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florshedworf · 1 month ago
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THEY BROUGHT BACK THE STUPID LITTLE PHONE
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pegglefan69 · 2 months ago
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Oh my God I'm improving...horrible goop head is improving so much...
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delulu-4-lewlew · 1 year ago
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At least we got fastest lap
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virmire · 2 years ago
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today i learned wtf a husband stitch is and not only does it anger me, it’s also yet another reason for me never to have children
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twisted-tales-told · 2 years ago
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Why is watching new shows so stressful I swear I wasn’t always like this
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grunklebongrip · 4 months ago
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When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written
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victusinveritas · 5 months ago
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By the way, It Could Happen Here and Behind the Bastards are great podcasts by Robert Evans and friends.
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gumy-shark · 3 months ago
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50K HN… THE LOANS…
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desire-mona · 2 months ago
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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point
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missabnormal · 7 months ago
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imagine being a Korean person awake at like one in the morning trying to accept that the president of South Korea actually just tried to go full dictatorship by way of an emergency martial law because he was basically having a political temper tantrum and every agency and corporation in the country is all hands on deck, code red mode on everything and the military is being deployed and then the assembly revokes the martial law and then the president is like lol nevermind and now you have to get ready to work at your shitty job on a Wednesday
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teaboot · 3 months ago
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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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lrndvs · 10 months ago
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compliments from girls go hard
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rowanisawriter · 3 months ago
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
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julius-caeser · 4 months ago
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BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT
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modernchemical · 8 months ago
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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before
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