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fukass gmeme idw this i want forcebook give me FORCEBOOK GODDD
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Obey Me: House of Lamentation Group Chat
Lucifer: I require some assistance, Nico won't stop hugging me.
Lucifer: ... And caressing me.
Lucifer: And perhaps nudging me.
Nico: Let me have this moment, Lucifer...
Kauffee sends a picture of Asmodeus sleeping beautifully in the rose garden
Lucifer: DON'T SEND THAT MESSAGE, NICO.
Lucifer: And oh my.
Kauffee: SEND THE MESSAGE, NICO.
Nico: Lucifer is naked on my bed and prepared for the night
Lucifer: DON'T.
Lucifer: WHAT THE HELL?!
Lucifer has deleted a message
Kauffee: HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHQW I SAW IT
Daniel: Just let him
Kauffee: YEEEE BOI ABOUT TO GET SUM FUK
Nico: I wasn't actually being serious-
Daniel: Is he drunk?
Daniel: Poor bby-
Lucifer: You better keep one eye open tonight or you'll be walking with a limp tomorrow.
Nico: Wait wha?
Daniel sends a photo of Mammon blushing while nuzzling his cheek
Kauffee: If you hurt my brother, I will hurt the insides of your ass and it's going to be violent
Kauffee: Awwww cuties~
Lucifer: Tch.
Nico is offline
Daniel sends another photo of Mammon
Kauffee: And it's not going to be sexual I will literally spread you ass with a knife
Kauffee: oahsgajshiwha aaAAA CUTIES
Lucifer: Jokes on you, I'd be into that anyway.
Kauffee: ew
Lucifer: Seems that my little comment worked.
Kauffee: I will rip off your intestines and utilize them to choke them to death
Lucifer: I'd like to see you try.
Kauffee: Wanna bet, pussy?
Lucifer: I believe there is no reasoning in placing an unnecessary bet.
Kauffee: lmao you are just scared to lose
Lucifer: I am completely certain I will very much win.
Kauffee: KEHAKRHAKDHEKSHWKBEKSBW no
Kauffee: pussy ♥
Lucifer: Keep calling me a pussy, I dare you.
Kauffee: I will go personally into your room and call you a pussy, u pussy
Lucifer: I'm going to come teach you a lesson, just let me finish some personal matters.
Kauffee: pussy
Kauffee: pussy pussy
Lucifer: Try me.
Lucifer: I will barge into your room in the middle of the night and torment you with a 24hr lecture.
Kauffee: PUSSAAAYY
Lucifer: I WILL DO IT, DO NOT TEST ME.
Nico is online
Nico: STOP BLOWING UP MY D.D.D
Kauffee: PUSSYY hi Nico luci is a pussy
Nico: I could never agree more
Lucifer: Nico.
Nico: Hm?
Nico: AH WIATH NO PELALSE STOP HLEPE IM SOYRRYH
Kauffee: pussy
Kauffee: pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy
Nico: HELEP KAUFFEE HEELEP ME EPELASE
Kauffee: ????
Nico: HE'S KILLGIGGN GMEME SHAAGSAH
Lucifer: How do I...
Lucifer: :)
Lucifer: There.
Kauffee is offline
Lucifer: That's what you deserve for underestimating me.
Nico: oKjay oky I leanred my lesosnn
Nico: WAIAt Kaufufe is oflffine
Lucifer: Excuse me?
Lucifer: What was that noise upstairs just now?
Lucifer: Hm, I'm going to make myself a smoothie.
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loll i wwish i could not hava ethis everyother night lijee i haat e the crytyping gmeme because my dissalbility justt looks like it
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I know about JossLuke but not JOSSFLUKE 😭😭😭 we won
THE SURPRISE F IN THE MIDDLE ALDKSKDKSKDKS
yeah, jossluke was a beautiful pair but now jossgawin is a beautiful reality and they’re going to be so iconic. i feel it!!!
we absolutely won!!!!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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