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[jestroer]

There is a lot of things that are facinating to me about cletho dynamic, but maybe the funniest thing to me is the progression of it all, because I remember Cleo saying that they didn't really interact a lot with Etho before Last life, so really most of the whole dynamic developed just in the last two years and it went through so much so fast.

First their Last life alliance which was a whole thing on it's own, then it was the whole thing of Etho being deathly afraid of Cleo, then they went to being extremely mean to each other in a very funny way and just the way they were while playing TCG is it's own beautiful thing, then Limited life divorce happened, and now we have whatever Secret life presented us with. They literally have done it all,

[lostcryptids]

[theclam-beforethestorm]

Bruce Wayne and Harvey Dent being good friends who are now bitter and jaded about each other, not able to bring themself to care for the other but also not being able to hurt them is WONDERFUL for angst but what would be truly hilarious are Bruce Wayne and Two-Face very publicly remaining friends. 

Like everybody in Gotham knows of the district attorney’s fall from grace and his former friendship with Bruce Wayne but even after Harvey’s gone and committed atrocities they just...still can be seen getting coffee with each other. Two-Face crashes Bruce Wayne’s board meeting for the sole purpose of pissing him off. Two-Face is in the middle of fleeing a robbery when a foot sticks out and he goes FLYING ass-over-tits, then looks over his shoulder for the perpetrator and instead of murdering them he just tells Bruce to go fuck himself and keeps on running from the cops

[tsuyoiqueen]

forever mourning the fact that we never got to see loki in their female form. i'm dying to know what kind of actress the producers would choose, a tom hiddleston duplicate? someone entirely different? the possibilities are endless. never forget what they've taken from us, my friends.

[crimeronan]

Woke up today thinking it’d be really fucking funny if Luz and Willow get their shit together re: any dating stuff before any of the others do mainly cause I’m just picturing Amity being really bitey bitchy jealous about Willow being brave enough to actually pursue Luz at all which leads to Amity pulling the “wow I didn’t think you were this type of social climber” card and Willow Uno Reversing her with the “Do you think the only reason people date is to improve in social status? Wow. That’s really pathetic. You’re really pathetic. Not to mention an insult to Luz insinuating nobody would want to date her for any reason other than her crown. Man, you suck.”

Cue Amity curled up in a corner eating eyescream because Fuck She Got Absolutely Fucked with that one

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND DELIGHTFUL. GET HER ASS!!!!!

[whorejolras]

shout out to smoker grantaire but i'll suck dick for stoner grantaire

[howlsnteeth]

completed commission for @knightmaredigitalis! no kin/id/etc associations, thanks!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Caligula bringing the spear down but Jason grabs it before either of them can blink.

Jason who sees red and what comes out isn't just Camp Jupiter's former Praetor.

But Lupa's pup.

Jason twirls the spear in his hand, using it to deflect the arrows before and dropping it.

He has no use for it anymore.

He's on all fours and ripping Caligula a new one. Because how dare you almost kill my friends?!

Because Piper's found her person.

Because Lester thinks of him as family.

Because... Because Jason has the life he wanted. He can go to school, he can be himself and not be punished for it.

He has something worth fighting for and he'll be damned if some crusty dusty ex emperor takes that away from him.

He's lost everything multiple times.

... Not again.

[ink-yy]

going from tma to malevolent is such a bad idea its almost good

[laniusbignaturals]

I just know Joshua Graham did all sorts of depraved sexual shit but stopped just short of putting his dick inside anyone’s body because that’s fornication & that’s sinful & that’s wrong

[catinasink]

todsy has been a bad day

fuck

[queenofmalkier]

I can't remember if I've said this or not, but Lan was the only one who would have figured out Moiraine was shielded and not stilled. Full stop.

No one bothered to test because they assumed they already knew the answer already, even Moiraine.

[dumb-doll-lips]

Have you ever dated a married man?

Usually what I’m doing w married men doesn’t feel that much like dating lol.

But also two of the guys I’m seeing some now are married. One is poly, and it’s more like dating w him.

[crimeronan]

there's a place in my neighborhood where a lot of kiddos hang out because there are a couple cheap restaurants & convenience stores open late without any bars/age-restricted venues nearby. it's extremely well-lit and by several busy roads and one of the safest places i've gone when walking at night & the kids have always been extremely chill towards me. so i was completely flummoxed today by a review of a business there that says it's in a """sketchy area""". until justice pointed out that it's definitely BECAUSE the kiddos are there that this random asshat thought the area was sketchy.

.......if you are genuinely afraid of a bunch of sixteen-year-olds minding their own business in an incredibly well-lit parking lot. then like. i truly do not know how to help you.

Git Gud....????

[eldragon-x]

revolutionary girl utena 🤝 in stars and time

some of my favorite pieces of media that deal with heavy subjects which I objectively believe are worth talking about, however sometimes a part of my brain goes "oh I cannot talk about this on my tumblr blog"

[asleepinawell]

i would love to know if there is any data on how many times the poor circumspect envoy is robbed a week. like i just feel bad at this point. has anyone checked on her? is she okay?