#'oh but blah blah blah'

[userwoosan]

How are people so rational and capable of not being bitter

[girldraki]

[saturnvs]

come a little bit closer hear what i have to say just like children sleepin' we could dream this night away but there's a full moon risin' let's go dancin' in the light

[nicollekidman]

it’s so. good. that buffy has to feel self loathing about what she’s doing with spike specifically because the underpinnings of the show require that vampires be Bad Monster Creatures who Cannot Feel and are just Lifeless Demons otherwise everything comes into question. about everything. except that spike is the crack in the foundation of the show itself and in that, he makes the show better! he’s the only end that makes sense for her because he sets her free!!!

[philsbrownquiff]

Guys, Phil is 37…. Debating if they’ll have kids or not is pointless he’s already too old to be getting pregnant without complications (geriatric pregnancy starts at 35), not to mention his health problems. Like Dan should’ve knocked him up years ago, they’re really past the point of no return. Sorry about it but they’re not stupid, they would’ve already done it if they were gonna

[themintman]

Wanted to practice side profiles a bit more and go into more detail w how I interpret the season two gang 😋😋

[kopivie]

hhhhhh no because i'm really thinking about wriothesley loving a little too hard. it's probably his greatest flaw and why he takes so long to come to terms with the fact that he is, in fact, madly in love with you. wriothesley himself is aware that you'll consume his every waking thought if he allows you to; even in your absence you'll be at the corners of his mind, the ghost of you hovering over his shoulder in moments when he needs to be alone; he'll see traces of you in every little thing he does... he'll start to crave for you.

wriothesley is a smart man. he knows he can't come on too strong. whether or not you're okay with that doesn't matter. he has a reptuation to uphold and a fortress to maintain – if he shows any weakness or strong desire, it will backfire. he doesn't know how or when, but just trust him on this one. he needs to be... subtle about it. maybe he'll be blunt about the fact that he has feelings for you, but afterwards, he'll proceed as normally as he possibly can. he does have the restraint of a saint, after all.

that said, i think he expresses his love in a relatively normal manner, but even the most dense individual can see just how potent his love is through his gestures. nothing is too small, and nothing is too grand. you'll receive little parcels of items that you've likely mentioned loving in passing a few months prior. or perhaps you'll be bailed out of a tough situation when you need the aid the most. or maybe the very moment life comes crashing down on you, wriothesley is there as if he'd been waiting for you to finally need him. and maybe you don't need him in the way he needs you just yet, but he'll take what he can get.

you can feel yourself being pulled under the waves when wriothesley wraps his arms around you. he's intoxicating and irresistible, and he knows that. you curl into him and he drinks you in greedily, hungrily, desperately, hoping that somehow, some way, you'll be able to feel just how much he loves you. how much he adores you.

and when you finally fall asleep, your body adrift in the deluge, wriothesley will watch over you. he plants a kiss on your forehead, your cheek, your nose, as he prays to whatever archon can hear him that you will never, ever leave his side.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I find it extremely realistic that Fabian is the most popular kid in school because if they announced that someone killed the clearly evil robot principle and the kid who killed him just yelled “GOT EM!” and then proceeded to have zero repercussions for killing the principle I would think he’s cool as shit too man

[eggo-tistical]

i think they might be boy best friends guys.. it’s hard to tell

[hyperbali]

Yeah, it's the romance stuff. I'm already disinclined to give him the benefit of the doubt given his track record, but this absolutely reads as him being a bitter bitch

"Sex dolls"???

[mattodore]

theo and his attack dog

[astrobei]

in my heart of hearts mike wheeler is absolutely an athena kid but i also have to offer up a concept that i think has extreme comedic and dramatic potential aka: repressed gay teenager mike showing up at camp half blood unsure of who his godly parent is and feeling insecure about not having powers and one day when he’s making not-so-secret heart eyes at his best friend and son of apollo will byers is when a bunch of glowing floating hearts show up above his head. and that’s how mike gets claimed by none other than aphrodite, the goddess of love and sexuality, and is in full denial about it for three days because he thinks it’s some kind of sick and twisted JOKE

(on aphrodite’s end, she’s upset mike is throwing away the gift of true love and keeps trying to trick him out of repression by making more and more improbable and hilarious gifts appear when he and will are hanging out. mike hands will a book and it turns into a box of chocolates and he has to fling it away like a frisbee before will sees it. they’re having lunch and romantic music starts playing. she gives mike the same blessing she used to claim piper and will can’t even look in his direction for a full day because he starts blushing so hard. fifty bouquets of flowers show up at the apollo cabin’s doorstep with a note that says love, mike and by the end of it, mike isn’t even repressed and unsure about his sexuality anymore — he’s just trying to not throw himself into the bonfire out of sheer embarrassment)

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[justablah56]

do you guys ever think about Marco being the only good thing Grant ever let himself have . the only good thing he ever consciously chose to have . do you guys ever think about that .

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some hasty Laughingstock ft. butterfly!Howdy for your mild enjoyment...

[bedforddanes75]

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