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[merlinfic]

A Marriage that Started a Legend

Author: Clearwater96

Rating: E

Setting: Canon AU

Word Count: 1,013,769 (WIP)

Summary: 

Arthur Pendragon and Merlin were literally from two different worlds. One is a prince from a great kingdom and the other a common farm boy from the next kingdom over. These two should have never met.

But that was before they realized their parents were once friends and arranged the two of them to marry when they reached adulthood. That was before Uther turned on magic and Hunith went on the run with her infant son.

Now almost twenty years have passed and these two boys have grown into men. Camelot knights have found Hunith and come to collect her son.

Will Merlin survive this new world he has been thrusted into? A peasant among royals, a sorcerer among those that would have him killed if they found out. Can Merlin even begin to hope for happiness when the prince he is forced to marry wants nothing to do with him?

Follows canon but with my own arranged marriage spin to it

Reader’s Comments: it’s amazing. it has possessive/jealous arthur (who is having his “i am straight” phase) and innocent/cheeky merlin. it’s super great (just a warning tho arthur WILL be at the top of you hit list) it is a work in progress but Clearwater updates it EVERY SATURDAY and i don’t think they’ve ever missed an update. anyway check it out it’s great  thanks fir being awesome

Thanks to marie for sending in this fic!

[charlesoberonn]

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[tothechaos]

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

[knightofleo]

...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[datasoong47]

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[ubercharge]

op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

[beardedmrbean]

[merlinfic]

Again & again & again

Author: Purpletyrex

Rating: M

Setting: Canon AU, Post 5x13

Word Count: 166,296 (WIP)

WARNINGS: Violence, Major Character Death

Summary: 

The world is falling apart, plastic is flooding the seas and there is almost no magic left. Merlin has been hanging on by a thread when he meets a weird stranger who tells him that he will be given one more chance to fix what went wrong the first time around.

It turns out saving the world, or Arthur, is a lot harder than it seems.

Reader’s Comments: Its a slow burn, fix it story in which Merlin goes back in time. I would love for more people to read it!

Thanks to @purpletyrex for sending in their fic!

[charlesoberonn]

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[soranatus]

[stars-and-birds]

quick what is everyone doing right now

[twig-gy]

people NEED to stop gatekeeping making music like ohhhh i don’t have an instrument ohhhhh i don’t know music theory ohhhhh i’m not gonna pay for some program. SHUT UP. take my hand.

you need NONE of that shit!!!!! there’s a website called beepbox.co. literally all you have to do is press things until it sounds a modicum of nice. it’s easy it’s free and it works on anything which has a browser because it’s a website.

if even ONE person starts making music bc of this post it will be worth it.

making bad music is just as important and okay as it is to write badly or draw badly or sing badly. you AREN’T BEHOLDEN TO MAKE GOOD MUSIC. making music is not utilitarian HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!