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A big fan of such shenanigans.

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Pic credit : Superman Up in the Sky comics #1

You know Bruce could have called Clark by saying anything, "Superman I need an assist", "Clark I need your help", "Clark meet me right now/at x on y o clock" but nooooo... he had to say, "Clark, I need you".

I mean... what were the writers doing?

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Au where Dick and Kory go out dancing and after a while realize they don’t know how long they’ve been there. Dick’s watch isn’t working and every time they start to leave something happens or they forget what they were doing.

They manage to break whatever the mind control was when one of them sees the other get flirted with/ groped and the person doing it doesn’t back off when they’re told too. The power of protective rage snaps them out of it and lets whoever broke it drag the other outside where it breaks too.

After they both gather themselves and say their I love yous they go kick ass together

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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.

Art by Dylan Burnett (Instagram: @dylrburnett)

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The stupidest yet most compelling thing stuck in my head tonight is Bruce getting high with Harvey at his place. Both of them get notified, one by butler suspiciously rolling a blunt with a coded message on the side and the other via text that something's gone down and they should get to the Batsignal. Cue Harvey, very high, ubering there later than Batman (who had to do a full outfit change) and Gordon, who just finished lecturing one of them is flabbergasted and ordering both of them to stand away from him. Gordon would keep making pointed remarks that Bruce, currently too paranoid, wouldn't respond to, while Harvey just rambles.

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And you’re still saving me, every day.

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What have they done to the Titans. What have they doneee.

Titans #24

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Batman fans know basic shit about DC canon before making posts about it challenge (impossible)

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Bruce Wayne gets amnesia and his kids try to slowly break it to him that he was Batman and is all of their dads (ish there's a lot of arguing about this one that leaves everyone fuming). Bruce Wayne 2.0 suddenly busts out kung fu moves, flips out and threatens to go to the police/the press/a confessional and the entire family loses it after they lose him somehow and there's a lot of bickering and then Bruce Wayne (real) shows up and tells them it was a test and they were idiots for divulging so much information to a clear security risk.

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I think Jason Todd routinely sees therapists because he relishes telling his story (mildly paraphrased to remove the killing bits that might get his therapist in trouble) and seeing reactions of "oh he's crazy" or "oh my god I can't believe that happened". Or the third Gotham option of the therapist trying to make him actively worse and pursue crime with some flair. He also likes collecting diagnoses.

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World’s finest

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need to put them in more mundane life activities

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Barry: *eyeing Hal*

Hal: "What?"

Barry: "That's all you're bringing? We're gonna be in the woods for the entire long weekend, Hal."

Hal: "I have my ring. I'll just make whatever we need."

Barry and Hal: *both reflecting on the capabilities of Hal's ring and his concentration*

Barry: *narrows eyes*

Hal: "Yeah okay, stop at that gas station."

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I actually think Battinson has the best potential to bring out Bruce’s medical education when it comes to being Batman.

Keep in mind, it’s not that Bruce couldn't graduate med school. He just chose not to.

Battinson who can analyze a cut, determine the object used to inflict it, the intent behind it. And if you lie about it, he’ll know.

Battinson who’ll turn off his detective brain while at a scene, marching directly in someone’s face, — officer, offender, someone who just needs help and that's it, — and his voice is soft, which they know means bad. “Go see a doctor. Right now.”

Battinson who never leaves unless he makes sure everyone who needs medical attention at a scene gets treated accordingly.

He never says a word, just works, like ink on paper, hands capable of harm and healing of equal quantity. They feel safe.

Battinson who carries medical supplies on his belt. Narcan, Tylenol, insulin, bandages. An emergency scalpel.

Getting handed a tampon by him would be a religious experience.

ER doctors, from Park Row to the Narrows, don't know how, why, or when they started assisting the Bat on operating people. From civilian to Rogue. They just do.

He even gets his own pager.

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These panels are my main inspiration for tiny menace Dick Grayson tbh

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Dick Grayson's flat has sections that are so clean it looks like a microbiologist moonlights as his maid and then other sections that look like a racoon came by to decorate. Exhibit A: computer has a desk and that desk is spotless with papers in a stacked order of some sort and any hypothetical crumbs are vacuumed or sucked out with one of those keyboard cleaning slimes. At the same time there is a half eaten sandwich in his bed. In the midst of the rucked up sheets. His shoes are also frequently worn to bed. Also there's energy drinks, opened, half drunk, empty, everywhere. It's like a shrine.

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I hate writing emotional fucking med application essays. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.