Dazai starts avoiding Chuuya after getting out of meursault alive because every time they meet Chuuya goes, "So about that cheesy monologue you delivered before you tried to drown me-" and Dazai starts taking physical damage
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Byrd: Dad?
Oscar: Morning, bud.. miserable day, huh? I’m not looking forward to packing up in the rain.
Oscar: Did you sleep okay?
Byrd: Erm…
Oscar: GO GET YOUR HEARING AIDS!
[Byrd fidgeted guilty, implying that he’d lost yet another pair]
Byrd: [sobs] Why do I have to be deaf without them, papa-.. s’not fair.
[Oscar held Byrd tightly, stroking his back until his sobs subsided somewhat]
Oscar: LET’S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO…
[Oscar plonked Byrd outside as he rummaged through his bags, eventually producing a backup pair of hearing aids]
Oscar: Better?
[Byrd nodded gratefully, burying his snotty nose in his father’s hair as he threw his arms around him]
Oscar: Maybe you ought to think twice about learning SSL.
Byrd: What’s the point? No one else knows it.
Oscar: Robin does, and we all know bits n’ pieces, don’t we?
[Byrd grumbled disinterestedly]
Oscar: I think it’s long overdue, pal-.. what if we all learn it together? Properly this time.
Byrd: I guess…
Oscar: All I heard was yes.
Byrd: Are you deaf too?
Oscar: [snorts] C’mon, we’ll probably find the other pairs as we clear up.
Wren: Daaaaad, it’s raining!
Oscar: The faster we get goin’, the faster we’ll be in the car-.. I bet Wren can pack up faster than you.
Byrd: [gasps] NO WAY!
[rain pattering]
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Someone confiscate the Kabumisu Rapunzel AU from me, I am not starting a long form anything until my DPxDC novel is done but also I am ONLY capable of doing it wrong
Because:
Kabru MUST be Rapunzel. Mandatory. Milsiril is not letting that little bitch out of her tower. (Also his Main Character Energy)
Mithrun has less than zero drive to do anything ever up to and including wandering around in lonely tower infested woods to find said lost princess
These can only be resolved by Mithrun also already being inside the tower and then we’re into Beauty and The Beast territory too with the Forbidden Room but instead of Cursed Flower there is Cursed Hottie
Tbh Labrumisu would solve this problem where’s my threesome shippers we need ONE (1) character with some goddamn initiative
(Sadly still can’t be me I do not ship Laios in general he’s just not got that Ship Juice)
Milsiril just has such perfect villain vibes and okay I’m selling myself on the Labrumisu because if Laios comes in to kidnap one of her babies (and her broken former coworker) there’s a 50-50 on whether Milsiril just decides he’s young enough to adopt
This is now a main character hoarding situation Falin and Marcille have to come rescue Laios and also his boyfriends from the crazy sword elf and her army of dolls
Which is why I can’t write this one.
Look at that.
Look what happened in like 5 bullet points.
The rails have been OBLITERATED but also it’s just got such good legs someone take this idea and run with it to somewhere very different and much simpler than I am capable of
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you GUYS i am officially enrolled in my degree i am so unbelievably happy!!!!! i have been fighting for my life to get here. i had to turn down all my uni offers when i was a teen (had to move out independantly bc of domestic violence and disability/health complications). i've always known exactly what i want to do with my life but everything got put on hold whilst i desperately tried to sort my shit out. BUT IM DOING IT NOW!!!!!
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we need to go back to doing proshots like we did in the 80s. i can watch a professionally filmed version of Cats, Into the Woods, or Sweeney Todd whenever I please on a streaming service but Wicked has been running on Broadway for 20 full actual human years and if I want to watch it in the comfort of my own home I have to look up Evil Singing Witch Slime Tutorial on youtube and hope to god someone got a half decent view and the camera shaking is minimal
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bucky was frl going thru it in cacw liiiike 😭 bro had his own flat, his own whisk, fridge n everything and everything went to shit cs z*mo wanted to be a bitch
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