They gave max community service for swearing
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the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.
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someone who is able to calm your anxiety >
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i saw this picture, i gasped and dislocated my jaw
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i hate the way LIBERALS talk about bigoted criminals. video of a guy throwing bricks into a gay bar in hells kitchen and the comments are all like “this man needs to get a life!” “so much hate, what’s wrong with people these days :(” “what a sad little human” hey man i dont know how to tell you this but we have to shoot these people. with guns
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Cute guy at the gym tried to make eye contact w me and smile multiple times. I found him rly hot . So naturally I adopted my resting bitch face and made sure I was as unapproachable as possible
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that's absolutely diabolical brittney. unfathomably insane. wildly delusional. you belong in a psych ward
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anyway this is my roman empire
haha get it because
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sometimes i. just think about this picture
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