#2015 toro rosso babies

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

that versainz hug

(from @its-a-jolly-world's compilation x)

[notyourmusebby]

Helmut Marko: “the atmosphere was quite toxic”

The atmosphere:

[leclercskiesahead]

Two kids having lunch together in the school canteen

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Was nobody going to tell me that Oscar was one of the grid kids holding flags at the Australian gp which was also happened to be Max's F1 debut or was I just meant to do the math myself -

[fcb-mv33]

8 years ago today it was announced Max (17) would be replacing Jean-Eric Vergne at Toro Rosso for the 2015. And look at what he’s after achieving since then🧡

He was just a baby🥺

[blorbocedes]

Still thinking about Fernando and his 2015 Toro Rosso boys.

MaxNico anon I'm also interested in your said side pairings!!

I'm ALSO thinking about Nando and his baby boys 🥰🥰🥰 always

[drivindrivin]

once upon a time max and carlos were teammates and they took them to the zoo in australia and then made them act out different animals.

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

I miss him (Toro Rosso Max)

Still playing around with gif settings on my new laptop so TR Max is my victim

[il-predestinato]

Do you ship any rare pairs outside of lestappen and carlando? Would you ever consider writing any other pairings?

Hi Anon!

Not sure if they're considered a rare pair, but I've got a soft spot for Charles/Carlos (wtf is their ship name...? Charlos? Charlitos? Fewwawi Fwiends? Someone please enlighten me). Like, what's not to like!? Constant heart eyes at each other, zero concept of personal space, and Carlos pushing Charles's enormous (if slightly empty) head out of the way in the most recent C2 challenge is a whole mood.

Also gonna give a shoutout to my OG faves when I watched my first race back in 2015: Max/Carlos (....Versainz? Yup, I'm gonna go with Versainz). Check out these babies (Carlos taking a selfie in their Toro Rosso days):

And OF COURSE (not a rare pair at all): Brocedes (Nico... Britney, I still miss you!), nuff said.

And hell yeah, if I didn't have a crazy busy job or if I had more hours in a day, I would write ALL these pairings, since I'm absolutely shameless like that. 😂

[youjustwaitsunshine]

why i love jev and why you should too; an essay

first things first, Jean-Éric Vergne is a french racing driver, driving in f1 for Toro Rosso from 2012 to 2014, and the to date only Formula E bi-champion (this word was used by official fe commentators and i thought it was hilarious so i adapted it). His cat is called Cheetah.

Jev is tall for a racing driver, so he always had trouble with weight regulations simply because he has more body mass than shorter drivers. He had massive health problems especially in his last year in f1 because he needed to meet weight regulations. When he was out of f1, he was with Ferrari as test driver for one year in 2015 while also doing formula e where he was good in qualifying but less good in the races.

In f1, jev was part of the frenchie gang

and a close friend of Jules Bianchi, whose death took a big toll on jev. Jev is still getting on well with the f1 frenchies we have at the moment and he was driving the virtual le mans in a team with Pierre Gasly with whom he is probably already sharing strategies to comb over bald spots.

In his first years in fe, jev was known to be difficult, he was in a really bad place from getting the Red Bull Family Treatment™ and when he got to techeetah from (ds) virgin racing it was said that that was more or less a last hurrah but boy they were wrong.

Techeetah was the right team for Jev and they got their collective shit together and won two driver's and one team championship.

That much for history, now the important stuff:

I like Jev a lot because he has the same personality as my cat: bitchy, mopes if things do not go his way, seems like an ass but is actually a softie.

when he's concentrated, jevs eyes double in size and he goes full 👁️👄👁️

When the australian gp didn't happen jev looked at the trainwreck of f1 and said skdjdhdhdjs lets go virtual i got this and then proceeded to do the not the gp series with veloce just because he could. F1 wishes. The f1 virtual gps were just a pale copy of Jev Virtual Racing inc.

Another point of why i love jev is that he liked a painting i made of him on instagram

i also love jev because he can not sit straight and i identify with that as well as him practically inhaling kinder eggs on stream, which is another point: TWITCH JEV.

This is his twitch and his streams mostly consisted of bad formatting, angry french mumbling and huffing and calling seb buemi to complain/mope

My personal highlight of jev streams was when Cheetah came to sit on his bed during the virtual le mans and also the chaotic amazon box corner he had under his stairs

Jev has a rug in his living room with his logo/intials on it, which says something about his ego as well as his interior design tastes.

Cheetah, his young and very cute bengal cat looks perpetually worried about him (understandable) and takes great interest in sim racing

of course i can not mention jev without jeandre because the fe francophone power couple is the fanfic that writes itself:

from being childish dumbasses as teammates to demonstrating how baby fe cars are made and still getting the first 1-2 in fe history in santiago de chile to dinner dates to jev going to andre's house in gordes on his birthday to jev once again being a human in cat software and inconveniently plopping himself onto andre to "and there was only one bed" irl, jeandre are goals.

Andre is the prime example of what happens when a wild jev meets someone he clicks with and can work with well (still waiting for the jeandre sunglasses brand)

here they can be seen judging anything you put into the blue rectangle, thank me later

when things do not go his way, jev mopes. Getting yeeted by George in the not the gp series? Jev mopes. Qualifying went bad? Jev mopes. Small inconvenience? Jev mopes. Big inconvenience? Jev mopes and says/does something unsportsmanlike which gets him in trouble over which he probably mopes even more. He's a sulky mopey little girl at the playground and i love him for it even though I don't support his rash dumbassery he sometimes shows on track.

Now jev is regularly being described as "the frenchest person possible" and he is not only french but parisian. A true parisian should always be a little slutty and jev can do that no problem.

scandalous.

jev is the kind of person who goes full cleavage on his bike jersey and i respect that

anyways jev is a really cool and sincere dude when he's not sulking at the moment, he's a great driver and while he does have his faults he seems like someone you can genuinely vibe well with.

Also he plays piano beause ofc he does hes the slutty sulky french googly eyes dude

If jev were a pokemon, he'd be roselia in my opinion and with this conclusion i say thank you for reading/sorry you had to scroll through this mess, bye.

go to my jev tag for more screaming about unhinged twitch dinner plate eyes man

[acollectionofficsandshit]

woah, how many characters need names? isn’t max’s gf his baby mama? or are they two different people? because isn’t there also the reader?

Okay okay lemme break this down because I feel like it might be a little confusing and seem like a bit much but I promise it’s not!

So, there are two characters that need names (that have names now!)

Baby mama, Juilette- a woman Max used to date, that he met and was involved with during his time at Toro Rosso in 2014/2015. They broke up roughly around the time he was promoted to Red Bull. While trying to give away as little as possible in interest of keeping some things under wraps for now, she’s not someone that’s a primary character.

His girlfriend- the woman Max is dating at present, during chapter 1! She’s more involved in the story than Juliette is and she’s :/

And then there is the reader as well!!

[maxvermax]

Watching the 2015 Formula 1 season to watch baby Max in his Toro Rosso. So so young. I cannot handle it.

[theredpelican]

Films watched in 2017

Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins ★★★★★

Pulp Fiction (1994) dir. Quentin Tarantino ★★★★☆

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook ★★★★★

A Clockwork Orange (1971) dir. Stanley Kubrick ★★★★★

Psycho (1960) dir. Alfred Hitchcock ★★★★☆

The Way He Looks (2014) dir. Daniel Ribeiro ★★★★☆

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961) dir. Blake Edwards ★★★☆☆

The Talented Mr Ripley (1999) dir. Anthony Minghella ★★★★☆

Happy Together (1997) dir. Wong Kar-wai ★★★★★

Les Chansons d’Amour (2007) dir. Christophe Honoré ★★★☆☆

Inglourious Basterds (2009) dir. Quentin Tarantino ★★★★☆

In the Mood for Love (2000) dir. Wong Kar-wai ★★★★★

Roman Holiday (1953) dir. William Wyler ★★★☆☆

Eva Doesn’t Sleep (2015) dir. Pablo Agüero ★★★☆☆

Pariah (2011) dir. Dee Rees ★★★☆☆

Fallen Angels (1995) dir. Wong Kar-wai ★★★☆☆

Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele ★★★★☆

Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade ★★★★☆

Orphée (1950) dir. Jean Cocteau ★★★★★

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick ★★★★★

Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) dir. Guillermo Del Toro ★★★★☆

Okja (2017) dir. Bong Joon-ho ★★★★☆

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson ★★★☆☆

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki ★★★★★

Tom à la Ferme (2013) dir. Xavier Dolan ★★★☆☆

Marie Antoinette (2006) dir. Sofia Coppola ★★★★★

Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki ★★★★★

Stoker (2013) dir. Park Chan-wook ★★★☆☆

Lost In Translation (2003) dir. Sofia Coppola ★★★☆☆

Cherrybomb (2009) dir. Glenn Leyburn & Lisa Barros D'Sa ★★★☆☆

The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi★★★★☆

Mr Nobody (2009) dir. Jaco Van Dormael ★★☆☆☆

Un Chien Andalou (1929) dir. Luis Buñuel ★★★★★

Emotion (1966), dir. Nobuhiko Ôbayashi ★★★★★

Porco Rosso (1992) dir. Hayao Miyazaki ★★★☆☆

Corpse Bride (2005) dir. Tim Burton & Mike Johnson ★★★★☆

Mystère à la Tour Eiffel (2017) dir. Léa Fazer ★★★★★

Caravaggio (1986) dir. Derek Jarman ★★★★☆

Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie Poulain (2001) dir. Jean-Pierre Jeunet ★★★★☆

Total Eclipse (1995) dir. Agnieszka Holland ★★★★☆

Inside Llewyn Davis (2013) dir. Joel & Ethan Coen ★★★☆☆

The Color of Pomegranates (1968) dir. Sergéi Paradzhánov ★★★★★

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) dir. Wes Anderson ★★★☆☆

Kill Your Darlings (2013) dir. John Krokidas ★★★★☆

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) dir. Wes Anderson ★★★☆☆

Laurence Anyways (2012) dir. Xavier Dolan ★★★☆☆

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2009) dir. Niels Arden Oplev ★★★★☆

When Harry Met Sally (1989) dir. Rob Reiner ★★★☆☆

Orlando (1992) dir. Sally Potter ★★★★★

The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner ★★★★☆

Trainspotting (1996) dir. Danny Boyle ★★★☆☆

Les Invasions Barbares (2003) dir. Denys Arcand ★★☆☆☆

Rushmore (1998) dir. Wes Anderson ★★☆☆☆

Y Tu Mamá También (2001) dir. Alfonso Cuarón ★★★☆☆

Astérix: Le Domaine des Dieux (2014) dir. Alexandre Astier & Louis Clichy ★★★★★

Kingsman: The Golden Circle (2017) dir. Matthew Vaughn ★★★★☆

Renoir (2012) dir. Gilles Bourdos ★★★☆☆

Atomic Blonde (2017) dir. David Leitch ★★★☆☆

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela & Hugh Welchman ★★★★★

L’auberge Espagnole (2002) dir. Cédric Klapisch ★★★☆☆

Fata Morgana (1971) dir. Werner Herzog ★★★★★

Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) dir. Luc Besson ★★☆☆☆

Russian Ark (2002) dir. Aleksandr Sokurov ★★★★★

Blade Runner 2049 (2017) dir. Denis Villeneuve ★★★★☆

Arthur Christmas (2011) dir. Sarah Smith ★★★★☆

Call Me by Your Name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino ★★★★★

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) dir. Rian Johnson ★★★★☆

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) dir. James Bobin ★★★☆☆

The Prince of Egypt (1998) dir. Brenda Chapman, Steve Hickner, Simon Wells ★★★★★

A Cure for Wellness (2016) dir. Gore Verbinski ★★★☆☆

Death Note (2017) dir. Adam Wingard ★☆☆☆☆

The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson ★★★★☆

Les Aventures extraordinaires d'Adèle Blanc-Sec (2010) dir. Luc Besson ★★★★☆

All Roads Lead to Rome (2015) dir. Ella Lemhagen ★★★☆☆

Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright ★★★☆☆