#*200 notes

[nicolos]

The Old Guard 2 2 July 2025

[leafgorge]

fuck it

okay uhh

i guess i’ll do one of these?

100 notes: i’ll write more poems and finish my wip paintings

250 notes: i’ll try to fix my sleep schedule

500 notes: i’ll clean my shithole of a room

750 notes: i’ll tell my parents about how detrimental to my mental health they are and seek therapy and a diagnosis

1,000 notes: i’ll come out to my parents

good luck bitches

EDIT: since this is close to getting to 1k notes, i’m going to add a couple more goals :3 i’ll be updating soon on actually doing some of these that i’ve already hit

2,000 notes: i’ll try to actually start hydrating (impossible)

2,500 notes: i’ll pick up guitar again

3,000 notes: i’ll post some of my old works on here

4,000 notes: i’ll try to get prints of my artwork and sell them (get my work published!!)

5,000 notes: i’m going to actually make a plan on how to not buckle under the weight of my own expectations

7,500 notes: i’ll try to stop starving myself

10,000 notes (final boss): i’ll try to get gender-affirming care and maybe cut my hair short (this one probably isn’t going to happen)

edit: oh my god you people terrify me what

okay umm this post has actually genuinely helped with my mental health so uhh

[the-goose-caboose]

Severe lack of posts talking about how Vic made Sam Eat Sand

[paradoxspaceheater]

THE devotionshipping trope is "are they loyal to me or to my title" and the answer HAS to be that they genuinely don't differentiate between the two and are confused and slightly alarmed by the question

[ceaseless-rambler]

Being bullied on tumblr dot com (people keep reblogging my awful posts)

[raplele]

[mimikyuno]

the title of the new event is “with scarred/wounded hands, we are” (rough translation) while mizu5 event’s name was “where does the path of thorns go?” and and ena’s new card for the event is titled “even if i’m covered in scars” and im crying like. hermit searcher found her hermit. ena went through the path of thorns, hurting her hands making way to get to mizuki. to reach her. to bathe her in her warm light. GODDDDDD

[french-toast-enjoyer]

being a symbrock fan who's friends with like, normal Spider-Man fans is so funny cause like. you get to hear their expectations for Venom 3. "I hope they have a canon Spider-Man!" "I hope it's rated R!" yeah well I hope they elope in Vegas at a 24-hour wedding chapel and their marriage is officiated by a Prince impersonator. their wedding rings cost no more than 400 dollars and when venom kisses the groom there's so much tongue that both Eddie and the court-appointed witness get lightheaded

[hollypunkers]

there is a lot of comedy potential in how Elphaba truly cannot comprehend anyone flirting with her. Fiyero flirted with her twice super blatantly and only moved on after being shut down, he stumbled over his words, he brought her flowers, he’s got heart eye disease so bad its chronic.

Elphaba: Oz, I wish I was the girl for you

Fiyero:

[starlitfloret]

𐙚 clingy cgs !! caregivers who are always holding their tiny’s hand , caregivers who share a bed with their tiny to protect them from nightmares , caregivers who always want to know what their little’s doing !!! caregivers who are even clingier than their bitty !!!

[nicolos]

KiKi Layne as Nile Freeman in The Old Guard 2

[jellynotbees]

Narinder is a disaster but lamb is into that so it balances

[mrgladstonegander]

joining the war on transgender scrooge on the side of transgender scrooge

[paradoxspaceheater]

do you think the guard who always tells the truth and the guard who always lies ever explored each other's bodies

[gaymars97]

[ryewwww]

Didn’t expect truck driver!simon to blow up like that so here’s part 2!

Part 1

⚠️: fem!reader, age gap, readers first time, choking, Simon’s rough, squirting(👁️👁️), lowkey sex addict!reader, oral (m receiving) I probably missed something, forgive me😣

The night ended with Simon being the first person to claim you.

It was painful because he was so fucking big. Thick, veiny and slightly curved. You nearly tapped out with just the tip.

He held your hands tightly against the mattress, pushing in slowly to let you adjust. Tears had escaped from the corners of your eyes but Simon was quick to kiss them away.

“S’alright, birdie. You’ll adjust.”

Simon had to gather every bit of patience in his body for you. Because god, all he wanted to do is snap his hips into you, fucking you till you’re crying and seeing stars on his dick. You’re so fucking pretty and vulnerable under him, it was sight he yearned for.

When you finally adjusted and whined for more, it was game over. He had you folded in half, thrusting in so hard and deep. You moan loudly, back arching and toes curling. “S-Simon! Too big!”

“Oh, but you’re a big girl, birdie.” He muttered lowly in your ear. “Learn to take it.”

Simon couldn’t help but be a little rough. Large hands wrapping around your neck, controlling your breath intake as he fucks into you faster.

He loves seeing you like this. Absolutely spent and out of your mind because of his cock. You couldn’t even form a coherent sentence. All you could do is moan and babble as he fucked you stupid.

Your thighs shook around him, an unfamiliar but powerful feeling overcoming you. Simon knew you were coming, but he desperately wanted to cum with you so he rutted. Your legs spread, cock hitting your gspot repeatedly as you release around him, squirting on his pelvis.

Simon finishes at the sight, pushing in deep to bottom out before pumping your womb full of his warm cum. You thighs couldn’t stop shaking, tears couldn’t stop flowing but your eyes held hearts. You fucking loved it.

And since your first time, you’ve been relentless.

Simon will never get tired of fucking you but shit, he felt like his dick was going to fall off. He should’ve figured—you’re young, energetic and fucking needy as hell.

The moment he steps foot through the door, you pounce. You’re on him, legs wrapped around his waist, shirt on the floor as he takes you to the couch and gives you what you want.

Simon’s just sooo hot, you can’t help yourself. Simple things like him changing the oil for his truck, when he rolls out from under, tank top stained, and sweat gleaming. God, you have him back inside, bouncing on his cock, milking him dry.

When he has to go for long work trips, you’re with him. He pulls into a truck stop and calls it a night. But when you finally settle in bed, cuddling quickly turns into mating press that causes the whole truck to shake.

And it doesn’t even stop there. When you go to the truck stop shower the next morning, he’s fucking you in there too. The wet sounds barely covered by the water spraying down. Didn’t help that your moans echoed off the tiled walls even louder.

Back in the truck, the trip resumed. Like always Simon lets you yap away about the latest reality show you’ve been watching. About a few hours into driving, you were feeding him some berries, and when he turned his head to look at you, you were in your lingerie.

Simon’s eyes widen before turning his head back on the road. You laugh so hard at his reaction, which sparks confusion in him. “Birdie, what happened to your clothes?”

“You were so concentrated on driving, I took them off to see if you’d even notice. And you didn’t.” You said before popping a berry into your mouth.

To you, it was like a little game but to Simon, a tent was growing in his pants. Too bad for you, you didn’t know that there was a rest stop coming up. He pulled into it when you were distracted on your phone and when you look up to see why you’re slowing down and then stopping, he quickly parks the truck and is on you.

He’s got you on your knees, gagging on his cock. You obey, keen on pleasing him. You suck him till your cheeks hollowed, tongue swirling around his tip, eyes keeping contact with his. His hands are tangled in your hair, pulling it all back while guiding your head up and down his cock. He’s cumming down your throat and you swallow it all, not daring to waste a drop. And he praises you for your nasty work.

“Good birdie, not wasting a drop of my seed.”

Simon pulls you up, hiking your leg up to the passenger seat so he can fuck you deeply from behind. An arm is wrapped around your neck, keeping you closely against him as he began to pick up his speed. His fingers came down to rub your clit, matching the pace of his thrust. You whimper, holding onto his arm, letting him take you however he wants.

He then turns you around and pushes you on the mattress, legs on his shoulders in an instant as he fucks into you harder. Both of you were so close, and fuck, you were desperate for a release. Skin slapping filled the air and when his fingers rubbed your clit harder, you jolted, clenching so fucking hard around him as you came.

He was close behind, his thrust getting sloppier until he pushed deeper, filling you up.

He leaned down, kissing you passionately and praising you for taking him so so well. He tucked you into the bed before going back to the drivers seat and continuing the route.

Part 2 of truck driver!Simon. Should I do part 3? 👀

(This is also unedited, sorry for any mistakes)