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Say 'opt' five times in a row. It makes your mouth bounce with horse hooves.
#this is a normal observation post#human noises are just interesting#opt opt opt opt opt#you have opted in to read the tags#please note that further progression may result in brain rot#other symptoms may include confusion#hysteria#a tingling sensation in the lips#or even a mild sense of accomplishment#if you experience one or more of these side effects please contact your local deity#this blog does not cover divine intervention coverage unless you are level 20#if all waivers have been signed please continue at your own risk#are you ready to begin now?#have you buckled your shoes and tied down your teeth?#and lastly have you cried the optimal amount of tears beforehand to avoid any potential leaking?#very well we may begin#all of this is to say i was just horsing around#get it?#horse hooves?#horsing around?#what a journey this was#thank you for your assistance#you may go now
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velzie’s fondness for repetition is truly nauseating.
listen characters can only mention repetition so many times before ive gotta do a lagtrain about it. obgh girl you have so many issues.
(there are two increasingly eyestrainy alts under the cut. bright colours are below!!!!)
#corru.observer#corru.observer fanart#corru observer#akizet#eyestrain#bright colors#cw eyestrain#basil paints#maybe one day ill post art at normal human times.#not today tho.
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spent lots of time on the train today
#my art#sketchbook#observational art#traditional art#artists on tumblr#no clu what to tag this… normally never post sketchbook stuff#but i need to get back on my observational grindset. this is the way
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delivering controversial takes to the "the gang plays minecraft" discussion
#soda offers you a can#sage edited in post bc this thing doesn't have her for some reason?#addressing some hotter opinions ->#sonic does not speedrun. he would not enjoy the tedious task of resetting worlds to have a chance at performing the same actions over again#he does play but does not take it very seriously and dies a lot. he's there if he's wanted present and that's as much as he'll do#he doesn't dislike the game it's just not that interesting to him#shadow doesn't really get the appeal. that's all.#same with sonic in that he'll do it if the right people ask him to but he'll have less fun than sonic bc sonic knows how to play#general enjoyer tier has nuance within it. amy would go really hard on some aspects but doesn't get to the niche things#like redstone machinery and mob farms etc#silver likes the escapism of building little houses. sometimes he starts a world and lives through minecraft unfiction though#which kills the vibe and he won't touch the game for extended periods of time#elise and cream are the most casual in that the game's fun and they get into it but it's just cozy to them#maria would play minecraft if she was around for it and not dead. she'd be so normal about minecraft she'd be so normal about the end poem#minecraft could fix her but alas she's fucking dead#does not play minecraft crowd has feelings ranging from hatred of the game to it not being their thing#i'll leave it up to the observer to decide where each opinion lies#with the addition of some being physically unable to play minecraft. but you know
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This pic, obviously
#literally the first thing i saw when i woke up and i just. had to quietly contemplate for many many minutes#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#hatc magazine#boy ep#kh4f post#like#head truly truly empty#you'd think it would be filled with many thoughts. observations. hopes. dreams. commentary.#but no.#absolutely no thoughts.#never been a thought in my head actually.#but Crystal what about that thing you just said to so and so about-- 🤫🤫🤫#no. thoughts.#having such a normal time here#for normal reasons
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tumblr can have our corrucats. since i like how telyu came out here :]
#🩵#corru.observer#corru observer#art#the other obesk&cat here is. me. NOT to be confused with mokka!#i wouldn't normally post self insert art on main but i like how telyu looks in both of these#and don't really feel like cropping myself out#enjoy o7#i loved playing with shapes for telyu. why is she so snout (/silly)
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Birds of Prey (1999) #43, July 2002 [Dixon]; Robin (1993) #126, July 2004 [Willingham].

Robin (1993) #88, May 2001 [Dixon].


Robin (1993) #106, November 2002 [Lewis].


Batman: Gotham Knights #37 & 38, March & April 2003 [Beatty].

Robin (1993) #131, December 2004 [Willingham].
Several panels about talent and suitability, presented without further comment except to say: Batman I'm gnawing on your drywall.
#that 'he was born for this work' was my villain origin story btw#there is so much callousness and hypocrisy in that compliment#blah blah blah insert relevant observation here about being a judge of talent and dc meta about the characters in question#stephanie brown#batfam meta#black canary#batman#dc comics#what happened to not endangering children and wanting them to be able to live a normal life?#and the kid who had to work extra hard to make up for some 'natural abilities' that he lacked was now 'born for this'???#*that post that says when bruce pictures the perfect robin he 1st pictures dick as a kid and 2nd he pictures tim's perfect soldier robin*#early 2000s batman was deep in the 'no child vigilantes unless they'll be my little soldier' trenches for real#dc meta#steph#tim#bruce
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imagine cuddling up with your f/o in bed during a thunderstorm… arms curled around each other, legs intertwined, head resting against chest while it rumbles and pours outside. getting to listen to the sound of their deep, calm breathing with the patter of rain against the window, seeing their features whenever the room is lit up by the flash of lightning… maybe their arms tighten around you whenever there’s a clap of thunder, maybe they make some sort of sound or they snuggle closer to you… just imagine being all warm and cozy with them during a storm, safe and comfy in their embrace <3
#the only imagines i ever post are Cuddling centered i am so sorry it is the only thing on my mind Ever#if i was sandwiched between my boys i think i would be happier </3#i love thunderstorms especially during the summer because (most of the time) the clouds look really cool#i really like watching them whenever it’s like that but sometimes it’s just grey clouds and those aren’t as fun to observe#and they make me sleepy…#hence. *gestures at post*#i have other thoughts on having stormy days with f/os…#i get mushy over silly stuff like imagining putting together puzzles with them agsjdh i am. so normal >_<#anyway hiii#selfship#self ship#self shipping#selfshipping#f/o imagines#imagine your f/o#self ship community#self shipping community#romantic f/o#quartzshipping#honeyshipping
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cp77 bsky is starting to feel like twitter in the sense that most of what i see there in this vp space is Sexy Lady pose Sexy Lady lingerie Sexy Lady tasteful nude Sexy Lady Sexy Lady Sexy Lady and while that's great and totally fine it does make me think uuh why am i, someone who does not post Sexy Lady, still posting there on the Post Sexy Lady site
#like let me emphasis this isn't anything bad its just an honest observation#posting there knowing my stuff is going Nowhere#i mean its a chill space i do like it and i'm not goin anywhere its my only connection to the larger fandom kek#but there is a reason why i'm only really active Here#i simply do not feel at Home there you know#i feel like i have to pretend to be normal and not a freak LKFDAJLFKSALD
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Im truly not that much of a shipper when it comes to utdr but some ships like kerdly has a special place in my heart
#i dont mind and would love to read any other intrepertations of them aside from lovers#but it doesnt really cancel the fact that i love and would prefer them as lovers.#also lmfao fanarts are affecting how i draw the characters already. the red line on kris's hair is a big example of it#some of them are extremly cool#love all the susies btw#bowser-isk susie long and snickery susie the normal looking ones the cute ones#mine is between bowser and normal susie#hopefully#since i do try to make it look even if a little bowser-like#noelle designs are ESPECIALLY charming to me#i remember seeing someones recolored noelle and it was so cute#very cute#it reminded me of some fairytale books artstyle i had as a kid#lmfao i can go and on about this#oh also from what ive been observing so far lots of people who has some kind of history with homestuck makes berdlys gladses square#instead of circle which is his actual glass shape#man... makes you wonder why that is *wink wink*#LMFAO the post to tag ratio is genuinely silly#sorry#also by normal susie i meant more humonoid
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i ate a cupcake recently without first spending five minutes talking about how logistically stressful it is to eat a cupcake, so. i am capable of growth
#i just don't understand how you're supposed to do it without making a mess#why would someone design a food that seems like it is specifically impossible not to get smeared somewhere?#like just design it differently idk??? but everyone else seems to be fine with it so i guess it was a fine decision and i'm the problem#this time i didn't want to say anything about cupcakes being stressful to eat because i was being given a cupcake by the person#who had made the cupcakes and also it was her birthday. so. would have been kind of a dick move.#instead i just unwrapped the cupcake very slowly to give me time to observe how other people were eating theirs#and then i decided i didn't like their methods and did something else#this makes it sound like i've never seen someone eat a cupcake before or eaten one myself but i have many times#i just have never liked it. and i keep holding out hope that someday i'll see someone do it in a way that makes sense#i want someone to crack the code so i can just eat cupcakes. i don't think they're very interesting but it would behoove me socially#to be normal about cupcakes. since everyone else seems so into them for some reason#food#my posts#that said i do know the wrongest way to eat a cupcake and that's the way my younger sister does it (or used to do it)#which entails eating the entire wrapper as well as the cupcake#so in my quest for an acceptable way to eat a cupcake i have at least ruled out several including that one
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Monty has him hang around him... lets Dobes call him Sammy... peace and love on planet earth
#montreal canadiens#sam montembeault#jakub dobeš#goalies#new boy!!!!! we love you new boy!!!!#monty looking at this kid and being like :/ someone needs to socialize this thing. sit next 2 me and u can do the talking#idt ive heard of anyone else calling him sammy lmao goalie privileges........#for you i will chat in english <- monty bestowing a kindness he always has the capacity 2 use but i get the cibe he normally just#Quietly Observes :)#wouldve loved to post this as an actual video but i dont understand twitter. just click the link lol
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The vindication of saying shit as fact with far more confidence than your 0 minutes of research have earned you and then checking Wikipedia and finding you were completely right
#i was looking at the page for post rock#and I've been saying for ages that they don't tend to use vocals the same way as normal bands#bc they use them more as another instrument than as a separate thing#just as like. my own observation from listening to some songs#and there's a whole paragraph on the wiki page about exactly that#postposting
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Truly i now understand the term comfort streamer
#owo post#skizzleman.......#cant be stressed when youre watching a video of a middle aged american man messing with his friends in minecraft#hes so silly. hes determined to make every base of his make people think. he loves making things difficult to get into.#he makes stupid noises. he keeps referencing movies that only like 1% ive heard of. he has a podcast with his best friend.#he said at the beginning of his hc journey that he doesnt tend to take things too seriously and man he was right.#he has the worst luck out of anyone on the server. he has no observational skills whatsoever. he cant build giraffes or other fancy builds.#he keeps everything given to him‚ even if it was a prank. his ender chest and inventory are a mess. he has like five dogs.#one of his dogs is named kevin bubbles malone refrigerator jimmy madeye dugan. he gives his friends silly nicknames.#i am NOT maintagging my admiration for this stupid guy.#sorry had a weak moment im normal again (lying)#...imp and skizz podcast.....#truly no other podcast is like it#aight shutting up now
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I feel like the tide has changed online in the last couple of years, probably more since the release of traditionis custodes, where I see more people anticipating a ‘trad’ reaction to something and complaining about that invented reaction than I do actual trads complaining about the thing.
like the pope or a bishop will say something or a new thing will come out and everyone says ‘oh the trads are going to haaaaate this’ and go on inventing nonsense the trads will say about it.
and don’t get me wrong some trads do actually react badly, but they’re so minimal compared to the amount of people complaining about a completely made up trad reaction (the strawtrad, if you will). in comparison to the strawtrad, the real trads look a lot more grounded too.
maybe I’ve just really managed to cultivate my social media well, and the only times I interact with hardcore trads are in real life (where they’re far less likely to say chronically online things), but it’s just something funny in noticing.
#personal#catholic#included in this are the 20 posts a day saying ‘dae hate taylor marshall’#also I’d like to think I’m at a particular vantage point to observe this#I work as the parish secretary to my diocese’s tlm community#I have all these trads as Facebook friends etc#and in the past the parish had a reputation#but in reality we’re one of the more welcoming communities in the diocese#I think the tlm communities have all mellowed#but idk I may be in a bubble of normal people#so please feel free to prove me wrong
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Idk how to describe it but I'm so glad we stop referring to other women, specially in an anecdote when she was being annoying/unpleasant in any way, as "bitch" and instead simply use "girl". Such as "girl, what are you talking about". Like, she was disrespectful but we don't use foul language while referring to a complete stranger.
#if i posted this thought on twitter i believe i would've been cooked to death#this is probably a non-issue but as someone who's being on the English speaking side of the internet for a while#i believe this is a good change. it always felt really odd while reading tweets#(though you could make a point this is aave(? though I'm not sure. im not usamerican im from a spanish speaking country#and im not that well verxed in that area. im a linguist)#this was just an observation made by someone interested in linguistics#social media#feminism#(?#language#gender#or maybe this is a normal way of talking to strangers and my ex christian background just makes me feel uncomfortable using “bad words”#either way i wanna know if other people see this shift
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