#0/10 experience

[demonlandline]

To be clear I don't think anything about the situation is actually funny, but also the jokes are funny so

[jojoandthejobros]

Just saw something so disgusting that even Gordon Ramsay would vomit.

[walshies]

every day I wake up in a reality where alcina dimitrescu is a fictional character and I don't like it

[romqnticstylez]

mission accomplished say i dont feel so good right before feeling *very* not good

[flameohotfamily]

everyone who claims mai ungrateful and senseless perhaps never had really strict parents :)

[dashintrash]

this is the most threatening t-posing I've ever seen

[squirrellypigeon]

He likes to feel tall

[snakefoil]

My mom and step father are watching the livestream for the Good Friday mass at the local baptist church, and the pastor is trying to argue that the “””leftist sjw’s””” are the ones who wanted to kill jesus fml

[nativeofvenus]

witnessed a fatal car accident tonight...will be drinking myself to sleep.

[daddys-little-gaslighter]

“If I was your daddy” cranky cause you’re not shaxx aren’t you nonny

😂 Shaxx as in the character or Shaxx as in my girl? Bc non lemme tell you, neither of us have a daddy kink

[flamediel]

Hello ik its ericks birthday but I feel disgusting so I unfortunately won't be too active. Sorry babes!

[secondstar-acorn]

Waiter at fancy restaurant: *sets down flower in front of my mom* happy Mother’s Day!!! *sets down flower in front of me* and for one of the future mothers of America

My nonbinary bisexual ass: *internally* does this make me uncomfortable because of the implied heteronormativity, the assumption that I am a woman, or the implication that a woman’s natural purpose is to have a child

[oh-my-gordonramsay]

Sometimes I remember the time my mom called herself a milf and i went to my friends horrified and they were just like “ya she’s right do”

[akielonlion]

when the FUCK is tumblr going to bring back my time stamps

[confused-sunflower]

You don't know fear until you're driving in the dark and lil mouse goes scuttling across your dashboard and you're like "what the fuck was that" and then it scuttles around more and you're like "THERE'S A MOUSE SHITTING ON MY DAHSBOARD"

[shipostbutyoudontknowme]

Songs you DON'T wanna hear while eating gummy worms

The hearse song, that's for damn sure

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