#*sorry

[laswells-ashtray]

Andrei bares his teeth when he's fighting someone hand to hand, he snarls and growls.

When the back of his collar is pulled, his head snaps to the person tugging him and he trails by their side.

He can be kicked, and he'll still bound after the one dawning the boot.

Makarov isn't too cruel to scratch his puppy behind the ears when the guard dog impresses him. He doesn't flick his nose either when the mutt gets excitable.

[incorrect-percabeth-quotes]

Sally: *sees Annabeth judo flip Percy and kick him*

Sally: That's it. Percy, we're going home.

Percy: Finally. Thank you mom! I've missed home so much. I can't wait to be back with you and Paul and my soon to be little sister!

Annabeth: Wait Sally, Percy is suppose to be going with me on the quest!

Sally: No. I already put Percy in one abusive situation and I refuse to do it again. I will not let you hurt my son again, nor will I let you pressure him into going on another quest!

Sally: I feel bad for the amount of stress you were under Annabeth, but my son is the victim here. He's been brainwashed, kidnapped and forced to live homeless for two months while constantly under threat. He's coming home to recover with me, and after seeing how you just treated him, you are not welcomed to join us.

[ducktracy]

ALSO @ PORKY AND DAFFY ANON I JUST GOT: I WILL GET TO YOU. i’m saying this now because you just asked the best question i will ever receive in my life, and you may as well have just asked me to marry you. i do. in more normal terms: i absolutely have thoughts and you are going to be my victim in terms of gushing about them so thoroughly and categorically you are so going to regret ever sending that ask. you just made my year. this is my Christmas. it may be awhile because i will probably be chipping at that ask a lot. maybe i’m hyping it up too much. but i could faint with happiness

[reckless-rider]

Would someone be willing to lmk if the tb or Dan heng VAs got replaced when maintenance is over?

[peachfolk]

AU where Patricia Spaulding goes to the hospital for postpartum psychosis and the very real very demonic baby becomes someone else's problem idk man I only care about the part where she lives right now

[alexalblondo]

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[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Look obviously the point of the naval outfit is to make Jack look smaller to emphasise his feelings of insecurity in the dinner party situation and regarding the reading issue like we're all smart we all know how visual symbolism works. Unfortunately the flip side of this is that those epaulettes haunt me for being so stupidly big I can't take the scene seriously.

[sailorsally]

here’s a fun fact to combine with your actor man lore: according to misha in the 4.01 supernatural then and now podcast ep he called eric kripke and asked to become a series regular on spn starting in s5 (which is pretty unheard of for an actor to do, usually that’s something the producers will approach the actor with first)

dick game so good it makes you call the producer to ask him to stay on the show

[badluck990]

I should work on that if this gets one note ill right this...

Or I could write stuff for Luna.

I choose Luna.

[parapsychoiogy]

not to be a hater but if youre Just starting to crochet or knit and you made your first successful project look at me in the eyes right now look at me this is important you do not need to make a crochet youtube account you need to practice your craft before you become a crochet influencer are you listening to me stop trying to release a $17 granny square cardigan pattern that definitely already exists look at me i love you take a step back from the phone come take my hand lets go to the yarn store it will be okay i love you

[i-likeobjectshowzz2763]

Yall, some mf in my english class today randomly hugged me.

Like, uh hello?

What was even funnier about this it that it happened while I was talking to the teacher.

Edit: I am so sorry it said "ymeglish"

I was laying down while typing this

[the-kipsabian]

getting through today will be a fucking struggle good god

[gracieblood]

hi it’s me the one who didn’t complete the google form and threw the laptop at a pink haired lesbian because question one was “enter your gender”.

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[sexypeople-contests-2025]