burgers and was oblivious (like everyone else) to the secret conversation between you and Miguel.

Miguel's smile widened, and his eyes lit up at your father's words. "Is that so. Well, maybe send me a copy of your resume, and maybe you can get an internship in my department."

"Wow, that would be amazing, Miguel. Wouldn't it y/n?" Said your father.

"Y-yeah. It would be. Thank you." You smile up at Miguel as his gaze meets yours. Staring straight into his brown eyes. So much was being said. If only you could fully decipher his secret words. Butterflies began to flutter in your stomach as he gently placed his hand against your mid-back.

"Of course. Anything for my best friend's daughter."

"Oh shoot, I forgot my phone in the car. Y/n, can you help me find it? We'll be back!" Stephanie hooked her arms around yours as she whisked you away from your family and Miguel, who you felt eyes were staring at your back as you walked away.

As the two of you made it inside the house and up the stairs to your bedroom, Stephanie pushed you inside before shutting the door.

You sit on your bed in shock from the events that recently played out in the backyard.

"Omg, y/n. Isn’t that Miguel the same Miguel you had that amazing two-night hookup with two years ago on our getaway weekend to Miami?" You look up at her with the same wide eyes as hers as you bite your lip in panic.

"Yeah, it is."

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Hope you enjoyed the first chapter! 💕💕💕

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[chantsdemarins]

I must say day 1 of my Tom LA delulu adventure was so good. First of all-if you wonder is he really that attractive in real life. He is.

Wonder no more.

So I was lucky enough to sit next to a fellow crazed fan whose off the chain energy was delightfully energizing so much so I found myself hollering at the beginning of the event-in reaction to Tom’s “You all look great” I yelled something like “You do too!!” I can’t even remember what the hell I said. But listen for my delulu voice when you check out the podcast! 😂😂😂😂

Josh Horowitz really is a dear soul and the perfect compliment to Tom’s dare I say renewed “Jaguar Energy”-he seemed plucked from those commercials and plopped into his present self, giving a more refined DILF spy aesthetic which is literally too much. Way too much. 🚨🚨🚨 Josh navigated the excitement with expertise! He asked a lot of questions I know have been on my mind…and it all seemed natural. Lots of talk about his renewal of Jonathan Pine and Night Manager series!! I am so stoked!!

I drove back to my hotel in a complete daze✨✨✨✨✨I was drunk on Tom! 😌😉🥹😅😂😇😍😭😭😭

Part 2 tonight: Loki season 2 episode screening and Tom talk…

@lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @maple-seed @mochie85 @loopsisloops @tallseaweed @muddyorbsblr

[its-a-me-mango]

Yes officer, this one right here. This blog is the one that made Puzzlevison a DILF 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

GET HIS ASS ‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥🚨🚨🚨🚨🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔

Your honor, in my defence, I have done nothing wrong ever, I'm too smart and handsome for that.

[exoticb-utters]

I’m soooo normal about this guy wow….

I swearrrrr there’s no Beast fan art- ESPECIALLY based off Wolverine and the X-Men’s Hank like hello?!? (DILF ALERT🚨‼️🙏🏽)

[corrodedcoffins-blog]

older!eddie munson x popstar!reader universe

very short sorry!

Another Hollywood Age Gap Couple?

written by Glamour Team

eddie edit credit to @eddiemunsons-missingnipple

Eddie Munson (46) and Y/N L/N (25) reportedly seen at a New York restaurant, Munson frequents, on what seems to be a date.

Many fans at L/N's closing night report that Munson and his daughter, Isla (14), were seen in the audience. And later after the show, were seen going backstage.

Now with all the logistics out of the way. Our opinion on the couple, with Munon 21 years her senior, we can’t help but worry for Y/N. 

L/N has talked about Munson previously, in 2018, saying she grew up with his music around the house; with L/N’s father being a big fan of his. Speaking of, with L/N’s father only 52 years old, there only being 6 years between Papa L/N and his possible new son-in-law. 

-twitter-

steph

@/I_Said_SpeakNow

Sooo.... Y/N's going through her Dear John era???

Hannah @/CinnamonGirl_hannah replying to @/I_Said_SpeakNow no! Eddie's good, he's like a really good dad!

jen @/Y/N_ismyQueen replying to @/CinnamonGirl_hannah he's like... 46... he could be her dad. it's weird..

liv @/iknowplaces replying to @/I_Said_SpeakNow all i know is we're gonna get a dilf anthem

-instagram-

emails_imglad_shedidntsend

liked by _nonsense89, wheredidyougo_amelie, and others

emails_imglad_shedidntsend: our queen Y/N was spotted with literal rock legend Eddie Munson. I assume they met when Eddie brought his daughter Isla to closing night in NY

DressedlikeAdaydream: who is this man? and what is he doing with my wife?

Y/N_ismywife: your wife? 🤨

Jenna_03: daughter? dilf alert 🚨

Lana_isLife: how old is his daughter??

carmen.13: she's 14 but his son is 20

Lana_isLife: 20? she's only 5 years older than her possible step-son??

-twitter-

brittany

@/brooklynbaby_89

the way he's looking at her? he's good. i can tell.

Lia @/SueMe_Y/N replying to @/brooklynbaby_89 if you go back and watch interviews of eddie from like late 90s and 00s their humour matches so well

Jayden @/mikesmicfan replying to @/SueMe_Y/N what doesn't match is that age gap

Syd @/boy_genius_mywifes replying to @/brooklynbaby_89 i need the dilf anthem. i need the stacys mom reboot. i need them.

~taglist~

@whoscamila @mystargirl-interlude @creoleguurl

[rosyjn]

DILF!JAKE X READER ⬇️

prompt 99 from the smut list I posted! Jake and reader are going at in in their tent but they’re a little too loud…😔

SMUT⬇️🚨 MINORS DNI

Jake Sully lay on the thin cot mattress, his muscular body glistening with sweat as he pounded into you. You moaned as he thrust deeper, your bodies moving in rhythm. You were lost in each other, in the moment. He ran his hands over your body, feeling every curve and dip, every inch of you.

He kissed you deeply, his tongue exploring your mouth. The tent walls were thin, but you didn't hear anything but the sound of your own moans and groans.

He pulled away from your lips, gazing into your eyes. "You feel so good," he whispered, brushing a strand of hair from your face.

You smiled, and your cheeks turned pink. "You too," you breathed. "I could stay like this forever."

He chuckled, a low growl that sent shivers down your spine.

His hands roamed your body, stroking your skin, teasing your nipples. You gasped, arching your back, begging for more. He complied, bringing his mouth back, devouring your lips with his own as he picked up the pace of his thrusts.

You guys were a perfect match, your bodies moving in unison, each touch setting off a chain reaction of pleasure. You could feel the intensity building within, his movements becoming more erratic, more frantic, as though he couldn't get enough.

As the pleasure built up, the sounds got louder. Jake grunted and slapped into your hips desperately.

“Oh, oh I’m close!” you said. Jake could only groan in response as he kept thrusting.

Your eyes rolled back into your skull and you grabbed onto Jake’s shoulders while orgasming and yelping. Your stomach tightened and then released pleasure in muscle contractions.

Jake, on the other hand, was edging himself. He wanted to fuck for as long as he possibly could.

As your orgasm faded, you ears perked up at the whistling of wind coming in and out of the tent.

“Fuck, baby. I love this little pussy so much.”

“Oh! Oh! Jake! Do you think ah- do you think they can hear us?!!” you managed to whine.

“Yes, we can!” Grace Augustine’s irritated voice, clear as day, comes from behind the right wall of the tent.

Jake’s pupils contract and his ears perk up. A serious expression comes onto his face as he pulls out of you, making you mewl with the speed.

“Grace!” a nervous, flustered tone is in his voice. He strokes his cock quickly as he covers you with a bedsheet. “I’m- sorry Grace…” he yells back to the neighboring tent.

Jake leans and whispers to you “Suck on it, now, don’t gag, just be quiet.”

You stare up at him as your eyes widen and you lean forward and take his cock in your mouth.

“Who’s uh- with you right now..” Jake attempts to make awkward small talk by yelling out to Grace’s tent.

“Just me and Norm! Thanks for quieting down now! We’re trying to sleep!!” she’s pissed.

Jake whimpers to himself and grabs your hair.

“Norm! What’s up with you?” he’s teasing himself so bad. Having you go crazy on his cock while talking to his friends.

Norm’s hand comes out through the door of the tent, a straight middle finger, flipping Jake right the fuck off. “This is what’s up.”

Meanwhile, your eyes are filled with tears and pre cum is flowing down your throat as Jake’s breathing grows heavier.

“Okay! Goodnight then!” Jake plays back on Norm’s sarcasm.

“Yeah, just like that… I’ll come on your tongue, huh? You like that? I know you like getting caught. I know you like that my friends could hear us going at it like jackrabbits. You like that they know you’re my whore?” Jake whispers down to you.

As he finishes on your lips and mouth, you nod at him and quietly kiss his cock.

“Mmm hmm, I like that they know I’m a slut for you, Jake,” you pull him down to the bed with you and whisper while kissing him all over his chest, neck, and face.

Jake takes you in his arms and praises you. He’s glad that it was only his closest friends who heard the two of you.

It was no surprise to Norm and Grace. They were so tight with you and Jake, of course they knew what you guys do in your free time.

[margeries]

kinda random and not a fan of lazy town, BUT SEEING YOUR ART STYLE ON IT IS SO UNDERRATED AND THE WAY YOU DREW THEM LOOKS SO DILF. DILF‼️ 🗣️🔥‼️

OMGggG hahahaa thank you??? 😏🤭🚨 i appreciate it!! 💖💖💖

[jaemskitty]

So, 9:30? — N.JM & you

wc: corruption kink | sexo violento | muitos "inhos" e "inhas" | jaemin!dilf | jaemin!bigdick | bulge kink | daddy kink | overstimulation (?) | dollification (?) | dumbfication bem leve | infidelidade | age gap | size kink| dom!jaemin | devem ter mais coisinhas, mas isso é uma base :) | SEGUNDA PARTE DE AGORA HILLS |

gênero: smut

n/a: oie! tudo bem? espero que sim! voltei com a segunda parte desta grande putaria e espero que vocês gostem <33 perdoem os erros ou qualquer coisinha, até o final e boa leitura! (jaemin vai me deixar doida, isso é literalmente um pedido de socorro 🤩)

🚨 NÃO DEIXEM DE LER OS AVISOS, EVITEM DESCONFORTOS

Fazia exatamente uma semana após o ocorrido; após entregar-se de corpo e alma para o senhor Na Jaemin, melhor amigo de seu pai. Fazia também uma semana desde que não via Yeri e Dahyun, pois havia entrado em suas férias do curso e tirou um tempo para si mesma depois do que aconteceu.

Na verdade, em um todo parecia tudo ainda muito surreal para acreditar, não fazia sentido ainda em sua cabecinha o fato de ter perdido sua doce castidade com o homem que fantasiou durante tempos, mesmo negando a si mesma e disfarçando isso por trás de alguns revirar de olhos. Jaemin havia sido o primeiro homem a lhe tocar de maneiras intimamente indescritíveis e isso não saía nem por um instante de sua pobre cabecinha, pois seu corpinho também se mantinha maculado dos toques rudes do mais velho. Roxo, verde e vermelho pintava diversas áreas de seu corpo e as vezes pegava-se sorrindo enquanto tocava cada marquinha daquela com a pontinha dos dedos delicados.

Era tão boba. Tão burrinha...O que eram aqueles sorrisos? Mas ele gostava de você, não gostava? Ele havia feito amor com você. Então por que havia dúvidas?

Suspirou em frente ao espelho enquanto se penteava, arrumando-se a fim de quebrar o jejum de rever suas amigas. Apanhou o gloss de cereja e espalhou nos lábios bonitos, dando-se conta então que havia alguém parado bem na porta de seu quarto e não era o seu pai, definitivamente não.

Mirou curiosa e sentiu o estômago retrair ao encarar Na Jaemin ali no portal de madeira maciça, lhe olhando no fundo dos olhos admirando como se fosse a mais bela escultura artística e convenhamos, você era.

Mordeu o lábio inferior ao perceber o homem, vermelhinha dos pés a cabeça sorriu levinha com a postura tão arrogante daquele magnata. O Na caminhou com os sapatos envernizados e com as mãos no bolso da calça social até que estivesse por trás de ti naquele grande espelho da penteadeira. Sentiu todo o corpinho arrepiar, responder, reagir somente com a presença quente e intimidadora daquele homem.

— N-nana... — Ele mantinha-se sério diante de seu sussurro adocicado, suspirando e arrumando a postura quando estendeu a mão enorme até seu rostinho, por trás, apertando seu queixo e bochechas te fazendo olhar para cima, virando o pescocinho com a força calibrada e o mirando de baixo.

Sempre por baixo, sempre tão submissa, sempre aos pés dele e era isso que te enlouquecia, te deixava doidinha e completamente quente, como nesse exato momento por baixo daquele robe de cetim que sempre usava antes de escolher um conjunto de roupas.

— Assim não...Você sabe como fazer, princesinha... — Manteve o contato, cada vez mais pressão contra sua mandíbula. Grunhiu fraquinha, corada, os olhinhos já brilhantes.

— Papai... — Sussurrou outra vez e a luz amarelada de sua penteadeira, a única coisa acesa ali, marcou bem as expressões de satisfação do homem. Jaemin sorriu ladinho e levou o dedão aos seus lábios, esfregando o gloss avermelhado e sujando-te inteira. Manchando sua pele leitosa e macia. Grunhiu afobada com aquilo e os olhinhos procuravam seguir os próximos movimentos do homem.

— Assim, você sempre fica linda toda bagunçada...Manchada...Principalmente quando eu faço isso. Tá’ sem nada por baixo desse robe, acertei? — A voz rouca denunciava ansiedade e desejo e você arrepiou, fechando os olhos apenas assentiu beijando molhado o dedo masculino em sua boquinha.

Aquilo parecia e era loucura, outra vez profanando dentro de seu próprio quarto.

Não entendeu como funcionou, foi muito rápido, mas Jaemin te apanhou como uma bonequinha e te fizera sentar na base da penteadeira sem nenhum obstáculo ou dificuldade, afinal ele era tão forte. Isso a deixava insana, sempre que lembrava da aspereza daquele homem ao te tocar, da forma rude e brutal que ele entrou em você e fodeu cada partezinha de seu pequeno canal e corpo. Quase grunhiu com os próprios pensamentos quando sentiu a firmeza do toque de Jaemin e como ele estava quente entre suas perninhas.

Apoiou-se em suas mãozinhas no espaço restante atrás de si, abrindo-se como se estivesse no automático sempre que o tinha por perto e então lembrou-se de um detalhe.

— E s-se-

— O seu pai tá’ bem ocupado e eu só preciso de alguns minutos pra sentir o gostinho da sua boquinha linda outra vez... — Fora cortada com firmeza e mordiscou o lábio o olhando ainda de baixo, pois era tão miúda que chegava a se perder naquele peitoral largo.

Balançou os pezinhos travessa e subiu um deles coberto pela meia em toda a extensão da coxa do mais velho, mirando-o com aqueles olhos pidões como uma pura cadelinha, cinicamente inocente e isso acarretou uma consequência é claro.

Jaemin agarrou seu pescocinho como se não fosse porra nenhuma para ele e te viu arregalar os olhinhos ainda mais, os dedinhos buscando alguma forma de desfazer aquele toque que lhe tirava o fôlego. Afinal tudo ainda era muito novo.

— Quer agir igual uma puta como se soubesse o que tá’ fazendo...Mas você não sabe, meu mel, você não sabe de porra nenhuma. — Sorrindo com escárnio sussurrou contra sua boquinha e então foi a deixa para atacar seus lábios avermelhados e inchados de tantas mordidas.

Gemeu chorosa apertando ainda mais as perninhas contra o corpo maior, sentindo o homem chupar o seu lábio de forma faminta e quente; ele era quente. Jaemin te beijava como se a vida dependesse daquilo e sentir sua boquinha tentando acompanha-lo o deixava a beira do abismo. Se você fosse o prêmio no final do abismo ele com toda certeza se jogaria de cabeça. Jaemin grunhiu rouco ao sugar sua linguinha, sentindo seu gostinho misturado a cereja do gloss e era de perder as rédeas, não poderia ser julgado. O homem então subiu as mãos pela sua cinturinha até seus peitinhos, apertando os pequenos montes cobertos pelo cetim.

Sua reação fora grunhir dengosa em meio ao beijo e apertar os dedinhos nos cabelos lisos e hidratados de Na Jaemin. Suplicou por tudo o que era mais sagrado que aquela sensação latejante entre suas perninhas aliviasse o mais rápido.

Jaemin então deixou seus lábios com uma leve chupada em seu inferior, ouvindo seu grunhido manhoso e visando seus olhinhos brilhando em conjunto das bochechas rosadas.

— Abre esse robe pra mim, abre...— Ele sussurrou com rouquidão, a respiração pesada enquanto apertava desde seus pezinhos coberto pelas meias até suas coxas.

Prontamente você obedeceu, com aqueles olhos enormes brilhantes tão reduzida perante aquele homem entre suas pernas. Abriu o robe queimando em tesão e timidez, afinal haviam fodido apenas uma vez, mas já sentia-se propriedade de Na jaemin e essa sensação era indescritivelmente deliciosa. Expos os peitinhos entumecidos para o Na e o viu quase salivar, e como um lobo ele avançou. O braço direito a pegou pela cintura com força, puxando contra seu corpo grande e rijo, te fazendo sentir toda à ereção quente dentro da calça social. Suspirou alto com a pegada e não pode deixar de não gemer quando ele iniciou uma sucção surreal em seu biquinho, sugando como se fosse o melhor doce do mundo.

— S-senhor N-na...P-papai...M-meu deus, é tão bom...!

Suplicava com sua aura virginal tão forte, rebolando contra o mesmo enquanto o sentia a aparar com facilidade, firmeza em um braço apenas, chupando e mamando em seu peito como se aquilo fosse vital para ele e talvez fosse mesmo.

Seus choramingos o deixava perturbado, maluco, completamente fora de si e poderia te comer ali mesmo. Na verdade não podia, mas queria. Foda-se Lee Jeno, ele iria.

Jaemin poderia ser paciente afinal, estava apenas degustando o máximo que poderia, aproveitando-se o máximo de sua linda o ingenuidade e isso era como um impulso diretamente em seu pau endurecido e dolorido, ali tão preso sob tecidos.

— Minha boneca linda...É tão gostoso mamar nesses seus peitinhos lindos...—sussurrou entre um estalo e outro com suas mamadas, onde Jaemin sabia bem o que fazer pra te deixar no ápice da hipersensibilidade.

— A-ahn!...N-nana...— Agarrou os cabelos do homem entre os dedos e jurou que poderia gozar ali mesmo, só com aquilo.

Ele sorriu como o canalha que era e lhe olhou enquanto largava seu peito dolorido em uma última chupada ou quase mordida.

Retirou seu lábio dentre os dentes com o polegar e avançou com a língua em sua boquinha, beijando e te estimulando ao quase ápice. Sentia seus suspiros e arfares, perdendo a cabecinha com cada toque rude do mesmo.

Estava zonza e completamente perdida, Jaemin tinha certeza que estava pingando, e pôde confirmar ao meter a mão entre o tecido daquele robe, bem em seu centro sentindo a bucetinha completamente quente e totalmente encharcada. Segurando no ombro do mesmo, grunhiu mirando o ato, as bochechas vermelhas denunciava sua falta de experiência iminente e aquilo era o fim de Na Jaemin.

— Onde você vai, hm? Diz pra mim, princesa. Diz pro Nana, diz pro seu papai...

— E-eu — buscou fôlego — eu vou sair com minhas amigas...V-vamos a uma cafeteria...

Ele alisou seus cabelos e os tirou de frente ao rosto quase suado, vermelho, sorrindo e beijando sua testa enquanto proferia suas bestialidades.

— Certo...Vai usar aquele vestido? — Apontou para a cama e agarrou suas bochechas em sua mão e adorava fazer isso e ver o quão poderia se sobressair em seu minúsculo tamanho; Jaemin poderia fazer o que quisesse com você.

— Sim... Senhor...— Em um fio de voz respondeu o mais velho, porque sabia que Jaemin gostava de respostas, de palavras, de te ver destruída como estava agora mesmo com tão pouco.

Queria alívio; queria aquela sensação outra vez, queria algo dentro de si, queria Jaemin profundamente dentro de seu pequeno corpo.

— Bom, o vista. — E ele largou seu rostinho e seu corpo, quase a vendo cair sobre a penteadeira se não fosse as pequenas mãos acharem um apoio.

Grunhiu tonta e tinha esquecido totalmente que seu pai estava dentro de casa e sua sorte era que confiava no Na em sua frente, então se ele dissera que Jeno estava ocupado demais, era porque sim estava.

Desceu do móvel com a ponta dos pés e viu Jaemin irredutível, arrumando o Rolex no pulso enquanto esperava cada ação sua, mas ele era impaciente e ao te ver desamarrar o robe tomou as rédeas.

Ele era tão grande, porra. Perdeu o fôlego com as mãos firmes do homem retirando tudo o que cobria seu corpo, deixando cair nos pés, sentindo-se exposta e em desvantagem tamanha quando ele estava totalmente vestido. Sua boca salivou e as bochechas pinicaram quando viu a barraca formada na calça de Jaemin e perguntou-se se doía tanto quanto em si.

Tomou liberdade de tocar ali, insinuando-se indiretamente e mesmo sem saber apertou o pedaço de carne, sentindo a dureza e o quão quente e pulsante o pau dele poderia estar. Engoliu e mirou-o daquele posição, sorrindo travessa e curiosa vendo Jaemin devolver o sorriso enquanto beijava sua boquinha e agarrava sua bochecha mais uma vez, cuspindo ali e esperando que como uma boa menina você engolisse tudo e assim o fez.

— Vagabunda...Tá’ ficando bem treinada. É isso aqui que você quer, hm? — A mão grande pousou sobre a sua e apertou o cacete da forma que gostava, enquanto esperava sua resposta. — Responde sua ninfeta desaforada! — Grosseiramente forçou o toque em sua bochecha e te viu choramingar.

— S-sim! Sim...sim... eu p-preciso...— Apertou as pernas uma a outra buscando aplacar àquela situação frustrante de sua bucetinha e o viu rir, rir em completo deboche e excitação. Jaemin amava te humilhar e te reduzir a uma boneca que ele poderia entupir de porra, era essa a verdade.

— Papai vai fazer o que você quiser e vai aguentar tudinho como uma boa menina.

Assentiu e o viu apanhar o vestido de babados, vestindo em você calmamente cada partezinha, arrumando os babados plissados, totalmente orgulhoso com sua imagem de boneca imaculada; era tão linda nesses tons claros e fazia o seu pau quase explodir.

Jaemin apertou o próprio membro na calça e ordenou rouco; — De quatro, abre bem e empina pra mim.

Ele não queria esperar, então prontamente subiu na cama com as bochechas vermelhas e os olhinhos melados, engolindo em seco ao ficar de quatro pertinho da beirada da cama fofinha, abrindo como pôde as perninhas, empinando bem o rabinho na direção do Na. Suas entradinhas totalmente expostas e meladas. Escorrendo demonstrava o poder do homem sobre seu corpo.

Jaemin sem perder mais tempo, que era tudo o que não tinham, abriu o cinto e te viu retrair somente com o barulho, apoiada nas mãozinhas ele te guiou a apoiar nos cotovelos arqueando sua coluna o máximo com a palma da mão ali, abrindo suas perninhas como deveria ser, quase grunhindo ao te ver tão aberta para ele.

— Shhh..isso, desse jeitinho, se não o papai vai te machucar mais que o necessário e não é isso que você quer, não é, bebezinha? — Sussurrou com uma falsa condolência e quase te enganou, pois sua ingenuidade era tamanha que chegava a acreditar naquele cretino. — Isso vadiazinha linda...Isso... — Acariciou toda sua traseira empinadinha e te viu suspirar nervosa, ansiosa quase mordendo o próprio antebraço e tudo o que ele fez foi sorrir.

Sorriu canalha antes de encaixar a cabeça inchada contra sua entradinha recentemente deflorada, apertando seus quadris bonitinhos ele se forçou pra dentro, sem piedade ele enterrava cada centímetro grosso e pulsante, arfando alto com cada apertada e resistência que seu interior quentinho o dava. Era a melhor bucetinha que havia provado na vida e estava viciado. Jaemin era um homem podre.

Forçava o quadril com jeitinho, no ângulo certo pra te destruir e invadir seu cantinho mais intimo e te observava grunhir chorosa, talvez com lágrimas quentes nos olhinhos pidões e a mãozinha tentando o afastar a cada centímetro.

As grandes mãos do homem vagavam desde suas perninhas tensas até sua cintura e a curva era divina, seu palmo encaixava quase que perfeitamente.

— S-senhor Na...! A-ahn..! — Ele havia crescido ou o que? — D-demais...! Nana...Papai! – Suplicava dengosa o ouvindo praticamente rosnar e botar tudo pra dentro.

Era tão grande e a posição não ajudava, mas era perfeita para o Na. Sentia completamente como te esticava por dentro.

— Silêncio. Puta merda...como é pequena, princesa...Tão apertada, meu m-mel...— E ele te pegou como um maldito cachorro, agarrando-se ao seu corpinho bonito bateu em seus quadris debaixo dele, as bolas pesadas eram sentidas por ti e sua mão subiu até os cabelos do Na, descontando tudo ali. — Perfeita pra mim...— beijou seu ombro suado com o tecido do vestido totalmente amarrotado.

Como iria sair com aquilo? Não fazia ideia, só queria ser comida. Fodida. Arruinada.

Jaemin e você podiam sentir o pau bater diretamente em seu colo e era uma coisa surreal a forma que te enchia e te abria daquele jeito. Estonteante. Seus gemidinhos de cadela entregavam tudo.

— Fala pra mim...— tirou os cabelos de seu rostinho outra vez, mesmo naquela posição porque ele tinha um passe livre pra seu corpo todo, independente de como te pegava. — Gosta de sentir pica aqui, não gosta? — Ele estocou e te ouviu praticamente gritar, tapando sua boca afim de controlar seu volume ele gargalhou gostosamente em seu ouvido, te arrepiando. — Fala...Fala baixinho que você gosta quando o papai te acerta bem aqui...Fala, vagabunda...— Ele forçou-se e pressionou seu limite, te vendo chorar e ficar completamente longe, burra, entregue, tendo que literalmente te segurar.

— G-gosto..! eu g-gosto tanto, papai! — Suplicou fora de si, possessa pelo prazer absurdo que sentia. — P-por favor...!

Jaemin te estocava com vontade, com força e era jeitoso, os barulhos melados eram possíveis de serem ouvidos cada vez que ele enterrava e voltava só pra te maltratar de novo mais um tiquinho.

— Papai tá’ te dando o que pediu, princesa...relaxa a bucetinha, hm? — Era um teatro pois ele amava a tensão e todas as vezes que te enlouquecia e te sentia apertar ele inteiro ali dentro; tão quentinha e úmida.

Os suspiros de Jaemin eram pesados e seus gemidinhos eram controlados devido seu pai no andar de baixo e sentia-se tão perto daquele paraíso que chegou noites atrás.

— P-papai..! Papai, p-por favor...Eu s-sinto...E-eu...

Tocou o próprio abdômen sentindo o corpinho balançar inteiro a cada vez que o homem investia profundamente, angulando e te atingindo em lugares que te deixava a ver estrelas. Gemeu chorosa quando Jaemin plantou o pé com sapato social e tudo em sua cama cor de rosa e foi focado em destruir seu interior angelical; ele o fez.

Cada vez mais profundo, cada vez mais fora de si, suado e concentrado em seu prazer e no próprio, sentindo que você viria em breve, devorando seu corpo, decorando cada sinal que ele lhe dava de estar próximo do fim. Jaemin observou sair e entrar dali, daquele cantinho doce e jurou morrer de tesão ao se perceber corrompendo uma princesa cada vez mais; estava te arruinando em todos os sentidos e isso não tinha preço.

— P-papai.. Eu...e-eu...m-meu deus! — Estava vindo e não aguentou, contorceu-se inteira e apertou Jaemin como se quisesse o expulsar dali pois estava tão sensivelzinha.

As lagrimas escorreram e o homem te segurou firme no lugar, grunhindo com o aperto e sussurrando uma sequencia de “shh” no seu ouvidinho.

— Isso...isso...boa menina...menina linda...Tão linda...Fica linda toda burrinha de pica assim...gozou tão gostoso, minha lindinha...— Sussurrava enquanto enchia a lateral de seu rostinho suado de beijos, vermelhinha como ele amava ver; devastada.

Sua respiração acelerada e os olhinhos baixos entregavam que não estava mais nesse mundo e aquele orgasmo havia sudo avassalador, suas pernas estavam meladas de seu melzinho e Jaemin enterrado em seu lugarzinho a deixava com os nervos a flor da pele. Grunhiu quando foi pegue e maleada como uma bonequinha, sentindo-o mais profundamente, se possível, apoiando as mãos em algum lugar buscando um alivio daquele sensação extravagante de estar cheia; Jaemin havia a sentado em seu colo, e os pezinhos mal tocavam o chão. Era tão pequenina.

— Agora é a vez do papai. — Sussurrando em meio a seus sorrisos sacanas Jaemin a fez pular, como uma boneca.

E ele fez tudo, a fazia subir e descer e seus choramingos contidos demonstravam o quão sensível estava, lágrimas escorriam e seu mel também descia pelo pau latejante do homem, fazendo uma bagunça. Jaemin rosnava em seu ouvido a cada vez que te empalava em seu próprio pau, demonstrando o quão perto estava.

Viu pelo espelho sua imagem destruída e o quão fácil quicava no colo do homem, mole e fodida. Completamente fodida, tanto o corpo quanto a mente. Sua pobre mente, tudo o que havia nela era Na Jaemin.

Ele era lindo, grande e forte, o reflexo do espelho mostrava o quão bonito ele ficava enquanto perseguia o próprio orgasmo, olhos fechados ou semicerrados, lábios entre os dentes bonitos e cenho franzido enquanto grunhia e rosnava em seu ouvido e pescoço. Gotas de suor enfeitavam a face do Na.

As mãos grandes e vorazes de Jaemin correram por todo seu corpo sensível, apertando onde podia e onde não podia. Parou na parte interna de suas coxas e as ergueu como se não fosse nada, agora impulsionando o quadril com vontade; iria gozar.

— C-caralho...! Caralho, bebezinha...— E então ele veio, esporrou com vontade e força, tanta porra que parecia estar guardando aquilo tudo só pra ti, esse tempo todo.

Gemeu ou choramingou, não sabe, quando sentiu a quentura toda batendo no colo de seu útero, te enchendo em níveis absurdos; era absurdo. Uma sensação fodidamente boa.

Ele sorriu ao descer de seu alto e respirou fundo como quem busca recuperar-se. Jaemin ergueu seu vestidinho o máximo, embolando em suas costelas, te dando a visão dele inteiro enterrado ali dentro e foi justamente aí, esse era o ponto.

— Ver? Sente isso? Isso sou eu. É a porra do meu pau todo dentro de você, duro pra caralho...— Sussurrando contra sua bochecha ele espalmou a mão contra o belo relevo que havia em seu ventre e você sentiu às lágrimas escorrerem aos montes; aquilo era surreal.

Espasmou como a boa putinha sensível que era, quase derretendo ali mesmo com a visão daquele volume dentro de si. Como aguentava tudo aquilo? Estava sendo destruída aos poucos e aquilo era apaixonante. Tombou a cabeça no ombro de Jaemin e se remexeu dengosa, grunhindo ao se sentir estimulada demais.

Era tudo demais, tudo em Jaemin para com você era demais.

— Pronto, agora você esta pronta pra ir a cafeteria, minha linda. Entupida de porra...

Escutou aquilo e escondeu o rosto na curva do pescoço do homem, ou ao menos tentou, mirando dali o dedo anelar de Na Jaemin; a porra de uma aliança reluzia em puro ouro.

n/f: espero que tenham gostado <333 obrigada por ler até aqui. meu chat e ask estão abertos sempre e os comentários estão tbm ^^ comentários de od1o e derivados serão ignorados e apagados! xoxo 🩷

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🙊 princesskevinday

RED ALERT 🚨 ⚠️ 📢 I'M GAY AND ITS KEVIN DAYS FAULT for anyone asking

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No one is asking and everyone already knows

🙊 princesskevinday

'm not saying I would. Chew her nipples off but like

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Babe you are totally saying that

🙊 princesskevinday

HAVE YOU SEEN HER NIPPLES

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*Pats your back* ok honey i believe you

#the things you say about kevin day never cease to amaze me

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trying to watch this psu game but all I can think is "GAG AND CHOKE ME WITH YOUR BANDANA NEIL" so im getting distracted

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why would u make me read this

#babe 😭 and you put it in the lb WHY #psu lb

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🦚 dilf-wymack

DAVID 👏 WYMACK 👏 IS 👏 MY 👏 DADDY 👏

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- kevin day to the press right before he announced he's never been skiing

🦚 dilf-wymack

😭

#let me be horny FOR ONCE

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UM JUST HEARD JEAN MOREAU DO PRESS FOR THE FIRST TIME? AND HIS,,,,ACCENT 😳

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you've known he was french for 3 years bud

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For a frenchman????? 🤢

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reasons u should stan aaron minyard:

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killed a dude

do you need another reason?

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fr like!!!!!

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2) don't have a meme about killing someone but i'm sure u can figure it out

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Only meme I have about killing that would fit the situation, does this work for you

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Perfect

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so i shall not touch by sternlyshewatches

Fandom: Exy RPF

Pairing: Kevin Day/Jeremy Knox

Rating: E

Tags: Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Word count: 67k

Summary: There are two things Kevin has always known: one, his hands will never be clean. Two, Jeremy is made of gold.

He will not tarnish such brilliance with his dirty hands.

#kevin day #jeremy knox #jkkd #kdjk #0211 #psu #usc #usc trojans #palmetto #psu foxes #explicit #exy rpf #fic rec

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[toxicanonymity]

🚨 DILF ENCOUNTER: we were having trouble finding a parking spot at the airport and a DILF was walking and carrying his luggage like it weighed nothing. He let us follow him to his DILF-mobile so we could have his parking spot. 10/10 scruff and vibe.