ooooo and when they were working with the squips they couldn't be in the same rooms unless supervised by one or multiple squips present this lasted for about a couple weeks because Ash had annoyed so many guards already
ohh brendan. my second love behind my baby dylan. if a golden retriever turned into a human it would be him. he just has that energy like he's constantly bouncing off the walls and the only time he's calm is if he's laying on you. sometimes when you tan he thinks it's funny to leave his hand on your ass so his handprint stays there. he says it's so "that why i can hold you while i'm away " but you both know it's because he wanted to touch your butt.
he's the type of bf to act all manly and macho during a scary movie but definitely screams if you walk up behind him too quietly. his limbs and whatever was in his hands are flying everywhere.
has probably willingly done a fashion show with your clothes. like one of those tiktoks where the bf and gf switch outfits. sometimes he'll do it to make you laugh and you'll complain bc "brendan your ass is too big for that skirt it's gonna stretch" and he's like sorry my butt is bigger than yours babe.
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IM CRYING
this is all so accurate & i love it
he is so golden retriever & would def do tiktoks with you
& hand on ass. always. his hands are always on you somehow.
You're not supposed to be funnier than me I hate this
Genuinely tho hope ur doing ok
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I am doing fine, I was half asleep when I posted that lol. I'm glad you think I'm funny, because you are absolutely correct. I am hilarious. the peak of modern comedy right on tumblr.com
i should be allowed to tell internet strangers that i love them and that should be normal, i think. especially fic writers because of the sheer amount of times i go wow. i love you. after reading a particularly good fic. and then i comment just a smiley face instead because i love you is weird. it's sad that this is a weird thing to do and i think i'm going to start doing it actually
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GOD YOURE SO RIGHT. i feel like we should all be more free on using i love you and ive always thought this bc like... yeah man idk i love you, i love you, i love you. thats what we all do, we love and we should share that everywhere !!! like its always confused me when fics or anything heavy on romance makes it a big deal when someone tells the other that they love them, its SILLY what do you mean you both are just saying you like each other back and forth until one of you slips up? lame, stupid. love with all your heart. anyways yeah. tell people you love them, i think we're all a little scared that it'll seem weird but it really isnt
The squips go in disguise at a bar and the squips all look at Ash and Mage stunned that they downed a whole bottle of vodka with no consequences (besides hurtie tummy but they're brave boys)
One of the Squips: h- how is that possible
Mage: while you were plotting we figured out how to drink
Ash: I'd say we got our priorities straight compared to yall dumbasses
all my thoughts are consumed by dylan. i was not a dylan girly (tho i did find him very yummy) but within the last 4 months or so i haven't been able to get him out of my head. he's just so smoosh i want to hold onto his bicep when we're walking. he takes the side closest to the road because "i cant let anything happen to my girl" he's dragging you through a party and you're interlocking pinkies to make sure you don't get lost. every shot he takes during beer pong he says "this one's for you babe" he misses but it's the thought that counts.
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i wasn’t a dylan girly until march probably & tbh i’m not even sure where it came from but i’ve been a dyl girl ever since