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chappellrroan · 14 hours
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we need more annoying women representation in society
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eclipsedcherry · 2 days
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lando deserved dotd
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mllkymash · 3 days
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mllkymash likes other ships??????????
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lavendervirgos · 4 months
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Girls who suck your fingers after you've fingered them deserve the world. It's me. I'm girls.
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littlestarbeam · 6 months
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Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.
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chaos0pikachu · 4 months
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sorry but I so don't care that venom might not be in the mcu cause where the fuck would he and eddie even fit in the mcu? there's no chaotic sexy energy in the mcu i'm so sorry like the mcu's idea of sex is two dry pumps on a beach with ppl so pretty they might as well be ai generated the horniest thing they've done in their films is had steve rogers in a boob shirt and then they finished his story by becoming joe biden Venom would eat some cop's skull and the avengers would literally shit themselves they'd be like "OMG EDDIE YOU CAN'T GO AROUND EATING COPS" and Eddie would be like "I didn't that was my husband" and then John Watson would show up and be like "I'm an ally so I totally understand but also we don't allow the eating of law enforcement here" and Venom would try to eat John Watson while eddie calls the avengers neolibs in his head like THEY DON'T FIT IN THE MCU
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bobcatblahs · 12 days
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Anyone aspiring to hold any political office in any nation should have to be personally vetted and approved by David Tennant.
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scarsound · 1 year
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you done gasted every flabber that i had
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vsthepomegranate · 1 year
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Born in Flames (1983)
by Lizzie Borden
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ghoulysaphomet · 2 months
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broke: tim getting uwuified by the fandom
woke: tim is as violent as jason is
bespoke: tim uwuifies jason and calls him terms like his precious big bird while jason, 6'4 and built like an industrial fridge (that isn't from lowes) is covered in gore, like sir thats his emotional support robin, his poor little meow meow
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spaciebabie · 1 year
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2 ibuprofen and dick from that old man would fix me
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sehnsuchts-trunken · 2 months
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tyler owens is literally just jake seresin if he'd stayed home instead of becoming navy property
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Instead of the “Jason vs Percy” rivalry we should have gotten Annabeth vs. Jason but instead of a fight for power it’s them having a battle of autism cause their special interests were Greek myths vs Roman myths.
Jason calls a Greek god by their Roman name and Annabeth pops up out of nowhere and goes “erm, actually”
The 7 is talking about some landmark and Annabeth and Jason start arguing about which pantheon it was dedicated to.
“It’s amazing right? It was dedicated to Athena.” “Erm, it was actually built for Mars…”
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lilislegacy · 5 months
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percy and annabeth: *fully clothed, innocently cuddling, both sound asleep*
frank:
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princessbutler1316 · 1 month
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Deadpool:
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I mean...
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He is not that wrong...
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