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Prompt 334
So. Danny has discovered he might erm, might be technically a necromancer. At least as far as magic is concerned. Like even if itās just via resurrecting himself the magic side of things (god, heās more scientist- sided dangit) count it as such.Ā
Which means that half the time someone tries to summon a necromancing-esque being, heās the one who gets tugged if heās even a centimeter within range. It was annoying enough in high school, itās no less annoying in this world theyāve all moved to.Ā
On the bright side, thanks to also being half dead himself, the summonings and other rituals canāt actually drag him somewhere. It just causes him to feel like someone was crushing a lung or two, which honestly nothing new. (Gosh were those days of vigilante work really that violent? Huh, guess they were)
What he wasnāt expecting was for a tiny child, a living child, to track him down despite him not existing legally or anything similar in this world, to revive their previous local child vigilante. Which like, hey, first of all, he has a few questions? Just a couple and yeah sure, heāll shake on it- can he have your name first there kidā¦?Ā
Tim, on the other hand, is getting a little concerned when he realizes a lot of the questions the probable-fae keeps asking are in line with the stuff CPS asks. (Unknown to him, that is exactly where Danny is getting several of his questions about this scrawny vigilante kid. Erm. He might have to take the kid, for like, his own safety- hey Frostbite he needs your help he has some questions-)Ā
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#Tim: Iām not getting adopted#Danny already setting up another room in his Lair connected to an apartment door:#Danny to Jordan & Ellie & Jazz: You might be aunts/uncle soon a tiny vigilante child tracked me down#Danny: Tucker I need assistance in the digital sense not the reality bending sense BUT-#āSam I need your entire list of foods & humanely dispatched meat products I might be acquiring a child soonā#Tim (later): In avoiding getting adopted by my associate Batman I may have gotten adopted by a necromancing space fae#Danny is not ghost king#Itās not said outright but it can be Eternal Trio#The three of them are vibing in this other world after graduating college#And decided where they want to go next
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"Shadow the hedgehog is a G.U.N. Agent because he supports the government" āāā "Shadow the hedgehog is a G.U.N. Agent because he is still recovering from the sudden death of his best friend and his major screw up aboard the ARK that almost left billions dead and is struggling to find direction and to trust his own judgement to do the right thing to protect the Earth and therefore places his faith in an institution that is much bigger than him and thinks they know better than he does" ā
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#shadow the hedgehog#team dark#sonic the hedgehog#I know sxs generations say he's never been a gun agent but sega can't be rid of sth06 no matter how hard they try#I just think Shadow burying his trauma under his position at GUN as a bandaid solution is very interesting ok#it would take him AGES for him to trust his own judgement enough to break away as well#Rouge is an agent cause she made a deal with GUN to work for them to avoid prison time. probably for stealing something extremely expensive#Omega works for GUN primarily because they assist him in destroying badniks and don't get in his way#I'll expand on Athena in a different post but I'll say her reasons for working for GUN are similar to Shadow's#I've seen similar hcs floating around so this isn't groundbreaking or anything. This is just my take on the situation#and it's gonna be reflected in my artwork#solar.txt#sonic hcs
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Say 'opt' five times in a row. It makes your mouth bounce with horse hooves.
#this is a normal observation post#human noises are just interesting#opt opt opt opt opt#you have opted in to read the tags#please note that further progression may result in brain rot#other symptoms may include confusion#hysteria#a tingling sensation in the lips#or even a mild sense of accomplishment#if you experience one or more of these side effects please contact your local deity#this blog does not cover divine intervention coverage unless you are level 20#if all waivers have been signed please continue at your own risk#are you ready to begin now?#have you buckled your shoes and tied down your teeth?#and lastly have you cried the optimal amount of tears beforehand to avoid any potential leaking?#very well we may begin#all of this is to say i was just horsing around#get it?#horse hooves?#horsing around?#what a journey this was#thank you for your assistance#you may go now
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A bunch of accessibility features added to Alan Wake 2 in an upcoming update (yesss).
(Spoilers!!! below for an upcoming addition to the game for Deluxe Edition! - avoid if you want to be surprised)

Also, Alanās outfit from the first game is coming for deluxe editions only! (Source: Remedy Entertainment - The Lake House 10/16/24)
#alan wake 2#aaaaaaaa#the article (u have to find the exact one from that link) has info on the lake house dlc#so be warned if youāre avoiding spoilers!#but thank god for this update Iāve wanted more assist options from the start#and THE OUTFIT#extra thanks to the sudden stop on twitter bc I would never have seen this press release info without seeing a tweet about it
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So I realize Iāve totally been dead on this account for months, which has boring life reasons. Instead of all that you can take this tho sorry gang
#actual reasons: I wanted to log out until I caught up to s2 to avoid spoilers#and then life got hectic#and then I hyper fixated on homestuck#and Iām trying to graduate and work and get financial assistance#which is to say IM SORRY#!!#for the record the Glenn song is written but I havenāt recorded it at all my b#my B guys#I still love Glenn close#and this blog meant sm to me#Iāll come back#birds gotta spread her wings tho#and finish the damn podcast soon AUGG#I really have to I was close to the end#Iāll draw something actually good in apology#anywyas for yall who donāt know me or care this doesnāt matter just like hi#lol#dndads#dungeons and daddies#my art#shitpost#update
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Do you ship any of the turtles with anyone? or do you ship anything in rise at all?
(This ended up being a lot longer an answer than I intended hoo boy sorry about that)
Hmmm, Iām not too big a shipper tbh! Especially since I really enjoy canon interactions backing my ships, so itās hard for me to actively like any that donāt really have that going for them. Thereās plenty that I see around that I think are cute, but thatās usually the extent of my thought process for them.
For ships I more actively have, I guess I like AprilxSunita! Theyāre very very cute and I think they have some huge meet cute energy in their first episode together, and their chemistry is genuinely adorable (plus them being featured means more April screentime which is ALWAYS a good thing.)
I also think AprilxCasey (and when I say Casey I mean our OG girl) is really good, as Iām a sucker for enemies to lovers, and I think they have a lot in common and just bounce off each other very well (not to mention this ship in other iterations of TMNT has a loooooot going for it.)
Keeping the chain going, I think RaphxCasey (again, OG Casey) is also one with a tonnnnn of potential. They have a lot of common characteristics, and considering Raphās whole thing with Franken-Foot, I really think thereās a lot of room there for a relationship to develop. Plus, like AprilxCasey, Raph and Casey tend to have a close relationship throughout the iterations of TMNT and it would be great to see that more with these two, even if not romantically.
Actually going back to enemies to lovers, I unironically think thereās a ton going for DonniexKendra. I know a lot of people hate this ship, but I donāt and I actually think it could very easily work whether in a love-hate way or a slow burn way. Thereās a lot to like here and honestly theyāre good together! Kendra is legit Donnieās type too haha (cute, but mean.)
Lastly, SplinterxDraxum is goodā¦when done right. I really like when people take it and donāt undermine the very real trauma that Splinter has gone through. As Iāve stated a lot, I love me some enemies to lovers, so I can see the potential here. Plus lbr Draxum was down BAD for Lou Jitsu when he first saw him haha.
I think thatās the extent to what I actively like? Everything else usually falls into āaw cuteā or āehhh not for me thanksā. And before you ask YES leosagi is cute and Iāll read fics with it if the premise is appealing, but Iām afraid I need some canon interactions to establish base character dynamics before I actively ship it alas.š Super cute though, no hate to it or any of the other CanonxCharacter-theyāve-never-met ships, I genuinely think people should just have fun! And for what itās worth I really do wish we got a Usagi and Leo interaction in Rise like we have in other iterations.:(
So yeah. Overall, I have a few ships I enjoy, but I fall much more in the āprefer to keep everyone to themselves and make the focus family and friendshipā category.
#non au ask#can you tell Iām an enemies to lovers person yet š#I had a dream once that the Fox yokai working for big mama was a teenage employee and he and Leo had a cute thing going on does that count#(the bellhop guy we see often with Big Mama)#that dream had like all of big mamaās employees basically be her adopted children#including frida#(Big Mamaās assistant)#AND Gus#(the guard dog)#so like she was literally big MAMA lol#pretty interesting story tbh too bad it ended when I woke up and I forgot a good 70% of it#lol this is also enemies to lovers I just realized-#but yeah overall Iām mostly a friendship or family platonic dynamics person#pfft of the ones I listed only AprilxSunita was not enemies to lovers wait š#nah but like Iām not really a big shipper tbh#I tend to fast forward through romance plots in shows that donāt focus on romance#and I tend to avoid romance genres in general most of the time#no hate at allll itās just not typically for me yāknow?#I was reallyyyyy scared to post this because people can get MEAN about ships š
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Hello! Quick activity update: I am starting a new job on Monday that is going to be 8-5 Monday through Wednesday, as well as taking 1 summer class, so activity is expected to drop down a little bit :-)
#( out of character. )#( activity warning. )#( i got hired as a dental assistant at the office of my dreams sooo š„°#( excited. nervous. but excited#( im making more than i ever have at this new place#( also. summer math class. booo!!!#( its in my pinned but i wanted to let everyone know on the dash too.#( im also moving lol. lots happening#( i also feel like i need to slow down a little to avoid burning out but i want to write with everyone sooo bad... you dont even know....#( i love my mutuals
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Sometimes I think about Dominik Koudelka's assistant who takes Minkowski's call in Ep43 Persuasion...
In the moment, dismissing the voice on the other end of the phone feels like the right thing to do. She can't just put any random person who calls through to Mr. Koudelka immediately; if she did, there would be no point in him having an assistant at all. And when that random caller is claiming to be Mr. Koudelka's dead wife, of course it would be wrong to subject him to that. (Cont. below cut)
She's seen Mr. Koudelka in the denial stage of grief, if only from a professional distance. She knows that the only time he took off after he heard the news was the day of his wife's funeral. She knows he started working days so long it was a wonder he got any sleep at all. She's heard rumours that he tried to insist that The Times' coverage of the shuttle crash ought to use the word 'allegedly' more. Apparently he ignored every sensitively-worded inquiry about whether he wanted to have any input on his wife's obituary.
Mr. Koudelka certainly doesn't need some cruel joke reopening emotional wounds. It's better not to mention it to him. His assistant knows that she did the right thing.Ā
Or at least, she thinks she did. But she still can't stop thinking about that voice on the other end of phone, its desperation, its sense of urgency, its bizarre impossible claim.
So maybe she finds herself looking up RenƩe Minkowski, just to set her mind at ease. And there's surprisingly little information out there, but she eventually finds a clip of an interview from just before the launch of the Hephaestus mission. And that's when her stomach drops. She recognises the voice in the video. It's the same voice as the one she heard on the end of the phone. She's sure it's the same voice.
And what is she supposed to do then? Go to her boss and tell him that his wife is alive? Tell him that she lost him potentially his one chance to talk to his presumed dead wife? Admit that she didn't tell him about that call straight away? She's got no proof, just her memory. What if she's wrong about it being the same voice? Maybe it was a good impersonator, or a technological trick, or the power of suggestion. Is telling him the truth worth risking her job for? Is it worth risking giving false hope to a widower who has only just begun to move on? What if he doesn't believe her? What if he does?
#Wolf 359#w359#Dominik Koudelka#RenƩe Minkowski#Renee Minkowski#Personally I imagine that Koudelka's assistant didn't ever tell him about that call#because how can you tell someone something like that?#but if she did#there is some very interesting potential in terms of how he might react to that#which I'm sure other people have explored probably#In terms of thinking about Koudelka not taking time off#after hearing that his wife was dead#Minkowski is the kind of person who works super hard to avoid her feelings#so I think Koudelka would be similar#Thinking about when Gabriel Urbina said that before she left. Minkowski made Koudelka promise#that he would only worry about her for 10 minutes a day#and that he would be busy doing stuff the rest of the time#What can he do with that promise once he thinks she's dead?#I'm wildly inconsistent with how much I care about Minkowski and Koudelka's marriage#When I think about it in relation to the Hephaestus crew found family and their return to Earth#I'm like 'get in line Dominik. RenƩe's got new priorities now.#Deal with it or go away.'#But when I think about how Dominik Koudelka is someone who loved (and was loved by) RenƩe Minkowski#and didn't want her to go to space for two years but let her go#because it was her dream and anyway he couldn't stop her if he tried#and then he thought she'd died out there#and Minkowski tried to speak to him from 8 lightyears away but her words never reached him...#then I'm like 'oh actually I can care about this unvoiced character'#wolf 359 spoilers#w359 spoilers
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The assistant to the villain book reminds me a bit to the princess bride? They're awesome romcoms. They don't take themselves very seriously. They have similar 'medieval but not actually historic' vibes. I can perfectly imagine a grandpa narrating both.
#assistant to the villain#Lau rambles#What do you mean the villain has INTERNS that he terrorizes and his love interest gives him cupcakes to avoid murders#I'm loving this book so much
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feeling old is kinda inevitable in a culture obsessed with youth especially for women but just thinking bout the numbers. i only have memories of the past ~15 years of my life bc i dont remember much prior to 11 years old. i essentially didnt start enjoying or even tolerating life until ~21 years old due to years and years of mental illness. i only graduated school at 24. why am i panicking at 26, am i stupid

#this is my fault for clubbing with a bunch of 20-21 y/o they had me feeling like i should look into my future assisted living home#myth: life is better when youre 18!#truth: at 18 you were avoiding being put into psychiatric care š
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āDonāt.ā
She slaps his outstretched hand away and moves to lift herself up. His face ā mask ā whatever expression doesnāt change but he makes an amused noise and tilts his head back, lifting it up to meet Tabiās eyes as she gets back up.
āYou told me he was dead,ā she spits.
āEvbo?ā He says as if he really needs to clarify. āI said I met him a bit ago.ā
āYou said he was dead!ā She repeats, raising her voice.
Clown shrugs. āI asked how youād feel if he was,ā he replies calmly, āAnd you didnāt answer me properly, might I add.ā
āI said you would've done what you had to do and you ā! Youā¦ā She trails off, taking a breath and averts her focus to the space behind Clown. ā... he was here.ā
āFor the eternal trident like us, I presume? Was it you or that Trident the one that got him earlier?ā
She huffs. āThat was me.ā
āHe must be reporting to the other Diamond Swords by now then and likely planning to make a move for either the Bow Civilization or ours and āā
āHow are you so sure heās alive?ā
He laughs very lightly. āSame way you do, of course.ā
A beat passes, a moment where everything unsaid settles in.
The āyou said he was deadā instead of āyou killed himā.
The āthat was meā, the āhow are you so sure heās aliveā instead of āi killed himā, āhow are you so sure I didnāt kill himā. Kill, kill, kill. Dead, not killed.
Sheās relieved he isnāt dead, she was, she shouldnāt be, and there are more pressing issues afoot.
āCome now.ā Clown moves along. So easily. Unfazed by the fighting ā or, maybe he isnāt but he seems so, Tabiās never sure with Clown but she seems so. āYou're probably low on attacks after that fight, arenāt you? Letās recuperate and prepare for our next move.ā
āRight,ā she grunts, following his side. āRight.ā
#in my head clown assists tabi with the prinzezam fight and they kill his ass#so this is right after that#something something about the unsaid#how tabi doesnt really answer clowns question and tells him how she feels - avoids it & changes subject to their goal#i think clown asks questions he knows hes not really gonna get actual answers from with tabi w/ like 'how do u feel' questions#but he asks them anyway because the way tabi avoids actually answering is just as if not far more interesting to him#and also the way tabi confronts clown knowing how clowns gonna be#all shrugs and i didnt say THATTT as if he didnt totally imply it#but she does it anyway!!! smth smth a sort of controlled emotionally driven action yaknow#am i making sense . is this making sense. these guys are like bugs to me#yawn.write#pvp civilzation
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I've been playing a lot of stardew valley and now I REALLY want to draw Blue Lock x Stardew Valley
(I have so many ideas to draw fjekkfjf check tags)
#isagi would 100% be the farmer#Rin and Sae would be like Haley and Emily but Sae absolutely ignores the existence of Rin and Rin hates him over the years#BACHIRA WOULD BE LIKE SAM he'd check to see who moved to Stardew and immediately cling to Isagi because he had no one else to hang out with#Shidow would be Linus. That man is homeless#Nagi would be Sebastian but instead he spends all of year 1 locked in his basement so you cant befriend him#Instead of Joja Mart you'd have Mikage Co#if you buy the membership Reo builds a mansion for himself where the community house is and he moves to Blue Lock Hills#yeah its Blue Lock Hills now not Pelican town#If you get Reo to move in he befriends Nagi and he comes out of his house in year 1 and you can FINALLY befriend him#Later in the Mikage route Reo builds a new community house immediately after he moves in anyway#and even if you dont buy a membership nagi buys one in year 2 and he destroys the comm house#you essentially just start the route later LOL you cant avoid Reo#Kunigami is Alex but he becomes all emo once he fails the university soccer tournament in year 2#Chigiri is the princess who lives where Elliot is and everyone is suspicious hes a mermaid or siren#JFOEKFJ I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS#oh also the mayor is Ego OBVIOUSLY and Anhri is his poor underpaid assistant#blue lock#stardew valley
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Day 1: Introduction
"O'nehgi Tia, is it?"
he laughs. "ah, no, no. just Negi, please. and - Selene, too, if you wouldn't mind. she doesn't take well to being ignored..."
#miqomarch#miqomarch 2024#ffxiv#ffxiv miqo'te#final fantasy 14#HIIII it's my first time doing any of this I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING FUN!!!!!#umm negi is. my main he has many problems and i love him.#he is not the wol but he is the wol's assistant i guess you could call him. because what would the wol do without a good healer huh??#nothing. thats what.#he wouldn't exactly Mind being called O'nehgi most of the time if it wasn't for the fact that like. the letter h is very much a *hiss*#that most non-miqo'te cannot do considering they don't have like. the right throat to make.#so usually he'll get real familiar with everyone very fast just to avoid having to hear it get mangled forever lol#if he doen't ask you to drop the letter very early though. watch out. that means he does Not like you.#m: o'nehgi
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Me: maybe today is the day I will help a patient take a shower and I won't get sprayed with water!
The universe:
Me:

#my job#image#gif#occupational therapy#i actually mostly enjoy shower assist#i learn a lot about how the patient moves#i can do a quick skin check#i can do bathroom safety education#and the patient is usually really happy to get clean after being in the hospital#but most days i feel like a ninja trying to avoid the shower spray while still helping my patient and keeping them safe#a really shitty ninja who gets hit a lot
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I named my spidersona "Sunny Brown" while thinking about eggs and hashbrowns. I wanted something that felt nostalgic and bright like morning light.
Then two seconds after I wrote it down I was like "Wait Hobie's last name is Brown. Damn."
Nobody has asked yet which is a surprise but yeah no, Sunny has absolutely zero relation whatsoever with Hobie. Not family and not an alternate universe parallel. Just a common last name lmao.
#i saw someone with a spiderman who had a sp//der esque robot assistant named āSunnyā#and i was like oooh thats going into Sunny's existential dread mind vault! :D#they avoid Hobie because of their shared last name#but mostly because he's british#sunny brown#brown-spider#spidersona#hobie brown#spider speaks
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Colleague: i didn't get the newsletter last week. Why is that?
Me: unfortunately, i don't know. Please contact [name] or [name] on that matter. They can certainly help you. :)
Him: i honestly don't want to do that. You contact them for me!
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#outrageous#i get upset with him often but this one took the cake#i'm not your personal assistant#fucking hell deal with your own problems alone#i told you who to contact#do you think *I* want to contact them??!#it's not even my problem or has anything to do with me#what kind of logic is he even following#'ah i don't want to do that so you message them and tell them about my problem and then tell me what they tell you?!'#are you for real#i'm killing you if i ever meet you in person!#(he works 100% remote but we'll met at a congress sooner or later so. my time will come.)#void screams#anyway i did contact them and apparently the issue is solved#i did not report that back to him#he can ask me for updates and maybe he'll realize how fucking stupid this is (but he won't)#(next time I'll probably tell him to do it himself. i'm tired of people trying to avoid any kind of conflict and telling me to just swallow#and do it so he doesn't get upset.)
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