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tagerrkix · 3 months

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WHERE IS HE D:

(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)

#HARRY NO #CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY #CROWLEYYYYYYYY #this was hilarious in my head #it's even more hilarious now #don't worry Harry is safe #Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack #or maybe he's just processing the question #maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around #(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #harry the rabbit

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grandcovenant · 3 months

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who's pulling the strings of the puppet king?

#lies of p #lies of p romeo #king of puppets #lies of p geppetto #fanart #digital art #hi hello do you think romeo was fully conscious when geppetto enacted law zero (?through him?).#i think about these two a lot... i don't tend to jump straight to the 'deal with the devil' part because there's something about--#--two people with nothing in common but the empty space between them. world's worst grief bonding situation!!!#and there's something a lot more compelling about that to me. and that's not even mentioning the grand covenant in the room--#merits its own post or something else. (because i think about it more than anything ever.)#tl;dr i would kill carlo myself if i got to witness them having the most painfully unpleasant conversation ever had by two people.#anyway i should comment on art process too huh.#the gist of it is if no one got me i know red and black got me.#it's my Old Reliable. i've been nearly gnawing my hands off from. not managing to get anything done in a way i liked so i went back.#i feel better now.... :-)#anyway. worst in-laws ever <3

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zishuge · 5 months

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Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023) | Ep. 19

#mysterious lotus casebook #莲花楼 #li lianhua #fang duobing #cheng yi #zeng shunxi #cdramaedit #mlcedit #*gifs:mine #remember when llh tells fdb “we can't always live up to the expectations of others – maybe li xiangyi never expected so much from you”#first time i saw it i was like TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE! but then i realized that for li xiangyi it wasn't simply “others”#it was “the whole world and everyone he knew including himself”*#because no one's expectations of li xiangyi were ever higher than li xiangyi's #and of course we all know that the second something went wrong most of sigu sect immediately laid the blame at his feet #but fdb is saying that no... everyone's expectations of li xiangyi were bullshit actually #the standards were simply unattainable #li lianhua told fang duobing “maybe li xiangyi never expected so much from you”#and this is fang duobing telling him “maybe li xiangyi should never have expected so much from himself”#and you can see li lianhua's entire worldview shifting just a little to the right (gifs 3+5)#and that soft smile at the end. which of course leads into “to my new friend. my best friend.” lsakjfdsldfkjasldk #it's not enough to change his mind really – it's too little and much too late to drown out a decade of self-loathing and guilt #but i wonder – if fang duobing had been able to be by his side for those ten years #telling him this again and again and again #you weren't perfect. you didn't need to be. you were young. you were trying. you were good. you were so good.#if li lianhua might have been able to heal that terrible rift inside himself #aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #translation notes: it made me chuckle that iqiyi's translation for gif 6 was: “they're just a bunch of selfish posers” very succinct.#also this lighting was so difficult to color ack i never really know what to do with a super green bg #*shifu as the only exception and thus shifu remains forever the best.

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ithinkdogshouldvote · 6 months

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Dndads sketch dump

(this goes without saying but i do not support the batterwitch herself. i was just watching the starkid musical and started doodling. trans lives matter. jewish lives matter. reclaim what she made into something inclusive.)

#the first and only time i will EVER draw hermie #btw normal and scary have twin cores if you know what that is #i already hear you saying that normal should be a hufflepuff but take that opinion and SHOVE IT because NO #PLEASE dont yell at me for making this i was watching a very potter musical and it just happened #scary is the star quidditch player and linc on the opposing team #love wolf sparrow WHEN????#dndads #dndads s2 #dndads teens #dungeons & daddies #dungeons and daddies #scary marlowe #normal oak swallows garcia #lincon li wilson #taylor swift #hermie unworthy #sparrow oak #normal oak #hogwarts #harry potter #hogwarts au #slytherin #hufflepuff #gryffindor #ravenclaw #also i straight up do not believe that scary has slept since the whole terry jr incident #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO DRAW GLASSES ON A WOLF????#i had to look up wolves with glasses and i think that was my lowest moment #also normals got them signature oak eyes. they probably glow in the dark. just normal elven lineage shit.#also. this goes without saying but fuck jk Rowling.

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lucalicatteart · 2 months

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A new sculpture! Finally... I feel like I never sculpt anymore since I'm always sick or have some 500 other things going on or projects to finish, but I'm trying to schedule time to do it more often this year hopefully..! Just a generic fantasy creature as usual, but did try making the eyes a little more sparkly this time.. hrmm..

#sculpture #fantasy art #fantasy creature #art #elf #lol what are the tags I should use... I still never know.. EVIL social media.. hate the idea of tagging anything ever anyway. but alas..#I also would ideally like to start selling them again and open up custom commmissions and stuff again once I can hopefully get paypal #stuff sorted out. and find like.. a good way to do things.. etc.. I did still want to sell them through auction instead of agonizing #over setting prices being afraid they're either too high or too low. So being able to just be like. Here. this is $50. or more. or less.#negotiate. the worth is whatever you feel like it is so i personally dont have to make that decision. etc. lol... But etsy doesn't let you #do auctions or like pay what you want type stuff so.. then I was thinking ebay? but idk.. ANYWAY.. I want to set things #up so I can sell stuff again hopefully. I still haven't fully recovered from the costs of when I had to take my cat to the vet and put #them down last year and etc. So it'd be good to sell a few things. perhaps.. maychance... perhamble... so on and so forthe... ANYWAY #I was going for whiter more milky sort of hair that blends in closely with the skintone but after the paint dried it seems more yellowy kin #of. which is fine. But just not exacltly like my mind vision lol..#Also it's like... wow... someone with face spots and elf ears and a half open mouth with a gap tooth and wavy hair and kind of downturned #eyes... revolutionary... never been seen before... every sculpture I have ever made surely doesnt look licherally exactly like this... LOL #but maybe it's just a style. so what. People have their motifs lol.. Im just getting back into sculpting. I shall sameface in peace. huzzah #Just like the only thing I ever carve out of avocado pits anymore is eyes. Because that's just whats fun to do. I'm going to accumulate lik #25 similar avocado eyes and have nothing to do with them. I was thinking of stringing some together into a necklace of eyes or something li #like that but.. hrmm... ANYWAY.. Love to do the same things repetitively. :3c

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itsalwaysforyou · 3 months

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hold me together.

kenny ortega, descendants 2 / holly black, red glove / nicole homer, underbelly / ada limon, a new national anthem / k c cramm, christmas eve forever / kenny ortega, descendants 3 / the crane wives, curses / silas denver melvin, let dead dogs lie / natalie wee, least of all

#descendants #descendants web weaving #jay son of jafar #mal bertha #jal #i think i have said everything i could possibly say about them #just. something about mal not telling jay she wants to go back to the isle #not even asking if he wants to go back bc she’s too afraid of the answer #he’s on sports teams and girls are fawning over him and shouldn’t he be happy? why would he want to go back?#and jay. remaining steadfast as ever in his loyalty CONSTANTLY #even when mal doesn’t tell him everything. even when she lies to everyone #he’s the first one to accept her apology. ‘you were just trying to do the right thing’#like something about devotion corrupting. how jay just wants mal back again. no matter what she does he still loves her #(for better or for worse)#AND MAL LOOKING AT HIS FUCKING STATUE LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!#the one person who truly knows her. gone. he turned away from her before he was turned into stone #oougghhhh #and just. jays presence. the way he stands behind mal in it’s going down. waiting.#they’ve done this so many times before. they’re a well oiled machine. they’re fluid and fluent and have been doing this for a long long tim #anyway. them #jal renaissance baby!!!!!!

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yourqueenb · 4 months

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The majority of the sex scenes in modern day Choices would be about 1000000x better if they just cut down on all the damn talking

#choices #choices stories you play #playchoices #choices app #I swear it feels like MC and the LI are doing more talking than fucking sometimes #maybe if PB could actually write sexy dirty talk consistently it wouldn’t be a problem #but it’s like they can’t turn off the urge to make corny cringey quips #and the characters saying each other’s names over and over again has been annoying for literal years now #especially because they have them do it when they write simple kissing scenes too #like I rarely ever say my fiancé’s actual name in everyday life lmao #so I find it so weird

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supreme-leader-stoat · 3 months

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"Unreality" Jesse what the fuck are you talking about. I'm a real person urban is a real person robb wells the actor is a real person this is a real post. where is the unreality.

#this is why I hate this stupid tag or at the very least how it's used #like in theory yeah help people who have paranoid episodes or whatever fine #but nobody can ever agree on what ''unreality'' actually MEANS #what is unreality?#it's sarcasm. it's photorealistic art. it's play-along memes. it's when you use figurative language. it's lies. it's literally any fiction.#it's someone in your inbox saying you're harming people by not tagging a post about alien bone fungus from a sci-fi art account #it's that thing tumblr does every year or so where they pick up on a technical term and run it into the ground #so that whatever use it might have had gets diluted into nothing by overuse

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skitskatdacat63 · 9 months

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"Bring on The Dancing Horses"(x) - Echo and The Bunnymen × Ferrari Drivers

#yes this web weave was titled 'Bring on The Prancing Horses' in my docs....yes im proud of that....#long post whoop!!! pls scroll back thru and listen to the song while doing so if you wanna experience it better :)#this was originally supposed to be an edit but i have no patience for that and im very happy w this!!#i daydream to music a lot and when i first heard this song i could only think of ferrari seb then sebchal then ferrari drivers in general #but this hurt me a lot to make(for several reasons)#one: AAAAHHHH IT MAKES ME SADDDDDDD!! now im only gonna be able to think of the myth of ferrari when i listen to this song #it rly hurt to look up the pics for this bcs it still feels sore to me and it makes me so sad #but at least i didnt have to watch vids! id probably burst into tears #two: fighting for my life in google docs trying to format the text hahaha... i refuse to use photoshop #special thanks to cofi (@sweatyflytrap) for giving me the idea to put the TPs for the lies lyrics!#its both funny and unfortunate that domenicali was the TP for both felipe and fernando #it would be a bit better if there was a different tp for each but ah oh well #also hehe changed the lyric a tiny bit for the Kimi part. in the og lyrics its Jimmy not Kimi but yknow felt odd to leave it as it was so!#other than that i really really ardently feel that this song fits the cycle of ferrari drivers soooooo well #the 'bring on the new messiah' at the end of the song PLEASE IT FITS SO WELL! with how they drop their prev golden boy for whoevers next!#also omg the way seb's verse is 'you're breaking my brittle heart' rather than "im breaking your brittle heart' HURTS DOESNT IT??????#i didnt included the original opening/middle verse. i def could make it fit but it wasnt a good opening for this post specifically #'Jimmy Brown made of stone' = kimi again. 'Charlie clown no way home' = charles of course!#anyways this is my magnum opus...but nah i really like it! ill only ever make web weaves w random 80s music i think hahah #ferrari #scuderia ferrari #felipe massa #kimi raikkonen #fernando alonso #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #f1 #formula 1 #we do a little bit of f1 #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

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worstloki · 6 months

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Loki telling the Avengers he's never had a family before them all and Thor is sitting in the back of the room spitting out his coffee sobbing crying he feels sick to his stomach

#Thor like THEN WHAT AM I????#Loki like YOU'RE LIVING HERE TOO WHAT"S THE PROBLEM????#Thor like you very much had a family you have a family what was Asgard to you the past millennia and a half #Loki like um a fake family i thought we went over that when it was clear they lied to me (and you) our entire lives ?#Thor should feel sick about it actually #I don't think Thor ever Got the fact that if Loki was being disowned/separating himself from the family that includes. their parents.#i don't think he comprehended that if Loki doesn't consider them his parents anymore he wouldn't consider them his parents anymore #i think Thor just assumes it's symbolic or something or that inevitably Loki will get over it and come back btw #i think that should happen if post-Avengers 1 Loki is banished to Earth #and I think Thor should actually be upset and feel sick aobut it #i think Thor didn't understand that being lied to hurt Loki even when he watched Loki let go on the bifrost

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hellyeahsickaf · 3 months

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My dog is very distraught that I was struggling to clear my airways. Now she's scratching up the door trying to get someone's attention to tell them to help me. I keep trying to tell her I'm not dying but she's not having it. She does this nearly every time I have to cough or clear my throat a lot and I don't know what I did to deserve her.

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ace-and-ranty · 2 years

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One aspect I absolutely loved in THE GOLDEN ENCLAVES is how Ophelia and Gwen are set up to be foes of each other, much like Orion and El. They represent two radically opposite ends of the Greater Good spectrum, where Gwen will not justify evil deeds for nothing in the world, and Ophelia will justify any evil deed for the Greater Good.

Case in point:

“It’s a numbers game,” [Ophelia] said instead. “The malia it takes to make an enclave and keep it going might look like a lot, but it’s still less than what you’d get if the same wizards were all cheating on their own, trying to survive.”

VS

“He didn’t know Mum well enough to understand that the one thing she’ll never go for is the lesser evil. So instead she took her greater evil back home and raised me and loved me and protected me with all her might.”

Just. The delicious, delicious parallel of Gwen who refused to kill El for the greater good, and Ophelia who did kill Orion for the greater good.

#The Scholomance #The Scholomance spoilers #the golden enclaves #Ophelia turning out to be Dark Gwen was a high point of this book for me I loved it #and like. refusing to ever compromise for the greater good is not necessarily a good thing.#Liesel puts that point forward; that some compromising can lead to more good things #so I think the book raises the interesting point of; when is it okay to compromise? how much? where do you draw the line?#and with El is this super interesting point that; the more power you have; the less you can compromise #El is so ridiculously OP she can't step an inch out of line.#and in that sense Ophelia is also her dark future; what could happen if she started to compromise #what lies at the end of too much power and too much compromise.

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spacedlexi · 5 months

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idk what people expect when they comment "other ship better" on my art. like ok? youre blocked now and im laughing at you

#so stupid so goofy like...ok? bye #now u dont get to see my non ship stuff #like i dont care. byeeeee #especially when i think vi is such a strong love interest like do you want me to feel defensive? i dont need to be :) shes perfect :)#like no notes. good job team u made me eat crow on my 'theyll never be able to write a good LI for clem so they should stop trying'#best crow i ever ate tbh #actually when people comment that 'my ship better' stuff it makes me think Theyre being defensive like its silly and sad #like do you feel better now? small moment of power for you?#we all only have so much time on this earth and youre using it like this #i get these comments a few times a year and they always get the same reaction out of me. an eyeroll and a laugh. and a block #like bro we are all here to have fun. just move on. its ok you dont have to say anything rude i promise go pet an animal or something #it speaks

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sciderman · 6 months

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i relate to peter parker because i’ve had six crushes this year alone

damn son save some for the rest of us!!

#sci speaks #i think i've only ever had one crush in my life. wilding. i wish i fell in love easier. it feels wonderful.#oh the people with hyperactive hearts...#i wish i had felt this way at some point when i was younger. it kind of felt like my heart wasn't fully developed yet.#holds my heart in my hands. why were you such a late bloomer. why didn't you feel more things earlier on.#i'm kind of sad that i didn't have teenage crushes or anything. i feel like i missed out.#is it because nobody around me was appealing. or is it because i was too busy on my own planet.#i think i wasn't really close with a lot of people when i was younger. i kind of never came out of my shell.#so nobody got close enough to me for me to like them.#not that it's necessarily how it works. but it takes a lot for me to get there with somebody i think.#i think a lot of the relationships i've been in i'm still To This Day not even sure if i actually liked them back in that way.#squeezes my heart in my hand. why are you so fussy.#i wish i had more experiences under my belt. i really do. but also i don't want to be in situations that are uncomfortable either.#and i don't want to just be there for the sake of it.#lies on the floor and stares at the ceiling. i don't know what i want.#is love the answer?#i don't know. sometimes i want it more than anything. but it's such a ball-ache to get. sometimes you think you're better off without it.#i wish i knew what i wanted. i think i just want to be brave enough to find out.#why do i ramble so much in my tags. it's like tumblr is my therapist or something.#i'm feeling weird about myself lately. just kind of a little tired. i don't feel bad. but kind of perpetually low-energy.#like i never have the time to do things that make me happy. and when i do get the time i don't have the energy.#is this what it's like to live in this world. i need like. a year's break from work. i think.#i need like a year-long vacation. i need a gap year. i need a year to live life.#i wonder if it's financially viable. i think i'd eat through everything i have if i did that. but.#you can get money back. you can't get your time back.

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weidli · 2 months

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underrated line in nacht der kommissare is basti telling thorsten that the dead guy sold synthetic hard drugs and thorsten's just like. woah.

#baby i have bad news for you about your whole job #your honor i love him.#also when he goes sebastiaaan would i Ever lie to you 🥺. and basti's internally like okay do you want the list of lies you've told me #alphabetically or in order of severity #tatort stuttgart #no id

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dol-dee · 2 months

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Hm I would love to continue Dee's dol journey and play it more but I feel like I’m starting to run out of stuff

#atm I’m mostly thinking about it and not really playing it much anymore #i know there’s still a lot I haven’t done but I hadn’t expected that the content for the LIs would run out so quickly #now tbf I still have Kylar to explore but I’m just not that I to them so their whole.. thing (gestures vaguely) will happen when it happens #actually I’m being unfair I only mean Sydney when I say that #..and Avery #cause I know you can basically romance everyone without consequences but:#i wont ever romance Robin bc I’d like to uphold that personal moral for Dee #Kylar will happen when it happens but I unfortunately didn’t click with them as much as I had hoped #Eden didn’t do much for me < also unfortunately and unexpectedly #im kinda working on Alex but imma be honest the whole farm/wren thing is really tedious #although I’m slowly working on it #and then Whitney…. I’m tempted but also my petty ass doesn’t want to let them win #plus i feel like it would be somewhat ooc for Dee #yeh she doesn’t hate him as much anymore bc there’s bigger fish to deal with now but he hasn’t really changed his behavior at all #again I would be on Whitney if I could retaliate and not let myself be dragged around like a chew toy #dol rambles #ah i forgor the woods and the hawk. so I’ve tried the wolves in one run it was okay but the ongoing 10+ wolf sex encounters tire me out #<not like that

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