#129 texts

[libidomechanica]

“A liquid prisoner pent in the three”

But then woos best. The breasted, that thy lips, they weave their door; and now, the shield her up, and the Sage? A liquid prisoner pent in the three! No time face disdain—do all my cold brow, on the feasting chariot, rolling the charm my palfrey was the bright munchings; being you seem, face grows of busy hum of cities, and by; and have been but dislike o’er, that isle of the intercourse frothy mother thick-jewell’d with my gruel! I take heaven’s desperate common air that his path, and a dreary waste blank indifferent moaneth on the dame, auise them wishing course on for ever did proue?

[hychlorions]

i love going through the aa4 transcripts. absolutely rife with Material

[caroleyre]

carol: i am bored. entertain me?

[its-a-rat-trap]

Think I'm gonna watch The Parent Trap for the first time in like 15 years just to see where Bob's song got used in the film...

[346pro]

i saw some asks from sekiP excited to see other hiromi fans and got excited and then realized they were several years old....... i wish i could go back to then and tell them that hiromi has like 10 solo recordings and another 12 group recordings. that she has a second solo, that she got to sing on an anniversary song, that jewelries is real and she got to cover the fucking tokyo mew mew OP

[jokermutual]

comic shop guy took pity on me stupid ppl always win in the end 🥳

[userastarion]

this is a genuine question that comes from sheer curiosity:

why do so many christians put bible verses in their bios on social media? is it a signifier? does it have to do with wanting everyone to see the content of the verse if they look it up? is it a comfort? if you want people to read it, why not just list the verse?

i truly don’t understand and would love to know the reasoning. is it just what you do if you’re religious?

[o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o-x-o]

[📢] OMEGA X 1st Full Album [樂서(Story Written in Music)] 대면 팬사인회 & 포토 이벤트 안내 (33) 🔗 https://t.co/mXRA2pNCZP #OMEGA_X #오메가엑스 #낙서 #Story_Written_in_Music . Computer Translation: [📢] OMEGA X 1st Full Album [Story Written in Music] Fan Signing Event & Photo Event Guide (33) 🔗 https://t.co/mXRA2pNCZP #OMEGA_X #OMEGAX #Graffiti #Story_Written_in_Music

[cardinalvalentino]

with my heartfelt apologies to the distinguished des voeux fans of this web site.

[ID: an edited screenshot of a tweet by @/taehyuingkim. the text reads: "ao3 writers always try and squeeze in all 129 men in the narrative like their live depends on it FUKKKK ... why de voeux da bus driver all of da sudden 😐 ....." the words "129 men" and "des voeux" were visibly edited in. END ID.]

[libidomechanica]

“Lust a languind at they please than his tongues were zombies”

Deepening walls the moonlight. Now, to swept its Interpreters. Thou could escape, the darkness of life deserved thy fair. The turned and forth; so simply riding rings in disgraces and I’ll where before him at you adorn’d lives there. Lust a languin’d at they please than his tongues were zombies. The night, Stealing open, won’t both be her loathe airs and greater loathed rite yet the observed up for the wise, that salve which she gentle maturing such famous care? Her, not felt, for head. Two people’s purr, as if on which Life purple Tyranny those quiet smiles encounted only: we have I not hold they cannot.

[tzyuki]

[ 성훈 ] BLOWING UP MY HEART ꒰ P.SH x F!READER

IN WHICH ?! — Y/n falls down a flight of stairs, breaking her leg. The first thing she does is blow up her friends phone hoping she’d come and find her but fails to notice she accidentally texts an old groupchat with Ahn Seongmin, Huh Yunjin, Hirota Maki, Wang Nicholas, Kim Minji and Park Sunghoon, her ex boyfriend. The friend group broke in half after the two had broken up, sides were made and promises were broken.

genre… smau, fluff and light angst, ex lovers to strangers to lovers, college au

warnings… swearing, my horrible humor, both group of friends are jerks tbh, misunderstandings between the two, mentions of drinking/alcohol, semi-slow updates

featuring… chaewon of LE SSERAFIM as Bai Y/n, huh yunjin of LE SSERAFIM, ahn seongmin of CRAVITY, hirota maki and wang nicholas of &TEAM, kim minji, pham hanni, danielle marsh of NEWJEANS.

release date… 09.25.22

status… completed 10.20.22

ej note… coming out of my break 🙏🙏

disclaimer… this is all fictional!

blowing up my heart (bang! bang!) visualization!

taglist (closed)… @iulrma @jangwonie @cwsana @2bbang-hoon @shinsou-rii @amara-mars @jeonncafe @dasa3040 @kokoiinuts @yenqa @mintydayeon @simjakeissohot @jiawji @msxflower @trsrina @pshchives @lilactangerine @dxlicateee @sunshine-skz @beans-and-jeanes @jeongintwt @naheeyounga @faelyncore @viagumi @hyeunfae @lov3niki @pb-n-juju @ivswonie @melo-diee @notdrunkbutdazed

﹙★﹚PROFILES !! — 001 — 002 — 003

001. best graphic designer | smau

002. you are period uh i am period ah | smau

003. cute boy ethan lee | smau + written (128 wrds)

004. le(e) traitre | smau

005. 4 ur sake | smau

006. heeseung? wya? | smau

007. gatekeep me | smau + written (837 wrds)

008. delusional | smau

009. purge | smau + written (591 wrds)

010. be real | smau

011. hooniez the photographer | smau

012. dani marsh the sports commentator | smau + written (112 wrds)

013. scarier than hoons notes | smau

014. coffee stains | written (283 wrds)

015. iz*ones disbandment | smau

016. L party | smau + written (635 wrds)

017. daeseongs invitation | smau + written (242 wrds)

018. new years in nyc | smau + written (170 wrds)

019. kota’s a real one | smau + written (129 wrds)

020. tiger girl grrr | smau

021. sujin gives ick | smau

022. UR GAY ??? | smau

023. jakeseong | smau + finale

[houseofthelabyrinth]

⚕️ Turn Illness into a Weapon ⚕️

"Among the surviving records of SPK’s (Sozialistisches Patientenkollektiv or Socialist Patients' Collective) actions and ideologies is a manifesto written by its members called Aus Der Krankheit Eine Waffe Machen (often translated as To Make an Army out of Illness, or Turn Illness into a Weapon). This 1972 text is part user manual, part oral history, part sardonic critique of Cold War capitalism. Unlike other self-organized patient groups and their counterparts in the anti-psychiatry movement, SPK uniquely combined Marxist political theory, social science analysis, and what they termed 'therapeutic praxis' to create an improvised, in-patient community with the express collectivist goal of researching the connections between capitalism, madness, eugenics, and the individuation of illness under political economies of work and care."¹

— from Health Communism, written by Beatrice Adler-Bolton and Artie Vierkant.

[ID: My design of a linocut print on brown paper. A snake is wrapped around a stick, with text below which reads, "Turn Illness into a Weapon". The snake is hissing and baring its fangs. Its tongue is curling out of its mouth. The second image is the same design but on white paper. End ID]

¹ Beatrice Adler-Bolton and Artie Vierkant, Health Communism (Brooklyn: Verso, 2022), 128-129.

[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 33: An Extremely Goofy Episode

Read left to right

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[masterpost]

Transcript under the cut

Transcript reading guide / key

[xxxx] =  identifier of text source

- =  break between panels

(xxxxx) = text outside of normal speech bubble

This is My Least Favorite Page of Anything (Page 129)

[Normal]: This was all Willy’s fault!

[Dice roll]: Persuasion, 1

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[Panel Text]: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

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[Link]: What is this?

[Normal]: I’m so sorry I led us here…

[Taylor]: Link, we’re in one of the most respected American anime of all time. 

(Which means we play by comic rules now. Left to right.)

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[Stewie Fucking Griffion]: Oh hello, new visitors. 

Casting (Page 130)

[Text Box]: Taylor Swift as Austin Powers

[Austin Powers]: Do I make you horny, baby?

[Normal]: No! That should be me!

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[Text box]: Normal Swallows-Oak-Garcia as Borat with Pickle Rick on his shoulder.

[Borat]: My wife!

[Pickle Rick]: I’m a pickle!

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[Text box]: Scary Marlowe as Napoleon Dynamite.

[Napoleon Dynamite]: Figgin blows.

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[Text box]: Lincoln Li-Wilson as himself

[Garfield]: (Don’t worry this one’s with me.)

Pickle Punchline (Page 131)

[Text box]: Door locked with immovable metal rod. 

[Link]: Science isn’t going to solve this one, it says Punchline, so…

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[Napoleon]: If we went to, like, a party and did like, lines…

[Link]: or like, Knock Knock?

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[Austin]: Oh! I think this just needs a cool groovy joke to open it up!

[Rick]: Why don’t you say something about how you have an immovable rod in your pants, Austin Powers?!?! It’s fucking so simple! I’m already doing two improvisations and I’m still coming up with Austin Powers jokes!!!

The Aristocrats (Page 132)

[Link]: We will be performing… The Aristocrats? What’s that?

[Borat/Rick]: It’s a notorious joke among comedians, where they tell the zaniest, most offensive joke they can. Watch this.

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[Text box]: Error 404: I’m not drawing this.

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[Napoleon]: Pfffffffttt.

[Rick]: Do not go in there. Say “Do not go in there.”

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[Link]: Uh. Sir? I’ve just been informed don’t go in there. 

[Rick]: Jesus fucking Christ, Kid!

Transcript provided by @confusedfoam

[simpforchuchu]

POV : You are dating Murayama and you are from Sannoh

Your Insta 🌟

Liked by murayama,yamato and 128 others

Y/n broo can we just go and eat ??? plzzz @/murayama

|| murayama Bro ? I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND

--》yamato unfortunately...

--》y/n Do not even start again!

|| furuya Please just take him before he sleeps 6373. time...

--》y/n yeah yeah we going 🤗

Liked by cobra,chiharu and 121 others

Y/n FINALLYYY 😭💕

|| murayama You didnt wait that long babe

--》y/n shut up

|| chiharu You look so pretty y/n-san

--》y/n thanks chi-chi 💕💕

--》tetsu Cobra-san is waiting for you y/n-san... And he doesnt look so happy...

--》y/n coming 😔

Liked by cobra,dan and 112 others

Y/n He is pouting since i came...

|| murayama why ?

--》y/n He said "it is still not too late" and i said please dont :(

--》murayama too late for what ?

--》y/n to break up

--》murayama oh...

|| cobra i was being serious

--》y/n you always serious 😭

--》yamato he just wants to protect you...

--》y/n its been 1.5 years...

|| noboru dont worry it was just a joke

--》yamato no it was not

--》y/n 😔😭

Liked by todoroki,fujio and 134 others

Y/n He asked me to wait a bit... after beating his kids I guess we finally can go 🤗

|| murayama they are not my kids

--》y/n yeah they are still babies 🥺

--》murayama 😒😒

|| todoroki we are not kids

--》y/n then stop acting like a kid 😌

--》todoroki sometimes i hate you more than him

--》y/n kids are so rude these days...

|| fujio When are you gonna come again y/n-san ? 😍

--》murayama stay away from my girlfriend

--》y/n hey i love this one

--》murayama babe please...

--》fujio i love you too y/n-nee 💕

--》y/n 🥺💕

--》murayama Oi !!!

Liked by murayama,noboru and 126 others

Y/n He looks tired 🥺💕

|| murayama never of you ❤

--》y/n 😭❤

--》yamato 🤢🤢

Liked by dan,tetsu and 129 others

Y/n He texted me "You wanna see snowducks ??" And here he is...

|| murayama heyy they are cute

--》y/n they are not even made of snow 😒

--》murayama 😔

|| tetsu where did you even find them

--》y/n it is a secret 🤫

|| chiharu Did he buy you one ??

--》y/n yess ASGWHXKSKKX

Liked by hyuga,kizzy and 132 others

Y/n damn daruma looks so cool 🤩

|| murayama oh no

--》y/n YESS

|| cobra pick UP YOUR PHONE

--》y/n 🤩🤩🤩

--》yamato you really are gonna be his early death...

|| chiharu can we go together againn ???

--》y/n sure ;)

--》tetsu No you idiots...

|| hyuga it was nice to see you, y/n-chan. Come again 🥳

--》y/n 🥳🥳

--》murayama cobra will kill me

--》cobra damn i will

Liked by yamato,noboru and 123 others

Y/n oh no he looks scary :((((

|| murayama Was he too angry ?

--》y/n he was worried 😔

|| cobra ....

--》y/n im sorry and love you Cobra-nii :(

--》cobra i love you too y/n but please dont get me worried like this again 💕

--》y/n 💕💕

|| tetsu y/n is the only one that cobra-san can not get angry 😒

--》y/n 😛😛

Liked by murayama,seki and 131 others

Y/n we are cute 🥺💕

|| murayama you are cute and pretty and beautiful and everything nice....

--》y/n stoop 😭💕

|| tetsu actually they are really cute

--》cobra no.

Liked by tetsu,fujio and 125 others

Y/n so fucking lucky to have you 💕

|| murayama I love you angel ❤

--》y/n ❤

[homunculus-argument]

Got a text from the medical thing o/

Still not getting my fucking meds o/

They've got the blood test results and the doctor didn't see what else I would need for that so that I could get my prescription renewed, so that makes two of us o/

Calling the fucking medical system to ask them what the fuck is up, 129 people in the phone queue before my turn o/

Not a chance in fucking hell that they're going to be calling back today o/

How fucking hard can it

possibly be

to just give me my fucking testosterone? My prescription is for a daily dose and I've been without it for a fucking month.

[thebeautifulbook]

BOOK OF HOURS for use in Rome. (France, c.1555) A liturgy in Latin made c. 1555 for King Henry II of France.

The pages of this Book of Hours appropriately resemble Fleurs-de-Lis, a symbol for French royalty. It was made for King Henry II of France contained prayers and other short texts, which were read at set times during the day. Not only does the very shape of the pages testify to the object’s royal patron, so too does the high quality of the decoration. The manuscript measures only 182×80 mm and has 129 leaves.

‘Written by hand, medieval manuscripts are very different from printed books, which started to appear after Gutenberg’s mid-fifteenth-century invention of moving type. One difference in particular is important for our understanding of manuscripts. While printed books were produced in batches of a thousand or more, handwritten copies were made one at the time. In fact, medieval books, especially those made commercially, came to be after a detailed conversation between scribe and reader, a talk that covered all aspects of the manuscript’s production. This is the only way the scribe could ensure the expensive product he was about to make was in sync with what the reader wanted. Consequently, while printed books were shaped generically and according to the printer’s perception of what the (anonymous) “market” preferred, the medieval scribe designed a book according to the explicit instructions of its user. ’—Erik Kwakkel on medievalbooks.nl (2014)

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