#...Sorry

[billfrancois]

Worker from Pokémon Sword and Shield

[starlit-twilight]

"There's a way we can still be friends."

[ironpour]

on saturday night I went for a drink after work and saw a guy I know and have been distantly friendly with for a while. A guy I know has a girlfriend. And yet there he was, all over me in public, being excessively affectionate. We had more to drink, then he was inviting me back to his. He looks me in the face and tells me he's "straight by the way" while kissing me. Tells me he's attacted to me but isn't gay. Not to think or ask about the girlfriend. Sucking his cock, him reciprocating and being terrible at it. I hate that it tracks that he's maybe never been with a man before. His falling asleep instantly after cumming and leaving me to attempt to escape the dark warren of an apartment block in the middle of the night.

A dark dream fulfilled, and all so unsexy...

[magical-wishies]

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tw// body horror, please proceed with caution!

I'm glad you're here...!

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[ranboard]

only you can prevent a burnt pie

[lovecom]

watching criminal minds... spencer reid u greasy skinny rat i want ur peen

[project-sekai-facts]

It's Q&A Sunday with your host R.Q anon. This weeks question is...

Favourite PJSK meme(s)?

That's all for this week but we'll see you next time for another Q&A Friday

i'm so out of touch with this fandom i don't know about many big memes but like. this fucking image. there's something about it. why does he look like that??

[coldasyou]

the fact that there are multiple posts with tens of thousands of notes about how great gifmakers are and how much OP loves gifs and wishes people made more and "we need more gifmakers" and yet most gifsets even for popular fandoms aren't usually cracking more than a couple thousand notes at most.......it's just not adding up

[somebluemelodies]

you're scaring us and all of us, some of us love you achilles, it's not much but there's proof

The boat is moving before he can fully process it.

He’s moving before he can fully process it.

(They can’t leave without him.)

His legs move on their own desperate accord, and he’s only vaguely aware of two pairs of hands, one pair gripping each arm and stopping him in his tracks.

“Roier!”

“Roier, stop it!”

He struggles. Fights for his life.

(His life isn’t on the boat.)

(They can’t leave without him.)

Voices plea, but he can barely hear them over the sound of someone else yelling.

(“No! No, no, no! Cellbo! Cellbo!”)

He’s yanked back, away from the railing.

(“Cellbit! Cellbit!”)

It’s him yelling, he realizes, as his legs give out. The hands can’t catch him and he falls to the deck, communicator clattering out of reach.

Everything is blurry. So blurry. Fuzzy. He thinks he's crying. Thinks he can feel hot tears streaming down his cheeks.

But it's hard to think. Hard to hear. Hard to see. His voice goes hoarse. It cracks, breaks. His hands curl into fists in his lap as he hunches over himself.

"Mi esposo..!"

Someone crouches beside him. Maybe two people. He isn't sure. There's a hand on his back, one on his shoulder. They're saying something, but it sounds like it's underwater.

(He feels like he's underwater. Like he's drowning.)

(They're leaving without him.)

"Mi amor..."

today, of all days, see how the most dangerous thing is to love

[paddysol]

i just think that home-made vigilante crime fighting outfits are fun and i would not have put in the same work steph did into her cape and mask

[femaleboysblog]

she metal on my gear until im solid

[kabloomn]

when you pick chikorita as your starter in gen 2

[seasononesam]

when people hate 10x05 fan fiction it's like...god forbid women write and produce a full length supernatural musical

[pumpkinmetaphor]

After their photoshopped photos of Haruhi get taken down, the twins put this up on the the host club website. Tamaki demands their access get revoked but Kyoya's like no, site traffic is at an all time high. Cash grab pop feminist rebrand