#..maddy..rambles..

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

good day to like issbrokie. theres like 8 of us here.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

holy shit yet another day why do i have to do this

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

happy noodle boy makes a lot of sense, actually.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

nevermind shteppi went live to tell us goodnight so i kind of have to go to bed now. its my legal and moral obligation. shes actually so pretty btw. like. have u seen her. anyways right right bed.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

WAIT THEY'RE TRYING TO GIVE THEM A REGISTRY OF THE MENTALLY ILL?? that cannot be a good idea in any way, shape, or form. Use common sense, guys, please?

When I was twenty I was almost shot by a police officer because of my mental illness. I was peeling bark off a tree on public property to calm my anxiety.

Two officers pulled up very quietly in a squad car while I had my back turned. They did not announce their arrival. When I noticed them approaching me by the sound of their footsteps, I was frightened and reached for my phone to record them. They thought I was going for a weapon and one reached for his pistol. I put my hands up.

They illegally detained me and took my ID to run a background check. The one who had started to draw his gun on me asked me if I’d had any thoughts of hurting myself or others.

My background check came up clean. They released me and told me I wasn’t doing anything illegal. I went to my car and bawled my eyes out, thinking about how I’d almost died for the crime of “weird behavior.”

Don’t give these pigs a registry of the mentally ill. They’re already trying to kill us for no good reason.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

i need to be lobotomized sloppy style

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

here are some other banner/blinkie things i wanted to put on my intro post but couldnt fit

[chronicowboy]

living happily in my world where maddie had to listen to her brother meltdown about the implication of being in love with his straight best friend and just. took a picture of him. in his adorable little housewife apron. and went. hmm i wonder who would enjoy this. and sent it to eddie. who she never speaks to. and eddie seeing a text from maddie and freaking out. lunging for his phone only to see a beautiful picture of buck practically glowing. and he's like :) thank you maddie :). and then he sets it as his little contact picture for buck. and he's just smiling to himself for the rest of the day.

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

i found this on pinterest and thought you'd appreciate it @rainbowrowanx3

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

its a graveyard at this point

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

my hiding place will not be revealed :3

[bluerosefox]

Selina's New Kittens

Once again. A new DPxDC idea/prompt.

(Deaged! Danny, Dan, Ellie, and Jazz!)

Enjoy my random ideas.

Look.

Selina....

Selina wasn't expecting this when she decided to have some fun and do what she does best.

She just meant to sweet talk her way into Master's gala/party. Flirt and get info, maybe some blackmail. Steal away the rare cat themed artifact he had recently gotten (and also steal away his actual cat, such a lovely little diva it is too). then she was going to disappear into the night like always.

So...

Selina casted her eyes into the mirror of her car and could see the tiny children she had rescued from Master's hidden basement lab. All but one was asleep, the oldest out of them, although she seemed to be losing that fight from the way her head was falling forward, eyes closing but would jerk herself back awake when she realized she was falling asleep.

Curled up as hard and as much as they could towards the little redhead was three dark haired children, Selina mused that they'd fit right in with Bruce and his little bats/birds.

Two were near identical boys, though one seemed to be much paler than the other and if she remembered right one had red eyes and the other had blue, and the last one of the sleeping kids was a tiny toddler, a girl she heard was named 'Ellie' from the others.

Selina took note that the red head, Jazz, had finally fallen asleep a few minutes later. With a deep breath as she drove further and further away from that... that insane Fruitloop (she overheard the two boys call him that as they ran to her car) Master's place, she blindly reached for her phone and pressed a single digit on the screen, knowing it will connect to her car and call up the only person she can trust to help her with this.

"Selina." came the gravely voice after a single ring, sounds like she caught him on patrol but he seemed to be in a spot where he was okay to say her actual name over coms or she caught him before his night shift started.

"Hello Darling, I need your help with some kittens I found and to help me... Put away their terrible old owner."

[t0t411y-n0t-hum4n]

at this point, checking things on here off like a checklist bc if these happen how could it possibly get worse (it will find a way to get worse)

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[chronicowboy]

now that we have season 9 will they won't they buddie confirmed i feel it's only right to share with you my vision of the buddie wedding. the original ceremony is derailed of course. probably by some sort of big emergency that neither of them can resist helping out with. and they go home at the end of the day sweaty and sooty and exhausted. and buck is rambling on and on about how they're cursed and doomed and they should stay engaged forever because the universe clearly doesn't want them to get married. and eddie is just really fucking fond of his silly little guy and he needs to be married to him yesterday so he's saying yes dear whatever you say dear as he creates a new groupchat with all of their family minus buck and he gets to organising. and crucially buck has no idea what's going on. the morning of their next shift eddie heads in early without him and buck is wondering if they really are doomed and he gets into work all bummed and sniffly because he was supposed to be a husband today. eddie's husband! and he's not :(. but the station is weirdly quiet and empty. and bobby's waiting for him in the locker room with a dry cleaning bag and he says. hey uniform change for today. and buck looks inside and it's the suit he was supposed to wear. and he looks up at bobby with big wet eyes slowly realising what's happening and bobby nods at him and tells him to go get ready in his office. and buck's struggling with his tie when maddie ducks in and takes over and they have a little cry together because they're both so happy and she links their arms and takes him up to the roof. and chimney's leading jee-yun down the aisle as she throws rose petals everywhere. but all buck can see is eddie and chris waiting for him at the end of the aisle. and eddie is crying and buck is crying again. and chris is so embarrassed but he's so happy too. and maddie walks buck down the aisle and gives him a kiss on the cheek as eddie takes his hands. and buck whispers. you did all this? for me? and eddie just nods a little too choked up to speak, speaks anyway. needed to prove curses weren't real. and buck scoffs and rolls his eyes but he's smiling too big for it to mean anything. and bobby asks them if they're ready and they're both more ready than they've ever been. the ceremony ends with bobby having them sign their marriage certificate then update their personnel forms. tim if you're reading this after a glass of wine please know i forfeit all rights to this idea. it's yours. i don't even need credit.

[martyreddie]

the motto of 8x09s craziness really was "and it WORKED"

Buck tried to make Eddie jealous with a beagle and it WORKED

Maddie told a guy to kill himself and it WORKED

Buck tried to trick Eddie into renting his house to him by making an appointment with him under the name "freddie fakeman" and. it. WORKED!

[piko-rose]

Man. 🥲

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and being alone in a cave for so long, but you finally found a family.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you and your said family found themselves glued to the floor, and you couldn't move your feet, your legs. You just couldn't move at all. Except your hand. Barely.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you see chunks of concrete being pulled from above, preparing to smash against the floor, where your family is, and you can't move.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you can't move your legs and all you can do is reach out your hand to your family, who seemed so close yet so far away, and is about to get crushed by concrete.

Sonic, of course, saved his family from the concrete boulder, thankfully, but I often think about the moment before he saved him.

Despite being stuck onto the floor, it didn't stop Sonic from curling into a ball, managed to dash off from the high gravity floor with a burst of speed, and smashed the boulder to bits to save his family. He was not ready to witness another family member get injured, or worse.

He was not ready to lose another family again. He won't. He's not going to let it happen. He lost Longclaw, he's not gonna lose anyone else. And because of his will to make sure it won't happen, he managed to get unstuck and save them.

Everything about the small little moment with Sonic drives me insane watching the movie a second time. And you wanna know why?

Because someone close to him got hurt anyways.