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[meanbossart]

What are DU Drows tier list of all the races in faerun? Like what are his fav and his least fav? 🙏

You godsdamned vultures

[dunmeshistash]

I was reading - or rather watching - the book dedicated to Daydream Hour released this year, and I came across some pages dedicated to the various characters who give each other Christmas presents. I found it very funny from what little I understood with Google Lens, and was wondering if there was an unofficial English translation. Thanks in advance if you can find it. P.S Pages from 130 to 135 in case you don't understand which ones I mean.

Oh boy, I do have a translation but I think this version is so confusing, it's from when it was in ryoko kui's blog i think

Too much information for me LOL

Here's the untranslated daydream hour version

Yes that's where the Floke family christmas pic comes from.

[flickering-nightfall]

it's pride month, you know what that means

[rabbitlegs]

Will we see more of the glorious Goombella?

After an intense headbonking session

[appsa]

hi! I was reached out to by Wafaa but I'm a small blog and I was wondering if you could share:

Wafaa @hebsnhel is 42 years old and she left Gaza in February to get treatment for her own illness, but her family is still living in danger in Rafah as the iof are approaching. Her fundraiser has been verified by @/blackpearlblast and @/mothfishing. Wafaa's first account got nuked by tumblr staff and so now she made a new blog (the one i linked).

Wafaa's family consists of 15 people, including 4 children and a newborn who suffers a lot due to the harsh conditions in the tent. Per her most recent post, Wafaa's daughter gave birth to the newborn while suffering from a chest wound.

here's her link, please get rid of the parenthesis and link it in your post: https://gofund(.)me/d2f36cd6

could you share her fundraiser link to your followers? it is only at €5,360 raised of €35,000 goal so far and it has been very slow.

Vetted by @/blackpearlblast and @/mothfishing

As of june 1st Wafaa and her family have raised

€5,415 / €35,000

Please keep sharing, even if you can't donate. If you can contribute even a little, please do.

[txttletale]

Who's worse, the vote labour no matter what crowd or the vote blue no matter what crowd?

oh the labour guys easy its no contest. as i keep saying the biden guys can at least point to real policies that set the two apart even if those policies are laughably inadequate. starmer guys can't even do that lol the red tie is just a security blanket to them.

[akanemnon]

I'm sorry

That's how Susie sees them

[alloplush]

Are you able to draw Lucifer begging Alastor for him to sleep in his bed with him wearing the duck PJs

absolutely ✨

[poppy-metal]

back on my dilf-next-door!art donaldson-

i just know this man is borderline obsessed with you but it makes him feel like a dirty old man to think it so he keeps it to himself (by that i mean his beats off by the window that lets him see into your house)

and when you finally let him hit he nearly blacks out and he cries a little bit because it’s better than he imagined (every night)

the fact that art is as hot as he has the body that he has looks like that is a good person and a good father and kind and just all his tens and yet. he's the one thankful to you - he's held himself off for so long, i think. he's a lover at his core, a divore would shatter his heart - he'd not be ready to move on for some time and he'd devote all of his time to lily. the possibility of a relationship isn't even a thought in his mind - doesn't even grace the stratosphere of his world. he gives himself so fully to others its hard to have anything left over for himself. he spends years in a monotonous rhythm of spending time with lily, building a life for her thats full, building a home she'll be happy to come to when its his turn to have her - even when hes on his own, hes always working - building something - a new bookshelf for the comics lily is into - gardening - the flowers make him feel at ease and lily likes them - a pool - lily likes to swim. he still treats his body like a machine, up every morning, jogging until his lungs are screaming so loud and his heart is beating so hard he can't think of anything else, cant feel the void in his life. cant let himself feel discontent.

he hardly notices hes built a space to share with someone else until you're there - filling it. he realizes he built a home bigger than himself and lily and he doesn't realize how fucking lonely he was until you've been over at his house and you leave and it just feels wrong to sit in the stillness like that. he finds himself having fantasies when he's in the shower and his hand skims down his stomach, cups his dick - usually its a quick almost clinical affair, a bodily function he needs to release - letting his head thump forward to meet the steamed glass in pleasure. his breath fogging - he lets himself think of you, of your body, your skin and your smile and the way you dress everything everything everything - hes moaning his hand gliding up and down up and down. and he imagines your face nuzzling him, how sweet you'd be - on your knees - he thinks you'd suck and lick around his tip - dip your tongue into his slit. he pulls back his foreskin to release the pink head, rubs his thumb over the rubbery skin as he imagines it - imagines the warmth , imagines sinking into it. when he cums his knees quake. he smiles, breathless and like hes a teenager again, because that was the best fucking orgasm of his life.

so yes hes thankful - so fucking thankful when he gets you to stay the night, when he doesn't have to be alone in an empty fucking house and even worse, go to bed by himself. hes damn near whimpering with relief when he presses you back into his sheets and slots between your thighs and the sigh that rattles from him when his body settles over yours comes deep from his very bones. you touch everywhere and its so fucking good. hes hot and hard and slick, sliding against the crease of your thigh - and you gasp, "art. please - "

and he kisses you quiet - stilling himself as he lifts his hips, nudges his cock against the wet slit of your sex and presses - presses in and in and in and he's the one gasping this time, open and wet against your mouth, not even kissing just panting against your lips.

his head drops to your shoulder, his hips rock, and the moan he lets out sounds wet and soft - like he could cry, like hes on the cusp of it. "its so good." he breathes, mouths at your skin, sucking wetly on it, pulling it into his mouth. his teeth graze and its a pain you like. "you're so tight - oh my god."

you legs rise - the insistent nudge back and forth of his hips against yours spreading you, making you want to let him in even more even though hes so. hes so "oh art, you're so deep." hands gliding up the flexing muscles of his back, locking your ankles above his ass, urging him on. in and in and in in in in in. "it feels g - ood. keep - keep going - keep - oh -"

his moan rumbles from his chest, hes pressed so tight against you hes barely pulling out - your pussy squeezing him, sucking on his cock - you dont want him to leave but - you want it faster - you want it. his lips skim the shell of your ear and you gasp when he wraps a hand under your back, lifting you a little, pressing you impossibly closer, his other hand fits down as well, until both his big palms are under you, cupping your ass, molding you to his dick, rocking you against him back and forth up and down again and again and again. "you dont know," he pants, his voice hard and low like gravel, "how long I've needed this."

needed not wanted.

"have it-" you babble, nearly bouncing against him now. letting him maneuver you how he wants up and down on his cock. "its yours, baby, take it - take it-"

the slap of your bodies starts to echo throughout the room - his fucking becoming needier and and needier - his hands on your ass digging in now, gripping and not cupping, dragging not guiding guiding you against him. punching in and out of your cunt helplessly.

"thank you - thank you, thank you fuck - fuck honey. oh fuck -" he sounds tortured and you slide a hand through his damp blonde curls in comfort. can tell by the way he sounds and the way hes fucking you that hes breaking apart, how much he needed this on a fundamental, animal level. it goes beyond just being horny - he's denied himself this for so long - you're letting the band he's let get stretched thinner and thinner, finally snap. snap with the pound of hips crushing yours into the bed in pounding thrusts of his cock inside you. "I'm gonna cum - tell me - tell me to cum inside you. tell me you want my fucking cum filling your pussy."

"i want it, i want it, i want it."

god, you'd make him a dad again. you tell him so, "get me pregnant. I'll make you a daddy again, art, please - just fill me up -"

"FUCK!" the shout comes deep from his gut. ripped from his lungs and then he's at you like an animal, pummeling his hips and the bed is rocking, rocking so hard you know there will be dent in the wall but you dont care you cant stop moaning his name and begging for his cum and holding him to you like you could meld your limbs together.

so glad that you moved next door.

[habken]

HABS DROP ANOTHER AOYAMA SHIP AND MY LIFE WILL BE YOURS

okiedokie dekuyama kiddies

[sturgeonposting]

Opinions on this sturgeon

I think he's scary as fuck

I can understand how seeing such a large fish incites fear in you; it is a base survival instinct that “bigger than me” = “going to eat me” in our minds. But I am glad to tell you that this gentle giant is a white sturgeon and he means you no harm. In fact he has no means with which to harm you.

About the only way that people are killed by sturgeon fish is being knocked from their boats by a surfacing sturgeon and drowning or being pulled from their boats by a sturgeon on a fishing hook and drowning. Both deaths are preventable simply by wearing a life jacket (and learning to let go of a fishing rod).

Sturgeon also have

protrusible mouths ˎˊ˗

lacking in teeth; thus, they can only eat what they can fit into their mouths. The white sturgeon is a member of the Acipenser genus, by the way, which means that their mouths are on the undersides of their bodies (ventral). For this sweetheart to eat you, you would have to be less than a foot tall and laying directly under him.

And you know, he doesn’t want to eat you anyways. He is very happy eating insect larvae, worms, crustaceans, and small fish. He is actually very nice and he wants to be your friend. He will have no problem respecting your personal space and will happily enjoy your long-distance friendship from the bottom of the Fraser River.

[nessieartss]

A crumb of Nanami art in your style??? (Please I beg 🤲)

I can’t believe this is my first time drawing nanami I should be put in jail for this

[dunmeshistash]

Do you have anything with Thistle in modern clothes? I don't see him much in the modern drawings and I'm curious what he would wear

I wish I had! I also wanna know what he'd wear but I'm pretty sure this is the one one we have

He's the only supposedly male character wearing a two piece swimsuit WHAT DOES IT MEAN

oh and the christmas outfit if that counts

[stonerbellybabe]

I can see someone has only been doing milkshake curls and belly stretching stuffings. Look at you bursting out of that workout gear. Stretchy clothes aren’t supposed to be that tight. Now be a good girl and top off that belly.

If you insist

[sunglassesmish]

I'm sorry but how do you witness bucks "maybe we both have daddy issues" with his come hither and fuck me eyes and voice and think tommy was fucking out of line responding beat for beat 😭

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE. he knew what he was doing!!! and then responding ‘but you think i do’ ??? he was like no we are not done with this, do you or do you not want me to call you daddy

[luchigeon]

i miss my girl Lizzy. I wonder what she is doing?

she went for a walk with Ciel !

(now I draw her with a lil tooth gap because of this headcanon, it's way too cute)