#*to not too. <- neurotic

[kingzombear]

remember that one post you did a while back with pomni and jax’s personalities swapped?

can i have more of that, my good bear?

She likes to sneak in his room when he's sleeping w an airhorn and when he jolts awake screaming she decks him in the face with a pie lol

[mammalsofaction]

Love that the dwampyverse has a binary scale of how supportive an older sibling in hiding sibling shenanigans. On one hand you have Kevin Grant Gomez, who goes out of his way to help hide Gretel's superhero adventures. And on the other hand you have Candace Flynn Fletcher, who goes out of HER way to BUST her brothers for their invention adventures.

And then you have Sarah "Eh, whatever shit happens to my little brother is clearly none of my business" Murphy, stuck very firmly in the middle. If they didnt each live on three different points of the Tri-State Area across town, I genuinely believe they would be the best of friends.

[lavenderprose]

Izzy Hands is not the kind of guy who would show up to your house on moving day with a pickup truck and three of his burliest friends and only allow you to pay him back with pizza (He is married to that guy tho. That guy being Ed) and he's not the kind of guy who would wake up in the middle of the night the minute he heard his phone ring and drive twenty-seven minutes to sit with you at the emergency vet while your cat got X-rays (He is married to that guy, though. That guy being Stede.) However Izzy Hands IS the kind of guy who, when he finds out you've been unsuccessfully trying to KonMari your house for the last three weeks, gives you a time and a day and shows up with a box of trash bags and fifteen audio books. The rules are 'You are only allowed to say the words yes and no' and he spends seven hours going methodically through every room in your house, pointing at items and saying, "What about that?" When all the trash bags are full, he rearranges your furniture. There's a manic glint in his eyes the whole time.

[currymanganese]

If we ever get Sydcarmy endgame I want to see them crack jokes with each other more, especially during a sex scene if we ever get one, and to see them make each other giggle and fall to pieces and shit. I want them to start sitting next to each other at family, holding hands after the meal or patting/rubbing each other's knees below the table. I want them to throw an arm over each other's shoulders as they brainstorm menu ideas. I want, before they get together, and after they've signed documents to give Sydney an official stake in the restaurant and she shakes the Berzattos' hands, I want Carmy's handshake with her to linger on a little too long and leave him awkward and red as a beet. I want Natalie, Richie, Tina, Ebra, Marcus, Sweeps, Manny, the new staff, Uncle Jimmy, Donna, Sydney's Dad, POTUS, the Vatican, Oprah, and the internet to clock the soft and loving looks that they furtively shoot each other. I want them to have full blown arguments where they don't hold anything back and see them compromise and kiss and make up. I want them to meet each other's families. I want-

*GUNSHOT SOUNDS- CAR SPEEDING OFF*

[criminal-sen]

:p

[gimmethatagustd]

The executive director of the nonprofit I applied to work at wants a 10-15 min phone call with me and I’m so fucking scared !!!!

Cuz like what if I’m not getting the job and he’s rejecting me nicely

But also what if he IS giving me the job and there’s something I don’t like (like they don’t offer a high enough salary and I have to reject them)

I also don’t know when he’s gonna call me cuz he hasn’t responded to my email yet AND I don’t have my anxiety meds so I am a giant fucking mess of nerves today

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think Tom would have a major preoccupation with the fact that Tuvok has only had sex with his wife. Like, Tuvok lets this fact slip and Tom can't let it go for some reason. Even though everyone he brings it up to is like "?? And? What do you want me to say about that? Who cares?" Tom for some reason is still like:

He can't even verbalize why

[nyaagolor]

the hands down funniest part of Confessions to me is Sayo dragging Natsuhi to absolute fucking filth. "Beatrice just tortured you until she got bored". "It's better to just mess with her instead of make her an accomplice." "She was so pathetic that even Beatrice lost the ability to enjoy watching her suffer". "She doesn't need me to hate her when she does it all herself". And the holy grail: she never killed someone in my stories because he is simultaneously short tempered and dumb as shit

[thus-it-is-proclaimed]

I personally believe Miles Edgeworth during the 7yr gap would number 1: possibly obtain a therapist. Probably earlier when he chooses death, if we’re giving him some grace. And number 2: be a Guy with a Journal. A very nice one with a nice Special Feelings Pen where he allows himself- per therapist’s advice- to express his thoughts and feelings and start to come to terms with his Awful Repression. He still struggles with verbalizing his feelings, but it would help to get them out in a safe place where he isn’t judged.

[peepoo79]

I feel like Patrick Bateman is the kinda guy who gets absolutely, completely, utterly pathetic the second he comes down with a cold or something. Bro gets the sniffles and that’s enough to have him completely out of commission and stuck in bed like an ailing victorian child with consumption.

[heybiji]

Human Wizard, Lacuna.

ever make a standby DnD character and immediately go feral over them

[voidedjuice]

if youre cold theyre cold

hold your nemesis in your mouth

[lucky-clover-gazette]

just spent three hours verbally outlining a revised star wars sequel trilogy with several nerd friends and i love our version of ben solo that doesn’t exist

[hajihiko]

You seem to know a lot of things that are good for anxiety, tell us more

it's really only what I've looked up, I'm not a professional nor have I really been to those in a way that counts (so don't take me too seriously!)

That said I do have a lot of stuff I figured on my own lol

deep breathing helps like actually, and I personally have a little self-soothing gesture I do sometimes (like idk... shaking out your shoulders maybe?) and a little phrase that helps me. The phrase changes, recently it's "not everything is always the worst" for when I start doomthinking or imagining the worst scenario. So something to that extent maybe (remind me to link a comic by toastyglow when I'm not about to sleep).

Talking to yourself out loud might actually help since you can't talk as fast as you think so you end up sort of realizing how ridiculous or frantic or unreasonable your thoughts sound out loud.

Lessen sensory input (go there. In the dark. Go in the dark) and oh uh stand really firmly on the ground (no shoes if possible) and imagine and feel your whole weight on them. "Stay grounded" haha get it (for me it's good for the numb and far away feelings)

[nemmet]

thinking about be cool scooby doo fred on this delightful evening. he's afraid of widths. he gets emotional over a drumkit. he knows how to apply eyeliner perfectly. he's a sleep deprived, paranoid, manic danger to himself and others. he becomes enemies with a goat. his shoulders are so tense that they can break a chair. he goes to jail twice. where on earth did he get the funds to give the mystery machine all those high-tech upgrades. he hired a guy to make his epiphanies look more dramatic. the exterior of his house is an affront to god. he cannot take care of himself to save his life. he is a middle aged dad stuck in the body of an eighteen year old. he has childhood trauma related to halloween. he accidentally parked his van on a space shuttle. he is consistently aggravated by daphne’s commitment to the bit. he really needs to let go of those tiny red shorts. he's a court jester. he represents the order to his criminal father's chaos. he has control issues stemming from this but tries to overcome them for the sake of the gang and always apologises when he goes too far and knows that even when they wind him up it isn't a threat because he loves and trusts them so much and they care about him in turn even before he fully opens up to them about his childhood and—

[fauvester]

old man snoring noises