#dndads teens

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Sleep deprivation is one hell of a drug

[scarriestmarlowe]

THE SMARTPHONE HOUR!!!

im so obsessed with these idiots. little details under the cut!

taylor's wearing a garfield themed hoodie, scarri and erica have swapped scrunchies, erica has a twilight sparkle themed sweater (barely) and margheritas bandanna is supposed to look a little like a pepperoni :)

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

I've seen a lot of ppl draw scary with blue eyes. Which always looks good, don't get me wrong, but can you IMAGINE how funny it would be for scary marlowe (gothpunk seeker of darkness) to have the biggest, kindest brown eyes you've ever seen? To the point that it's hard to take her seriously cause she just looks like a sweet baby cow all the time.

Scary, episode 1: "-so you just keep calling me scary. CAUSE I AM!" *stares at terry jr really intensely*

What Terry jr sees:

[zillylilguyz]

can you draw platonic gothcleats?

Imm so so sorry for taking so long! But here the besties of all timmee

Linc is listening to Scary rant about random bs💥

(REQUESTS R STILL OPEN 💥💥💥💥‼️🔥🗣️)

[jellojellojello]

So there’s a new meme format going on right? (Inspo)

[kaiynite]

I'm not a gothcleats shipper but shout out to u guys for getting some real content this ep

[thecoddaughter]

Everytime I hear them refer to each other as husband and wife is too much. I almost broke out laughing in public!

[herooak]

how the teens celebrate father's day

taylor: taylor gets cassandra something she's had her eye on but not put the effort into buying yet. she doesn't expect anything from taylor on father's day and expects him to feel a bit put out that his dad isn't there, but taylor takes it in his stride and celebrates his mom because she's been both his mom and dad for as long as he can remember.

link: for grant, he buys something extra special that him and marco have put loads of thought into, something grant will really like. Maybe prints from his favourite movies, or a vintage chelsea football shirt. for marco, grant forgets until the last second and link has to remind him they need to buy something and it usually ends up being a box of chocolates and then grant and link cook marco an extra special meal to make up for it. link makes handmade cards for both of them.

normal: homemade everything! the more glitter the better, usually he works his way through at least one pot of glue. his gifts are always "it's the thought that counts", especially compared to hero's but you can tell he's put his whole heart into making them. he always makes something for lark as well so he doesn't feel left out.

scary: she refuses to admit that terry's her dad and she's not getting him anything on purpose, but maybe she'll wash up after dinner so he doesn't have to, and make him an extra cup of coffee during the day, and to terry, that means everything.

[macksartblock]

weird timing but s1 dads and their bastard fathers (and frank)

[koszmarnybudyn]

Its gross, its very gross.

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

Sleepover

[secondstar-acorn]

Can you imagine what the average Teen High student probably thinks of Scary?

First, this girl and her band release an (admittedly banger) song fucking ripping into school darling Holly Smith, that girl who got crushed by a vending machine. And she makes FUN of her death in the song???? AND calls the song “Dead and Gone”????? It’s so Not Okay?????

Then, a few months later, other school darling Erica Drippins reveals on her true crime podcast that Scary Marlowe straight-up murdered the principal???

And THEN, you hear that that weird mascot kid’s house caught on fire and, oh yeah, Scary fucking Marlowe was seen at the crime??? And barely two hours later she’s posing with the creepy eldritch mayor she yelled at weeks ago, getting paid a shit ton of money for an “ice cream fundraiser” that the school definitely isn’t running????

It goes quiet for a bit, UNTIL Scary Marlowe gets sponsored by RED BULL for….doing the ice bucket challenge and a backflip. While acting really, REALLY weird. Oh, and she mentions that the weird mascot kid is her husband??? It’s unclear if she’s joking

Oh yeah and then she fUCKING GOES TO SPACE WITH WEIRD MASCOT KID AND GUMTOUCHER PISSFOOT AND JOKER KID AND the incredibly cool and popular anime teen!!!!!

So at this point, she’s definitely killed at least one person, maybe two, possibly committed arson, gone to space, and entered a polyamorous marriage with the weirdest amalgamation of people in school.

It dies down for a bit. UNTIL. She and her husbands (?) and a bunch of adults show up at the career fair and the FBI AND THE MAYOR COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK THEM???? And then the Family Guy cast is there??? And a giant dog flies in and starts wailing on people??? And the dog. The dog bites off the Mayor’s arm, and some random old guy fucking PUNCHES HER HEAD OFF OF HER BODY. And then they all fly out on the dog!!!!!

And that’s the last time anyone sees Scary for an unspecified amount of time, so. Scary is a polyamorous murderer/arsonist/astronaut wanted by the FBI???

I mean the gossip at Teen High must be off the charts

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

Me, describing the best group dynamics in fiction:

"-And they all had BLACK HAIR"

[alien-bluez]

season 1 kiddos!

close ups under the cut!

[dailydndadsdoodles]

thought this fit him lol

[mj-thrush-gxn]

Normal doesn’t get mad. He gets even.