#*minecraft death sound*

[lesbianspeedy]

ollie holding connor, then vs now

[final-girlfriend]

microwaving these in my mind

[crocheting-cupio]

My favourite Woodstock 94 moment was when Trent Reznor went "AUGGHH!" like a character in a video game at the end of March of the Pigs. Absolute caveman behaviour.

[oopbackinmymcdphase]

Shirtless gar for the soul?

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[mvffinhamster]

something something about that a flock of crows are called a murder of crows actually

something about a murder of crows ready to murder the federation to free philza

something about philza being the angel of death, the leader of crows, also ready to murder the feds

something about phil being freed by the huge murder of crows, committing war crimes for their dad

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

L's death in the death note tv drama is so good an insane. u cant hear light's internal monologue so its easy to interpret his reaction to L's death as genuine. then he literally holds him like this

[a-buncha-bad-ideas]

Bruce - General of the Horde of the Bastion (It/They/He/She)

A hostile, rowdy piglin general for the nether fortresses. Has a whole command of wither skeletons and blazes under her wing. Takes his job incredibly seriously and often takes jabs at her friends and troops just for laughs.

art by @bootleggreeky

[turbojawdo]

Thanks to @echollama for drawing my new goblin witch/potion girl Mavie! And her chicken, CAN’T forget the chicken. I need to name the Chicken

[sepiamestus]

oughhhhghghhhhh i need to write but i have a mock trial competition all of tmrw and practice tonight. My team hates gay people

[smarterthantheaverageloser]

Reading up on the current Dream drama like a suburban mother listening to her kids explain the lore of the game they've been playing in the woods for a month

[pseudowriter69]

wow 2wink trip album!!!!!!

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2wink trip album.................

[sorry-ooo]

sona . On the Inside I'm a little 5 Year old Minecraft obsessed boy

[proteus-no]

Ourgh moving into my new place in three hours. I didn't sleep yesterday bc I spent all day packing.

[fleshybeing]

in minecraft i found a black cat, tamed it and brought it home and named it after my dead cat, Mei. Mei was a fluffy black cat with green eyes, and she had to be put down bc cancer was winning. i miss her

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

[great-axepectations]

Imagine you watch these family friendly minecraft youtubers. Not necessarily for children, but it's wholesome entertainment for all ages. Then they say "hey, we're going to start a quick little hardcore series! Three lives and you're out!" And you think "ok yeah this sounds fun, I'll watch it."

And it is silly goofy funtimes! The first death is hilarious, and it's still the good clean fun you're used to. As it goes on, the dynamics between characters are getting interesting and more people are losing lives but it's still lighthearted fun.

AND THEN SUDDENLY IT'S GAME OF THRONES

Loyalty is sworn through blood oaths. Armies are assembled. There are epic large-scale battles. People are dying off for real and it's actually really impactful. One of them is roleplaying his grief so convincingly that his friends think something is wrong irl. There are deep, heart-wrenching betrayals that players are actually devastated by. None of this is scripted, by the way. All of the character arcs, narrative foils, and foreshadowing was completely organic and by accident.

AND THEN THE ENDING

So you know at the end of the first Hunger Games book where the two who have been together from the beginning have won, and the megalomaniacal evil game runners expect them to kill each other, but they find a way out of it? Instead of the game runners demanding they kill each other, it's the ghosts of all of their dead friends and enemies screaming for their blood. And instead of finding a way out of it, the last two go back to the burned-out remains of their home and reluctantly punch each other to death. And the whole time they're laughing and crying and apologizing to each other, and the winner is immediately so overcome with grief that he throws himself off a cliff to his death.

AND THEN THEY ALL GO BACK TO MAKING THEIR WHOLESOME FAMILY-FRIENDLY MINECRAFT CONTENT

LIKE SORRY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL AFTER THAT???