#(like. not torturing elquackity)

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

i keep thinking about bad's vacation outfit. mostly, i keep thinking about him not wearing armour.

bad is, fundamentally, not okay rn. his son got kidnapped. the code attacks are starting again. people keep going missing left and right and skeppy isn't here but he's been missing him from the start. he lost the election by a single islander vote. there's been a lot of pressure on him for a long time, and he's finally starting to crack.

the thing about bad is that he does NOTT talk about his emotions. he's silly about it. he plays games about it. he will never answer a straightforward question with a yes or a no, not unless he's lying. when forever asked him he was okay, he said yes.

i think... there's really something about him, repeatedly, saying he's on vacation. sure, yeah, take a break, but he keeps throwing himself into danger anyway, he's still taking care of the eggs. he's silly with it, but i don't think his "vacation" explicitly means "i'm taking a break." I think it means "i'm not someone you can rely on right now." what? not being at the top of the island/egg defence squad because he's falling apart at the seams? :D nahhh he's just on that vacation grind! look at him! he's so silly! he's building skeppies and he's being so silly !

and. god. the way he's absolutely clinging to skeppy right now. i get the sense that he takes a lot of comfort from skeppy, just from the existence of him. can you imagine being alive has long as bad has? losing and losing and losing and losing, and then you finally find someone you can't lose? skeppy is bad's emotional support diamond and he is Not There to emotionally support him. bad keeps throwing tantrums when people ignore him, and he keeps building skeppies.

he's never going to say he needs help. he's never going to say he's not okay. he's going to say "i'm not crazy" and "i don't have an obsession" and "yes i'm fine" and "i'm on vacation" and not wear his most protective armour. the ARMOUR. bad boy halo the most paranoid parent on the island keeps running around with several eggs at his heels when he's wearing only enchanted sunglasses and boots. WHEN THERE ARE ACTUAL CODE ATTACKS. WHEN THE CODE HAS THE ! SWORD. if "i'm on vacation" means "i can't help" then the lack of armour is a physical, visible reminder. it's the closest he can get to saying "no, i'm not okay."

and man.manm an man. the whole thing with dapper right now. dapper is the only one who really knows the extent of bad Being Weird right now. pomme has a good idea of it, but when she asked about bad "is he going insane again?" dapper's response was "he never stopped." i've seen lots of talk about bad needing dapper more than dapper needs him (and its TRUE. god. it's so true.) but dapper is also! not doing okay! kiddo was very recently kidnapped! he takes after his dad and doesn't overtly express his distress, but the way he was scared of getting too close to elquackity at the talent show... the way he and pomme huddled together when bad left them alone for an hour... he's watching his dad fall apart in front of him, and there's nothing he can do about it.

from a roleplaying perspective too i LOVEE how bad is slowly, slowly ramping up the skeppy obsession. he's clinging to sanity so he can be a good dad to his kids, but his kids are so mortal. so fragile. bad isn't; bad isn't wearing all of his armour. and skeppy isn't; bad is placing more skeppies around the island. i adore this man's roleplay i hope he gets WORSE

[probatiostudies]

something something abt the one meme post abt quackity vs. badboyhalo kidnapping a federation worker but now tubbo wants to derealization consequence the man

[valictini]

I’m sure she wasn’t the only egg feeling that way but I just know that Pomme would have Actually Murdered ElQuackity if it weren’t for the unbreakable glass separating them, like, my girl was already ready to throw down back on Quesadilla Island after Dapper’s kidnapping and she pretty much had to stop herself from it because she has strong morals and didn’t want bad repercussions for her and Dapper, but then iircc Etoiles heard about it and basically gave her his blessing to wreck ElQ’s shit up. He disappeared before she could though. But he came back just to torture them further.

All I’m saying is that ElQuackity will never understand just how close to death he was when he was taunting her.

I hope that when they eventually get her back from purgatory she gets the chance to beat the shit out of ElQ before going back home.

[petrichormore]

also crazy how skewed the morals are on the qsmp in both directions because of the situation. You cannot kill the probably artificial children that the evil organization who kidnapped you all gave you. Placing mines is okay though. Even when they almost kill the fore mentioned children.

q!ElQuackity is a villain for acting mean and suspicious, supporting the evil government who kidnapped all the islanders, and attempting to kill them and the artificial children that the evil government gave them.

q!Bad is also a villain, but for lying, stealing things, for being a vocal anarchist, and for kidnapping and torturing a lower-class, presumably-innocent-but-maybe-not member of the evil organization that has kidnapped and tortured him (because what q!Bad and the other islanders have gone through is certainly some kind of torture - just very drawn out) for months on end.

Think about this for a second. Just think about it. The island itself, the situation has warped people’s frames of thought. What q!Bad is doing, if we step back for a second, would probably land him with an anti-hero title or something similar. Because sure, he’s tortured an innocent worker but they were the Federation’s uniform - which has tortured him worse and for longer, of course he’s attacking the workers. Why isn’t everybody attacking the workers? Well, because the workers seem to be as trapped as the islanders. Well, after q!Bad discovered that for certain (because until Ron told us, we didn’t know that for certain), he’s now treating Ron kindly in a twisted sort of familial bond. Well, but he’s still keeping him captive and that’s wrong. Well, well, well - this is morally grey character stuff.

If you described a character in q!Bad’s situation to me - I would certainly say the character is in the wrong, and committing cruel, violent acts, but I wouldn’t say they were evil nor would I even call them a villain. I would point at the Federation, I would go “that is the evil, that is the villain” and I would point at the character and go “that is a cornered, injured animal that has finally decided to bite”

But it’s the island. so it’s not like that. And on the island, q!Bad is an evil person, and he’s horrible, and he’s a villain. He is the only one who has dared to beat the Federation at their own game. And, most importantly, he is a threat.

I don’t know, just interesting to think about.

[islib]

elquackity rocking up to soulfire like he didn't just psychologically torture their kids I AM IN YOUR WALLS

[anonymous-dentist]

Okay, now let's look at these five now that we know that at least three of them have some kind of deep connection with the Federation.

Briefly, let's recap our Federation Three:

ElQuackity- Federation employee, high-up, seemingly very important. Possible q!Quackity clone. Bad Dude.

q!Foolish- Member of the q!Brown Family/q!Fooligetta Family, aka the Federation's Favorites. Is currently technically a Federation employee as a detective. Has been pursuing Cucurucho for months trying to get a cloud. Wants to be Employee Of The Month. He's got a crazy strong connection with the Capybaras, which are basically confirmed to be Federation employees/creations in some way.

q!Baghera- Former Federation child experiment, escaped. Presumably the reason the French Plane was brought down onto the island. No memories of anything before the plane, including her own torture.

But then let's look at the other two:

q!Etoiles- Federation Anti and Codebreaker. The literal only person out here able to defeat the Codes. Survived multiple assassination attempts. French.

q!Felps- The OG Kidnapped Brazilian. Frozen in ice like the 'new' islanders, was broken out by the Federation's Employee Of The Month, came back with a weird black mark on his arm. Disappeared, reappeared 'frozen' along with the 'new' islanders looking completely different.

So three of these guys have confirmed connections with the Federation, leaving Felps and Etoiles to the side... right?

Well, let's look at Etoiles first. He's one half of the Codebreakers, and he has the Shield that the Codes/maybe the Federation desperately wants. He came onto the island saying he wouldn't get attached to Pomme, but now he's the eggs' number one protector. Only two people have ever managed to murder him, q!Baghera with a Gun and then q!Willy with his mines. He's basically the island's 'Chief of Security'. He's chilling.

So, nothing there that we know of. Like Baghera, he doesn't seem to have a lot of his memories, but none of the French really do. They're like the English and Spanish speakers: none of them really have any memories of anything before the island except for q!Bad and q!Slime, who are hinted towards having unknown connections with the Federation. (See: the og character teasers where Jaiden, Bad, Slime, and Wilbur were all teased. Jaiden is confirmed to have an unknown past as a possible Federation employee, Wilbur is liked enough by the Federation to be able to leave the island basically as he pleases for his tours. Bad and Slime have memories of their lives before the island- Bad knowing about his time loop thing and Slime remembering having a bunch of siblings [including little orphan q!Mike] and terrible parents.)

Now let's look at q!Felps. He drove, and crashed, the Brazilians' cargo ship onto the island. He was the first character to get kidnapped (he's a real trendsetter), and he was frozen in a block of ice for a month as the Federation did... something to him. He was murdered by f!Cell in prison prior to the QSMP. q!Cellbit is his best friend, and he broke Felps out of the Federation through the literal Power of Friendship. Felps came out with a weird mark on his arm and a fear of Cucurucho. He spends his time digging a square, which is just What Felps Does. His skin for a bit was the exact same construction uniform as the Federation's Faceless Workers with the minor addition of pants, but tbh he probably wouldn't wear those either if he had a choice. He's also got a major connection with the capybaras. He disappears for a bit, but nobody questions it because he's. Felps. But, when he comes back, he's in a little icebox of a house near spawn and he's gotten a pretty cool makeover.

Felps is Felps. It's hard to look into his character too seriously because he's Felps. But it stands to reason that, out of all the Brazilians, he's the one most likely to have a previous connection with the Federation. (Let's put aside the Manager's Son!Forever headcanon and the Agent 03!Cellbit headcanon.) On his own, it's easy to think that he's just being Felps. But stick him on a screen with three confirmed Federation People and then Etoiles, and it's pretty clear that he has something to do with the Feds.

My personal theory is that Felps was a laboratory experiment that became sentient and fucking Left. He's an enigma. Only one person understands him, and it's his son. Even his best friend Cellbit can't really get him, mostly because He Is Felps. He's the server's resident cryptid. After he escaped from the Federation, it took them a While to realize, oh, shit, they lost the guy that gets lost all the time. And then he managed to crash his boat onto the island however many years later just as a coincidence and in such a sudden way that even the Federation was like "Bro what the fuck". This could explain why the Federation, who doesn't exactly like random people snooping around their island, never actually got rid of the Brazilians: Felps was back, and they couldn't lose him again, and keeping his friends around is the best way to keep him around.

That leaves Etoiles, who might actually have some kind of connection with the Codes. They might hate him and he might hate them, but they have some sort of weird Homestuck-y connection going on. It's a mutual hatred, and a mutual respect. If the theory that the Codes are renegade Federation employees who were turned into monsters as a punishment for trying to leave, then there's a real possibility that Etoiles is another one of those runaway employees. But, unlike them, he managed to escape. He got away, and they hate him for it even if they can't recognize why through their scrambled little data brains. But they can't help but respect him because he got away. This makes him another potential reason for the French Plane being shot down: the Federation realized that someone got away, and that he was on the same plane as their runaway experiment. He doesn't remember the Codes, but the Codes could remember him.

So let's finish this theorizing off with a brief recap:

TLDR;

ElQuackity and q!Baghera are confirmed Federation employees/experiments. q!Foolish is a new Federation employee, but his weird grey way of dealing with the Feds make him Sus

q!Felps has had a lot of weird Federation shit happen to him since he crashed the Brazilian Boat onto the island, so he could be another escaped experiment. Unlike Baghera, however, he randomly came back, and the Federation couldn't let him or the other Brazilians go because he came back.

q!Etoiles doesn't have an obvious connection with the Federation, but he does seem to have some kind of connection with the Codes. Because of this, it's possible that he has some kind of past with the Federation that has made him and the Codes have some kind of Homestuck-y kismesissitude(?) going on

[qsmp-yaoi-island]

So they had a two week long grueling event that was designed specifically to torment and torture the residents, with the only hope they're given is that they can save at least SOME of their eggs if they play along. Then after slaughtering friends and family for half a month, fearing that if their team loses all the children could die, they finally get to see them again but alas are tormented by only being allowed to take one home. Running for their lives from a nuke, having to leave behind their kids unknowing if they survived or when they'll see them again. Mutiple parents choosing to stay behind because they can't bear losing them again.

Great, climactic, a little dreary but not a completely hopeless ending, leads to more intrigue in the story.

But then you learn the island isn't completely nuked, making Max's sacrifice feel worthless. The eggs are just let go? From the Eye who had them for over two months? For no real reason we know yet? Cucurucho saves the eggs basically all by himself, no parents get to help their children after fighting for them tirelessly for days. The eggs are brought home with little resistance (sorry ElQuackity) despite how the Eye could caputure them from their safe homes without leaving any trace. Now their gonna give back the eggs, and new ones, after everyone's taking a break from overexerting themselves in the event. Over half of the parents aren't even there to see their eggs.

It's just such a disappointing end. They had the perfect climactic place to give the eggs back, decided to instead build angst, then retconned it a few days later. It just feels like the admins wanted to do more with the purgatory story but gave up when they got backlash for the ending.

I wanna believe in the admins storytelling but they really dropped the ball on this one :/

(Of course this is my personal opinion, please don't take it like I hate the admins or think they're doing a bad job. I was just dissatisfied with the story rn)

[syncedalone]

I love how ElQuackity is just legit vibing in Purgatory having a grand ol time with the Observer meanwhile Quackity is literally dead and being tortured by his dead child and a demonic bear in literal Hell bro like

[moiteneia]

Fear and Loneliness

Q!Forever and q!Cellbit love each other. They see themselves as a family, blindly trusting each other, talking about everything and always trying to help each other.

In recent days, with the disappearance of the eggs, we see that all the island's residents are having difficulty dealing with the lack of them, losing a lot of their sanity.

q!Cell is fighting hard against the urge to give up. And yesterday was a crucial point to understand how far he will go with this willpower to continue to hope and investigate.

Seeing the Federation cross another line and not only manipulate a friend of his, but forcefully drug the president so that q!Forever doesn't feel the pain he's feeling and doesn't look for Richarlyson, was honestly one of the cruelest things they've ever made.

q!Cellbit spent the whole day almost crying. Imagine the empty feeling he feels, seeing q!Forever, someone who, despite them always arguing, listened to him, not listening to any word he was saying. Speaking well of the Federation, obeying Cucurucho, acting like a complete lunatic.

And worse, he didn't hear him beg for q!Forever not to leave him alone.

And (a headcanon) q!Cell must have a huge fear of abandonment.

We’ve seen thousands of times that he does everything for those he loves, be it q!Roier, the Brazilians, Richas or anyone on this island. And how much fear he felt when q!Roier called off their engagement, when q!Felps disappeared and now this. I believe that from his lore it makes a lot of sense that he has this terror of being alone.

Think about it: he went to war at fourteen years old, a little boy with no name, probably an orphan. He was separated from the one who protected him in war (hg!Bbh). He was arrested at the age of eighteen, where he was betrayed thousands of times, until he was abandoned on an island, trapped in a trap.

So he becomes attached and despairs at any suspicion that one of the people he loves might be in danger.

We don't even have to look very far into the island's lore to see this. Both when Dapper was kidnapped by q!ElQuackity, and when q!Cell learned the story of the egg Myosotis and the cat Zeno, he was attached, emotional and destroyed just by seeing another person/egg/animal going through something he himself went through and is afraid. Being locked up, abandoned and forgotten by everyone, with no one loving him, fearing him or not caring. And god, how he cares about everyone.

Now, imagine seeing the one he trusts most and who he helped put in a position of power and prominence, being drugged and emotionally tortured by the Federation. Fudge, q!Cell is sinking.

And if q!Forever takes a long time to return to sanity, I see it being very possible for q!Cell to give up on himself, because I don't know how he's going to bear this pain alone.

[lionheartedmusings]

so like it’s weird that Fred was clearly around for torturing Aypierre was a kid but they told Tubbo they were born in a time that (to us) would mean they were at most 25, right? Like, does that mean that quesadilla island isn’t in 2023, but the future? They were frozen for who knows how long. Also because of that it’s incredibly sus that Fred won’t share their true age, just potential birth years, cause there’s no way that guy is 25 or younger.

i think we can't trust what fred says to q!tubbo ultimately bc we have kind of... real proof that they'll say whatever they need to say to whomever they need to say it to, to get what they want. for example, the way they talked about ron to q!tubbo and the way they talked to q!bad were worlds apart. the way they told q!bad they knew cucurucho but then later make it sound dubious if they do or not, thus "separating themselves" a bit from the higher ups.

fred is a rank a worker, they've made reports about horrific things, they're well aware of how things work around here and they only seem inclined to be critical of them when it'll get them closer to their goals. nevermind that rank a workers are encouraged to basically do whatever it takes / manipulate people with happy demeanors and trying to be personable.

i think either they flat out lied to q!tubbo or they're using a loophole like the one you suggested, but they're not 25 unless homie was in utero typing up reports. i also think their constant switch ups with q!tubbo are... very interesting and to me come across as manipulation 101 — if q!tubbo wants a romantic relationship, sure. whatever makes him easier to sway.

idk fred has done nothing trustworthy in my opinion and unless they know elquackity (bc let's be honest man's a nightmare) and thought that's who they were talking to yesterday?

they know the horrors the feds put people through and the cruelty of "i hope they keep hurting you" to quackity when imo fred definitely knows what happened (bc it seems they're the only person around who can write a damn report) is jarring. idk dude if i was wrecked with guilt of my role in a totalitarian government that tortures people in every sense of the word, i wouldn't say what they said — they were locked up and held a sense of superiority over q!quackity that i can't ignore.

tl;dr — i think fred is a liar and a manipulator and i don't trust them one bit, especially after yesterday. a shame too, i was starting to not dislike them as much but dofhngodfg fuck the federation. fred's not as innocent as they make themselves seem.

ps. — i ultimately do think time is very wonky in quesadilla island tho so it's very possible that for them it's not 2023, or that it's been 2023 for a very long time if you catch my drift.

[westleywithatea]

Character Analysis of Quackity and ElQuackity

I wanted to post this some point in the QSMP Quackity vs ElQuackity in-roleplay drama (after Purgatory 2 event). I think life got to me. and the emotions from the QSMP ending.

Well, I wanted to write up this thing. So I'm keeping everything as it was drafted in my notebook. Long post warning.

Because of how the content creator plays, act, and talks, it all bleeds into his roleplays. Which leads to everyone and us viewers bullying him. Bullying him and his characters. (Dying to a fly, getting lost in a circle, using the wrong mic on Day 1 and not noticing after an hour...) It can't be helped.

Here's the problem. Our bullying prevents us from taking him seriously. Prevents us from taking the time to tell the differences between Quackity from Opening Day and ElQ. We are mixing them up. Other characters in RP are also mixing them up. We shouldn't. We should be paying attentions to the details. So we could've noticed the cries sooner.

The Q we know and follow the most is a loser, yes. But he's a victim to a tragedy. His entire story thus far is a tragedy. He struggled parenting alone, lost his child, took out his anger and grief onto others, demanded life and power from Cucurucho multiple times, only to get kidnapped, tortured, and imprisoned many times. And did we cried for him?

Nah, we all just laughed at him. Sure, we cried with him over child death. But his absence is overlooked so quickly because ElQ's appearance. A sudden arrival to replace what was lost. Sure, some people did suspected him as someone different. Not our Q. Maybe our Q. Who's to tell? We can't judge tho.

Because both have similar personalities.

This strange ElQuackity is the main character of an epic. A villainous epic, perhaps. But an epic. He thinks himself as both a villain and a hero. He's doing everything he can to get his happy ending. He's suave, cold, calculating, manipulative, dangerous, a menace to society, and evil. He has a lot more power than we realize. He probably has game mode on. He has access to the other servers and spoilers while loser Q does not. He was a Federation Employee, now Purgatory employee. Both very sus and evil roles.

We should be afraid of him! The unsuspecting villain warns us all many times, to deaf ears. there is a reason why we should be more wary of high-ranking Federation employees. Fine, it's their fault for not listening.

{ As a quick side note: I'm aware of the non-canon/ not-lore moments when Q acts more like his CC! self than his RP/ In-character self. Like those days when he introduces a new content creator to the server. When he told Acau the time he died to a fly. That death was him in his ElQ role during Purg event. Obviously, he can't tell the new guy on his first day that he plays 2 characters. }

Every other character are indeed wary, but they're confident that they can defeat him. After all, Quackity is a silly sad guy. Right?

And the lore keeps expanding for each character. More recently for Quackity, he made complaints that everyone talks to him as if he was always around.

"We can't trust you after last month."

"But I wasn't here last month. I wasn't even awake..."

He can't explain the memory gaps.

I think ElQ takes advantage of his resemblance to the sad loser version of himself. You can get a lot more done in secret that way. Remember that he stole Q's train ticket and replaced him, impersonated him for Purgatory. Nobody seemed to noticed anything different.

When you share the same name and face, who would think twice?

[haloberry]

I was sick this entire day, but before bed, my daily theory.

Thank Saints that the event is on a Saturday, I would have actually skip school to watch it(/j)— but let’s talk about what we want to happen on the 4th.

Obviously, the eggs coming back is a major one. While not confirmed, it would line up if they did come back since we know that their all stuck somewhere completely different to the main island. And, with the most recent Quackity tweet, we can assume they were stuck in a place called Purgatory.

How they got there, no clue, but we know that Purgatory just by the name alone is no bueno. And apparently, that’s where the islanders are going. They all have a one way ticket to Purgatory, yay.

The thing is, where and what the fuck is it? Is it another island? Is it a dimension? Is it genuinely the afterlife? The tickets themselves were given out by Cucurojo, or black Cucurucho, who was thought to have no connection to the Federation. But, at the same time, the Federation obviously knows about Purgatory given ElQuackity had stolen the ticket from Quackity to go there. Describing it as “a place worse than torture .” (Loose translation I’m tired lmao)

Not to mention the black concrete, which was probably Purgatory leaking through onto the island. But, what does it fucking mean? Here are my 2 working theories.

1) It’s a place where, like it’s name, we get to see the islanders pay for their sins. What sins you may ask? Well, breaking all those rules of course! It could be a mass punishment to the islanders going through many challenges, from harder mods, to harder enigmas, to fucking “survival of the fittest” type bullshit all while protecting the eggs that have been living there for the past 2 months!

2) Like the 1st theory, expect this time instead of island, it’s a different dimension entirely. That’s why ElQuackity was sent there to give feedback to the Federation to explain how they could get rid of it while also keeping an eye of the islanders to make sure they don’t die.

Who knows at this point, but I hope Etoiles gets that fucking Periodite! He’s gunna need it! I’m excited for the horrors that are gunna unfold while I most likely do my laundry while watching the streams lmao.

[magicalmanhattanproject]

Soul Eater Au.... TWO!!!!!

Part One Here

Last post was how members present themselves to each other, but not everyone is telling the whole truth. Here's some more of it.

Did any of y'all pick up on how almost all of the Hispanics are trained as meisters, including most of the weapons? That's no accident.

Centuries ago, the great witch Vegetta created the first weapon, granting an otherworldly being called Rubius the ability to shapeshift into any weapon at will. Their relationship... was fraught. You can ask any of the Hispanics and they'll give you a slightly different version of events, but everyone agrees that Vegetta and Rubius went through several breakups, during which time Vegetta started converting human and near-human lineages to weaponhood. Once humans started learning to wield those weapons to fight witches, Vegetta decided that he was curious to see where it would go and founded a school for meisters and their weapons. However, he's still bitter about his on and off again relationship with Rubius that's currently on a dry spell and so he emphasizes that teamwork is important, but you should never rely on anyone except yourself.

At this point, Vegetta considers himself retired. He has a paper agreement with his students that he can live in peace as long as he doesn't use his witch powers which he so far seems happy to abide by, but no one is quite willing to talk about what would have to be done if he broke his side of the deal. He genuinely isn't planning to though. Diamond swords are enough to deal with mobs and getting into a fight might wreck his lovely house.

Speaking of weapons with meister experience, Roier has learned more than a trick or two. He doesn't like to show off, but when Bobby was in genuine mortal peril on an airship, he wielded Jaiden for the first time and wiped the airship out with stunning precision and speed. Jaiden's memories of that day are mostly a blur, but she does think she remembers Roier even managing to wield himself and her at the same time – something that weapons rarely even attempt outside of showing off specific skills in tournament type situations.

Quackity is the only Hispanic who wasn't actually trained at Vegetta's academy. Probably. Pending learning more about ElQuackity. Either way, Cellbit isn't entirely comfortable around him after the whole Cucurucho chainsaw incident, but he can recognize that Quackity's weapon form isn't quite identical to the one Cucurucho used to torture him. There's something ever so slightly off about it. Kinda like how ElQuackity is from Quackity...

Anyway, there is another witch on Quesadilla Island. Witches have long been in hiding with meisters hunting them alongside more mundane mobs and young witches rarely last long. Old witches that have learned to hide their magic though, they can keep surviving for quite some time. Philza is an expert on surviving. The only living soul who knows he's a witch is his son Wilbur. He's even managed to keep the truth of his nature hidden from Missa.

That being said, Fit has his suspicions. It's impossible for a meister and a weapon to keep themselves on the same wavelength to work together without sharing something of their souls with each other and Fit has a lot of experience with people keeping secrets and a lot of experience getting them out of people. That being said, he hasn't lived this long without knowing when to stop prying.

Back when they were both getting used to the single parent life, Phil had a daily quest to take Chayanne and Tallulah caving. Chayanne got attacked by mobs and Phil had to decide between going down to help him and protecting Tallulah. In the moment of panic, he wielded Chayanne to kill the mobs and get both of them out of danger. Since then, Chayanne has been desperate to learn how to be a proper weapon while Phil flat out refuses to wield him again. Chayanne argues that the rules are that weapons must always protect their meisters and Phil argues that fuck the rules he will always protect his son.

With Missa not around, Phil enlisted Fit to teach Chayanne enough about being a weapon to keep himself alive and also to be available for Phil to wield in an emergency. The setup also gives Ramón more playmates and another fiercely protective bodyguard, so Fit has no objections and no desire to jeopardize it by prying into history Phil isn't interested in sharing. Well, he has no objections but he'd be lying if he said he didn't have some concerns about the way his recoil directly impacts Phil's wing, but, in Phil's words, "I'm not getting any more grounded."

[dappersautismcreature]

i absolutely love bbh and i see where you're coming from totally when you're frustrated with red team's grudge against him. it's frustrating when watching from bbh's perspective because yeah. he is just playing the game, he's trying to save his kids, he's merciful when he can be and is very polite. so i totally understand the frustrations bc it seems like others hate him for completely unfair reasons.

but from the red team's perspective- they do not actually think he is evil. Like they fully understand why he's doing what he's doing and don't really actually hate him. it's just a bit that they're running with. The "badboyhalo is our specter of death, our mortal enemy" is really just a funny thing they are doing.

They're not really super focused on lore rn so i think the conflict gets rough though, with q!Bad having such strong roleplay motivations and the red team kinda just messing around rn and having fun. Their plan right now is to just play and wait for lore clues to pop up so they can figure out what REALLY must be done.

also the agreement with ElQuackity wasn't even about BBH or the Blue team at all, i think the players just wanted Green to have a win for motivation.

feel free to delete or ignore this ask tho i just wanted to say this stuff bc maybe the grudge would seem less unfair and personal idk

have a lovely evening and viewing experience

no no nonnie <3 this helped a lot actually

just wanna say every time even if its someone disagreeing with me i love getting you guys to come discuss things in my inbox (makes me feel like a part of this community)

this helped because i heard that green and red were teaming bad, which again isnt awful, i can totally see a fun way for it to play out, i just get flashbacks to people saying that bad deserved to be caged back during that arc. like if red and green team just obliterate bad i dont want them to be seen as perfect angels for doing so, you know?

im also looking forward to green possibly winning today (even though i think blue has been doing some great stuff lately, but im biased lmao)

basically, i get the grudge, i just dont like how some chatters, some people on twitter, and the rare person here takes it like it has actual needed weight to it, and that its not just their characters holding onto a grudge a bit too hard.

i am also almost always on the defensive because I Know how people hold jaiden, cellbit, slime, and foolish (and philza argh) to this 'perfect angel' standing while they decimate bad for doing something even slightly morally questionable, while idk, foolish is a cop, jaiden literally ignores how cucurucho tortured her friends, cellbit killed several innocent people, slime.. idk slime's pretty chill, and philza,, is lowkey a bystander sometimes.

sorry for the kinda rant <3 love u nonnie. just know i get where theyre coming from, im more preparing for the worst when it comes to the fandom interpretations

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q!Maxo and q!Bad brought up torturing information out of q!Elquackity but q!Baghera thinks they should not go that far and Bad was just like "Pleaseeee? Just a little torture?"

[anonymous-dentist]

Can you give me a recap. What's happening with Cellbit???

God what isn’t happening with Cellbit

Basically, here’s a list of what the Feds have done to him, and his current response:

15 years ago, the Federation kidnaps him after he sees something he shouldn’t have. It seems like he was being held for observation. He escaped, but I think he was caught again? Idk I don’t speak Portuguese

He got shipped SOMEHOW to the Hunger Games with no memories of his childhood with Bagi and his parents

Time passes. He’s put in prison because people were “afraid of [his] potential”, aka probably because he was entirely too chill with killing the shit out of people

Time passes again, he crashes onto the island, and Problems Start

My guy gets chainsaw tortured! Aka he gets chased down a hallway and murdered by a laughing Cucurucho and then revived and chased down a hallway and shown his corpse by a laughing Cucurucho. After an interrogation, he’s elevatored upstairs to… Richarlyson’s old bedroom area, which was basically the Feds saying “Hey we’ll do this to your son too lol”

Felps aka Cellbit’s best friend get kidnapped

Bobby dies and so does most of Roier’s soul

Because of that, Cellbit joins the Feds to investigate secretly and shit. He then gets kidnapped and he ends up losing like three days’ worth of memories

He tells people about the chainsaw torture and they laugh in his face and/or ignore him. For MONTHS

The Feds try and murder him during the elections, but that’s fine, he ends up murdering himself

The Feds trick him into giving up a HUGE amount of information in a secret office under his house (this is a surprise tool that will help us later)

They keep making him go on jobs for them, and he’s pretty sure that they’re the guys threatening to kill his son if he tells anybody about the missions (that was probably the Resistance tbh, but he doesn’t even know they exist)

ElQuackity happens. Just. Everything about him tbh, but especially him threatening both Richas and Roier to the point of Roier Cubito legit being afraid for the literal first time ever that Cellbit has known him

Then the eggs get kidnapped, and the Feds aren’t doing shit to help

Then Forever and Pac are drugged

Then Forever is sent on a suicide mission into the Nether

And then the eggs aren’t back

And then there’s a Federation prison on the server

And then the eggs aren’t back and neither is Forever

And now Roier is even more of a broken man than he already was because the Federation isn’t doing shit to help find the eggs

And then Cellbit finds out that he’s missing 12 or so years of his life because of the Federation. That he had a HOME, and then. He didn’t. Because of them.

Tbh I think that last bit was the real final straw, but then:

The Mini-Me event was because Cellbit got intel from a rebel worker (kinda) who promised Cellbit information in exchange for the “goods” at the presentation

Cellbit didn’t feel Anything even after he won the day by all means necessary after stealing the Mini-Mes

So he went home and had a nervous breakdown and now he’s killing workers because like. Okay.

So why is Cellbit killing all these workers? Well, he isn’t thinking super clearly now, but he’s basically trying to get his family off the island safely. That’s his priority. They can’t leave until the Feds are gone, so he’ll make the Feds gone.

He’s tired of the complacency everyone else is showing. After all the shit they’ve been put through on the island, why isn’t anybody actually fighting back? Don’t they want to leave?

So. Yeah! :D