#'those fucking kids are at it again'

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

[lunar-wandering]

WHEN I TELL YOU I LOST MY ENTIRE SHIT

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS IN THE LAST 30 SECONDS. SHOWING MACAQUE INVESTIGATING, YEAH SURE CHECKS OUT.

MACAQUE'S MAGIC SUDDENLY TURNING INTO CHAOS MAGIC???

WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEANN.

AND THEN. THE ENDING.

THE CLIFFHANGER ENDING.

THE STAFF CRACKLING WITH CHAOS MAGIC

AND MACAQUE SENSING IT AND TURNING TO LOOK AT IT

LITERALLY WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU MEAN. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK.

[dhmis-autism]

been thinking about them lately ok

[darth-does-stuff]

ok everybody saying dan fucks is conrad’s dad you do you but for ME personally the fix will always be conrad’s dad because dan gives cool uncle vibes 1000000% percent more than the fix ever will. but we will both live our truth and we will both be happy 🤝

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

So, I was curious about this tidbit from the Patch 5 notes and I haven't seen anyone talk about it. Turns out one of my favourite new bits of content related to my favourite character is hidden behind betraying her in the most horrid way possible. Ugh.

It used to be that if you sided with Lorroakan in the Nightsong quest, you, him, and all the elemental myrmidons (and possibly Rolan) would just fight Aylin alone - a fight that obviously lasted one round, tops, and I think could only serve to make you feel bad about what you've just done.

Now, however, a really cool thing happens - Mum Gets Fucking Pissed. And four of Aylin's cool older celestial cousins (a nice new take on Slivers for my ol' 3e heart) come down to help her in the fight.

Amusingly, they put Aylin in timeout in a moon-flavoured Globe of Invulnerability every turn, which also makes her unable to attack or do much, even with her trusty moonbeam.

So you need to break their concentration (often on more than one of them at a time) in order to be able to even touch Aylin. Everyone being very angry and protective of her is A+++.

A good roll of that 12d12 can just delete characters instantly. Beautiful.

Aylin also gets some very direct buffs, primarily Hug From Mum, and we have waited far, far too long for that:

I just found this oddly touching, that she gets to have at least this bit of very outright reassurance, even if it is under rather horrible circumstances. And ironic, of course, that if you help her and triumph with her in glorious combat (Lo!) against yet another bastard would-be captor, she doesn't, and is left to grapple with her anger and doubt and nascent feelings of abandonment:

Player: Let his demise serve as a warning to anyone else who'd seek you out. Dame Aylin: Let him be the last. If my dear mother has any mercy, she will ensure it. [Trying to stay her usual self, but her mask is cracking a tiny bit here. Privately, Aylin is dealing with a great deal of anger toward her mother, the goddess Selûne, but she's not yet willing to face it. How could her powerful mother let all this happen to her?]

Or the more determined-sounding but depressingly "no rest for the glorious Sword of the Silverlight" variants you can get if Isobel is alive:

[sstarssucker]

There's only one way to see Revenge of the Sith...

*watch the movie*

*open ao3 immediately after*

[12u3ie]

reminder that anyone telling you not to vote is either an idiot or trying to strip away your rights 😊

[loptrcoptr]

The blue eye samurai fandom, for some reason

[milolovesbmc]

Gruesome Playground Injuries except House is Doug's doctor. That's it. That's the post

[stinkyvespepepe]

fnaf AU where Glitchtrap/Spring Bonnie (or whatever the hell this man is called) is a separate entity from William Afton that kills him and takes over his life.But Glitchtrap genuinely gives a shit about “his” kids.He never screams at them or hits them, never criticizes them about the smallest things, never talks shit about them to people in front of their faces (or at all for that matter).He’s interested in their hobbies, their accomplishments, just their lives in general.He actually says I love you and spends quality time with them.And if Michael notices this change in behavior immediately and helps him not get caught that’s nobody’s business except for his and his father’s.

Just a thought

[noxious-fennec]

Colested, repressed homosexual & guy with 0 filter

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I feel like a lot of fantasy high parents are just like yeah in the context of the fact that it’s 1 a comedy show and 2 a dnd suburbia combo a lot of this stuff is normal for who these people and how they raise and interact with their kids but oh my god that is fucked up

[everypanelofizuku]

Chapter 106 - Class 1-A

[libra-cant-just-dance]

Me: I refuse to write the Just Dance characters cursing. They’re from a kids game, they’re going to act like it.

Also me: *puts them through the most fucked up body horror I’ve ever written*

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Not to keep beating dead horses like I so much love to do but I am still completely Flabbergasted and Astonished at how you (Merle Ambrose) could discover the most terrifying fact that a child that is essentially under your care has been indoctrinated into a cult (which, by the way, a process that has taken over the course of years) ((by an agent that has been stationed in a direct position to make it easier to access and manipulate children, that has easily escaped your notice for such a long time)) that worships a nihilistic entity whose ultimate goal is the absolute and total destruction of Everything and Everyone around you, and your one, single, simple-sentenced response to that is to say "Oh, that's a shame. He (Duncan) always was pretty terrible. Hope he gets better someday." And then to move on from those extremely worrying and dangerous bundle of issues permanently without taking any sort of action to protect the vulnerable and make sure nothing like this ever happens again

[mxwhore]

holy shit, what's the story of colon puncture if you don't mind answering?

I was chronically constipated for most of my childhood and i ended up in the hospital twice because of it. The last time it happened i was like 9 years old and I woke up in the worst physical pain ive ever been in my life to DATE, literally screaming in bed, unable to get up. My mom, freaking out, took me to the hospital, where the pain magically disappeared. The nurse suggested that i was making it up and my mom was extremely confused (and pissed) since ive never been the type to fake illnesses to get out of school, but then the doctor arrived, pressed on my stomach when i proceeded to destroy some more eardrums. She immediately had some x-rays done on me, which revealed that my bowels were beginning to TWIST & TEAR to accomodate more shit. The end.