#(has crooked teeth)

[shotmrmiller]

i need simon to be the one neighbor with a generator when the light's been out for days and when you shakily ask him if he can let you at least charge your phone he just drags you into his home and tells you that you can stay if you pull your weight ie. feed him and wash his ripe work clothes.

sure. you don't know how to cook but he eats it like gordon ramsey made it, doesn't even leave crumbs on the table.

you mix colors with whites, dark with light, but luckily for you, all he wears is black. (not like it matters. if you stained a wife beater pink, he'd blame it on his girl mixing her red thready knickers in with his own clothes)

it works, you suppose, but then he tells you that yall are about to have company so make plenty of food. it's 3 others but they all eat like a family of four.

and this is where things take a turn. where he always left you alone before, his hands are on your shoulders. waist. hips. curling around your ankle, thumb digging into your foot beneath the table. the scottish one notices and tells you both to keep it PG. ye're in decent company, he grumbles.

he helps pick up the dishes once everyone's happy and full of whatever you threw in the oven. stands so close he's pining you against the sink, counter digging painfully into your skin.

"they like ya," he says. well yes, you rather noticed when they kept complimenting the science experiment you called dinner. you also noticed that they called you missus. or maybe you misheard. their accents are pretty thick.

after a nightcap, he sends them on their merry way. "the missus is tired. off with ya." so you hadn't misheard.

you aren't sure how one thing led to another. how you'd been aimlessly drying dishes with a rag to having his head between your thighs, tongue dragging between your folds, fingers pressed into you up to the knuckle.

what do you know is that where he bit your neck as you came still aches. he'd been talking filth that would have even a sailor apple cheeked as he used his spit slick thumb to rub your stiff pearl in tight little circles, feeling you felt your peak approaching at a speed that almost frightened you when he sunk his crooked teeth into the junction of your neck. hard.

enough to feel a bit of a stinging tearing of skin.

ouch. you'd ask if this is also a part of pulling your weight but he's doing it for you as he drags you toward his bedroom.

[brainrotisseriechicken]

"stop doing that" "doing what?"

(hes being annoying on purpose)

[dinxieyinxie]

"Oh God, I am in great danger now."

"It danced happily around me and kissed my ears. It found places in my mind, my heart, and in my soul. It's as if the world stopped to listen to that sweet melody, your laughter. Oh God, I am in great danger now."

im still in art block but i rlly wanted to get this out of my mind TT

[dailytogachako]

something inside me SCREAMS that toga probably has crooked teeth. . . like this

makes sense to me idk

[cable-salamder]

I love it when characters have inherent animal imagery. I love when it’s unsubtle, right out in the open for everyone to see. From the way they act to the way they interact with others to the language used to describe them. When they try to escape it but they can’t because it is their very nature. When they fear or hate themselves for it but have to learn to accept it instead, using it for their advantage. Animal imagery.

[karizipan]

can anyojen hear me PLEASEEEEE

[bonefall]

OMG intersex Moonpaw with a cleft lip???

I just used it as an example because cleft lips and palates are a really good example of the quirks of bilateral symmetry, BUT I do actually have a cleft lip in BB LMAO

It's Lizardstripe because she got a glow up in BB, is one of the smartest and most competent background characters in the rewrite, and has an expanded friendship with both Bluestar and Yellowfang. I gave her a cleft lip because unironically it is such a cool feature and it deserves a million examples of positivity.

Her son Deerfoot also got it, he also got a glowup as a TigerClan rebel.

I should give it to more cats honestly... and more lip features in general. I love you people whose lips naturally curl above the teeth. I love you people with cleft lips, both severe and minor. I love you people who have had mouth surgery and have visible scars.

[its-mayo0]

Human stuff :0 I'm still working on the designs but I'm loving this so far ajdhdhf

I have so many ideas for this but I'm not sure if you guys would like to see more of this kind of stuff

[alpacahat67]

i HATE it when people draw jareth without wrinkles or without some form of messed up eyes (whether it be anisocoria like bowie actually had or heterochromia) or with straight perfect teeth or with a petite little nose!!! jareth is MEANT to be physically aging its stated explicitly in the novelization + his actor was 40!!! bowie just looks a little funny (in the best way possible, and tbf that's what he was going for in the early 70's) and that's what made him charming and pretty!!!! i get that jareth is the definition of a tumblr sexyman but even a tumblr sexyman can have some stereotypically unattractive physical quirks and still be pretty and charming and manipulative! where is the goddamn flavor

[nato-obenkrieger]

that one picture of john redraw.. he’s quite silly

[polycrowtruther]

“Saints, Merchling, you look like you’re passing a kidney stone,” a smooth voice echoed from beside him. Wylan gasped as a shoulder knocked against his, friendly and warm. Right, he and Jesper were working. The deal could wait until the job was done.

Wylan chuckled, shaking his head as if to banish his thoughts away, “Sorry, I’m just lost in thought. I’m fine.”

“Arguably, thinking is just as painful as a stone in your pisser,” Jesper tsked, “You should give that brain of yours a break. All that fretting is bad for your health. Besides, we’ll need all hands on deck in a beat to deal with that gate protocol, so save whatever’s got you stumped for later, yeah? You can think all you like when we’ve set sail for home.”

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Am I taking out my own kidney stone frustrations by living vicariously though Jesper's sense of humor?

Why yes, yes I am. That is what blorbo is for, after all.

[starzwithapen]

OUR HCS FOR THESE GOOBERS USING TEMPLATES FROM @koppaitepaladin !! Plus bonus creek because I'm uhhh normal about him . They're All autistic 2 me but Branch and Poppy r most important to me <33

[catastrofiend]

@akexin said something about how sidesteps are like pokemon cards.

[can-a-tuna-fish]

Don’t let him fool you, she has the worst case of senioritis you’ve ever seen.

[hajihiko]

Everytime I see your artwork of Hajime, Fuyuhiko and Kazuichi I point and go “It’s the little scrungly cats”

Each is a different type of cat, long cat, angry cat and then himbo cat.

Sometimes they share one brain cell they take turns at time.

Also hi I love your art and hope you are having a good day!

I had just seen a cat video that reminded me of them so here are The Tomcat Boys

[frnkiebby]

okay but why tho~🎃