#-GESTURES LOUDLY-

[aparticularbandit]

Agatha All Along apparently has a Shave and a Haircut (TWO BITS) ending.

NO MATTER WHERE I GO, I GUESS I CAN'T ESCAPE THAT FUCKING SONG.

...no Toon can resist the old 'Shave and a Haircut' bit...?

[atdutiesend]

{ picks my brain up and rattles it vigorously to make words and good screenies fall out so I can fuckin redo Grim's page like I did Enyo's-- }

[kazoologist]

congratulations to Mme. Pascale Leclerc, who has surely just experienced both the funniest and most unhinged weekend a mother could ever have. Dear fucking christ, I hope your middlest son brought you a bottle of champagne for yourself, ma'am.

[fantastic-nonsense]

Okay so in the span of one month, Kaz:

saved Inej's life (twice)

rescued her from Van Eck

paid off her indenture by liquidating every asset he had

made her rich

got the brothel she was sold to (temporarily) shut down

bought her a warship so she could live out her dream of ending the slave trade

threatened a King to find her parents and bring them to Ketterdam

took off his gloves and held her hand

no one's ever competing with that, friends. No one's ever going to come close

[thebirdandhersong]

you know I really HAVE only ever been to one undergrad party and it was the bomb because it was just my friends in a crowded room and we were as loud and silly and dramatic as we wanted to be and the lights were colourful and the streamers blew in the fan-produced wind and we screamed the lyrics to Love Story like nothing else and I spun people around and was spun around myself and on that last day of class we had three blessed hours where we were just a bunch of unembarrassed, overexcited, completely exhilarated and adrenaline-high kids in this one guy's dorm room, singing and dancing our hearts out like there would be no tomorrow, and I was sweating through my dress and exhausted from 2 weeks of consistent 3-5-hour sleeps and knew that this was the last time I'd do this with these people in this place in this moment and it made me so fiercely, deeply, joyfully glad and so terribly sad

[incorrect-koh-posts]

William of Tyre on Raymond III of Tripoli:

"He was lean and slender of body and fairly tall. He had a handsome face and slightly large nose; brown hair that hung down straight; beautiful eyes and fairly broad shoulders. He was moderate in all things, as much in drinking and eating as in his speech, which was very reasoned. He was wise and showed foresight in time of need, without arrogance. He was more generous to strangers than to his own. In the Saracen prison, he learned a little of letters. When he wanted to find the answer to something, he would freely consult the written word. In the year that he was called to be regent of the kingdom, he married a lady named Eschiva, who had been wife of Gautier, Prince of Galilee. This lady was very wealthy; she had had several children by her first lord, but by the Count she had none. Nevertheless he loved her as tenderly as if all these children had been his own."

- from the Historia rerum in partibus transmarinis gestarum by William of Tyre

[local-soda-can]

I JUST SAW ELF THE MUSICAL WITH MY THEATRE GROUP AND WIEJAHEHGEHSNEKEORIRIRJ

BUDDY IS JUST LIKE ME FR‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i loved it so much the actor who played buddy was just so delightful and amazing

if y’all ever have the time go to the phoenix theatre and watch elf the musical it was so wonderful

[custer-mp3]

Unsainted storyboards by Jake Larsen 👉 source 

[tony-andonuts]

Hello gay people in my phone hiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!@

[miodiodavinci]

managed to make it to 30% of the way through the library today and i treated myself to listening to how it handles on some of the first songs i ever covered with utau and it's making me go awawawawawawa

[aparticularbandit]

OKAY BUT I CAUGHT THE THIS ISN'T HOW IT HAPPENS REFRAIN AND YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME AND MY SECOND PERSON WRITING ASS AND MY AGNES CHAPTER WITH THE CONSTANT THIS IS HOW IT HAPPENS REFRAIN IS GOING WILD OVER THIS FUCKING BOOK

[hanahaken]

it may be an otome game but there is absolutely nothing heterosexual about the hakuouki boys. not a damn one of them is straight.

[fellmother]

What type of villain are you?

For the Greater Good

Perhaps you do not believe what you are doing can truly be classified as evil. Perhaps some people will be hurt from the immediate consequences of your actions, but what the masses fail to see is the immense good that will come of your plans. Maybe you act in the name of science, or for your people who have fallen on great tragedy. Maybe you see cracks in a failing system and want to uproot it through chaotic, destructive means to avoid greater tragedy down the line. Maybe you're just in with a bad crowd, but you can't leave them, no matter how unsavory their intentions, because they're your only ticket to your ultimate goals. No matter what, your goals are noble, and you take no joy in wreaking havoc or hurting those in your way, but the evils you partake in are necessary. If you need to play the bad guy to ensure a better future, then you are willing to play that part.

[unholyplumpprincess]

Gags bc someone tried following me who had this whole thing abt how butch/femme are terms only for lesbians and then had a post right after calling queer a slur FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER POST saying ppl needed to read their history and educate themselves

Like,,,my good bitch,,,do u want a mirror,,,

[jeffersonhairpie]

Being aroace spec and sincerely believing that any given fictional character is also floating in that vicinity is always an exercise in climbing the ladder. You start out perfectly happy to sit in your corner and eat your food but the more you see people insisting that *insert other identity* is the only reading supported by the text (usually with a side of 'and if you think anything else you are in some way bigotted') the more adamant I become that the character does not fuck

[solarisgod]

Micah being the Chimera to Warlock's Manticore---