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After constantly being around the other Bats and their various super-powered and suspicious teammates, the Batkids probably forget what phenomenal liars they are and are freaked out by the way heroes they don't know and normal civilians trust them.

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Sports Team Logos for DC Comics Cities

Used Photopea and took some liberties with the names.

Fictional Etymology

The Knights⚾️: The Knights initially attributed their name to Gotham's history as an English colony though the double entendre was not lost on them, especially since the infamous "Gotham Nights" have become synonymous with the crime capital.

The Meteors🏈⚾️: Alliteration 🤷‍♀️.

The Spartans🏐: Gateway City possesses the largest collection of Greek artefacts outside of Greece and have a reputation for producing gold-medal-winning Olympians, inspiring the name of Gateway's Pro Volleyball team; the "Spartans".

The Sab-Cats⚽️: The Sab-Cats are a NWSL team born out of a social initiative by community centres in Star City using sport to keep youths away from crime. Recently turned professional, the team honours its mutual aid roots by adopting the Anarchist symbol of the "Sab-Cat".

The Velocity🏈: Keystone City has long been a hub of transport manufacturing, from automobiles to aircraft. The Velocity began as an amateur factory workers' football team in the 1940s, with its name referring to the cars these workers assembled.

The Cheetahs🏈: Initially named the "Central City Cougars", after the wildcat historically present in Missouri, the NFL team more recently renamed itself after the speedy African Cheetah in honour of its then residential speedster, the second Flash, following the first Crisis.

The Cosmos🏀: Before its destruction, Coast City was known along the West Coast as a melting pot of diversity, and its former NBA team derived its name, "Cosmos", from the word "Cosmopolitans".

The Bloodhounds⚾️: Before harmful radiation, Blüdhaven was plagued with corruption, often enabled by its police force. Some suspect strings were pulled for this former MLB team to adopt a blue kit and a common police dog as a mascot. Maybe it's a coincidence?

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Sassy Clark we love you

Superman - Man of Tomorrow

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Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃 -@batfambrainrotbeloved <333

Hello friend! Thanks so much ♡♡

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Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Aww hey thanks! And right back at you.

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I knew Batman was a dad when I watched that JLU scene for the first time where Clark tells Bruce the JL is turning themselves in to the authorities to prove their innocence and Bruce’s “What?” was probably loud enough to hear from space.

“You want me to what?” = a tone Bruce hasn’t used since Dick crashed the Batmobile on a joyride. That man is so, so disappointed in you, Clark. And genuinely stunned that you were stupid enough to suggest this.

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Jim Gordon keeping a family tree of the bats with updated names and costumes cuz those guys switch up every couple months and never tell him so whenever someone has a costume change or gets more emo durring their teenage rebellion he's all like "that's great kiddo, but which one are you" like a grandparent with too many damn kids

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"Just another Batman groupie". Jason looks so done.

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its so funny that bruces first reaction to being accused of murder was😦😏 great opportunity to go missing and not talk to anyone ever again

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Honest to god Titans Tower is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened in comics to me? Like, there's so much to unpack here it's insane?? The tear-away stripper Red Hood costume? The knock-off Robin costume with the stupid ass yellow tights that somehow looks worse than if Jason just rocked the bare thighs? The way Jason is drawn like he is fully 35 with two stepkids and a mortgage? Jason inventing fanfiction about Tim and Bruce's relationship in his head because he refuses to believe Tim actually stalked his way into being Robin?? Trying to mimic his crowbar death by beating Tim with his own staff but I as a reader am entirely unable to take it seriously because of those stupid fucking tights-

And then you get to Tim's side of things and he says like, all of 5 things the entire time and three of them are a coded 'fuck you'. He has absolutely no time or respect for Jason's pity party and it's actually hysterical because Jason cannot stop yapping. Meanwhile, Tim is like, definitely losing the fight which makes it funnier?? Then the ending?? Jason scrawling "Jason Todd was here" on the wall in blood (or red paint meant to look like blood, up in the air) and signing it with a handprint like he's a middle schooler who just discovered Creepypasta???? Ripping the 'R' off Tim's costume when he's literally already unconscious?? Zipping away from the scene thinking "damn I actually like that kid, wish I had friends tbh"??

And then it's literally never brought up again.

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Batman day u say? Happy 83 years lil dude!!!

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it's less funny now that you can derive it from wfa instead but there is something comical about how hard fanon has latched on to the "jason's favorite novel is pride and prejudice!" given that the actual canon evidence for this is . . . a scene in which he reads the book in a prison yard, right before 1) starting a fight and shanking some people 2) killing 82 people by poisoning the prison mess

like, the point is the incongruity! jason reading regency novels of manners occurs specifically in a context where he is, at this very moment, plotting dozens of murders

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I sure hope nothing bad happens to him

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Do we think Dick Grayson's ever done his impeccable Joker impersonation in front of Jason Todd? Because I do and it wasn't even for a case or anything reasonable but some bizarre dare Jason and Dick talked themselves into mid-argument. Tim takes a picture for the family group chat which he'd explain if Bruce hadn't managed to break down the door of the flat in the duration. More shenanigans would ensue. I know it.

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No wonder so many members of the Batfamily hallucinate, sleep deprivation is a bitch and a half. Anyways, right now I can't imagine anything funnier than Bruce soliloquizing silently on an empty rooftop because he's hallucinating both the Batsignal and Gordon there, and Gordon's trying to wave at him from the correct rooftop. Bruce just doesn't notice, nods to himself, and figures the case is closed. He then hears something skittering around in the dark and goes to investigate, mind full of the horrors he scientifically shouldn't believe in but can't quite disregard right now. Because lack of sleep.

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Batman: The Knight is good but in my heart I know that Bruce Wayne was all of about 14 years old when he went off on his world training adventure.

Because if Bruce was running around chasing dangerous and morally dubious people before his voice even dropped, begging them to teach him, it makes a lot more sense why he’d see a grieving, angry little Dick Grayson years later and think yes, the ethical and normal thing to do here is to teach the boy to fight myself and give him his own costume.

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what i love about bruce's brand of being rude is that as soon as you're not intimidated by him, you can enjoy the fact that he's a huge weirdo. if you're scared of him he's scary. if you know him it's just funny. ok girl go all weird and silent. i'm having an even better time now.