My mom went through my search history and was mad because she thought I was looking at porn. I wasn't. Why did she think that? Because she saw the word "asexual" and thought "It has sexual in the name so it must be a porn thing."
Girl how am I suppose to stop coughing when I鈥檓 literally sick? ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE A OFF AND ON BUTTON TF? YOU WORK IN THE ER YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS????
I was trying to help my coworkers today. For some reason, she turned around, looking me in the eyes, and said, "I'm not surprised if you have the rainbow memorized"