#(( shes cool and smoochable and for what ))

[windtorn]

@zorkaya || where we come from // angels cannot reach - cont.

there weren't many in belobog that had not heard of her prestigious name and even fewer that had been graced an audience of such commanding presence that demanded attention. but sampo koski was a man of action and intent, however foolish and dangerous said actions or intentions were. to find himself under her sharp eyes gave him a sick thrill of excitement. he was never a man to bend under most forms of authority, but rather he challenged and schemed until the endgame fit his desired outcome with the person manipulated under his tightly fastened marionette. he played the part of the fool well, just as he did with each mask he wore and carelessly discarded thereafter. "that depends, really. are you someone that i can get away with taking?"

had he been anyone else and his resolve been built upon glass foundations, it would have surely shattered under the weight of her sharp eyes. clutched in her hand, sampo's eyes darken briefly as they lower in curious scrutiny. she was only a bit shorter than him, but the height difference did not make her any less imposing despite her lean and graceful features. even with her visage obscured by dark shadows, she was quite beautiful bathed in the glow of the moon like this. he was drawn to her eyes, how they felt as cold as the roaring of the eternal freeze and how they glossed over with familiarity that he couldn't quite catch. a shell, he surmised. a cocoon long shed and destined to decay. except when the rot came and festered like an open wound, it refused to become one with soil and remained a hapless mess in a cruel, stationary hell. or maybe it was a mask. just like he wore to pretend that he felt something more than he did. to blend in with the common people of belobog and flaunt about the humanity that he did not possess nor ever care to. he only desired one thing, and that was the very thing that he desired in excess. to laugh and bask in pleasure of the mind and flesh even at the detriment of others. they didn't matter in the grand scope of things. nobody mattered on this pitiful, tiny ice rock out in the vast expanse of space. not even sampo koski mattered in the story of aeons and stars, but his own self was all he had. he was the only person that understood such things, so why not enjoy the fruitlessness of all things by indulging in some self-imposed gluttony. the air felt colder too, inescapable like a snake coiling and writhing for breath under the prison of his flesh. not from the feel of the first snow upon his head or the gentle lull of the wind caressing his bare skin, but as though intention were made palpable. like if he could open his mouth and taste the cold like ice on his tongue. "my my...don't you have a way with words. what can i say! i'm a man of the people, after all, and i aim to please." he does not lean in nor away from the hand that gripped him, though a lazy smile does curl itself across his features. his eyes danced with playfulness as he tilted his head slightly, blowing a flirtatious puff of air towards her ear. "i prefer not to look at it as intruding either! no need to make it sound so negative when you seem so interested in my company, hm?" though the truth of the matter is, sampo was intruding, and his intentions were far from innocent. as was to be expected from a known conman and businessman whose face consistently littered the walls of humanity's last bastion. whispers spoken of her prowess and wisdom, he would truly be the fool of all fool's to try and get one over her. however, his original intention had been not to get caught in the first place. "i would prefer to refer to it as something more like, a temporarily unprompted and unwanted visit of sorts. turned well-received and entertaining by such a chance meeting. sounds a lot nicer, doesnt it?"

FORWARD—

[rozetheeuwu]

Legally forced to ask for insurgence owo

Yeaaah let's go! Thank you for the ask owo <3

Been a while since I really propely played through insurgence, hope I still remember most of what I liked and stuff.

The first character I first fell in love with: 

I think it was Damien? Baby boy <3

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 

Anastasia!! I didn't care too much for her at first but grew to really like her <3 She's def up there as one of my favorites.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 

I don't know. Which characters are popular and which aren't,, Jaern maybe? Is he popular?

The character I love that everyone else hates: 

Taen? Is he hated? Idk I think he's pretty neat. An asshole but a fun character, wouldn't say I love him though.

The character I used to love but don’t any longer:

Jaern. When I was a kid I was obsessed with him but honestly thinking about it now he really is a little bitch.

The character I would totally smooch: 

Xavier, purely to piss of a mutual I was gonna write Zenith, but Oracle is a more smoochable option for me.

The character I’d want to be like: 

Oracle, they're so cool honestly.

The character I’d slap: 

Taen. Fuck this man and his Stunfish.

A pairing that I love:

Oracle/Zenith (Thank you for that one <3)

A pairing that I despise: 

I have no idea what other pairings there are honestly. Like there's Calreath and Diana but I don't hate them. Mc/Nora??? Is that a thing? sure.

[mushroom-for-art]

This is what I think of while I'm at work, multiverse brain stuff featuring the wonderful perfect holdable smoochable loveable surrender all my possessions to Fidget (And Ivy is mentioned and also all those things), belonging to @blues-sues, hope you enjoy my bullshit

Loopholes!!! I will finds them!!

"Welcome to the dreaded brain world, full of mystery, horror, romance and mostly just horrid angst and being rotated for 5 hours at a time, ha!" Matt threw his hands about posing in emphasis to his words before throwing his hands up and lightly slapping the other Mewtwo, an individual of dark purples, on the back which caused them to jolt slightly forward in surprise with casual disregard for personal space.

Fidget spun round in a panic, eyeing up the other Mewtwo, "you shouldn't touch me!" His voice filled with an awareness of his danger to others as his eyes frantically scanned over the red individual waiting for their state to rapidly deteriorate with purple and rot. Matt held his hands up in surrender casually floating back but still hanging close as his feet found the floor again.

"Sorry! Not the touchy type then? Shoulda known that was on me," with a hand he rubbed the back of his neck, "sorry again." Fidget watched his brows coming together in confusion.

"I…." he hesitated unsure what words he needed, "I'm, poisonous, how, are you fine?" Despite knowing better he leant his upper body closer to the red individual, "are you, immune?" He tried to not let the hope creep into his voice. Matt blinked at him with wide slightly vacantly stupid eyes.

"Huh, you are?" Matt looked at him and made a noise, "that, does explain the purple, but uh if you're poisonous then," he glanced at the hand which slapped Fidgets back before snorting, dumbfound, "OH! Yea!" He snorted again in laughter looking back at Fidget, grabbing his elbow he pulled off his arm and after a few seconds the psychic illusion dropped revealing a prosthetic, "not my real hand!" He grinned wrinkling his snout, "neithers the other it's just psychic energy." He chuckled again as Fidget stared at him bewildered.

"Aren't you, worried about handling that? It might have my poison on it still?" Fidget watched the prosthetic flop as Matt twisted it about making a sound.

"Oh yea..guess it could. I'll just stick it in the washing machine or something." He grinned again as Fidget blinked, 'washing machine???' he puzzled.

"That isn't going in the washing machine you numpty or the dishwasher it's not machine safe!" a different voice yelled from elsewhere aimed at Matt as Fidget glanced brows furrowed in deep confusion as Matt made a noise sticking his tongue out in the general direction of the voice though Fidget couldn't see anybody yet.

"Bugger, guess I gotta wash this by hand then, with a wet wipe or somethin'," with a casual shrug he went to reattach his arm only for a new individual of deep gray blues to grab the prosthetic at the connection port and steal it flying off with it casually.

"No you're not, I'll be needing that thank you," her voice was casual, cool and mocking as she shot off with the prosthetic as Matt stood looking baffled before promptly yelling, "HEY!" After the Mewtwo who has already disappeared. Fidget swallowed uncomfortably hoping to not know what they wanted with his poison.

Matt threw his remaining psychic hand in the air as what was left of his other arm raised in emphasis to join before both his shoulders dropped down with his psychic hand bumping his side, "unbelievable, can you believe that," Matt moved to point with his stub pausing and motioning with his psychic arm pointing after the other Mewtwo, "honest, leaving me armless like that." Fidget could only provide an awkward smile looking at Matt in pure confusion while occasionally glancing at the psychic false arm seeing it shimmer and sway with energy.

Fidget jumped a flinch ducking his head down and taking a step back at the giant Mewtwo that seemed to appear besides him, a towering 9 foot maybe more he wasn't sure, sporting darker colors than standard and a fluffed tail.

"What's all the commotion over here, some of us are busy, Matthew." The tall individual didn't regard Fidget watching Matt who cringed with his tongue out at the using of that name.

"Darkness stole my prosthetic which I kinda need to like do things and interact with my new buddy here," moving with casual abandon he wrapped his psychic arm around Fidgets shoulders without pulling him too close, his psychic energy was warm on Fidgets shoulders and felt wobbly ripples of overconfident aura warmed Fidget through the contact, "he's poisonous so kinda need like arm that's not gonna absorb poisons," Matt shrugged at the taller two followed by looking back at Fidget, "no offense." Matt offered a smile in apology as Fidget awkwardly shrugged since he wasn't wrong.

With an awkward vocalization of distress and confusion purple psychic energy lifted and moved Matt to the side, "and any less consideration with your mobility would've resulted in your friends shoulder into your chest plate and a hefty poisoning no doubt, your lack of spatial awareness is, something alright." The tall one casually swayed his hand to the side as he removed the weird warmth of Matts psychic from Fidgets shoulders as Fidget once more swallowed having not realized how close he was to potentially hurting his friend.

"And why don't you simply create a psychic barrier over yourself if you're so worried about poisoning?" The tall one finally regarded Fidget looking at him with a steely level gaze, "observe," the tall Mewtwo raised a hand and Fidget leant back.

"I - I wouldn't really! My poison is really really bad it'd be quite serious if-!" The hand touched his forehead and he froze, much like Matts psychic arm there was an odd sensation the touch was both cool and warm, he could sense a barrier of sorts preventing direct skin on skin, but unlike gloves and other protective measures it didn't feel rough or squeak as a thumb idly moved rubbing casually above his brow below his horns. The psychic energy was more stable and didn't wobble the same way Matts did and it almost assured Fidget with the level of confidence and strength behind it, the aura was cool but not freezing as the psychic energy faintly warmed like a cool gel that warmed with body temperature.

Blinking and slowly lifting his gaze upwards the tall one was glancing over at Matt still slightly levitating for psychic energy as though scruffed, "You see? A simple barrier is all you need."

"Ohhh…like a psychic condom for your fingers."

The hand moved from Fidgets forehead to accusingly point at Matt, "you unspeak that from existence right now you horrid wretched waste of breath and space." Fidget frowned at the loss of touch and the harsh tone of the taller two but noticed Matt simply beamed at him with his tail wagging behind him, clearly proud of himself for causing such a reaction.

The hand unconsciously returned to Fidgets forehead palm resting on the top of his head as he blinked and quietly allowed and enjoyed the sensation of touch.

"That's all well and good but not all of us are as gifted as you are Axel, some of us are a bit shit.," Matt shrugged within his scruff as the tall one Axel exhaled a deep sigh rubbing his temple with his spare hand.

"Yes I'm aware of how much my genes have deteriorated and what has unfortunately arisen from that." Fidget quietly wondered if he should even still be there but the gently touch on his head was still there and still nice but he had the self control and awareness not to shove into the touch less Axel pay attention to him again.

From the sky the prosthetic fell and hit Matt on the head causing him to wince with an oof before clumsily catching it with his psychic hand and gasping realizing the hand had hit his head.

"Stop panicking doofus I cleaned the poison and any residual poison off its sterile won't kill ya unless I beat you to death with it," the dark mewtwo from before glided past casually, "Hi Fidget, bye Fidget." he blinked awkwardly wondering how she knew his name as she passed. "having fun there grandpappy?" Her mouth turned into a taunting grin before she was once more gone flying off. Axel watched after her confused before realizing his hand was still situated on Fidgets head. He slowly lifted his touch with a faint huff like exhale turning his head away.

"As I demonstrated, no poisoning, but I suppose you'll just have to make do with your false parts." Axel turned, his feet leaving the ground as he floated away as Matt was dropped after reattaching his arm.

"Yea thanks for that! I'll remember your weird advice when I get powers, come back whenever you're ready to admit you actually want interaction with your own kind rather than denying it and thinking yourself better!" Matt hollered after the large mewtwo who either didn't hear or chose to ignore him.

Wandering back over to Fidgets side his prosthetic hand pat his shoulder, "sorry about all that, crazy family crazy situations and stuff, happens all the time here." Fidget nodded memorizing how the prosthetic fingers articulated and felt against his skin, cooler now that he took note of it and not as defined as usual mewtwo hands missing the ball like finger ends, but the way they wrapped around his shoulder and offered a light squeeze was unusually pleasant and welcome.

"Yes it's quite strange here… but.. I guess I might enjoy it. Especially if I find my sister." Fidget nodded to himself, while enjoying the attention he missed Ivy and hoped she was okay.

"Well, let's go look yea? She'll be here somewhere, probably being rotated." Matt grinned walking ahead before stopping and offering out his hand, with a moment of cautious hesitation Fidget sighed and took the hand to go with.

"She isn't actually being rotated is she?" He asked as he floated along keeping steady pace with Matts walking, not at all reassured by his shrug.

"Dunno! Maybe? We'll see!" Fidget raised a confused brow but floated along, not minding how the fingers squeezed his hand feeling them growing warm with contact.

[countlessrealities]

@misstantabismuses sent: 💋 (Jinx for Summer and Silco for Rick) How smoochable is your muse? || Accepting !

"Jinx? Uh, well, she's...one of a kind." And that's maybe a bit of an understatement. "She's...I like her. She's a great friend and she's...I really like her hair. Those braids are, like, so cool. And...her eyes are beautiful and...she's, like, really pretty in general."

She's rambling, isn't she? And she's avoiding the core of the question. The worst part, however, is that she's sounding a lot like her brother to her own ears and that's just lame.

"I think that she's very smoochable. Objectively. Alright, maybe not everyone would want to, because she'd probably scared them off, but...One you get past that? She's still crazy, but in a, like, rad way."

She has a crush and she's pretty sure that, by now, the people who have seen the two of them together have to know. As for Jinx...Summer hopes she doesn't know. Yet.

"Uh, I'd say...9? Plus some extra points because I bet that she's a pretty wild kisser. ...Not that I've spent time thinking about it!"

Oh, she has. Too much time for her linking.

The question leaves Rick feeling both amused and a little nervous, even if he wouldn't admit the second part even under torture. It's not a mix of emotions he's used to, especially not when it comes to potential sexual partners. He's more than navigated by now, he's slept with beings of all shapes and sizes. Thinking about how kissable someone is shouldn't affect him much, if at all.

But Silco isn't just a random someone, is he?

The nature of their relationship is still uncertain, still shifting. Rick likes to think that they are on mostly friendly terms, close to be actual friends...which is a great achievement, considering the kind of person his business partner is. Still, damn if he doesn't wish that he could push those boundaries a little furthers.

"W-Well, damn. I-I'll be honest, it's a little hard to tell." A snort. "I-It depends on whether or not I-I've pissed him off an-and how much. T-The guy has this real fuckin' charismatic aura an-and I won't lie, I'm really into that. An-And it makes me wonder what he looks like w-when he goes completely unhinged."

He's not sure of what to imagine, not down to the details, but the ice cold fire he has seen burning in Silco's eyes the few times he had gotten really mad at him...That's one hell of a hot look on the other man.

"I-I'm calling him a 8 when he's calm and collected. An-And 9 and a half when he's pissed. G-Gotta love all that passion."

[myuni-moon]

listen in a villain au i won’t forgive most people but i would 100% forgive jean, noelle, xiao, barbara, yanfei and xinyan (probably sucrose as well her name literally means sugar and she’s so adorable-)

i’d forgive jean cause i feel like she’d be one of the ones who beats herself up the most about it (and she’s hot-) and she already works hard enough for the knights of favonius if she started crying for my forgiveness i would not hesitate because i already just want to cuddle her and give her forehead kisses-

noelle for a lot of the same reasons as jean and because i feel like she’d be hesitant to hurt me even when she thought i was an imposter and would try to turn a blind eye to my being around mondstat

xiao because mans has been through enough, he’s cute and just very precious. definitely one to beat himself up over it the most like jean and his forehead looks very smoochable. also im biased towards ameno characters-

barbara because i feel like she wouldn’t really hurt me too much when she thought i was an imposter only because she’s mainly a healer yk? also because her sister is very hot and i’d love to sing with barbara-

xinyan because she’s an underrated queen (thank you mihoyo for the xinyan centric event i love her) and she has a really cool character design and i want hair like hers. plus me, xinyan and barbara could jam together and it’d be a good time. maybe she’d do my eyeliner??? (please i can’t do makeup-)

and finally yanfei, mostly cause i main her- but also i feel like out of everyone she’d be the one to hear me out even when she thought i was an imposter because she’d believe me if i said i didn’t know what was going on and she’d help me sue the shit out of people in liyue-

i won’t say who to forgive because it’s every person’s preference, but if you decide to forgive even one of them, expect to see the other begging the forgiven to ask you to give them a chance too.

they’ll beg and beg and beg just to be in your good graces again, but even then, the forgiven can’t risk even colluding with those you haven’t in fear of breaking what fragile trust you’ve given them. one wrong move and it would push them back into the darkness of your dislike or hatred.

[starkeaton]

the adventure zone: graduation character list

Well, i accidentally deleted the original graduation character list post, so here i am making another one. Oops. And as always, if anyone has important details i should add then feel free to suggest them!

Here are all the characters introduced in episodes 1-25. Named characters only!

Also i can’t hide spoilers! So, um..... I can’t put spoilers on this one. If you need the version with spoilers try this version of the post that i made on the adventure zone subreddit but youre not missing out on much.

# -EPISODE 1- (19 characters)

Hieronymous Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Hero/Villain school. at least 400 years old. wears shining blue armor with gold accents. also an elf. according to Tomas, he led the charge at the "battle of blood valley", brought the Kingdoms of Rickart and Dawnbreak to a peace treaty, and founded the school. a little boastful, a little prideful, [SPOILERS OMITTED], and overall a pretty good dude.

Higglemas Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Sidekick/Henchperson annex, cranky old elf. has a dog named hero who shows no signs of anything strange at all, ever. 

Gary (he/him): friendly room gargoyle. pseudo-hivemind.

Groundsy (he/him): the groundskeeper. a pretty nice fellow. don't go in his shed.

Hernandez (he/him): beautiful centaur professor of animal handling.

Jimson (he/him): human battlegrounds trainer for sidekicks/henchpeople, world famous featherweight champion, wields a staff. married to crushman.

Crushman (he/him): silver dragonborn with a sickle, and self-described beefy boy! heavyweight blood champion married to jimson. never lost a match for 8 years. full name Frostus Crushman.

Rolandus Fontaine (he/him): former prince, son of deposed king, kind of an asshole, maybe. wears a cape (important detail)

Zana (she/her): "terrifying" tiefling villain sorcerer, friend of rolandus. barkept the test tavern in ep2

Rhodes (she/her): hero ranger, friend of rolandus.

Buckminster Eden (he/him): hero guy. son of "The Iron Lord". their dad is stronger than rolandus's dad. his wiki page says rogue so i think hes a rogue? i never caught that and ive listened more times than i wish i did

Leon (he/him): softspoken buff, bald "fighter" (although i dont remember any clarification on how exactly he fights), sidekick of buckminster, around 28. anyone else keep forgetting he's bald? i keep forgetting it. >!gets sorta-drafted into becoming a falcon for higglemas and so far hasn't done much else.!<

Rainer Michelle (she/her): cheerful villainous necromancer with a floating chair. also, her name is pronounced "rainier" despite not being confirmed as such? travis ships her with fitzroy.

Tomas (he/him): human man with "kind eyes" and a good (psychic???) memory. guidance counselor.

Stewart LeBoeuf (he/him): brawny human man. serves food. there is no joke here, i promise

Mulligan (he/him): teaches potions. mentioned but doesn't appear yet. and we're like 25 episodes in. maybe we'll see him someday

Germaine, Victoria, Rattles (he/him,she/her,???/???): Skeleton crew. They live in the training room i guess, and as a result can never die, because "no one dies in the training room!" (note: someone now HAS to die in the training room). also their races are never explicitly stated but i guess they're probably human? in episode 3 travis brings up something about how many bones are in "the human body" and at this point i think i'm looking too deep into this so i'll just forget about it and you probably should too.

# -EPISODE 2- (9 characters)

Riveau (he/him): halfling, blame-taking teacher.

Mimi (they/them): gnome sidekick who builds cool robot prosthetics

Bartholemus (he/him): owl aarakocra accountant teacher, known for being the best accountant in the land and having a face some might describe as "smoochable". very pro capitalist :’( hope he gets better

Ramos (she/her): goliath teacher of shieldwork. *

Dip (she/her): sidekick, half-orc twin of pip

Pip (she/her): hero, half-orc twin of dip

Festo (they/them): fairy with "beautiful gossamer wings", independent study teacher of magic, loves to party

Snippers (he/him?): Let me tell you my story about Snippers the magic crab. When Travis gave the list of animals that Griffin could choose as Fitzroy's familiar's current form, he listed crab near the start, and this gave me excitement. Now i knew that crab was pretty unlikely but god i hoped that he would choose it. When the list went on- Bat, Cat, Crab, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Owl, Poisonous Snake, Fish, Rat, Raven, Seahorse, Spider or Weasel- I nearly lost hope. I was hoping so hard that Griffin would choose the crab, but i was ready to accept a non-crab familiar. It was just buried in that list. It wasn't the most useful animal and it was an obscure pick. And as Travis informed him that it didn't have to keep the form for the whole campaign, Griffin said those five words i wanted to hear so, so badly. "Well then it's a crab." Folks, I do not often react physically when something happens in media. But in that moment, i remember very clearly, i fist-pumped and yelled, "YES!!!!!!"

so anyway, Fitzroy has a crab.

Jackle (he/him): kenku teacher of sneakery. creepy dude. apparently knows something about argo? also his name is not spelled "jackal" for some reason. Also in later episodes theyve started calling him "The Jackle" for some reason??? *

# -EPISODE 3- (1 character)

Dakota (they/them): tavern instructor, clad in black/red leather. no race stated? probably human. *

# -EPISODE 4- (6 characters)

Gerry & Tom (she/her, he/him): shopkeepers at barns and nobles who seem to have very bad names. also constantly competing for customers? these guys got dropped faster than the heathcliff quests, which is honestly just sad.

Barb (she/her): the bartender. runs Springs Eternal in Last Hope. has a sweet seeing-eye hawk familiar. 

Jaryd Reginald (he/him): owner of Reginald Ore. Wants the workers to be held responsible for the damage caused by the xorn. (fun fact: originally i wrote down "Jerrod" because i wanted it to sound like a fantasy name, then realized it was probably "Jared" because theyre named after listeners, but i was pleased to find it confirmed that it's actually "Jaryd")

Candice (she/her): A Miner. thought those werent allowed in bars but, i guess not. Wants the mine owner to be held responsible for the xorn's damage.

Jade Johnson Esq. (she/her): lawyer.

# -EPISODE 5- (1 character)

Xorn: a big hungry gem eating guy from the plane of earth Low-Down Deep with 3 arms and 3 legs. why did travis just say "multi-armed" instead of specifying it was 3? who knows! Anyway it leaves

# -EPISODE 6- (3 characters)

Osric (he/him): the man, the myth, the bursar. finally shows up after being mentioned in episodes 2 and 4. he's an elf. 

breeze through the willows (she/her): Pegasus attacked by demons, lost her parents. introduced in ep1 but gets a name here so fuck it. also in ep>!16!< we find out shes a "white arabian pegasus" and i dont think thats a spoiler bc we shouldve really known it from the beginning

Sabor (he/him): Librarian/research teacher. also a TORTLE. Really good at recalling stuff, i guess. kinda reminds me of Tomas's memory thing but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... *

# -EPISODE 7- (1 character)

Mosh (he/him): The goliath blacksmith who welcomes argo into the unbroken chain. Also, and this is specific to the tumblr version of this post, all the characters with an * at the end of their descriptions are also members of the unbroken chain. if someone knows how to do spoilers on tumblr please tell me

# -EPISODE 8-

:)

# -EPISODE 9- (2 characters)

Eeiïäá#æ&éñn (pronounced like "Ian") (he/him?): an imp but without a shitty voice. also happens to not be violent. what a coincidence?

Terence (he/him): a chain devil with a real demonic name. minor boss of the imps. very convincing and very threatening. has the frightening ability to make you zone out during his fight

# -EPISODE 10- (2 characters)

Althea Song (she/her): elf with autumn-orange hair. representative from heroic oversight guild. i'd like to personally thank travis for spelling her name out.

Crabtree (she/her): Artificing teacher. Long gray hair with a long grey beard. no mentioned race, one might guess dwarf but that would be an assumption i suppose. also unbroken chain member, presumably the dwarf argo didn't recognize in episode 7.

# -EPISODE 11- (3 characters)

Marie (she/her): Grey-haired elf woman. She's the school's physician, i guess. Member of the unbroken chain.

Dendra Maplecourt (she/her): Fitzroy's mom. Has hot mint gum, i guess. She was mentioned earlier but i wasn't convinced she was a real person until this episode

Cool Gary (he/him): AYY ITS ME GARYR

# -EPISODE 12-

no new characters again!

# -EPISODE 13- (7 characters hhhyyyuu)

Kale (???/???): Head of the Placement Department, in charge of real world assignments. First mentioned in Ep4 but i missed that the last few times bc it is so brief. Gives exposition about missions i guess????? is that the only reason this chara cter exists

satyr thief (unnamed) (he/him): tries to rob thundermen, dies instantly

Ogre (he/him): teamed up with the satyr. his name is ogre.

Moon (he/him): A Sidekick. small pale sullen guy. no mentioned race. Why is there another FUCKING sidekick WE HAD ENOUGH hhhyuuuuuu

Deanna (she/her): A bigoted centaur with an obnoxious voice. Malwin the Strong's second in command.

Malwin the Strong (she/her): Leader of the centaurs of the scarlet woods. Wants to appease the spirit of the scarlet woods so that thecentaurs of the scarlet woods will be protected in the scarlet woods. Had a relationship with Arturas in the past but their clashes are currently known to get pretty heated.

Arturas (he/him): Leader of the Centaurs of the Valley, i guess. Had a relationship with Malwin. Centaur. Did i mention centaur? i cant think of anything else about this character

# -EPISODE 14- (2 characters)

Calhain (he/him): Human wizard, Malwin's magical advisor. Kind of an amateur wizard in a job high above his skill level. Graduated Wigginstaff's as a hero.

Spirit of the Scarlet Woods: A spirit who requires sacrifice in order to keep Malwin's herd safe and prosperous. Not keen on dubiously canonical combos, i guess. i wouldnt be either. also apparently the sacrifice depends on personal value, not how much value it has to the spirit.

# -EPISODE 15- (2 characters)

Sylvia Nite (she/her): Fitzroy's magic theory teacher at knight night school, who he turned into a catfish by accident. oops!

Chaos (they/them, maybe more): Presumably a deity, gave Fitz his powers and wants him to give in to his chaotic desires. (physical desc: 9 foot tall, iridescent 'mother of pearl' skin, pure white eyes, fine burgundy cloak with gold/onyx lining. their physical form beyond that seems to change every time they show up.)

# -EPISODE 16-

none -w-

# -EPISODE 17-

some demins happened. the big dudes are called "Pit Fiends" and the armored demon ladies are called "Erinyes", by the way. that was incredibly hard for me to figure out the first time, especially without headphones, i thought travis was saying "pig feet" and i just could not discern what the other things were

# -EPISODE 18- (6 characters)

snow on the mountain: shire horse pegasus

storm at sea: peruvian paso pegasus, vehement defender of The Guardian. doesn't have a goofy voice.. but he could have....

thaw of the spring: a winged horse

night of no clouds: a winged hhorse

The Guardian: "An ancient and powerful being that guards the unknown forest." Has protected the flock from demons for many many years. apparently is the voice that was talking to our firbolg in episode 1?

Grey, the Demon Prince (he/him): wants to cause a war, originally wanted to kill hiero and higgs, forces the heroes to build an army to fight his. As "Fauxronimous", he has skin the *color and pattern of* (but not necessarily made of) slate splashed with liquid, pointed ears, sharp teeth, shining eyes, horns of unspecified shape. 12 fucking feet tall. wonder if the slate-looking skin is related to garys. plot twist detected? Also i recently looked at the episode descriptions and found out his name is spelled "Gray", but really does it truly matter?

# -EPISODE 19- (2 characters)

Shabree Keene (she/her): Argo's mom, killed on the Mariah, possibly by the Commodore. Long auburn hair, green eyes. Mentioned earlier but described here, so fuck it.

**Thomas** (he/him): Argo's first mate on the Mariah, as the Kraken, in his chaos-dream. may or may not actually exist.

# -EPISODE 20- (1 character)

The Commodore (he/him): Reknowned hero of the seas, military regalia, great naval hero, presumably responsible for the death of Shabree Keene. No mentioned race. Seriously, they never mention this guy's race. The only thing described about him is how he's dressed and his evil smile. Does that mean he's human? Elf? Dwarf??? Who knows! maybe it just doesnt matter. 

# -EPISODE 21-

none

# -EPISODE 22-

not any of them. not any.

# -EPISODE 23- (1 character)

Ozymondelius (sp???) (it/its): A warforged teacher who just so happens to like war or something? i guess its in the name. only mentioned in this episode, doesnt show up yet.

# -EPISODE 24-

they have a fight in the training room but nobody dies :\\ maybe next time. also no new characters. pog

# -EPISODE 25- (4 characters)

Gherkin (he/him): Tall lankier skeleton, has a scimitar and a merkin, which is a pubic wig... and he wears a jerkin? which i guess is a kind of coat? also i think hes mute 

Tibia (she/her?) : Shorter skeleton with gold teeth, and long canines. i think both of the skeletons are mute actually.

The Lich King aka Gordy (he/him): Rainer's dad. Commands armies of the undead. lives in The Crypt. described as a hooded, skull-faced man with intricate black lines on his face, but changes to a shaved-head man with dark skin and vetiligo. Abandoned as a babby, raised by traveling parents, had necromancy powers, took Rainier in. Not actually very scary at all i don't know why he did the creepy laugh. Kind of a warm fatherly figure actually. hm. also people are speculating Gordy might be short for Gordita and his parents are maybe supposed to be lup and barry but THAT S JUST A THEORY.

our firbolg's father (he/him): A firbolg who lived by the code and was there when our firbolg was banished. Came to respect our firbolg's interest in a new way of life, in his final moments.

TOTAL: 72 NPCS! (well, including 2 extra PCs, i guess.)

Average: 2.88 NPCs per episode.

i was gonna not include the bone-PCs and have it be 69 but our firbolg's dad was just too important to not respect with a spot on the list.

anyway as always make sure to smack me with a blunt object if i forgot any characters!!!!!

[thatonesakudere]

(cynet for either or both) ⭐️x2, 👂, 👤 + santiago

@malgatillo

⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses

⭐️ Dancing on your own is cool n' beans but- Dancing with someone else? Now, it's twice the fun! Cynet would 100% try and get Vaas to dance with her (and not just once). Any dance, any moves, any genre — it doesn't matter, as long as they be grooving 🕺 She'll likely try her luck whenever there's some time to spare and music to dance, AND when Vaas is in a good mood; especially if he's tipsy. Or she is 🤭 Though, to be fair, if Cyn's tipsy, then nobody (even Santiago) is safe from her "dancing advances".

⭐️ Listen; that baby loves to sew and makes stuff for others. And the mo-ment Cyn learns that Santiago likes spiders and has any spare fabric on her hands you KNOW, she gonna make him like... A spider related shirt, or bandana or whatever. Sew on a lil' spider or a spider's web (she's not the best at embroidery — not enough patience — but she can embroider very simple things). Vaas is gonna get something with (*cough*edgy*cough*) a skull or a knife 🤣 Don't want him to feel left out.

⭐️ Also, in general she'd... Try to help out at the compound? Her brain would go like "oo, they let me stay, so I can't leech off of them!". Watch her haul crates n' fix random stuff that needs fixing (her field of expertise might be cars, but she's good at tinkering/handiwork in general). But please, for everyone's sake never let her inside a kitchen.

👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours.

👂 [Santiago] 👂

"No, no, no-! Ah, no, you are goin' the wrong way! Just.. The other one, up on that leaf-- Don't get me wrong Mr Spider, I ain't squashin you but I don't think I'm ready to put chu on my hand either.”

"..."

“Gosh, I wish Santiago was here! He'd pick you up no-problem, put you somewhere safe, give you a fat fly for a breakfast- Everyone says he's like mean 'n gruff-looking, and yeah, I guess so? He do be big as a mountain n’ always looks like he just ate a lemon buuuuut- I dunno. I don't really...  Notice it? Like, I've seen him help a few of your 8-legged friends before! Or just look at them with admiration. And... A guy like that can't be that bad, right?"

"..."

"Right! Hmm.. Maybe I should go find him--? He'll totes know what to do with you~!"

👂 [Vaas] 👂

"Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not- Aw, it's like the third "not"! Those flowers are busted! Well, I mean I know this probs ain't no big romance, but he must at least like me, no?"

"..."

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I get crushes like suuuuper easily, and I don't even know his name, but it's not my fault he's Just.My.Type‐-! Purr-fectly fun to talk to AND to look at? What are the chances! Strong too, and tall, and a total bad-boy, and ohhh-! Those smoochable lips.. Piercing blue eyes~ Like the ocean. Ugh, I SOOO adore swimmimg!"

"Ribbit."

"Yeah, I bet you do too, Mr Froggie! Aww, you are such s god listener; lemme pet you~! ...Wait. Maybe I shouldn't-? What if you are poisonous??? Mmmmm--- Oh, I know-! Ribbit twice if you are poisonous!"

👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse

"You know Santiago, you kinda remind me of my pa- But like, not in a weird way-! He's just.. On the quieter side too, and a lot of people find him intimidating, aaaaand he likes animals and you like spiders-- I think he's taller though. Not that you aren't! He's just... Even more tall! Sometimes bonks his head on the lamp in my RV." she chuckles at the memory. 

"But you win in the scary department, that's for sure! I don't think pa Nick has ever made a face quite as grumpy as you sometimes do~!"

[tazhitandmiss]

The Case of the Mystery Man

Lup is the first to notice the difference, but she usually is. Her brother may be more dramatic than a high school theater’s production of ‘Oklahoma’, but he keeps the real stuff on the low until he has a handle on it. So at first, it’s the little things. The way Taako spaces out while stirring his morning coffee, how he lets Angus out of the house in clashing patterns with minimal complaint, the soft sighs that come right out of thin air that he tries and fails to cover with a cough.

“I think Taako’s got a man friend,” Lup tells Barry one night when the clues had finally stacked up into something plausible. They’re laying bed together; Barry’s nearly asleep and he cracks a blurry eye open to look at his partner.

“Stands to reason,” he yawns. “Taako’s a friendly type of guy.”

“I mean like, a smoochable friend, babe,” Lup says. “And that’s cool and all, but I think he might be a ghost.”

There’s a silent moment as Barry’s eyebrows knit together. Then he throws an arm onto the bedside table and grabs his glasses. “Explain,” he says.

“Well, I don’t have proof,” Lup says. “But I can’t find any dirt about this guy, no names, no records, and also Taako hasn’t actually said anything about him which means he’s either a secret operative working for the FBI and any knowledge about him or his whereabouts could get us all killed, or he’s a ghost of some kind.”

“Babe,” Barry said, wrapping a sleepy arm around Lup’s waist. “Taako’ll tell you about him when he’s ready.”

“The issue isn’t that my one and only twin brother won’t tell me about his new boyfriend,” Lup muttered into Barry’s neck. “It’s that his new boyfriend is an international super spy. Also possibly a mutant.”

“I’m sure he is,” Barry yawned.

Lup kept a note saved on her phone documenting the continuing saga. Once, Taako came home at an abysmally early hour, which happened to coincide with a sleepless night on Lup’s part, resulting in a brief exchange.

“What’s his name?”

“Goodnight sister dear.”

And then Taako wandered into his room and shut the door tight.

It had become such an infuriating escapade that Lup found she only had one form of recourse. She compiled her evidence, stole her courage, and knocked on Angus’ door.

The boy detective, eyes alight with innocence and possibilities, asked her to sit down at his desk. It was small, perfect for Angus’ but Lup’s knees bumped up against the wood. Magnus had made it for him and form the looks of the stacks of paper and files, it was getting a fair use.

“So here’s the deal-“ Lup started but Angus held up a hand. He reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a lavender envelope. He looked around suspiciously before sliding it across the table to Lup. On the front, scrawled in black sharpie, were the words ‘Taako’s Love Life.’

“What?” Angus said in response to Lup’s shocked expression. “You’re not the only one with questions. It’s not much,” he gestured to the envelope. “But it’s all I have so far.”

Lup tore the seal and dug out the few pieces of evidence Angus had collected. It was more than she had, that was certain. A tape-record, a phone call history, even some photographs. They were blurry, clearly taken from a great distance, but Lup would recognize Taako’s Audrey Hepburn hat anywhere. In front of him stood a man, laughing.  

“His name is Kravitz,” Angus said. “But that’s all I have so far, ma’am.”

“Lup tucked the evidence back into the folder and passed it across the table. “For the record, you probably shouldn’t spy on my brother little dude,” she said, standing up. “But thanks for the intel. I’ll be in touch.”

[pinapple-qween]

Most-Wanted

Relationship: Jason Todd x Reader

Summary: (Request)  I was hoping I could request this au with Jason. 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ And with him being the most wanted one please?

Key: Y/N= your name

Warning: language

“Fuck, fuck, fuck...FUCK!”

Jason tossed himself out his apartment window as fast as he could, grabbing as many weapons as possible. He saw the flashing lights grow closer. “Ah! Motherfuckers!” He slid down the fire escape, jumping the last couple feet. I know I’ve killed a lot of people, but they were assholes. I was doing you bitches a favor, Jason thought angrily.

Jason searched the ally for the trap door he hid his motorcycle in. He began to scavenge frantically, worried the cops would get here soon, until he finally found it. Thanking god, he hopped on as fast as he could, threw his gun bag over his shoulder, and sped away, sirens approaching the building he just escaped from. He quickly glanced over his shoulder, chuckling in relief, and made his way to the Batcave. Hopefully Bruce wouldn’t be home.

Before he made his escape, he made one last check to make sure the police weren’t on his tail, and he caught the eyes of a girl leaning out of her window, her face distorted in confusion. Shit, Jason almost couldn’t turn and take his eyes off of her, but he pulled away. Her face etched into his memory.

You lived in a crappy neighborhood, sirens blaring at all sorts of hours, so when you watched as a fleet of cop cars sped down your street, you just sipped your tea and continued reading your newspaper. You barely glanced at the motorcycle that sped away from the directions the police went. It wasn’t until you read a bit about the FBI’s most-wanted, you did a double take. You leaned over your windowsill, trying to get a better look at the motorcyclist.

From what you could see, it looked like the menace, Red Hood. Red Hood was #5 on the FBI’s most-wanted list and he just drove past your house. He looked at you for what seemed like years until he turned right down the street, fleeting from your vision.

The police came knocking not even five minutes after you lost sight of the criminal. They had gone down the street banging on doors, asking if anyone had seen the Red Hood and where he may have gone. You cracked your door open when they knocked.

“Yes?”

“Ma’am, sorry for the inconvenience, but we are searching from the criminal, Red Hood. He was last spotted in the building next to yours, and seemed to have fled before the police arrived on the scene. Do you have any information,” the cop asked tiredly. He seemed to have given up hope.

“Yes,” you stated blankly. The cop’s face perked up.

“Really? What? What can you give us?”

“I saw him turn left down Santanino road.” He turned right. “I think he might have been on a motorcycle,” he was, “but I can’t remember.” You lied. You didn’t know why you lied, maybe you were scared, but you did and it was too late to try and take it back.

“Thank you ma’am!” He pulled his radio close to his mouth and repeated your statement into it. “You’ve been a huge help.”

“Mhm,” you nodded and shut your door. “Mhm,” you hummed to yourself. You couldn’t figure out exactly what prompted you to falsify fact to the police. This was a man on the FBI’s most-wanted list! What on Earth were you thinking?

“Master Jason, we’ll house you for a little while, until you can find a new safe house.” Alfred set down a plate with a sandwich and some fruit. “Eat up, you’ll want your energy when you explain to Master Bruce what happened.”

“Ain’t that the trust,” Jason snickered. He began stuffing his face with the food and Titus scooted closer to him. “No, Titus. Go beg Damian, this is mine.” The dog gave Jason a sad gaze. “Ugh, alright! Here,” he tossed the giant dog some ham, “Now go!”

“Todd! Don’t feed my dog,” Damian shouted as he sauntered into the room.

“Take better care of your pet,” Jason sneered. Damian stalked over to him and punched his brother. “You did NOT just fucking hit me.” Damian threw him a pointed look.

“That’s it!”

Bruce walked into the family room, after changing, to find Jason and Damian in an all out brawl. Dick and Tim sat to the side watching, enjoying themselves far too much. “What is going on here?,” Bruce’s voice boomed through the room. The boys stopped and Dick and Tim’s smiles were gone in a millisecond. “Jason, what are you doing here?”

“Well, that’s a funny story...”

After Jason finished, Bruce just let out a prolonged sigh of annoyance. He visibly thought carefully about what to say next. “Jason,” he began, “I don’t think you should go one patrol for awhile.” Jason scoffed. “Hear me out. You’ll have a target on your back for, maybe, two weeks, before they let it go and usually move on to the next bad guy on their list.” Bruce grabbed Jason shoulder, “I know it won’t be easy, but it’s the best option. Please. And if you don’t, you won’t be welcomed here.”

Jason considered it. He chose not to fight, this time. “Fine, two weeks, that’s it. Then I’ll be back out here and no longer in your hair,” Jason scoffed. He wasn’t going to go on patrol, that he promised, but he definitely was going to go out to see that girl again. She just...wouldn’t leave his thoughts alone. “Yeah, it’s a deal.” Jason shook Bruce’s hand.

It had been a week and Red Hood was still a hot topic, especially in your neighborhood. Somehow, all those goddamn gossips had found out you gave the police a statement. They wouldn’t leave you alone.

“Y/N, did you see his face?”

“Oo, Y/N, was he big and scary?”

“How’d you know it was him?”

“Literally, piss off. I’ve had a long ass day at work and I just want to go home!” You looked at their offended faces and grimaced. “Please,” you plead softly.

The women scoffed. “Whatever, we will talk to you later,” one of them pouted and they all flounced off.

You slipped into your home, avoiding any and all people you could. You just wanted to enter your home, change, eat, then fall asleep. That last one might be a little outlandish, but one could hope. You hadn’t been sleeping well due to Red Hood. He clouded your dreams, and it always shook you out of sleep. It was that helmet of his that gave you the nightmares. In your dreams, you felt like you were just out of reach of this terrifying, blank face that was the color of your blood. You were only a stray bullet away or a single hand’s reach out of harms way.

You changed into your pajamas and started to make mac and cheese. You had turned on the news to fill the silence while you cooked. You only caught bits and pieces of what the news-anchors were saying,

“Red Hood is still at large-”

“Last spotted in-”

“Citizens are urged to remain calm-”

“Bullshit,” you muttered. You wiped your hands on a towel and strode over to change the channel. You glanced out the window when you turned back to your mac and cheese, and a figure was on the roof across the way. You did a double take, blaming your lack of sleep for giving you visions, but your original thought was correct. A person was stood in the darkness on the roof next to yours, and, from what you could tell, they were staring into your home.

“Fuck me...”

When Bruce and his little patrol gang left for the night, Jason changed into his Red Hood suit. He snuck down the staircase and made a break for the garage, where his motorcycle was on lock down.

“Master Jason, I believe you aren’t supposed to be going on patrol for another week.” Alfred caught him red handed.

Jason groaned and turned to the butler. “I’m not going on patrol,” he exclaimed.

“Your outfit would beg to differ.” Alfred raised his eyebrows at the boy.

“I’m not going on patrol,” he stressed, “I’m just going out to check on someone.” Alfred looked at him, giving him his Really? look. “Really! Look, no guns! Please Alfie, it won’t be long.”

“I didn’t know you left.”

“Thanks,” Jason beamed before slipping on his helmet.

Jason had perched himself on a building across from the window that he found you staring at him. He watched and waited for a couple hours before he saw you walk in. His gaze never left your form, except for when you disappeared into what he assumed to be your bedroom. Jason stared at your face for as long as he could, memorizing the details. Every part of you was just...perfect. His stomach just fluttered at the thought of his lips on yours.

“What is she doing to me?” He leaned further over the edge of the roof. His heart ached with just the need to be near you. “God, help me.”

He watched as you walked closer to the window. Jason got the best view of you that entire night when you stared back at him. “Damn.” He couldn’t stop himself, he didn’t know what he was doing anymore. You just had such a powerful grip on him and you didn’t even know.

Jason grappled to the fire escape next to your window. He slipped through the open window. He walked closer to you excitedly, then he noticed your face. You were frozen in complete and utter terror.

“Are-are you okay? Miss,” Jason tried to set a gentle hand on your arm, but you flinched away causing him to snatch his hand back. “Is something wrong?”

“R-re-red Ho-hood,” you stuttered. You began to shake violently. Your worst nightmares were coming true. Red Hood has come to kill you. You started to panic, a mix of fear and exhaustion. You stumbled backwards, falling in an attempt to flee.

“Hey, hey! What’s wrong? Are you okay?”

“Kill. You kill. You are here to kill me,” you somehow managed to say. You scooted on your butt towards your front door.

“Wha-no! No, I’m not here to kill you!” Jason watched as you halted and your face contorted in shock. “I-I’m here to, to uh,” he felt his face heat up under his helmet. “Well, you’re really cute and you seem very kissable and I wanna date you,” he rushed out, the butterflies in his stomach felt like a storm. He took off his helmet to cool down. His sapphire eyes burned into yours, for he had forgotten to put on his domino mask.

You were lost in the sea of blue, your mind couldn’t form a coherent thought. “Bu-but you’ve killed so many people,” this was the best argument you could come up with. You weren’t sure how to feel, but the man looking down at you wasn’t a vicious, cold-blooded killer.

“Yeah,” Jason chuckled, “but I think that can change.” He looked at you hopefully, his hand reaching out to help you up.

You stared at the man for a long time before you felt as though you could make a decision. And even then, 

“I don’t know.”

Author’s Note: This is for you @natasha-baggins, you sultry son of a bitch. (I’m sorry if that offended you, it just felt right)

[earthlyechoes]

☑ (ahyesreaperscouncilor - promise I will get mine done as well XD)

@ahyesreaperscouncilor 

Renius What I love about Renius is that he is so strictly turian, like he doens’t shift his opinions to anyone and I like that. Also ins hips we have he is surprisingly sweet in a way and protective, kind of what Silia and Vivia need. Then his tension with Shepard and how the dislike each other it is almost hilarious.

Irius Councilor, workaholic and yet so charming person , wooed and annoyed my Shepard in an instant,without even doing so. Yep I like him so much, his dry humor, his attitude and everything. If you accept he works all the time, you can get to miracles with him XD

Clavius Dear Clavius, is amazing, he has been through a lot but then again, he has overcome his difficulties and became a better person. I like his humor and his way of life and also in ships he is so damn adorable and protective that I just want to smooch him for being so good for my muses.

Karnesh Cake lover and the best friend Shepard can ever have. He is the amazing krogan, funny, sarcastic, protective, everything you need him to be. I just absolutely adore him. In ships with Tunar he is so cool and makes Tunar blush probably on daily basis , i like also how they are so fun together, with Silia he is so gentle and protective and with Shepard they just have so much fun.

ToranaBadass babe, but very sweet one. Though she strikes as a strict first, she is really sweet, nice and she gets things done, she gets her way at least with my muses. They just go okay and do as she says. She is the most amazing C-sec officer and i always feel so sad that she cannot have babies. She would be a great mother. I also like her relationship with irius, it is cool even if they don’t see much.

Haral Ha, sneaky, kinky grandpa. Not really, he is the most smoochable turian of yours. Really Lisell would eat him alive, and Titus too and he just tries so hard to be a good man, or a turian and he is so loyal and determined and funny and flirty. And cute, very cute. Lisell and Haral are the best but I do like his other ships too and they are all so good especially with Camilea, he is so cool. Go daddy go!

Madadh Tattoed giant , but so gentle in a way, if he is not irritated or hungry or anyone he loves is in danger. I lke hos he gets so fluffy with some females and other are like. you will have the best sex ever trust me, type of guy. Shepard would make babies with him, if she’d be a krogan, Nyx just adores him over anything and grumpy, biotic, grandpa from Tuchanka is just adorbs.

CagarShe is so calm, cool and wise. She possesses wisdom that few have and I like hos she stays calm and analytic in every situation. And she gets protective over Tunar, who is amazed by her. I just love her, she had hard times, but she has come far and no one can tell otherwise. 

Maron Sneaky salarian. He/she is amazing in his attitude and the way he glares and I just adore his relationship with Karnesh since they are like old bickering couple and I love that. His friendship with Nolus and Titus are the best, reveals new aspect from him , like adoring krogan strippers. 

DrealavThe scary one. He is so scary, so stubborn and so unpredictable . I like him in all his quirkiness and odd habits. Camilea hates him, Jirida just wonders and Silia is more scared she shows. In all his weirdness and hos he feel uncomfortable on Citadel he is just amazing. he was born to e a leader and he is that.

Lorik MR. Cool...Oh yes. He is just so sneaky,something gives the tone, he cannot be trusted ,but he is kind of nice anyway and to be trusted. Vivia likes him, Shepard too and Camilea would make his head buzz. But I adore Lorik, in game and the way you play him so perfectly.

Shaela Sweet girl. I like how she is like really vulnerable, but yet she has strength and she wants to do things , like have sex and live. She is more complicated than what meets the eye, but Han loves her and wants her to be happy, that guy would be forever in celibacy for her.

Wreav I don't think we have much interactions, but in game I like him and I think you picture him quite well. I like his different attitude and grumpiness.

Oswin Amazing Shepard, krogan headbutter. She si so like, I am so cool, but she is still kind of modest with that. in ships she is so analyzing, and with Max especially i like hos she compares father and son, it makes me laugh so much XD

The Blackwatch crew I just like how different they are, how they  all have different personalities and things and little quirks. I like Quintius who adores Shepard and Bautas :)

[unfunkyufo]

1 to 15 for the gay asks !!

thanks friend

1. how long have you known you liked girls?

since i was sixteen

2. talk about the girl who made you realise you liked girls

lmao it was just holli would from the movie cool world. i guess i thought she was really attractive and i had a lot of Feelings and was like hmm this is gay

3. are you in a relationship at the moment?

yes!!!!!!!!!!

4. do you have a crush at the moment?

im crushin hard on my beautiful gf!!!!!!!!!!!!1

5. describe your crush!

shes so sweet and understanding and puts up with all my shit and has the most beautiful eyes and has the most smoochable face and shes so smart and talented and i dont deserve her

6. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?

uhhhh all tbh, but i guess androgynous girls???

7. do you look/dress more masculine, feminine, or androgynous?

androgynous i guess. i think i just look like trash most of the time and trash doesnt have a gender

8. what’s your gaydar like?

i think my gaydar is more like... i look at a person and i hope they’re gay

but i think maybe... sometimes... i have an ok sense of who’s gay, but honestly who the fuck knows

9. tall girls or short girls?

if i HAD to pick,,,,, i guess tall girls

10. intimidating girls or kind girls?

KIND GIRLS i am an anxious bean

11. hugs or kisses?

ggghhhhh BOTH ARE NICE. like it depends on the kiss. i love being swept up in a kiss but if it’s just like a quick kiss it’s not the same. whatever has more passion and love in it in the moment. im just a big fan of my gf holding me lmao

12. do you have an ideal ‘type’? what would they be like?

i dont know what my type would be,,,, like some kind of “edge” like wearing dark colors a lot. and kinda goofy but also like nice,,,, idk just my gf

13. what’s your favourite personality trait of yours?

my empathy i guess

14. what’s your favourite personality trait for a girl to have?

if she could also have some sense of empathy that would b dope 

15. what’s the best thing about liking girls?

there are so many different kinds of girls!!!! and theyre all great !!!!!!!!!