#..sorry

[playtheshadw]

(You're a living comedy sketch.)

[stoopidpigeonxx]

PLEASE PLEASE. SWANSEA NSFW HEADCANNONS I'LL TAKE ANYTHING OH LORD... YOU'RE LIKE THE FIRST CREATOR I'VE SEEN WHO INCLUDES HIM IN THESE STUFF.

DROP ONE PLEASE AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSS!!!

(no pressure! Seriously, Take your time— im just a bit desperate for Swansea content.)

tehe~ I gotta feed my old man lovers too!

NSFW, MDNI. pls.

-For size, he's not super big. He's old. I'd say 7 inches at best. (which is PERFECTLY FINE AHEM.) Uncircumcised.

-doesn't normally opt for super hard or rough sex. Prefers slow and gentle. He likes the intimacy of it, and being able to be closer with you. That's what its about, right?

-A bit of a brat tamer, in a subtle way. If you're mouthing off, he can easily bend you over his lap and spank the living shit out of you, which he likes the idea of, but doesn't want to actually hurt you. He never spanked his kids when they were little, he doesn't want to fall into bad habits.

-"look. You gonna act like a spoiled lil' brat, you gonna get fuckin' treated like one. Got it?"

-Shocked when you're Lowkey into it. Maybe he should get you into spanking after all..

-likes when you take control. It's easier on his old joints and he's a sucker for a woman in power. Will sit back and enjoy the ride while you bounce on it.

-rough kisser. I don't know why but he just seems like the type of dude to be really harsh when y'all are making out. Not anything like lip biting, just intense with it. He likes the energy and passion put into it.

-opts for easy positions like cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. Maybe even 69, if he's up for it.

-speaking of oral, prefers giving. Not often, but maybe as a treat for you on a special occasion like an anniversary or your birthday. Won't say no to a blowjob, but he feels kinda guilty having you get on your knees for him. A good man treats his wife like a human, not a slave.

-isn't super vocal, but will occasionally throw a line of praise out there since he knows you're into that kinda stuff.

-"there ya go, sweetheart. God, yer beautiful. Swear I married an' angel.. fuck."

[desertduality]

🦐🦐🦐

💥🔫🦐

UNDER SIEGE I NEED REINFORCEMENTS

[kaatrina]

wanted to film OF content today but mother nature gave me that red sauce

[dailyroboty]

Ok so I actually have another theory,, I'm like 80% sure Roboty was supposed to have a major antagonist role judging by the TPOT 7 end scene, but One showed up and they didn't think they could have two antagonists at the same time, so they just shoved Roboty to the back burner.

Yea,, there's so much stuff they could do with Roboty, but the writers totally forgot him lol

i already had kind of a personal headcanon that roboty finds some of the exitors annoying. Like he finds the general atmosphere of the exit alright even though he'd rather be in other places but the classmates are the worst part for him.

I find it quite surprising that it seems that Pencil resents Roboty for getting the final blow on Four, that would be a pretty good thing to explore but i dont think it will be sadly

a long while ago i said i wouldn't mind bringing the waterfall back as long as they dont just stick him in there to write him out. i really hope he gets more screentime and honestly? i want more rbty interactions hes always real cute when hes talking to someone else. of course my big impossible wish would be beep family reunion since all of them are no longer competing but i dont think thats high up on the list of possibilities <//3

[rnschneider]

" ainsley collins " - influencer, icon, imaginary.

kimmy walters (account now private) // pretty little liars wiki // myself // @/internethippo on twitter // euripedes, oliver taplin // myself // myself // jack off jill's "girl scout" // josefa de ayala's "the sacrificial lamb" // himalayas' "thank god i'm not you"

[jjcocker]

anyways since I ate a RRALLLLY good burgar depending on how well my digestive systen takes it there arw 2 possible outcomes and they will both involve me violently sobbing in the bathroon

[redwolfstabs]

Popular photo of skeet but i like how pathetic he looks and yet so... mmmm yumy😊

GOD HE RLLY GETS THE GEARS FLOWING

Jesus FUCK.

Thank you River for this. Thank you. THANK YOU.

[superbattrash]

just stopping by to say hello and throw hearts at you hope you’re having a nice day 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🖤🩶🤍🤎

BEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi hi hiiiiii, my darling Bee, my day's fine, I'm sick and writing porn, same old same old, more importantly how ARE YOU, I MISSED YOU, WHERE WERE YOU??????

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[sexypeople-contests-2025]

[crimsonservbot]

You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[isabelopaque]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks