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THEY BROUGHT BACK THE STUPID LITTLE PHONE
#IS HE STUPID .#I FEEL LIKE HE GENUINELY FORGOT HE WAS A PHONE AT THIS POINT#ANYWAYS this scene .#oh he prays to the universe and convienently a phone call from his ‘Producer’ haplens#*happens#god . hate this show actually#worf opens their big mouth#ii spoilers#ii1r spoilers
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Oh my God I'm improving...horrible goop head is improving so much...
#idk why this HAPPENED to me sometimes but is like two or 3 chronic conditions piledriving me at once...#...i rest in bed all day... progressively get better...& then the next day i'm FINE#if i Am fine tomorrow i'm good 2 go for my plans for the upcoming week. if i'm not it's Tattoo Canceling Time#or possibly Tattoo Reschedule time...entirely up to the artist#either way i'm feeling better than i have all day so i am hopeful about being free of the goop very soon 🤞#dial p for post#*happens
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At least we got fastest lap
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today i learned wtf a husband stitch is and not only does it anger me, it’s also yet another reason for me never to have children
#and yes I’m aware it’s not something that happen to all who give birth#*happens#but the fact that it literally happens at all#I wanna throw up#pregnancy tw#I guess if I had to tag it as anything#.thoughts
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Why is watching new shows so stressful I swear I wasn’t always like this
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

#I don’t think xy OR z happened but damn if this isn’t compelling#‘he would never do that. next chapter’#also it’s good to look beyond our own perceived ideas of the narrative and be fascinated by others takes#I’m only reading fanfics from one fandom so#gravity falls#fiddauthor#fan fiction#ao3#old man yaoi#the office#dwight schrute#screencaps
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By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.
#vlc media player#robert evans#piracy is preservation#piracy is cool#pay authors and musicians directly and fuck everyone else#wizardblr#wizardposting#wizardblogging#it could happen here#cool zone media#behind the bastards#podcasts
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50K HN… THE LOANS…
#this has happened to me several times in the past year but im talking about a new one right now#gumys big hits#hi shakespeare big fan of your fake dating au
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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point
#desire mona#media#WHAT IS HAPPENING.#WHAT IS HAPPENING!!#dropout#dropout tv#game changer#sam reich#zac oyama#ally beardsley#lisa gilroy
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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compliments from girls go hard
#comic#the girly girls are girling girling#this one popped off on twitter and there are SOOOO many wonderful positive comments about shared experiences omg#anyway lmao this happened at a friends birthday and we spent so long trying to find out who this was#all i remembered was “petite/shorter than me / nice hair / one could define her style as ”pinterest coquette“ lmao
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now#words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I can’t talk thru it anymore#my brain is just a vessel for mold#im piloted by mold#im molded by mold#my useless stupid princess babygirl…………………….#this is getting out of hand and I haven’t even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!
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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT
#we're gunna rage all night#boys night!#nothing bad happens#ides of march#julius caesar#caesar#brutus#ancient rome#gaius julius caesar#roman history#rome#et tu brute
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
#she was shocked when i said yeah about 90 percent of tbe predominately female teen fanbase spanning 20 years. Mayyy eee#death note#lawlight#same thing happened when we watched sherlock
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