Bhayii overthinking Roku ki yeh zindagi mein jo downfall chal raha hai usse samjh nahi aa raha hai
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jesus christ superstar is about leftist infighting and hating your best friend and loving people wrong and the myopia of fame and inevitability and understanding that you were the cog that might not have turned and how love will not save the world because it is not enough and how people are fickle and how leaders are cowards and how the buck has to stop somewhere and how love doesn't stop just because it's useless or bad and saying 'i told you so' and how good will can never trump The Plan and how together we are so very strong and how God is not going to save us and how the story is incomplete because we have to finish it ourselves
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I had a thought
sir pentious: Let me get this straight, you expect me to enjoy eternal peace WITHOUT MY EGGS?!
Emily: well.. they are evil minions, but I’m sure if you give me some time I can figure out someth- *Emily looks down to see Sir pentious falling down the stairs to hell*
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If you're feeling stuck in a rut, just remember: even Cthulhu rises from the depths and drives sailors insane with His incomprehensible countenance on occasion.
You, too, can rise from YOUR depths.
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Very funny how all the games have a certain level of intricacy to them, some kind of rule thrown in to trip you up. And then the King of Spades is just 'there's a guy out there with an anti tank rifle and no chill. Good luck'
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I don't want to be perceived but I don't want to gatekeep my hot personality from the world either
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Desi parents would never say "my kid has social anxiety" they always say "isko toh kisi se baat bhi nahi karni aati hai" .
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Nope is such a fantastic story about the way things regress to their most primal forms in a catastrophe.
There is a UFO in the valley (except they don’t call them UFOs anymore). You want to know what it’s doing and why it’s taking your horses. You want to understand it. You want to see it. You want to run from it. You want to survive at any costs.
What even is that thing? It’s a ship from a civilization unrecognisable from your own. Wrong, it’s an animal. You think maybe it’s targetting you, seeing you. But it’s just hungry, and territorial. You understand this because you’ve worked with animals your whole life, but you can’t stop a horse from bucking when a flash goes off so how are you supposed to stop this thing from eating you?
If you’re going to see the UFO that isn’t a UFO you need to find proof that you saw it. You fail to capture it on your phone so you install some high end CCTV and point it at the sky. The CCTV fails because there was a bug in frame. The CCTV fails because all electricity fails when this animal arrives. You find someone with a camera that they can hand crank but he gets eaten. You have a well with a polaroid camera pointing at the sky and if you take enough pictures at the right intervals you can string them together into a film in which the hungry, hungry animal appears right at the end. It’s in your blood. The first piece of film ever made was made this way, and it captured your ancestor, on a horse.
You like to think that you’re worldly and modern and that you escaped being whatever you might have been if you had grown up in the wild. But if your father’s skull is ruptured by a dime, or if your birthday balloons get close enough to the studio lights to burst, or if you swallow a balloon and it explodes in your stomach, all the preconcived notions about what you think you are go out the window and you become nothing more and nothing less than flesh and blood.
And sometimes, if you’re smart and lucky, you might just get to survive
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ever felt guilty for having things?? like, yes. i have food in my plate, a soft bed to sleep in, good clothes to wear and there are so many people who don't
ever felt like you don't deserve it??
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Tumblr decides to advertise to me an autism test. Have you seen my blog? If you don't know I'm autistic after that, that's on you Tumblr
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