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joffyworld · 4 months ago
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The Wall of Mutual Appreciation - Part III
@oautie
Little doses of gingerbread-flavoured fun every upload! I love the cuteness you two provide, and every notification is like a little birthday gift of fun! So cool to see :3
@galexiadraws
Poses! I love the wide variety of poses you do with your art! It feels like there's never a repeated pose or anything even too similar, it's always a fresh idea straight from the oven.
@ghostiguro
Absolutely lovable lamb with an incredibly smoochable face. I would smooch that lamb, I want to smooch that lamb, need I say more? A lamb is being smooched, I decree it!
@itsartlee
I loved your doodles of Sparky. They brought me whimsy and joy when I needed it most. So good, so perfectly timed!
@asmimir
Colours and shading, few do it to the level of mastery that Asmimir does. Every piece is such a beautiful and colourful showcase, and your designs are such a wonderous sight to behold every single time! I love them dearly.
@stardelo
You are possibly the highest-quality shitpost master I've ever seen. The memes you've produced of Narilamb will remain in my brain until I die, I cherish them so much. They're perfect in every way, I love it!
@mousie-cheese
I love your Leshy character's design, he's such a huge bruiser it's insane. That worm pounds weights and protein shakes like a motherfucker, I have no doubt xD
@miaumiaoumao
A cutie patootie drawing cutie patooties! I can't help but just adore your art style, it's so wholesome and fun! Especially your lamb, I love them to death. Such a cutie, 12/10!
@snartffle
I fucking adore Snart art. Snart? Snaart? Whatever, it's amazing. There are few artists that match the cuteness you add to every piece, and I can't help but adore it. It's not secret me and my friends used to gush over your art before we were moots, and there's a reason for that!
@caitie-potatie
THE POTATIE! Such a cute artist, with the cutest oc/sona to boot! I can't help but adore Marnoo, she's the cutest lil fella I've ever seen and I can't get enough. I think you know I'm a massive fan of yours and adore you as a friend, but I will say that you also keep making me cry whenever you send me a gift art <3
@littleredspidermod
Carmine! I love the design a lot, especially the hair! Your beastars oc was adorable too, you've got some serious character design abilities!
@ane-doodles
God. What doesn't Ane do? Character design is just perfection every single time. Humanisation is done so beautifully it hurts my soul and Ane's even dipped into pixel art animation with AMAZING results! Ane must be one of the most versatile people I know, and goddamn is it a serious honour to watch at work.
@callibrin
Your mastery of expression has always been stuck in my mind. Specifically, your comic about the crown choking the Lamb and Narinder having to calm them down. It's such a poignant piece and the panic is conveyed so beautifully, I can't praise it enough.
@skys-lullaby
Your abstract fanart of the TROD quote "you are like the sun" is honestly one of my favourite pieces. It's so simple yet so elegant, the perfect piece for the quote.
@watcher-bones
Saber Narinder!!!! Love me a toothy babygirl, and your design for him is so elegantly perfect. He's such a prim and proper princess, I adore him.
@yotomazu
Yoto! Your progress over the time I've known you has been phenomenal! You've come so far so fast I can't wait to see what comes next, especially with your fics! I absolutely adore Lilith and what you've done with her so far. Such a cool character!
@7squidgy7
You'll have to forgive my ignorance because I don't know the exact terminology for this, but your crosshatched style is just so fucking mesmerising. It's so unique and immediately recognisable, I've never seen anyone use it the way you do. Absolutely delightful to see!
@asphyxiatears
ANATOMY. Your body of work on bodies is just incredible, and every piece you draw of a full-bodied character is such a feast for the eyes. I'm absolutely obsessed with your goat design and the "feral" version of it you made, as well as the feminine version 👀. Utterly stunning art, all of it!
@acorn-rice
Acorn time! Acorn reminds me of coming home to a warm meal and a warmer blanket. It's such a comforting feeling getting an acorn notification, and that'll never change. It's the perfect feeling after a long day, I can't recommend it enough! xD
@jollyeart
Anatomy, surrealism, shitposts, Jolly does it all jolly good! It's a delight to see, and I'll never have enough of your Narinder. You draw him so hot, so alluring and so sinister, and it's such a delightful treat to get when you draw him. The same goes for all your art of course, but I'm a simp for the carboy. This is known.
@sillybilly4
True to the name, sometimes Billy gets silly. And when Billy gets silly, the world is a fun place to be in. Your silliness inspires me Billy, don't ever let the world take your silliness from you!
@lemonlamblaura
Lilybell is the cutest little bean I've ever seen. So fluffy, so pure and so heartfelt I just wanna hug her and tell her everything will be okay. 10/10, cutest bean alive.
@riatagrace
Your Narilamb always does, and always will, heal my soul so beautifully. It's so soft, so loving and so intimate but also silly and fun when it needs to be. The art style too? Ough. So perfect and beautifully yours, nobody could ever replicate it the way you draw it. It's perfect, that's all I can say.
@soursherbat
Oh MAN I've gott hold myself back or I'll be here all day. I am, quite simply, a FERAL BEAST for Garrett's art. Its' lamb design is second to none as my favourite let me tell you, and I cannot espouse how much I just ADORE how Garrett isn't afraid to get alternative with the ships. Leshlamb? Go ahead! Lambmura? Yes please! Garrett is the COTL communities very own Robin Hood, except its not robbing anyone! Just providing sweet, delicious meals to the masses, the rich and poor alike. I'll never get sick of yelling about Garrett as a person and artist, and if you disagree, you stink of cheese.
@mosslingg
This motherfucker can PAINT lemme tell you. Okay I've told you now. But seriously Moss is a fucking Van Gogh behind the brush, and goddamn is it a sight to see.
@naricats
It's naricats dude cmon. But seriously, if you love sonic, fish copypastas or good art, this is one hell of a place to be. Don't let the silliness deceive you either, Naren's got some real creative depth. You get silly gods and sonic being run over by a motorbike, but don't forget about the melting eye lamb either. All beautiful, all unique, all Naren.
The Wall of Mutual Appreciation - Part I
@machetelettuce
You officially have the cutest Narinder boba eyes I've ever seen. They utterly confound me in the most captivating way. Perfect Nari Boba, 10/10! Not to even mention your lamb, that motherfucker is the cutest lil lamby ever made. So fluffy, so cuddly, so smiles. I need them in my life, thank you for making that possible.
@caffeinecramp
Sozo. Such an underrated and underutilized character is most au's but by God did you nail the design. He's so fluffy and neat, he looks so friendly and pure. But behind that fluffy exterior is the mad eyes of a scientist turned delusional zombie, and you portray it beautifully.
@halftoastedwaffle
Expressions! I'll admit I don't really know how to phrase this perfectly, but your expression work is flawless. Each face conveys such a beautiful range of emotions, even with characters that are super hard to use for facial expressions like Shamura. Such a powerful skill to have when telling a story through visual media, and you've got it down to an art form unto itself.
@thetireddoktor
Ugh Shamura. Shamura Shamura Shamura. Don't get me wrong Dok, your bishop designs are all absolutely stunning, I admire them constantly. But my God, you sure know how to draw that damn spider. I am deeply, deeply in love with that damn spider, and you've only made that feeling so much worse in the best way possible. You've got a real knack for drawing that evil bastard, I adore it.
@flowersgoldandgraphite
I love your Leshy to death and back. He's so smiley, so fluffy and so smug. Not to mention, he absolutely killed that dress you put him in. He looked beautiful, like he's always deserved to. The Leshy stan community thanks you dearly, your contributions will never be forgotten!
@z00lea
Undisputably the King of Cannibalism and Gore in the fandom. I don't know anyone that quite matches your crazy sense of detail when it comes to guts and violence, but somehow keeps it intimate and sensual at the same time.
@fanofthelambalt
I cannot overstate how much I adored when you went around with Vitas and interacted with so many other lambs. It was such a beautiful moment of community and made my heart so much warmer, I'll never forget those posts. So wholesome, so fun and so cute. It was perfect, and it reflects your kind and fun heart so well. Also your Helob drawing? Still the most beautiful piece of art I've seen of him, and it deserves the due credit. Such an under-drawn character, but man did you COOK with that. So so cool, so cool
@midia666
Horror! Few have mastered horror in all its subtleties quite the way you have. Your designs are dripping in horror and unease even before the gore and limbs begin to fly or dismantle, and it's such a treat to see. Not to mention, your Narinder and Shamura tear my fucking heart out. They're so tragic and pained, it's incredible really. You have a real knack for unnerving me in all the best ways, it's incredible to behold.
@wolsalwastaken
RATIL!!!!!!!!! RATILLLLLLLL!!!!!!! I fucking adore Ratil you don't understand, they're possibly my favourite main character OC and they're such an adorable lil fella. So so perfect in every way, I love the lil rat so much. Also when you put them in a dress I screamed, so bonus points for that! Your art style in general is just so fucking adorable and flexible to different tones, it's so good.
@yourtaquitos
Siliiness and seriousness, you always know the balance. You're so beautifully capable of shitposting one minute, then blowing my mind with a masterpiece the next. Your anatomy is delicious, your silliness is divine, and your art is deeply appreciated.
@lime202
Comfort. That's what I think of when I see your art. It's so perfectly comforting in every way. It's detailed, but simple, with beautiful intricacies threaded without being overwhelming. Your art reminds me of Spring and blooming flowers, it's so warming to the sight. Also your Leshy? So beautifully fluffy and cuddly, I will always love him.
@stitchesofsoulsart
There's so much love in every single post you make. It's so beautiful, the way you draw such wholesome loving fun and comfort the masses with your beautiful designs and creativity. You're equally capable of angst and drama, but goddamn the comforting fluff is what drags me in personally the most. That Nari design too? To die for. No other way to put it exists, it's peak Narinder alternate design. So fucking cool and pretty ugh.
@blueaceart
Okay this is super specific but the way you draw Shamura just intrigues me. The tired eyes and sunken sockets, like the weight of knowledge and the burdens of war have weighed upon them for eons. It's so beautifully harsh and real, and I never see anyone else take up the challenge of it in such a subtle way. So cool.
@shrimpsketchy
Pirates! I am utterly obsessed with your piracy au idea, it's so embedded in my brain and I genuinely screamed when I saw it. It's beautiful, such a unique concept I've not see anyone else attempt and WOW was the art that accompanied it just stunning on a whole other level. Genuinely art gallery tier art, I'm in awe at it every single time.
@jomo-is-here
Where the fuck to even start with you Jomo. Jomo, formerly known as Fwick, is the subject of my largest conspiracy yet. I am fucking CONVINCED that Jomo is the dev of the game that does the official artworks for special events and DLC, because holy SHIT is Jomo's art in a tier of its own. Jomo is the fucking Michael Jordan of Cult of the Lamb art, rivaled by very VERY few. The environments are splendid, the characters are adorable and it's all done in such a beautifully similar style to the official artwork of the game. You could easily tell me Jomo IS the person doing the official art, but if I'm being honest? Jomo is better (in my opinion). But don't get it twisted, you can tell the difference with a mere glance and Jomo's uniquely recognisable style is a unique and adorable edition that wouldn't go awry in a museum or an award show. This shit is top tier lemme tell you, I can't glaze it enough.
@scared-lantern
Lantern approaches art with a beautiful style and flair that few can match. Your lamb is one of the most adorable designs around and by God do you know how to maximise that cuteness in every way. Not to mention, your painted art style is just a real marvel for the eyes. I can't eat it enough, I'm always going up for seconds.
@jellyseafish
I absolutely adore the silly fun you upload with your art. Your lamb is so big eyed and fun to stare at as they get up to hijinks, even if the hijinks are just them staring back with big ol' peepers. Cutest patootest around, and boy do they love a good shenanigan. I adore them, I can't help it.
@shadbells
GOLD. Shad has a flair for the decorative and beautiful when it comes to art, and boy does it shine through in such a unique and beautiful way. The designs you make, especially for your lambs and Nari, has really quickly become some of my favourites Shad. The gold accents of the clothes and jewellery really highlight their beauty so well, and let me say personally they are BEAUTIFUL. Absolutely stunning designs with a delightfully devilish side when they want, I adore them in every way. 10/10, would marry and smooch, then get stabbed probably.
@ccarmody101
Your lamb design is beautiful as hell and your Nari and Goat bring me some seriously needed joy when I stumble on them again. You were actually one of the first COTL artists I stumbled on when I got Tumblr, and I'll always appreciate how you fed my addiction just as I took my first steps.
@shind91
Uniqueness. That's the first word that pops up when I think of Shin's art. The way you translate these furry fellas into humanised and more realistic designs is just bafflingly cool to me, it's such a brilliant translation that few people can so perfectly pull off. It's a genre of art I didn't know I needed, but by God do I love to see it now that I've seen your art more than ever before in my life. It's such a unique talent, and I cherish it every time I see it.
@spilycoris
Armour! I love the armour you've given your lamb, it's so beautiful while still being believable that they'd wear it. It's like a beautiful but functional jewellery, and really pulls the outfit together! Absolutely adorable, 10/10!
@angry-ursidae
Ursidae art, some of the most fulfilling silliness there is on Tumblr. Your Narilamb fuels my life, and your Shamura makes me die laughing. I don't know why, I just love that design it's so silly to me for some reason and I can't help but adore it. I love Ursidae art, this is known.
@frecktheheck
When I think of COTL character designs, Freck is one of the first names that pops into my mind. Between the anatomy, the charisma and character that blossoms in the characters designs and the historically-designed outfits, there's not a single thing you do badly, or even mediocre for that matter. Every single piece is a gift woven from the threads of love and passion, and the art style reflects your beautiful heart in a way that's so pure and comforting to all who see it. I cannot, and will never, have enough Freck art in my life. I can't stop devouring it and begging for more like a camel in the Sahara, and I wouldn't ever want that to change.
@haggz-is-here
If I had to give someone an award for "Person most likely to be a time travelling renaissance artist" it would be you Haggz. Your work, simply put, is INSANE in it's quality and baffling in its detail. I cannot, no matter how long I stare at it, understand how you do it. On a damn iPad no less. Da Vinci's legacy lives on in you, and by God do you do it proud. I can't praise it enough, it's just stunning every time. Stunning, there's no other word for it. Other than shocking, maybe?
@sannaliel
Sanna is, quite frankly, a fucking genius at detail. There is nobody better for the minutae of an art piece than Sannaliel, and I will die on that hill. I have yet to be anything other than shocked and awe-inspired at a Sanna art piece, and I doubt that will ever change.
@hotchocolatedemon
A writer and a drawer, a rare double-talent! Not only that, but both are done to a wonderful degree! Never let it be said that hotchocolatedemon isn't a demon in the creative fields! I guess a deal with the devil would explain that 🤔
@tidalfoam
I fucking love your little gremlin ratsona. They're such a little thing, I adore them. I don't think there's a better meet the artist than your one if I'm being honest. It's perfect, sometimes less truly is more.
@loloelia
Lolo! The way your art has improved, even in the tiny amount of time I've sort of known you, has been tremendous, and it beautifully reflects your bubbly personality. Your positivity is a force for good in a negative world, and your art reflects that with every doodle and drawing! Don't ever change or doubt yourself, you're an amazingly joyful person to see around the place!
@cj-the-random-artist
This motherfucker manages to do two things at the same time. One: Draw the cutest lil fellas I've ever seen. They go to tea parties, they hug and slow dance, they go to TEA PARTIES. Two: educate the fuck out of me. I will always mention how CJ's QPR au was the first time I'd ever even heard of a QPR, l t alone been shown how it functions. It's so beautiful and passionately crafted, and reminds me how important representation is in art. There's nobody that does it better, and warms my heart in such uniquely beloved ways.
@twooftheluckyones
Gem and Cake!
To Gem: Your art heals a child in me I didn't know was wounded and in need of a bandage. It's so cute and pure, but so versatile in that too. Una is an utter delight, and Narinder is dripping with edge but without sacrificing the clear goopy interior that lies in his heart.
To Cake: You are, simply put, a writer in a tier purely of your own. The way you weave a tale with a myriad of writing tricks is just stunning to behold. If Gem is the heart, then you're the soul. There is nobody I take pride in learning from more than you, and you set a new standard with every piece you write. Never let it go said that Cake the Lucky can't write a bonafide masterstroke whenever he pleases, and in any genre he pleases. Smut? Action? Romance? Melancholy? Call this guy, he's the one to do it. Don't even get me started on how these two work together to make this shit sparkle, I'll be here all day.
@bogor-o
Have you ever seen an art piece so beautifully cuddly that you just wept because you can't actually hug the characters on your screen? Well, lemme tell you something. Bogor is the fucking expert of that. If you've ever wanted to see a character that looks like they could kill you with a stare and hug you back to life in the same breath, then go take a gander at Bogor's art, you will NOT be disappointed.
@greedykrab
Your skill in taking the abstract and turning it into the deeply developed is outstanding and profound. I will never quite "understand" your art style, and I think that's what draws me to it. It's like a beautiful puzzle you could stare at for days and never fully replicate, so uniquely yours in a world of already unique artists and styles. So so good.
@the-artist-grimm
The art? Spectacular, 10/10 on the cuteness and the violence when necessary. But the writing? Oh my God you crank that up to 11! Crimson Angel has torn my heart out every single step of the way and I'll never stop singing its praises. Your writing of parenting and the relationship between two firey but pained loves? Immaculate. Utterly perfect in every way.
@ro-bee
KIRAN. The beautiful baby boy I had the absolute honour of helping name. I will forever fawn over Pupigoat and your beautiful art style that brings them to life. Their pain is wholesome but brutal, and your skill at drawing it brings it to life so wholly and passionately. Not to even mention the rest of your art, it's all so unique and wonderful.
@losing-catharsis
A fellow poet amidst a sea of visual artists! The way you weave words into song without a rhyme scheme utterly fascinates me, and was a huge part of what inspired me to try free verse poetry in a few of my own works, to very little succes xD. Your a wonderful writer, never stop Cath <3
@zynical-forg
You draw, without any competition or contest, the CUTIEST PATOOTIEST Patooties ever. They're so small, so round and so lovable. Perfectly drawn blorbos every time, ready for some cute adventures together. Beautiful, 10/10 would fawn over again.
@yellowflowrs
Carillonneur. Need I say more? Okay but seriously now, you crafted the absolute BEST swap au I've ever seen in my life design-wise. The character traits? Hilarious and intriguing. The clothing? Beautifully horror themed. The actual character's designs and anatomy? Oh my God. Next level insane. The Carillonneur? The Rinder? So so good. I just devour them every time I see them. I've had to limit myself to my favourite of your au's or I'll be here till I die of old age, but I love them all so so so so sooooo much ugh. I can't wait to see what you get up to next, be it COTL or something else entirely!
@eliza-forget
You. You are the absolute most powerful MACHINE of creativity I have ever born witness to. I don't understand how you never seen to run out of ideas, motivation or passion, it's such a beautiful display of the human spirit at its finest. To top that off, the detail on every piece is just BAFFLING to point my eyeballs at. Every. Single. Post is just dripping with detail, whether that be clothing, design, anatomy, lighting, perspective or dialogue. It's insane how you produce artwork so fast, so efficiently and compromise nothing when it comes to vision, detail or passion. I genuinely feel inspired when I see your newest work almost every single day, I can only aspire to be like you and your bountiful spirit the same way someone aspires to a myth of the ancients and their acts of heroic bravery.
@loullipopx
Versatility. Lou does it all and goddamn do they do it well. Cuteness galore? Look no further than the Pokémon au and their designs. You'll cry they're so cute, and then you'll cry because you know you'll never see something as cute ever again in your life. Beautiful and sensual art? Go look at the pinups she did for the Lamb and Nari during the bunny suit trend. They have scarred my mind in such a beautiful way, I'll never forget it. Loulli makes that shit pop, and by God does it pop good as hell. Don't even get me started on the music she makes. Yeah that's right I'll say it publicly, this fucker makes music. Good music. GREAT music! The skillset goes above and beyond, and boy does it astound me every time I learn something new.
@lotus-duckies
Cannibalism? Check. Cuteness? Check. Religious themes? Check! The way you weave religion into your pieces is utterly fascinating to me, and I still remember our little theological talks super fondly. Every single piece is utterly soaked in symbolism, metaphor and a diabolical amount of love and passion, even when the love involved leads to a cannibalistic eating of a spouse or two. I cannot praise the detail put into these pieces enough, and the art style just emboldens those details tenfold. Never before have I seen an art style take me by the hand and plunge me into a sea of joy so quickly and vividly, and I'll always love it dearly.
@mudtrash
Two words. Anatomy. Ears. Your anatomy work on your lil sillies is utterly fantastic, especially your rare naked Nari. But the real prize in my eyes? The way you draw ears. I don't know why, but you give those motherfuckers the most beautiful flop I've ever seen. Nari? Big dorito ears. Lamb? Lil gloppy floppas. Goat? Middle ground flopperoos. They're all just so perfect. Your style is so cute and fun without sacrificing detail, it's to die for. For me though, the ears are the cherry on top of an already perfect cake. 10/10 dude, I wouldn't trade it for the world.
@streetchicken
Streetchicken cookin in the kitchen like it's KFC. Make no mistake, this motherfucker can COOK. Gay soldiers? Absolutely. Gay furry gods? Not a problem. Just a dude? Light work. Frog is an artiste behind the brush, but lemme tell you the real secret. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, can draw a bear or a hunk quite like Streetchicken. Not a soul. This motherfucker can COOK when it comes to big huggable bears and rough-and-tumble fellas, and the competition never truly stood a chance. Whether it be Captain Price, Soap or Leshy, there are hunks abound. I thank you for your contributions to the bear community Frogo, never stop cooking 🫡
@faebunnyleap
Smiles! That's my immediate thought when I think of Fae. There's not a single piece of yours that doesn't have me smiling at the hilarity, the domestic bliss or the calming of it. Every single post is crafted with such a refined and calm hand, and 9 times out of 10 your characters are always so smiley and free. Your art style helps that so much too, it's so diverse. Your sketches are so silly and fun, but when you turn it up to 11 and get serious it's such a fantastic result. Also, I think about that fuckass pagliaci twins post so often it hurts. It's so good, top 3 shitposts ever. I love it, thank you so much.
@neon-virus
Size! I absolutely adore how you use your characters and their size differences, with such a crazy array of heights and builds. Goat is absolutely HUGE, a real unit, while Lamb is like the tiniest lil cutie patootie ever made. Nari acts as this weird middle ground where he's still super tall, but Goat's such a monster that he looks kinda normal? I love it so much. Also wow, your shading and rendering on your more detailed full pieces? Utterly splendid, I cannot ever be sated from my greed for more. So so beautiful.
@paintpaintpaintman
Trad art central over here. Your paintings are honestly stunning and it's so refreshing to see some trad art standing out amongst the digital age. Your designs are awesome too, and seeing them painted to life is so wholesomely warming. I get a shot of giddiness in my veins whenever you post, and I don't see that feeling ever fading in the slightest!
@cconfusedkat
The cuddliest designs in the whole world, so full of joy and whimsy. Every design bursts with a huggable energy that just sucks you in. It's beautiful, I adore it. There's not a single character that I wouldn't snuggle, pat on the head and feed a cookie for being such a delightful lil fella, I love them. I can only hope that they would love me.
@teruuu-main
Teru, Teru, Teru. Your brilliance knows no bounds. Every au just drips with personality and beauty, each so unique in the ways they shine. Old Faith Academy? Beautifully tropey, so comforting and warm. Compulsion of Flesh? Ohhh BOY lemme tell you about Compulsion of Flesh. Never have I seen someone write two characters that are so fucking VILE that I cannot help but love them. They're insane, they literally eat each other, and I eat it up like a starved hyena. I can't help it, they've devoured my brain since day one, and the saying is true, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." This au will always be one of my favourites, and one of the first fan projects I ever got obsessed with. Words don't quite match my love for it, so just take some sounds. SNOOB. GLOOB. GLEEB. HAPAP! And so on.
@kikorikoiko
Your improvement in the time I've known you has been absolutely immense, and I adore the way you draw Astaroth and Kallamar. You've brought the Astaroth character to life in a way few have, and it's beautiful every time. Devs hire Kiko please, we need tragic polygamous gays to be canon (as if they aren't already).
@junoberrii
Cuteness. Pure and simple cuteness. There is not a single un-cute bone in Juno's wrist I swear to God. Every single post is just the cutest shit imaginable. So cute, in fact, that I constantly forget that the lamb is canonically a mass murderer, and that Nari is an asshole. If you want fluff, and you want it FLUFFY, go to Juno and just stare at the art on display. It heals your soul man, it really does.
@spiderin-space
Talk about versatility! Spider writes, and writes a damn fine story too! Not only that, but such a passionate and dedicatedly written story, with such a beautifully paced yet long winding story that leaves you always waiting for an update. The art though? Oh man the art. Cuddly, cute and joyful but with a perfectly conveyed sense of fear whenever Spider needs to put the brakes on the fun zone. Spider knows their shit, and does it perfectly to a T. Don't sleep on spider, that spider knows how to write a story that bites in the night, or soothes in the daytime. Take your pick, you won't be disappointed.
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windtorn · 2 years ago
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@zorkaya || where we come from // angels cannot reach - cont.
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there weren't many in belobog that had not heard of her prestigious name and even fewer that had been graced an audience of such commanding presence that demanded attention. but sampo koski was a man of action and intent, however foolish and dangerous said actions or intentions were. to find himself under her sharp eyes gave him a sick thrill of excitement. he was never a man to bend under most forms of authority, but rather he challenged and schemed until the endgame fit his desired outcome with the person manipulated under his tightly fastened marionette. he played the part of the fool well, just as he did with each mask he wore and carelessly discarded thereafter. "that depends, really. are you someone that i can get away with taking?"
had he been anyone else and his resolve been built upon glass foundations, it would have surely shattered under the weight of her sharp eyes. clutched in her hand, sampo's eyes darken briefly as they lower in curious scrutiny. she was only a bit shorter than him, but the height difference did not make her any less imposing despite her lean and graceful features. even with her visage obscured by dark shadows, she was quite beautiful bathed in the glow of the moon like this. he was drawn to her eyes, how they felt as cold as the roaring of the eternal freeze and how they glossed over with familiarity that he couldn't quite catch. a shell, he surmised. a cocoon long shed and destined to decay. except when the rot came and festered like an open wound, it refused to become one with soil and remained a hapless mess in a cruel, stationary hell. or maybe it was a mask. just like he wore to pretend that he felt something more than he did. to blend in with the common people of belobog and flaunt about the humanity that he did not possess nor ever care to. he only desired one thing, and that was the very thing that he desired in excess. to laugh and bask in pleasure of the mind and flesh even at the detriment of others. they didn't matter in the grand scope of things. nobody mattered on this pitiful, tiny ice rock out in the vast expanse of space. not even sampo koski mattered in the story of aeons and stars, but his own self was all he had. he was the only person that understood such things, so why not enjoy the fruitlessness of all things by indulging in some self-imposed gluttony. the air felt colder too, inescapable like a snake coiling and writhing for breath under the prison of his flesh. not from the feel of the first snow upon his head or the gentle lull of the wind caressing his bare skin, but as though intention were made palpable. like if he could open his mouth and taste the cold like ice on his tongue. "my my...don't you have a way with words. what can i say! i'm a man of the people, after all, and i aim to please." he does not lean in nor away from the hand that gripped him, though a lazy smile does curl itself across his features. his eyes danced with playfulness as he tilted his head slightly, blowing a flirtatious puff of air towards her ear. "i prefer not to look at it as intruding either! no need to make it sound so negative when you seem so interested in my company, hm?" though the truth of the matter is, sampo was intruding, and his intentions were far from innocent. as was to be expected from a known conman and businessman whose face consistently littered the walls of humanity's last bastion. whispers spoken of her prowess and wisdom, he would truly be the fool of all fool's to try and get one over her. however, his original intention had been not to get caught in the first place. "i would prefer to refer to it as something more like, a temporarily unprompted and unwanted visit of sorts. turned well-received and entertaining by such a chance meeting. sounds a lot nicer, doesnt it?"
FORWARD—
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rozetheeuwu · 2 years ago
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Legally forced to ask for insurgence owo
Yeaaah let's go! Thank you for the ask owo <3
Been a while since I really propely played through insurgence, hope I still remember most of what I liked and stuff.
The first character I first fell in love with: 
I think it was Damien? Baby boy <3
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: 
Anastasia!! I didn't care too much for her at first but grew to really like her <3 She's def up there as one of my favorites.
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: 
I don't know. Which characters are popular and which aren't,, Jaern maybe? Is he popular?
The character I love that everyone else hates: 
Taen? Is he hated? Idk I think he's pretty neat. An asshole but a fun character, wouldn't say I love him though.
The character I used to love but don’t any longer:
Jaern. When I was a kid I was obsessed with him but honestly thinking about it now he really is a little bitch.
The character I would totally smooch: 
Xavier, purely to piss of a mutual I was gonna write Zenith, but Oracle is a more smoochable option for me.
The character I’d want to be like: 
Oracle, they're so cool honestly.
The character I’d slap: 
Taen. Fuck this man and his Stunfish.
A pairing that I love:
Oracle/Zenith (Thank you for that one <3)
A pairing that I despise: 
I have no idea what other pairings there are honestly. Like there's Calreath and Diana but I don't hate them. Mc/Nora??? Is that a thing? sure.
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myuni-moon · 4 years ago
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listen in a villain au i won’t forgive most people but i would 100% forgive jean, noelle, xiao, barbara, yanfei and xinyan (probably sucrose as well her name literally means sugar and she’s so adorable-)
i’d forgive jean cause i feel like she’d be one of the ones who beats herself up the most about it (and she’s hot-) and she already works hard enough for the knights of favonius if she started crying for my forgiveness i would not hesitate because i already just want to cuddle her and give her forehead kisses-
noelle for a lot of the same reasons as jean and because i feel like she’d be hesitant to hurt me even when she thought i was an imposter and would try to turn a blind eye to my being around mondstat
xiao because mans has been through enough, he’s cute and just very precious. definitely one to beat himself up over it the most like jean and his forehead looks very smoochable. also im biased towards ameno characters-
barbara because i feel like she wouldn’t really hurt me too much when she thought i was an imposter only because she’s mainly a healer yk? also because her sister is very hot and i’d love to sing with barbara-
xinyan because she’s an underrated queen (thank you mihoyo for the xinyan centric event i love her) and she has a really cool character design and i want hair like hers. plus me, xinyan and barbara could jam together and it’d be a good time. maybe she’d do my eyeliner??? (please i can’t do makeup-)
and finally yanfei, mostly cause i main her- but also i feel like out of everyone she’d be the one to hear me out even when she thought i was an imposter because she’d believe me if i said i didn’t know what was going on and she’d help me sue the shit out of people in liyue-
i won’t say who to forgive because it’s every person’s preference, but if you decide to forgive even one of them, expect to see the other begging the forgiven to ask you to give them a chance too.
they’ll beg and beg and beg just to be in your good graces again, but even then, the forgiven can’t risk even colluding with those you haven’t in fear of breaking what fragile trust you’ve given them. one wrong move and it would push them back into the darkness of your dislike or hatred.
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starkeaton · 5 years ago
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the adventure zone: graduation character list
Well, i accidentally deleted the original graduation character list post, so here i am making another one. Oops. And as always, if anyone has important details i should add then feel free to suggest them!
Here are all the characters introduced in episodes 1-25. Named characters only!
Also i can’t hide spoilers! So, um..... I can’t put spoilers on this one. If you need the version with spoilers try this version of the post that i made on the adventure zone subreddit but youre not missing out on much.
# -EPISODE 1- (19 characters)
Hieronymous Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Hero/Villain school. at least 400 years old. wears shining blue armor with gold accents. also an elf. according to Tomas, he led the charge at the "battle of blood valley", brought the Kingdoms of Rickart and Dawnbreak to a peace treaty, and founded the school. a little boastful, a little prideful, [SPOILERS OMITTED], and overall a pretty good dude.
Higglemas Wiggenstaff (he/him): Head of the Sidekick/Henchperson annex, cranky old elf. has a dog named hero who shows no signs of anything strange at all, ever. 
Gary (he/him): friendly room gargoyle. pseudo-hivemind.
Groundsy (he/him): the groundskeeper. a pretty nice fellow. don't go in his shed.
Hernandez (he/him): beautiful centaur professor of animal handling.
Jimson (he/him): human battlegrounds trainer for sidekicks/henchpeople, world famous featherweight champion, wields a staff. married to crushman.
Crushman (he/him): silver dragonborn with a sickle, and self-described beefy boy! heavyweight blood champion married to jimson. never lost a match for 8 years. full name Frostus Crushman.
Rolandus Fontaine (he/him): former prince, son of deposed king, kind of an asshole, maybe. wears a cape (important detail)
Zana (she/her): "terrifying" tiefling villain sorcerer, friend of rolandus. barkept the test tavern in ep2
Rhodes (she/her): hero ranger, friend of rolandus.
Buckminster Eden (he/him): hero guy. son of "The Iron Lord". their dad is stronger than rolandus's dad. his wiki page says rogue so i think hes a rogue? i never caught that and ive listened more times than i wish i did
Leon (he/him): softspoken buff, bald "fighter" (although i dont remember any clarification on how exactly he fights), sidekick of buckminster, around 28. anyone else keep forgetting he's bald? i keep forgetting it. >!gets sorta-drafted into becoming a falcon for higglemas and so far hasn't done much else.!<
Rainer Michelle (she/her): cheerful villainous necromancer with a floating chair. also, her name is pronounced "rainier" despite not being confirmed as such? travis ships her with fitzroy.
Tomas (he/him): human man with "kind eyes" and a good (psychic???) memory. guidance counselor.
Stewart LeBoeuf (he/him): brawny human man. serves food. there is no joke here, i promise
Mulligan (he/him): teaches potions. mentioned but doesn't appear yet. and we're like 25 episodes in. maybe we'll see him someday
Germaine, Victoria, Rattles (he/him,she/her,???/???): Skeleton crew. They live in the training room i guess, and as a result can never die, because "no one dies in the training room!" (note: someone now HAS to die in the training room). also their races are never explicitly stated but i guess they're probably human? in episode 3 travis brings up something about how many bones are in "the human body" and at this point i think i'm looking too deep into this so i'll just forget about it and you probably should too.
# -EPISODE 2- (9 characters)
Riveau (he/him): halfling, blame-taking teacher.
Mimi (they/them): gnome sidekick who builds cool robot prosthetics
Bartholemus (he/him): owl aarakocra accountant teacher, known for being the best accountant in the land and having a face some might describe as "smoochable". very pro capitalist :’( hope he gets better
Ramos (she/her): goliath teacher of shieldwork. *
Dip (she/her): sidekick, half-orc twin of pip
Pip (she/her): hero, half-orc twin of dip
Festo (they/them): fairy with "beautiful gossamer wings", independent study teacher of magic, loves to party
Snippers (he/him?): Let me tell you my story about Snippers the magic crab. When Travis gave the list of animals that Griffin could choose as Fitzroy's familiar's current form, he listed crab near the start, and this gave me excitement. Now i knew that crab was pretty unlikely but god i hoped that he would choose it. When the list went on- Bat, Cat, Crab, Frog, Hawk, Lizard, Owl, Poisonous Snake, Fish, Rat, Raven, Seahorse, Spider or Weasel- I nearly lost hope. I was hoping so hard that Griffin would choose the crab, but i was ready to accept a non-crab familiar. It was just buried in that list. It wasn't the most useful animal and it was an obscure pick. And as Travis informed him that it didn't have to keep the form for the whole campaign, Griffin said those five words i wanted to hear so, so badly. "Well then it's a crab." Folks, I do not often react physically when something happens in media. But in that moment, i remember very clearly, i fist-pumped and yelled, "YES!!!!!!"
so anyway, Fitzroy has a crab.
Jackle (he/him): kenku teacher of sneakery. creepy dude. apparently knows something about argo? also his name is not spelled "jackal" for some reason. Also in later episodes theyve started calling him "The Jackle" for some reason??? *
# -EPISODE 3- (1 character)
Dakota (they/them): tavern instructor, clad in black/red leather. no race stated? probably human. *
# -EPISODE 4- (6 characters)
Gerry & Tom (she/her, he/him): shopkeepers at barns and nobles who seem to have very bad names. also constantly competing for customers? these guys got dropped faster than the heathcliff quests, which is honestly just sad.
Barb (she/her): the bartender. runs Springs Eternal in Last Hope. has a sweet seeing-eye hawk familiar. 
Jaryd Reginald (he/him): owner of Reginald Ore. Wants the workers to be held responsible for the damage caused by the xorn. (fun fact: originally i wrote down "Jerrod" because i wanted it to sound like a fantasy name, then realized it was probably "Jared" because theyre named after listeners, but i was pleased to find it confirmed that it's actually "Jaryd")
Candice (she/her): A Miner. thought those werent allowed in bars but, i guess not. Wants the mine owner to be held responsible for the xorn's damage.
Jade Johnson Esq. (she/her): lawyer.
# -EPISODE 5- (1 character)
Xorn: a big hungry gem eating guy from the plane of earth Low-Down Deep with 3 arms and 3 legs. why did travis just say "multi-armed" instead of specifying it was 3? who knows! Anyway it leaves
# -EPISODE 6- (3 characters)
Osric (he/him): the man, the myth, the bursar. finally shows up after being mentioned in episodes 2 and 4. he's an elf. 
breeze through the willows (she/her): Pegasus attacked by demons, lost her parents. introduced in ep1 but gets a name here so fuck it. also in ep>!16!< we find out shes a "white arabian pegasus" and i dont think thats a spoiler bc we shouldve really known it from the beginning
Sabor (he/him): Librarian/research teacher. also a TORTLE. Really good at recalling stuff, i guess. kinda reminds me of Tomas's memory thing but i'm sure that's just a coincidence... *
# -EPISODE 7- (1 character)
Mosh (he/him): The goliath blacksmith who welcomes argo into the unbroken chain. Also, and this is specific to the tumblr version of this post, all the characters with an * at the end of their descriptions are also members of the unbroken chain. if someone knows how to do spoilers on tumblr please tell me
# -EPISODE 8-
:)
# -EPISODE 9- (2 characters)
Eeiïäá#æ&éñn (pronounced like "Ian") (he/him?): an imp but without a shitty voice. also happens to not be violent. what a coincidence?
Terence (he/him): a chain devil with a real demonic name. minor boss of the imps. very convincing and very threatening. has the frightening ability to make you zone out during his fight
# -EPISODE 10- (2 characters)
Althea Song (she/her): elf with autumn-orange hair. representative from heroic oversight guild. i'd like to personally thank travis for spelling her name out.
Crabtree (she/her): Artificing teacher. Long gray hair with a long grey beard. no mentioned race, one might guess dwarf but that would be an assumption i suppose. also unbroken chain member, presumably the dwarf argo didn't recognize in episode 7.
# -EPISODE 11- (3 characters)
Marie (she/her): Grey-haired elf woman. She's the school's physician, i guess. Member of the unbroken chain.
Dendra Maplecourt (she/her): Fitzroy's mom. Has hot mint gum, i guess. She was mentioned earlier but i wasn't convinced she was a real person until this episode
Cool Gary (he/him): AYY ITS ME GARYR
# -EPISODE 12-
no new characters again!
# -EPISODE 13- (7 characters hhhyyyuu)
Kale (???/???): Head of the Placement Department, in charge of real world assignments. First mentioned in Ep4 but i missed that the last few times bc it is so brief. Gives exposition about missions i guess????? is that the only reason this chara cter exists
satyr thief (unnamed) (he/him): tries to rob thundermen, dies instantly
Ogre (he/him): teamed up with the satyr. his name is ogre.
Moon (he/him): A Sidekick. small pale sullen guy. no mentioned race. Why is there another FUCKING sidekick WE HAD ENOUGH hhhyuuuuuu
Deanna (she/her): A bigoted centaur with an obnoxious voice. Malwin the Strong's second in command.
Malwin the Strong (she/her): Leader of the centaurs of the scarlet woods. Wants to appease the spirit of the scarlet woods so that thecentaurs of the scarlet woods will be protected in the scarlet woods. Had a relationship with Arturas in the past but their clashes are currently known to get pretty heated.
Arturas (he/him): Leader of the Centaurs of the Valley, i guess. Had a relationship with Malwin. Centaur. Did i mention centaur? i cant think of anything else about this character
# -EPISODE 14- (2 characters)
Calhain (he/him): Human wizard, Malwin's magical advisor. Kind of an amateur wizard in a job high above his skill level. Graduated Wigginstaff's as a hero.
Spirit of the Scarlet Woods: A spirit who requires sacrifice in order to keep Malwin's herd safe and prosperous. Not keen on dubiously canonical combos, i guess. i wouldnt be either. also apparently the sacrifice depends on personal value, not how much value it has to the spirit.
# -EPISODE 15- (2 characters)
Sylvia Nite (she/her): Fitzroy's magic theory teacher at knight night school, who he turned into a catfish by accident. oops!
Chaos (they/them, maybe more): Presumably a deity, gave Fitz his powers and wants him to give in to his chaotic desires. (physical desc: 9 foot tall, iridescent 'mother of pearl' skin, pure white eyes, fine burgundy cloak with gold/onyx lining. their physical form beyond that seems to change every time they show up.)
# -EPISODE 16-
none -w-
# -EPISODE 17-
some demins happened. the big dudes are called "Pit Fiends" and the armored demon ladies are called "Erinyes", by the way. that was incredibly hard for me to figure out the first time, especially without headphones, i thought travis was saying "pig feet" and i just could not discern what the other things were
# -EPISODE 18- (6 characters)
snow on the mountain: shire horse pegasus
storm at sea: peruvian paso pegasus, vehement defender of The Guardian. doesn't have a goofy voice.. but he could have....
thaw of the spring: a winged horse
night of no clouds: a winged hhorse
The Guardian: "An ancient and powerful being that guards the unknown forest." Has protected the flock from demons for many many years. apparently is the voice that was talking to our firbolg in episode 1?
Grey, the Demon Prince (he/him): wants to cause a war, originally wanted to kill hiero and higgs, forces the heroes to build an army to fight his. As "Fauxronimous", he has skin the *color and pattern of* (but not necessarily made of) slate splashed with liquid, pointed ears, sharp teeth, shining eyes, horns of unspecified shape. 12 fucking feet tall. wonder if the slate-looking skin is related to garys. plot twist detected? Also i recently looked at the episode descriptions and found out his name is spelled "Gray", but really does it truly matter?
# -EPISODE 19- (2 characters)
Shabree Keene (she/her): Argo's mom, killed on the Mariah, possibly by the Commodore. Long auburn hair, green eyes. Mentioned earlier but described here, so fuck it.
**Thomas** (he/him): Argo's first mate on the Mariah, as the Kraken, in his chaos-dream. may or may not actually exist.
# -EPISODE 20- (1 character)
The Commodore (he/him): Reknowned hero of the seas, military regalia, great naval hero, presumably responsible for the death of Shabree Keene. No mentioned race. Seriously, they never mention this guy's race. The only thing described about him is how he's dressed and his evil smile. Does that mean he's human? Elf? Dwarf??? Who knows! maybe it just doesnt matter. 
# -EPISODE 21-
none
# -EPISODE 22-
not any of them. not any.
# -EPISODE 23- (1 character)
Ozymondelius (sp???) (it/its): A warforged teacher who just so happens to like war or something? i guess its in the name. only mentioned in this episode, doesnt show up yet.
# -EPISODE 24-
they have a fight in the training room but nobody dies :\\ maybe next time. also no new characters. pog
# -EPISODE 25- (4 characters)
Gherkin (he/him): Tall lankier skeleton, has a scimitar and a merkin, which is a pubic wig... and he wears a jerkin? which i guess is a kind of coat? also i think hes mute 
Tibia (she/her?) : Shorter skeleton with gold teeth, and long canines. i think both of the skeletons are mute actually.
The Lich King aka Gordy (he/him): Rainer's dad. Commands armies of the undead. lives in The Crypt. described as a hooded, skull-faced man with intricate black lines on his face, but changes to a shaved-head man with dark skin and vetiligo. Abandoned as a babby, raised by traveling parents, had necromancy powers, took Rainier in. Not actually very scary at all i don't know why he did the creepy laugh. Kind of a warm fatherly figure actually. hm. also people are speculating Gordy might be short for Gordita and his parents are maybe supposed to be lup and barry but THAT S JUST A THEORY.
our firbolg's father (he/him): A firbolg who lived by the code and was there when our firbolg was banished. Came to respect our firbolg's interest in a new way of life, in his final moments.
TOTAL: 72 NPCS! (well, including 2 extra PCs, i guess.)
Average: 2.88 NPCs per episode.
i was gonna not include the bone-PCs and have it be 69 but our firbolg's dad was just too important to not respect with a spot on the list.
anyway as always make sure to smack me with a blunt object if i forgot any characters!!!!!
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thatonesakudere · 4 years ago
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(cynet for either or both) ⭐️x2, 👂, 👤 + santiago
@malgatillo
⭐️ (or multiple) for a headcanon about our muses
⭐️ Dancing on your own is cool n' beans but- Dancing with someone else? Now, it's twice the fun! Cynet would 100% try and get Vaas to dance with her (and not just once). Any dance, any moves, any genre — it doesn't matter, as long as they be grooving 🕺 She'll likely try her luck whenever there's some time to spare and music to dance, AND when Vaas is in a good mood; especially if he's tipsy. Or she is 🤭 Though, to be fair, if Cyn's tipsy, then nobody (even Santiago) is safe from her "dancing advances".
⭐️ Listen; that baby loves to sew and makes stuff for others. And the mo-ment Cyn learns that Santiago likes spiders and has any spare fabric on her hands you KNOW, she gonna make him like... A spider related shirt, or bandana or whatever. Sew on a lil' spider or a spider's web (she's not the best at embroidery — not enough patience — but she can embroider very simple things). Vaas is gonna get something with (*cough*edgy*cough*) a skull or a knife 🤣 Don't want him to feel left out.
⭐️ Also, in general she'd... Try to help out at the compound? Her brain would go like "oo, they let me stay, so I can't leech off of them!". Watch her haul crates n' fix random stuff that needs fixing (her field of expertise might be cars, but she's good at tinkering/handiwork in general). But please, for everyone's sake never let her inside a kitchen.
👂 to overhear my muse talking about yours.
👂 [Santiago] 👂
"No, no, no-! Ah, no, you are goin' the wrong way! Just.. The other one, up on that leaf-- Don't get me wrong Mr Spider, I ain't squashin you but I don't think I'm ready to put chu on my hand either.”
"..."
“Gosh, I wish Santiago was here! He'd pick you up no-problem, put you somewhere safe, give you a fat fly for a breakfast- Everyone says he's like mean 'n gruff-looking, and yeah, I guess so? He do be big as a mountain n’ always looks like he just ate a lemon buuuuut- I dunno. I don't really...  Notice it? Like, I've seen him help a few of your 8-legged friends before! Or just look at them with admiration. And... A guy like that can't be that bad, right?"
"..."
"Right! Hmm.. Maybe I should go find him--? He'll totes know what to do with you~!"
👂 [Vaas] 👂
"Loves me, loves me not, loves me, loves me not- Aw, it's like the third "not"! Those flowers are busted! Well, I mean I know this probs ain't no big romance, but he must at least like me, no?"
"..."
"Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I get crushes like suuuuper easily, and I don't even know his name, but it's not my fault he's Just.My.Type‐-! Purr-fectly fun to talk to AND to look at? What are the chances! Strong too, and tall, and a total bad-boy, and ohhh-! Those smoochable lips.. Piercing blue eyes~ Like the ocean. Ugh, I SOOO adore swimmimg!"
"Ribbit."
"Yeah, I bet you do too, Mr Froggie! Aww, you are such s god listener; lemme pet you~! ...Wait. Maybe I shouldn't-? What if you are poisonous??? Mmmmm--- Oh, I know-! Ribbit twice if you are poisonous!"
👤+ a muse name for my muse’s opinion on that muse
"You know Santiago, you kinda remind me of my pa- But like, not in a weird way-! He's just.. On the quieter side too, and a lot of people find him intimidating, aaaaand he likes animals and you like spiders-- I think he's taller though. Not that you aren't! He's just... Even more tall! Sometimes bonks his head on the lamp in my RV." she chuckles at the memory. 
"But you win in the scary department, that's for sure! I don't think pa Nick has ever made a face quite as grumpy as you sometimes do~!"
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countlessrealities · 2 years ago
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@misstantabismuses sent: 💋 (Jinx for Summer and Silco for Rick) How smoochable is your muse? || Accepting !
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"Jinx? Uh, well, she's...one of a kind." And that's maybe a bit of an understatement. "She's...I like her. She's a great friend and she's...I really like her hair. Those braids are, like, so cool. And...her eyes are beautiful and...she's, like, really pretty in general."
She's rambling, isn't she? And she's avoiding the core of the question. The worst part, however, is that she's sounding a lot like her brother to her own ears and that's just lame.
"I think that she's very smoochable. Objectively. Alright, maybe not everyone would want to, because she'd probably scared them off, but...One you get past that? She's still crazy, but in a, like, rad way."
She has a crush and she's pretty sure that, by now, the people who have seen the two of them together have to know. As for Jinx...Summer hopes she doesn't know. Yet.
"Uh, I'd say...9? Plus some extra points because I bet that she's a pretty wild kisser. ...Not that I've spent time thinking about it!"
Oh, she has. Too much time for her linking.
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The question leaves Rick feeling both amused and a little nervous, even if he wouldn't admit the second part even under torture. It's not a mix of emotions he's used to, especially not when it comes to potential sexual partners. He's more than navigated by now, he's slept with beings of all shapes and sizes. Thinking about how kissable someone is shouldn't affect him much, if at all.
But Silco isn't just a random someone, is he?
The nature of their relationship is still uncertain, still shifting. Rick likes to think that they are on mostly friendly terms, close to be actual friends...which is a great achievement, considering the kind of person his business partner is. Still, damn if he doesn't wish that he could push those boundaries a little furthers.
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"W-Well, damn. I-I'll be honest, it's a little hard to tell." A snort. "I-It depends on whether or not I-I've pissed him off an-and how much. T-The guy has this real fuckin' charismatic aura an-and I won't lie, I'm really into that. An-And it makes me wonder what he looks like w-when he goes completely unhinged."
He's not sure of what to imagine, not down to the details, but the ice cold fire he has seen burning in Silco's eyes the few times he had gotten really mad at him...That's one hell of a hot look on the other man.
"I-I'm calling him a 8 when he's calm and collected. An-And 9 and a half when he's pissed. G-Gotta love all that passion."
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tazhitandmiss · 8 years ago
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The Case of the Mystery Man
Lup is the first to notice the difference, but she usually is. Her brother may be more dramatic than a high school theater’s production of ‘Oklahoma’, but he keeps the real stuff on the low until he has a handle on it. So at first, it’s the little things. The way Taako spaces out while stirring his morning coffee, how he lets Angus out of the house in clashing patterns with minimal complaint, the soft sighs that come right out of thin air that he tries and fails to cover with a cough.
“I think Taako’s got a man friend,” Lup tells Barry one night when the clues had finally stacked up into something plausible. They’re laying bed together; Barry’s nearly asleep and he cracks a blurry eye open to look at his partner.
“Stands to reason,” he yawns. “Taako’s a friendly type of guy.”
“I mean like, a smoochable friend, babe,” Lup says. “And that’s cool and all, but I think he might be a ghost.”
There’s a silent moment as Barry’s eyebrows knit together. Then he throws an arm onto the bedside table and grabs his glasses. “Explain,” he says.
“Well, I don’t have proof,” Lup says. “But I can’t find any dirt about this guy, no names, no records, and also Taako hasn’t actually said anything about him which means he’s either a secret operative working for the FBI and any knowledge about him or his whereabouts could get us all killed, or he’s a ghost of some kind.”
“Babe,” Barry said, wrapping a sleepy arm around Lup’s waist. “Taako’ll tell you about him when he’s ready.”
“The issue isn’t that my one and only twin brother won’t tell me about his new boyfriend,” Lup muttered into Barry’s neck. “It’s that his new boyfriend is an international super spy. Also possibly a mutant.”
“I’m sure he is,” Barry yawned.
Lup kept a note saved on her phone documenting the continuing saga. Once, Taako came home at an abysmally early hour, which happened to coincide with a sleepless night on Lup’s part, resulting in a brief exchange.
“What’s his name?”
“Goodnight sister dear.”
And then Taako wandered into his room and shut the door tight.
It had become such an infuriating escapade that Lup found she only had one form of recourse. She compiled her evidence, stole her courage, and knocked on Angus’ door.
The boy detective, eyes alight with innocence and possibilities, asked her to sit down at his desk. It was small, perfect for Angus’ but Lup’s knees bumped up against the wood. Magnus had made it for him and form the looks of the stacks of paper and files, it was getting a fair use.
“So here’s the deal-“ Lup started but Angus held up a hand. He reached into his desk drawer and pulled out a lavender envelope. He looked around suspiciously before sliding it across the table to Lup. On the front, scrawled in black sharpie, were the words ‘Taako’s Love Life.’
“What?” Angus said in response to Lup’s shocked expression. “You’re not the only one with questions. It’s not much,” he gestured to the envelope. “But it’s all I have so far.”
Lup tore the seal and dug out the few pieces of evidence Angus had collected. It was more than she had, that was certain. A tape-record, a phone call history, even some photographs. They were blurry, clearly taken from a great distance, but Lup would recognize Taako’s Audrey Hepburn hat anywhere. In front of him stood a man, laughing.  
“His name is Kravitz,” Angus said. “But that’s all I have so far, ma’am.”
“Lup tucked the evidence back into the folder and passed it across the table. “For the record, you probably shouldn’t spy on my brother little dude,” she said, standing up. “But thanks for the intel. I’ll be in touch.”
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nightwing-is-babe · 8 years ago
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Most-Wanted
Relationship: Jason Todd x Reader
Summary: (Request)  I was hoping I could request this au with Jason. 'I’m on the FBI’s most-wanted list for killing a fuck ton of people, but calm down I just wanna date you bc your face is v smoochable and you give me butterflies.’ And with him being the most wanted one please?
Key: Y/N= your name
Warning: language
“Fuck, fuck, fuck...FUCK!”
Jason tossed himself out his apartment window as fast as he could, grabbing as many weapons as possible. He saw the flashing lights grow closer. “Ah! Motherfuckers!” He slid down the fire escape, jumping the last couple feet. I know I’ve killed a lot of people, but they were assholes. I was doing you bitches a favor, Jason thought angrily.
Jason searched the ally for the trap door he hid his motorcycle in. He began to scavenge frantically, worried the cops would get here soon, until he finally found it. Thanking god, he hopped on as fast as he could, threw his gun bag over his shoulder, and sped away, sirens approaching the building he just escaped from. He quickly glanced over his shoulder, chuckling in relief, and made his way to the Batcave. Hopefully Bruce wouldn’t be home.
Before he made his escape, he made one last check to make sure the police weren’t on his tail, and he caught the eyes of a girl leaning out of her window, her face distorted in confusion. Shit, Jason almost couldn’t turn and take his eyes off of her, but he pulled away. Her face etched into his memory.
You lived in a crappy neighborhood, sirens blaring at all sorts of hours, so when you watched as a fleet of cop cars sped down your street, you just sipped your tea and continued reading your newspaper. You barely glanced at the motorcycle that sped away from the directions the police went. It wasn’t until you read a bit about the FBI’s most-wanted, you did a double take. You leaned over your windowsill, trying to get a better look at the motorcyclist.
From what you could see, it looked like the menace, Red Hood. Red Hood was #5 on the FBI’s most-wanted list and he just drove past your house. He looked at you for what seemed like years until he turned right down the street, fleeting from your vision.
The police came knocking not even five minutes after you lost sight of the criminal. They had gone down the street banging on doors, asking if anyone had seen the Red Hood and where he may have gone. You cracked your door open when they knocked.
“Yes?”
“Ma’am, sorry for the inconvenience, but we are searching from the criminal, Red Hood. He was last spotted in the building next to yours, and seemed to have fled before the police arrived on the scene. Do you have any information,” the cop asked tiredly. He seemed to have given up hope.
“Yes,” you stated blankly. The cop’s face perked up.
“Really? What? What can you give us?”
“I saw him turn left down Santanino road.” He turned right. “I think he might have been on a motorcycle,” he was, “but I can’t remember.” You lied. You didn’t know why you lied, maybe you were scared, but you did and it was too late to try and take it back.
“Thank you ma’am!” He pulled his radio close to his mouth and repeated your statement into it. “You’ve been a huge help.”
“Mhm,” you nodded and shut your door. “Mhm,” you hummed to yourself. You couldn’t figure out exactly what prompted you to falsify fact to the police. This was a man on the FBI’s most-wanted list! What on Earth were you thinking?
“Master Jason, we’ll house you for a little while, until you can find a new safe house.” Alfred set down a plate with a sandwich and some fruit. “Eat up, you’ll want your energy when you explain to Master Bruce what happened.”
“Ain’t that the trust,” Jason snickered. He began stuffing his face with the food and Titus scooted closer to him. “No, Titus. Go beg Damian, this is mine.” The dog gave Jason a sad gaze. “Ugh, alright! Here,” he tossed the giant dog some ham, “Now go!”
“Todd! Don’t feed my dog,” Damian shouted as he sauntered into the room.
“Take better care of your pet,” Jason sneered. Damian stalked over to him and punched his brother. “You did NOT just fucking hit me.” Damian threw him a pointed look.
“That’s it!”
Bruce walked into the family room, after changing, to find Jason and Damian in an all out brawl. Dick and Tim sat to the side watching, enjoying themselves far too much. “What is going on here?,” Bruce’s voice boomed through the room. The boys stopped and Dick and Tim’s smiles were gone in a millisecond. “Jason, what are you doing here?”
“Well, that’s a funny story...”
After Jason finished, Bruce just let out a prolonged sigh of annoyance. He visibly thought carefully about what to say next. “Jason,” he began, “I don’t think you should go one patrol for awhile.” Jason scoffed. “Hear me out. You’ll have a target on your back for, maybe, two weeks, before they let it go and usually move on to the next bad guy on their list.” Bruce grabbed Jason shoulder, “I know it won’t be easy, but it’s the best option. Please. And if you don’t, you won’t be welcomed here.”
Jason considered it. He chose not to fight, this time. “Fine, two weeks, that’s it. Then I’ll be back out here and no longer in your hair,” Jason scoffed. He wasn’t going to go on patrol, that he promised, but he definitely was going to go out to see that girl again. She just...wouldn’t leave his thoughts alone. “Yeah, it’s a deal.” Jason shook Bruce’s hand.
It had been a week and Red Hood was still a hot topic, especially in your neighborhood. Somehow, all those goddamn gossips had found out you gave the police a statement. They wouldn’t leave you alone.
“Y/N, did you see his face?”
“Oo, Y/N, was he big and scary?”
“How’d you know it was him?”
“Literally, piss off. I’ve had a long ass day at work and I just want to go home!” You looked at their offended faces and grimaced. “Please,” you plead softly.
The women scoffed. “Whatever, we will talk to you later,” one of them pouted and they all flounced off.
You slipped into your home, avoiding any and all people you could. You just wanted to enter your home, change, eat, then fall asleep. That last one might be a little outlandish, but one could hope. You hadn’t been sleeping well due to Red Hood. He clouded your dreams, and it always shook you out of sleep. It was that helmet of his that gave you the nightmares. In your dreams, you felt like you were just out of reach of this terrifying, blank face that was the color of your blood. You were only a stray bullet away or a single hand’s reach out of harms way.
You changed into your pajamas and started to make mac and cheese. You had turned on the news to fill the silence while you cooked. You only caught bits and pieces of what the news-anchors were saying,
“Red Hood is still at large-”
“Last spotted in-”
“Citizens are urged to remain calm-”
“Bullshit,” you muttered. You wiped your hands on a towel and strode over to change the channel. You glanced out the window when you turned back to your mac and cheese, and a figure was on the roof across the way. You did a double take, blaming your lack of sleep for giving you visions, but your original thought was correct. A person was stood in the darkness on the roof next to yours, and, from what you could tell, they were staring into your home.
“Fuck me...”
When Bruce and his little patrol gang left for the night, Jason changed into his Red Hood suit. He snuck down the staircase and made a break for the garage, where his motorcycle was on lock down.
“Master Jason, I believe you aren’t supposed to be going on patrol for another week.” Alfred caught him red handed.
Jason groaned and turned to the butler. “I’m not going on patrol,” he exclaimed.
“Your outfit would beg to differ.” Alfred raised his eyebrows at the boy.
“I’m not going on patrol,” he stressed, “I’m just going out to check on someone.” Alfred looked at him, giving him his Really? look. “Really! Look, no guns! Please Alfie, it won’t be long.”
“I didn’t know you left.”
“Thanks,” Jason beamed before slipping on his helmet.
Jason had perched himself on a building across from the window that he found you staring at him. He watched and waited for a couple hours before he saw you walk in. His gaze never left your form, except for when you disappeared into what he assumed to be your bedroom. Jason stared at your face for as long as he could, memorizing the details. Every part of you was just...perfect. His stomach just fluttered at the thought of his lips on yours.
“What is she doing to me?” He leaned further over the edge of the roof. His heart ached with just the need to be near you. “God, help me.”
He watched as you walked closer to the window. Jason got the best view of you that entire night when you stared back at him. “Damn.” He couldn’t stop himself, he didn’t know what he was doing anymore. You just had such a powerful grip on him and you didn’t even know.
Jason grappled to the fire escape next to your window. He slipped through the open window. He walked closer to you excitedly, then he noticed your face. You were frozen in complete and utter terror.
“Are-are you okay? Miss,” Jason tried to set a gentle hand on your arm, but you flinched away causing him to snatch his hand back. “Is something wrong?”
“R-re-red Ho-hood,” you stuttered. You began to shake violently. Your worst nightmares were coming true. Red Hood has come to kill you. You started to panic, a mix of fear and exhaustion. You stumbled backwards, falling in an attempt to flee.
“Hey, hey! What’s wrong? Are you okay?”
“Kill. You kill. You are here to kill me,” you somehow managed to say. You scooted on your butt towards your front door.
“Wha-no! No, I’m not here to kill you!” Jason watched as you halted and your face contorted in shock. “I-I’m here to, to uh,” he felt his face heat up under his helmet. “Well, you’re really cute and you seem very kissable and I wanna date you,” he rushed out, the butterflies in his stomach felt like a storm. He took off his helmet to cool down. His sapphire eyes burned into yours, for he had forgotten to put on his domino mask.
You were lost in the sea of blue, your mind couldn’t form a coherent thought. “Bu-but you’ve killed so many people,” this was the best argument you could come up with. You weren’t sure how to feel, but the man looking down at you wasn’t a vicious, cold-blooded killer.
“Yeah,” Jason chuckled, “but I think that can change.” He looked at you hopefully, his hand reaching out to help you up.
You stared at the man for a long time before you felt as though you could make a decision. And even then, 
“I don’t know.”
Author’s Note: This is for you @natasha-baggins, you sultry son of a bitch. (I’m sorry if that offended you, it just felt right)
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earthlyechoes · 8 years ago
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☑ (ahyesreaperscouncilor - promise I will get mine done as well XD)
@ahyesreaperscouncilor 
Renius What I love about Renius is that he is so strictly turian, like he doens’t shift his opinions to anyone and I like that. Also ins hips we have he is surprisingly sweet in a way and protective, kind of what Silia and Vivia need. Then his tension with Shepard and how the dislike each other it is almost hilarious.
Irius Councilor, workaholic and yet so charming person , wooed and annoyed my Shepard in an instant,without even doing so. Yep I like him so much, his dry humor, his attitude and everything. If you accept he works all the time, you can get to miracles with him XD
Clavius Dear Clavius, is amazing, he has been through a lot but then again, he has overcome his difficulties and became a better person. I like his humor and his way of life and also in ships he is so damn adorable and protective that I just want to smooch him for being so good for my muses.
Karnesh Cake lover and the best friend Shepard can ever have. He is the amazing krogan, funny, sarcastic, protective, everything you need him to be. I just absolutely adore him. In ships with Tunar he is so cool and makes Tunar blush probably on daily basis , i like also how they are so fun together, with Silia he is so gentle and protective and with Shepard they just have so much fun.
ToranaBadass babe, but very sweet one. Though she strikes as a strict first, she is really sweet, nice and she gets things done, she gets her way at least with my muses. They just go okay and do as she says. She is the most amazing C-sec officer and i always feel so sad that she cannot have babies. She would be a great mother. I also like her relationship with irius, it is cool even if they don’t see much.
Haral Ha, sneaky, kinky grandpa. Not really, he is the most smoochable turian of yours. Really Lisell would eat him alive, and Titus too and he just tries so hard to be a good man, or a turian and he is so loyal and determined and funny and flirty. And cute, very cute. Lisell and Haral are the best but I do like his other ships too and they are all so good especially with Camilea, he is so cool. Go daddy go!
Madadh Tattoed giant , but so gentle in a way, if he is not irritated or hungry or anyone he loves is in danger. I lke hos he gets so fluffy with some females and other are like. you will have the best sex ever trust me, type of guy. Shepard would make babies with him, if she’d be a krogan, Nyx just adores him over anything and grumpy, biotic, grandpa from Tuchanka is just adorbs.
CagarShe is so calm, cool and wise. She possesses wisdom that few have and I like hos she stays calm and analytic in every situation. And she gets protective over Tunar, who is amazed by her. I just love her, she had hard times, but she has come far and no one can tell otherwise. 
Maron Sneaky salarian. He/she is amazing in his attitude and the way he glares and I just adore his relationship with Karnesh since they are like old bickering couple and I love that. His friendship with Nolus and Titus are the best, reveals new aspect from him , like adoring krogan strippers. 
DrealavThe scary one. He is so scary, so stubborn and so unpredictable . I like him in all his quirkiness and odd habits. Camilea hates him, Jirida just wonders and Silia is more scared she shows. In all his weirdness and hos he feel uncomfortable on Citadel he is just amazing. he was born to e a leader and he is that.
Lorik MR. Cool...Oh yes. He is just so sneaky,something gives the tone, he cannot be trusted ,but he is kind of nice anyway and to be trusted. Vivia likes him, Shepard too and Camilea would make his head buzz. But I adore Lorik, in game and the way you play him so perfectly.
Shaela Sweet girl. I like how she is like really vulnerable, but yet she has strength and she wants to do things , like have sex and live. She is more complicated than what meets the eye, but Han loves her and wants her to be happy, that guy would be forever in celibacy for her.
Wreav I don't think we have much interactions, but in game I like him and I think you picture him quite well. I like his different attitude and grumpiness.
Oswin Amazing Shepard, krogan headbutter. She si so like, I am so cool, but she is still kind of modest with that. in ships she is so analyzing, and with Max especially i like hos she compares father and son, it makes me laugh so much XD
The Blackwatch crew I just like how different they are, how they  all have different personalities and things and little quirks. I like Quintius who adores Shepard and Bautas :)
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unfunkyufo · 6 years ago
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1 to 15 for the gay asks !!
thanks friend
1. how long have you known you liked girls?
since i was sixteen
2. talk about the girl who made you realise you liked girls
lmao it was just holli would from the movie cool world. i guess i thought she was really attractive and i had a lot of Feelings and was like hmm this is gay
3. are you in a relationship at the moment?
yes!!!!!!!!!!
4. do you have a crush at the moment?
im crushin hard on my beautiful gf!!!!!!!!!!!!1
5. describe your crush!
shes so sweet and understanding and puts up with all my shit and has the most beautiful eyes and has the most smoochable face and shes so smart and talented and i dont deserve her
6. do you tend to like more masculine, feminine, or androgynous girls?
uhhhh all tbh, but i guess androgynous girls???
7. do you look/dress more masculine, feminine, or androgynous?
androgynous i guess. i think i just look like trash most of the time and trash doesnt have a gender
8. what’s your gaydar like?
i think my gaydar is more like... i look at a person and i hope they’re gay
but i think maybe... sometimes... i have an ok sense of who’s gay, but honestly who the fuck knows
9. tall girls or short girls?
if i HAD to pick,,,,, i guess tall girls
10. intimidating girls or kind girls?
KIND GIRLS i am an anxious bean
11. hugs or kisses?
ggghhhhh BOTH ARE NICE. like it depends on the kiss. i love being swept up in a kiss but if it’s just like a quick kiss it’s not the same. whatever has more passion and love in it in the moment. im just a big fan of my gf holding me lmao
12. do you have an ideal ‘type’? what would they be like?
i dont know what my type would be,,,, like some kind of “edge” like wearing dark colors a lot. and kinda goofy but also like nice,,,, idk just my gf
13. what’s your favourite personality trait of yours?
my empathy i guess
14. what’s your favourite personality trait for a girl to have?
if she could also have some sense of empathy that would b dope 
15. what’s the best thing about liking girls?
there are so many different kinds of girls!!!! and theyre all great !!!!!!!!!
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