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weezeryuri · 4 months

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i wish it was possible to ask for help without having to sound pathetic. hey i’m 20 and disabled to the point of being bedbound, my mom left me to rot in depression and now i quite literally need to be nursed back to health and socialized like a dog.

like good evening followers from wisconsin which one of you wants to take on the burden of supporting a 20 year old neet. tempting offer isn’t it

#claws my face off

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zargnutz · 9 months

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same energy

#claws my face off

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starry-bi-sky · 25 days

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my martha knight au in a nutshell:

Danny/Martha: see up here?

Danny/Martha: *taps skull*

Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage

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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*

Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--

Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--

Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--

Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--

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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself

Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)

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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid

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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--

Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!

Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?

Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)

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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.

Danny/Martha: do you understand me

Falcone:... crystal, ma'am

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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*

Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*

Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--

(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)

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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.

Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.

Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]

#if martha could become the joker in one timeline if bruce died then she had to have SOMETHIGN going on up there mentally. im all for it #im a 'martha wayne may have been secretly batshit' truther. subscribing to bruciemilf's portrayal of the wayne parents #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #fem danny fenton #female danny fenton #martha knight au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpxdc au #dp x dc au #dp x dc #giving danny fenton psychological issues since 2022 folks #points at marthadanny: she's a hot mess with unprocessed trauma and psychological prblems. she's hanging on by a thread #LISTEN TO AFTER ALL BY CHRISTINE EBERSOLE THAT SUMS UP MARTHADANNY ENTIRELY #bruce your mom is even crazier than you. how is that possible. her trauma has trauma.#marthadanny: i dont wanna talk about my feelings OR my trauma i want to raise my son. go away #martha: who knew that being a child hero without any support would result in deeply rooted psychological issues and paranoia in spades #marthadanny: im fine (<- experienced liar. is not fine. please god someone restrain her before she claws someone's eyes out)#she has eyebags the size of the savanna and wields red lipstick like a weapon. she's going to rob a rich man blind. she has a baby to feed #what would a mother not do for her child? what heights would a mother not climb.#and you're shaken to your soul with an ache that you cant erase. like the tears you never cried but still keep scrubbing off your face.#there's a pain you cant imagine. the little talk that keeps you wide awake that somehow turns to bold determination that you wont ever make #the same mistake. so you've got to feed your little future and ensure her talent poise and charm might just grow up and save you after all #fun fact bruce and danny's birthdays are exactly one week apart. danny is Feb.12 and Bruce is Feb.19. take that as you will :)

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yangjeongin · 3 months

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STRAY KIDS | "ATE" TEASER IMAGES🦷

#stray kids #skz #bystay #createskz #staydaily #a9gifs #*edit #*ccarly #*ot8 #*carly:ot8 #ot8 #couldn't do these in age order the color balance made me want to claw my face off #so instead i took 15 minutes to figure out the layout.#some of those watermarks were just nawwwt coming off also so i worked with it #hyunjin cramping my style AGAIN why are his teasers always different #be normal!!!#these r soooo crazy tho....never been as obsessed w teasers as i am w these and the fluffy hat ones #photocards and posters are gonna slap this era i believe...#I HOPE!!!

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lemongogo · 5 months

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#waiting for livraz 2 show up^#elendira #trigun maximum #trigun #lg doodles #mo but im like . going 2 complain for five secodns #but i hate working full time i hate it ive awkays hated it i will always hate it and when im dead ill still be hating on it #NOOO ENERGYY(‘!!!for anything . ever .#like ive given up on hobbies bc it feels soo fcking impossible to do anyrhing that isnt cooking dinner and then passing out 4 the night #miserable existence i want to claw my face off #the oast two yrs have been manageable in the sense that i alws had smt to look forward to #hyperfix or whagever. but these past 6 months r grey.DESOLATE‼️‼️‼️devoid of purpose #elendira outstretched hand lets take ibuprofen together #but its lexapro #anyways . ^__^!!~~ hope uve had a good day today #or did smt fun this week #bHELPPPP #walking 2 my car rn actually .. inagine the virgin walk guy thats like this > 🚶#metbh #being let out of my hamster cage . only to return 2morrow

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kydnexploded · 1 month

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I.. uh.. can you draw Oswalda??

do you like her design??

YESSSSSS I LOVEEE HEERRRR RAAAHHHHH💖💖💖💝💖💝💝

probably gonna post some more doodles of her later :•b

#i love her with all my heart *crying and clawing my face off*#everytime i see her i go “mommy🥺? mommy😥? mommy😢?”#let me be excited and insane #for this woman #oswalda cobblepot #batman caped crusader #dcu #my art #askydn

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nicolethered · 8 months

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New to us Joel!!!

#pedro pascal #bella ramsey #I’m clawing my face off holy shit

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wildstar25 · 4 months

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[ The Kiss ]

#ffxiv #y'shtola x wol #wolshtola #y'shtola rhul #ffxiv WOL #Arsay Nun #miqo'te #ffxiv gpose #wolship #arshtola #I love them so much and have been wanting to do a tender 'arsay kissing shtola on the cheek' gpose all week #and then the painting showed up on my dash and i knew i had to make a pose based off it #arsay with her big ass claws touching shtolas face so gently... it drives me insane

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missjamiekaye · 7 months

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#signal boost #claws face #and that dental work I need to get done #and getting my cat's vet work off the ground #bwbwbeoiaubsdfbaskdjbf kjh

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because-its-eurovision · 1 year

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Käärijä’s message to Bojan

#good night everybody #I'm gonna claw my face off #in this tiktok he hears about them getting a baby seal together and this is his reaction #käärijä #bojan cvjeticanin #joker out #finland #slovenia #eurovision #2023

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 2 months

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Apologies

#shadowpeach #six eared macaque #sun wukong #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkey king #liu'er mihou #I just think it'd be neat if they apologized to each other and then cried and hugged about it #(cuz on god they both have some shit they should get off their chests and own up to)#like holy blue hells they're both just like “I think i shall spend my immortal life ruminating on my greatest regret and letting it fester”#everytime i watch the scene where Macaque is like:#“its good to talk about feelings! obv i don't do it”#i turn into the hands on hips guy meme #DUDE GO TO THERAPY #wukong too lets be real #been reading jttw the west (haven't actually gotten to where SEM shows up in the book yet tho)#and i think that if therapy existed back then tripitaka and sha wujing would've been gently but firmly #herding wukong into the local therapist's waiting room in as many towns they pass as possible #he'd probly grab the door frame and have to be literally pried off #these hypothetical ancient-chinese therapists all have claw marks on the hallways and doors going into their offices #hey how about an au where shadowpeach get therapists who end up getting all the monkey drama news first #and end up on the business-rivals-to-drinking-buddies pipeline #stopped while drawing this like “hey why'd i make mac be touching wukong's face in both sketches?”#and then i remembered that between the two mac's the one who wants to be something to the other #to the point of desperation #its like if they're both cats who got coned swk is the one who sits there miserably accepting his fate #while mac is that one video of the tuxedo cat shrieking and trying to paw it off #i'd read the hell out of a fic where they end up swapping attitudes about their dynamic #in canon wukong's the one who seems like he would like to never see mac again (at times) even tho he really regrets it and it hurts #like mac just gives up on trying to convince himself he can make swk see him as a significant part of his life again

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alfheimr · 2 years

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i read dungeon meshi. im feeling very normal about it

#im clawing my face off #dungeon meshi #falin touden #mithrun #i drew mithrun on my lunch. instead of getting food.#senshi would be disappointed in me

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niuxita21 · 10 days

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😭😭

#got tired of wishing someone would gif princess patt (aka the woman whose face card never declines)#so I decided to contribute with my own #shitty screencap posts (TM)#because this bit!!!!!#I know we're all here for anin and pin but this relationship is also v v important to me your honour #I love a good 'dna doesn't make a family love does' situation #(I know princess patt actually IS pin's aunt but you know what I mean)#and I love how you can tell how much she genuinely loves pin and that she really took it upon herself to raise her as her own #which shows in the fact that pin has become an amazing young woman (who has my dream job! you go girl!!!)#and idk man I'm emo :((((#also I was really hoping this scene would end in a hug because they don't seem to ever do it #so it just made me so happy all around #I would die in a battlefield for them #(but seriously CAN WE TALK about how beautiful princess patt is I want to claw my face off #ma'am... I am a weak lesbian please have some mercy)#the loyal pin

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allgirlsareprincesses · 3 months

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Stop calling My Lady Jane stupid! It's not stupid, it's actually a very deliberate and carefully crafted show FFS. They purposely made it anachronistic and whimsical and sexy AF! And it's good at being all those things!

Just like how Bridgerton isn't real history either and it's not trying to be, but it's very good at being a romantic fantasy!

Stop trying to prove you have refined taste and just enjoy things!

#*claws at face*#I'm so fucking tired of people saying they enjoyed something and insulting it in the next breath #can we please STOP THAT #hey guess what #if you liked something then you thought it was at least a little bit good #shocking i know #not sure why this is pissing me off so much now #it's not that i want exclusively positivity #totally okay to be critical!#but that's not usually what people are doing #it's more like they're embarrassed they enjoyed something #and with the more mainstream embrace of genre fiction i was really hoping we were past this #but apparently not #anyway #watch My Lady Jane it rules #my lady jane

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vehemourn · 4 months

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born wicked

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ryllen · 4 months

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Please don't crucified me if this headcanon is deemed unrealistic in real life. (´；ω；`) More notes / detailed notes:

stayed & travelled with the Figs for awhile -- after being found, before finally dropped of to an institution, as the Figs think their travelling life style is not really suitable to raise a child

quickly picked up civilization as he is an intelligent child (that's why he is a ravenclaw)

exchanged letters with the travelling Figs during his time at the institution / orphanage

was a really helpful child during his time at the institution / orphanage that he is close with the staff

he thinks of befriending people is a way of learning & by helping them he gets to experience a lot of different things

a mellow temperament child in general (just like how it is ingame)

likes exploring (bcs damn! we really going places in that game)

picked the silly 'Alex Xander' name himself, maybe he heard a mother called her child with that name once and he is obsessed with that name ever since.

he always writes Xander as his 'family name' to show that he is complete even without a family

actually a bit older than his classmates, as he went through extra few years to catch up to civilization as a feral child

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#anyhow i really love our barn owl; she's so beautiful but with a face like biscuit

#i can't stop thinking of how he is a child raised by the forest; so ... ; like; that's why he got clawed scars on his face and all .......#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #character sheet #student id #hogwarts legacy fanart #fanart #i was torn between the thought of fig adopted him for several years already; exactly after he retired from travelling #or they never had any contact with him after they dropped him off #and literally only met again when his magic awakened & noticed by hogwarts; and Fig be like; Aren't u that child?#and during their time together Fig is considering to officially adopt him as their child #it makes the end game so much sadder ; ~~ ;#like; they were just going to be family for real; and suddenly AUGH; and then what's gonna happen to him; that's another story #anyhow what's gonna happened with seb; i don't think he has any other guardians in the family; tho @nne can just whoosh! without guardian;#is legal matter doesn't matter in this world; ok ; no more headache; just independency & fantasy #fsh; knowing how his family is financially stable; 0minis would want to just adopt; but he would hate adopting @nne & seb to his family #pondering i wonder if any other prof would like to take custody over my child #or probably Figs have kind relatives that would take him in #aieehhh let's not think too hard for that part now #i am not a novelist for a reason #plot holes; plot holes everywhere #fshsfh anyhow i don't know wand flexibility is a thing #i was confused what to pick and just went with what they chose for me first #is that information even important or has any meaning at all

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