A thing I am currently enjoying: at the VMAs this month, k-pop group Le Sserafim performed their single 1-800-hot-and-fun. However, they had to censor the title when they sang it and rather than the normal chorus line of "one eight hundred hot and fun" they instead went with "(pause) hundred hot and fun".
Why? Because apparently if you put a phone number into American media, Americans cannot be trusted not to call it.
This is wildly charming and absolutely hilarious to me. Apparently it's why phone numbers in US TV and film all start with a fake area code, too?? What a thing to be a stereotype of your people. Americans, explain yourselves. How does it feel to know that the rest of the world sees you as happy go lucky toddlers playing with the house phone while your parents' backs are turned? An absolutely Incredible reputation.
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AU where Danielle is Jack and Vlad's biological daughter
Once Dani learned that kids spawn into the world randomly "When mommy and daddy love each other very much", she figured it's time to ask Jack and Vlad which one of them was the 'mom' in this scenario, Jack panicked and blurted out that "Vladdie is kind of both?". This has lead to Dani coming to the logical conclusion that Vlad's ghost half is the 'mom' part of the 'dad + mom = baby' equation....
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Sometimes work mode just doesn’t turn off
Four, driving home from work: *notices it’s 8:05* Oh. Top of the hour. I need to get the intake and outputs of my patient’s drains, and that blood sugar, and—
Four:
Four: Wait
XXX
Wild: *swipes work badge at door to Lon Lon Ranch* *swipes again when nothing happens*
Twilight:…Whatcha doin’, buddy?
Wild: My badge isn’t—
Wild:
Twi:
Wild: Just shut up
XXX
Sky: *freezes mid step towards his bed because he swears he heard the tones drop for a flight*
Sky: *walks to the window* It’s literally raining, there’s no way we’re gonna pass the weather check to fly in this.
Time:
Time: Sky. You’re home.
Sky:
Sky: Well it’s still crappy weather
XXX
Legend: *dead asleep*
Legend, jolting awake: I FORGOT TO PAGE PHARMACY FOR THAT MED
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@sennedjem (left) and I (right) are gonna be so insufferable at Fan Expo Boston in a few weeks 😂
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What a wacky group of characters! I sure hope nothing tragic happens to them :)
“where are they” BACKGROUNDS ARE HARD
also @keeperofthebox I stole your Harumi design I hope you don’t mind :]
little style guide I made for myself while drawing
go crazy go stupid
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I don’t know how I managed to do this in a day. Like. I think I pumped this out on pure adrenaline
But again. If ur at the caption ya probably say the PSA spoiler wall that says that this comic contains spoilers for the Limited Life SMP finale. Well and I’m tagging this as spoilers so it’d be evident anyways lol. So I won’t write my spiel about go watch the end of Limited Life and I’ll just say oh my god what a finale it was absolutely epic. I loved every moment of it.
But yeah. I sketched this out as one of those “ahh silly goofy doodly sketchy sketchbook comics when I’m spewing a thought into my sketchbook” and then. My impulsiveness (there’s a pun there. Is it intentional? That’s for you to decide) won in the end and this exists now. It’s not the best quality of anything I’ve ever made but gosh darnit it was so much fun to make. So so much fun.
But yeah. Limited Life was absolutely amazing from start to finish and every POV was awesome (but if ya can’t tell team TIES is gonna live in my head rent free for a while lol)
That said. Enjoy this silly little mini comic I made and have a good day :D
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thinking about johanna sm. you haven't ridden the woffs since you were young, but suddenly it comes back to you the second you do it, isn't that weird? you love your mother just as much as you resent her. these trees are the same as your drawings, that lake, that island, have you been here before? you don't remember this. you're playing tunes you don't even know how to play. i met you, the thing that can't be labelled says, i tried to eat you as a child. you don't remember this. your daughter almost died the same way you almost died and you clawed through the dirt to save her the way your mother did for you. what else don't you remember?
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