#2x12 sins of the fathers

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Nathan Wuornos's (Lucas Bryant) date look and kidnapping reaction (Haven 2x12 Sins of the Fathers, 2011)

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Haven 1x2 Butterfly (2010) & 2x12 Sins of the Fathers (2011) / Devil in Ohio 1x8 The Dawning (2022)

Caroline Cave as Hannah Driscoll & Abigail Dodd

Tahmoh Penikett as Simon Crocker & Malachi Dodd

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William Riker Whump | Star Trek: The Next Generation

His rizz is too good for his own good

SEASON 1 1x01 Encounter at Farpoint pt2 - Briefly unconscious, evaporated 1x02 The Naked Now - Knees buckle, becoming infected with the silly virus 1x04 The Last Outpost - Stunned, electrocuted unconscious, punched, threatened 1x06 Lonely AMONGUS - Betrayed, stunned/blinded 1x08 The Battle - Worried for Picard 1x09 Hide and Q - Forced to play Qs game, tempted, makes Picard worry 1x14 11001001 - Seduced/distracted, heartbroken 1x18 Coming of Age - Interrogated 1x20 The Arsenal of Freedom - Trapped in stasis, weak 1x21 Symbiosis - Electrocuted hostage, collapses 1x22 The Skin of Evil - Dragged, drowning 1x24 Conspiracy - Restrained, pain, pushed, kicked to the ground, punched multiple times, falls on glass table, unconscious, held, mind controlled, nerve pinched

SEASON 2 2x02 Where Silence Has Lease - Being hunted, trapped, aggravated 2x08 A Matter of Honor - Bullied by Klingon crewmates, bitch slapped/trips 2x12 The Royale - Trapped 2x13 Time Squared - Talks about depressing childhood 2x14 The Icarus Factor - Sees dad for the first time in 15 years, depressed, avoiding, fighting his dad, knocked down multiple times 2x18 Up the Long Ladder - Injected, memory loss, missing cells, cloned 2x21 Peak Performance - Badass, battle simulation turned into a real attack 2x22 Shades of Gray - Calf punctured, nervous system being attacked, passes out, brain stabbed/stimulated, induced sadness and pain (all in one whump episode)

SEASON 3 3x01 Evolution - Inhales toxic nitrogen oxide 3x03 The Survivors - Caught in a trap, hanging upside-down 3x09 The Vengeance Factor - Rizzler, heartbroken/sad 3x14 A Matter of Perspective - Thought dead, acting strange, arrested, guilty until proved innocent, punched multiple times 3x16 The Offspring - Sexually harassed/flustered 3x17 Sins of the Father - Confrontation, annoyed 3x18 Allegiance - Worried, confrontation, gaslighted 3x20 Tin Man - Annoyed 3x21 Hollow Pursuits - Confronts Mad Murdock (🤓), choked, feels insulted 3x23 Sarek - Punched, intense argument 3x24 Menage a Troi - Captured, unconscious, imprisoned, held at gunpoint 3x26 The Best of Both Worlds pt.1 - Annoyed (same), undermined/insulted, knocked down, unconscious

SEASON 4 4x01 The Best of Both Worlds Pt.2 - Sad the whole episode 4x03 Brothers - Trapped 4x08 Future Imperfect - Inhaling toxic fumes, coughing/choking, passes out, wakes from coma, aggravated, captured, imprisoned 4x10 The Loss - Worried 4x14 Clues - Stunned unconscious twice 4x15 First Contact - Hospitalized, severely injured, unconscious, punched multiple times/beaten unconscious, internal bleeding, injected dangerous drugs, weak, forced to kill, passes out, dying 4x17 Night Terrors - Aggravated, paranoid, tired/insomnia, scary hallucination 4x23 The Host - Shuttle shot at, awake during symbiote implantation surgery, erratic vital signs/blood pressure, slowly passing out, dizzy/stumbles/caught, weak, lightheaded, overwhelming pain, symbiote being rejected, sickness/pain worsening, collapses

SEASON 5 5x04 Silicon Avatar - Caught in storm, watches friend die, glum 5x06 The Game - Mind controlled 5x10 New Ground - Smoke inhalation, coughing 5x12 Violations - Paralyzed, traumatic flashback, passes out, noticed missing, comatose 5x14 Conundrum - Amnesia/identity erased, rizzler at maximum potential 5x15 Power Play - Shuttle crash landed, struck by lightning, unconscious, pain, broken arm, punched, shot/stunned 5x16 Ethics - Emotional 5x17 The Outcast - RIZZ ALL DAY ALL NIGHT BROTHER, emotional, brutally heartbroken 5x18 Cause and Effect - Falls to the ground, dies multiple times 5x20 Cost of Living - Life support failing, difficulty breathing, sweating profusely, passes out 5x21 The Perfect Mate - Rizz noticed, victim of rizz 5x24 The Next Phase - Thinks friends are dead 5x25 The Inner Light - Worried

SEASON 6 6x01 Time's Arrow Pt.2 - Worried 6x03 Man of the people - Forced on, scratched/pain, bleeding, worried 6x05 Schisms - Insomnia, agitated, dazed, felt trapped, abducted, restrained 6x07 Rascals - Held at fazerpoint, held hostage, threatened 6x09 The Quality of Life - Beard insulted 6x10 Chain of Command, Pt.1 - Stressed 6x11 Chain of Command, Pt.2 - Angry, confronts commanding officer twice 6x15 Tapestry - Forehead laceration 6x18 Starship Mine - Hostage, punched to the ground, almost passes out, mouth and nose bleeding, knocked out from loud noise 6x19 Lessons - Weak 6x21 Frame of Mind - Forehead sliced, (some of these are repeated multiple times), shaking, anxious, reoccuring head pain, paranoid, hallucinating, memory loss, stitutionalized, injection, increasingly agitated, intense stress/fatigue, scared, captured, parietal lobe damaged, 'neuroshock,' reoccuring bleeding, 'shoots' himself, surgery 6x24 Second Chances - Nervous, copied, twin heartbroken, hanging 6x25 Timescape - Clawed forehead, knocked down, frozen 6x26 Descent - Shot at

SEASON 7 7x03 Interface - Talks about mothers death 7x04 Gambit Pt.1 - Close friend dies, denial/avoidant, angry, emotional pain, physically aggressive, knocked down, captured, nervous system painfully electrocuted multiple times, slapped, kicked 7x05 Gambit Pt.2 - Shot unconscious, presumed dead 7x06 Phantasms - Tube sticking out of head (datas nightmare), attacked, infected 7x12 The Pegasus - Worsening guilt, stressed, broken rib, badly bruised, past revealed, confronted, part of large conspiracy, job threatened, confrontation, arrested 7x15 Lower Decks - Tired 7x18 Eye of the Beholder - Watches somebody die, guilt 7x19 Genesis - Spikes stabbed on his back, pain, worsening memory loss, transformed to beast, agitated, shot unconscious 7x24 Preemptive Strike - Held at fazerpoint, betrayed

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Episode descriptions below the cut (contains spoilers).

1x12 To Kill The King

Gwen’s father is killed over an incident with the alchemist’s stone and Morgana almost leads Uther into a trap to kill him.

2x08 The Sins Of The Father

Morgause beats Arthur in a duel to the death, but spares his life in exchange for a magical meeting with his dead mother. What he learns has Arthur plotting to kill his father.

3x07 The Castle Of Fyrien

Cenred kidnaps Gwen and sends her back to Camelot with an ultimatum: bring Arthur to Cenred or her brother Elyan will die. Merlin, Arthur and Gwen devise a plot to break Elyan out but Morgana tags along and betrays them.

2x12 The Fires Of Idirsholas

Morgana and Morgause team up to unleash a sleeping spell and seven undead knights upon Camelot. The Great Dragon advises Merlin to kill Morgana, who he reluctantly poisons, and in exchange Merlin finally frees the dragon.

5x12 The Diamond Of The Day Part 1

Morgana and Arthur go to war. Morgana strips Merlin of his powers, he goes to the Crystal Cave to get his magic back but Morgana intercepts him and traps him in the Cave. She and Mordred forge a sword in Aithusa’s breath to kill Arthur. Merlin escapes the Caves with his magic and goes to end the battle.

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Sins of the Father (2x12): Dead people return to seek revenge on the living, while Audrey, Nathan and Duke uncover and confront their fates in Haven.

Ain't No Sunshine (1x08): People at the clinic Jess works at are dying, and the surviving family members are blaming a shadow creature. Jess is attacked after she makes a discovery that could help Audrey and Nathan solve the mystery. Meanwhile, Jess and Nathan kick their relationship up a notch.

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timestamp roulette ➜ HAVEN - 2x12: Sins of the Fathers

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I am officially giving in to my impulse to watch supernatural, but like I don't think i can do fifteen seasons, so I'm looking for advice. I watched the first couple of seasons like, years ago, but i am basically only coming back because of the deancas fandom on tumblr these past few weeks. do you have any seasons you would start with, any episodes i should watch, etc.

dkjasjldfdklsfdlk like 2 years ago i was working on a list of spn episodes that would omit a lot of the bad writing and filler. i only made it to season 7 but i’ll drop the draft under the cut and maybe i’ll finish the rest of it after the semester is over

seasons 1-3

ok so the thing about the early seasons is that spn is an evolving beast. this is part of what makes the show fascinating and compelling, but it also makes binge watching it weird as hell. it was a very different show in 2005 than it is today in 2018 (holy shit). the tone is different, the monsters are different, even the way the show LOOKS visually is very different. it’s also much less focused on an overarching plot and the episodes tend to be more self-contained, so you can safely skip many of them.

full disclosure: i actively dislike the early seasons because i think they’re dank and dark and ugly as hell, so i have little memory of the episodes i’m about to recommend to you here lmao. some people feel the exact opposite and will tell you that the only time spn was actually any good was in its first couple of seasons and it’s sucked ever since. and i will concede that the early seasons might, technically, be “good.” however, they are not valid. ahem. anyway:

season 1 - meet the winchesters

*1x01, Pilot. it sucks imo but it’s the pilot

1x09, Home. missouri mosely is in this one, but it can be skipped if you’re in a rush

1x11, Scarecrow. meg’s first appearance

1x12, Faith. this episode gets referenced often and is a significant one for The Brothers.

*1x14, Nightmare. sam has plotty visions

*1x16, Shadow. john returns and so does meg

1x17, Hell House. the tulpa episode and the first appearance of the ghostfacers. skippable, but why would you

1x18, Something Wicked. john is not a good father

the final three episodes of the season set up the plot for season 2, so they’re worth watching if you want to know what’s going on.

season 2 - a conga line of demon deals, part i

*2x01, In My Time of Dying. picks up where the final of season 1 left off. tessa’s first appearance

2x02, Everybody Loves a Clown. ellen harvelle’s first appearance

*2x05, Simon Said. sam’s powers are partially explained

2x08, Crossroad Blues. first appearance of hellhounds

*2x10, Hunted. continues sam’s psychic children arc from 2x05

2x14, Born Under a Bad Sign. feat. jo and meg. if you like jo watch 2x06

*2x15, Tall Tales. first appearance of gabriel, currently masquerading as a trickster god

the last two episodes make up a two-parter finale that pulls together the plot and sets up for season 3, so probably watch those

season 3 - a conga line of demon deals, part ii

*3x01, The Magnificent Seven. who let the demons out? (woof woof)

*3x02, The Kids Are Alright. first appearance of lisa braeden and ruby

3x04, Sin City. ruby antics; the colt is introduced

*3x09, Malleus Maleficarum. the ruby backstory episode

3x10, Dream a Little Dream of Me. the bobby backstory episode. if you like bela, watch 3x03 and 3x06 too, and make sure to hit up 3x15

*3x11, Mystery Spot. gabriel returns to torment the winchesters. simultaneously one of the funniest and most brutal episodes of spn, has been HEAVILY memed, definitely watch this one

3x12, Jus in Bello. bela is there, ruby is there. if you like henrikson, go back and watch 2x12 and 2x19

3x13, Ghostfacers. gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day

*3x16, No Rest for the Wicked. it’s the finale, duh

seasons 4-5

seasons 4 and 5 are when shit starts getting cosmic, with the show actively working towards an endgame. more episodes are tying into the plot as opposed to being stand alone monster-of-the-week. but the most important thing is that castiel is finally, finally gonna grace your screen

season 4 - gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day, part i

*4x01, Lazarus Rising. pamela barnes’ first appearance. cas walks in lookin like a bird of paradise

4x02, Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester. cas crashes dean’s dreams

*4x03, In the Beginning. a time travel episode; mary and john’s backstory

4x06, Yellow Fever. dean catches ghost flu and it gives him anxiety

*4x07, It's The Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester. uriel appears, calls humans “mud monkeys,” plans to smite whole town

4x08, Wishful Thinking. the one with the teddy bear. skippable, i included it for the memes

*4x09, I Know What You Did Last Summer. anna appears

*4x10, Heaven and Hell. the angel drama from last episode continues

4x14, Sex and Violence. the one where dean is manipulated by a male siren. can be skipped but it’s insane so why would you

*4x15, Death Takes a Holiday. tessa and pamela return

*4x16, On The Head of a Pin. dean’s hell trauma episode. cas takes a step towards rebellion. definitely recommend watching this one, but big TW for torture

4x17, It’s a Terrible Life. the one where dean drinks health shakes

*4x18, The Monster at the End of This Book. the chuck episode

yeah, you’re gonna wanna watch the whole rest of the season, basically. it’s all relevant and for the most part pretty engaging

season 5 - team free will

*5x01, Sympathy for the Devil. cas’s first death, but far from his last. chuck returns and becky rosen the wincest shipper (yes, really) debuts

*5x02, Good God, Y’all. cas searches for god, the harvelles return

*5x03, Free To Be You and Me. funny and sweet, with cas and dean both showing their softer sides, destiel stans do NOT skip this one

*5x04, The End. absolutely depressing as fuck but you gotta. also, pink satiny panties

5x08, Changing Channels. the one with dr sexy. gabriel returns. as funny as mystery spot but less brutal, 10/10 do recommend

5x09, The Real Ghostbusters. the one where they go to a spn fan convention

*5x10, Abandon All Hope... crowley’s first appearance

*5x13, The Song Remains the Same. another time travel episode. anna breaks bad

5x14, My Bloody Valentine. equal parts goofs and tremendous gore, feat. naked cupid and a horseman of the apocalypse

*5x15, Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid. jody’s debut episode

5x17, 99 Problems. the whore of babylon and a drunk cas. lisa reappears

*5x18, Point of No Return. “i gave everything for you.”

*5x19, Hammer of the Gods. lucifer comes for the pagan gods, gabriel “dies”

*5x21, Two Minutes to Midnight. the conga line of demon deals marches on

*5x22, Swan Song. the apocalypse

seasons 6-7

the apocalypse has been averted, but the ever-present threat of cancellation hasn’t. spn attempts to find a new path after the conclusion of the apocalypse arc, with mixed results. personally i’m just glad the sets are properly lit now

season 6 - a burning ring of fire

there’s some shit with like.... the brothers’ grandpa in this season that basically doesn’t matter and is never mentioned again so just don’t worry about it

*6x01, Exile on Main Street. sets up the season, so you should probably watch

6x02, Two and a Half Men. the bros take care of a baby

*6x03, The Third Man. cas returns, we meet balthazar

6x04, Weekend at Bobby’s. not essential but a good episode that focuses almost entirely on bobby

6x07, Family Matters. watch to find out what the heck is going on with sam

*6x10, Caged Heat. meg is back and she’s hitting on cas

*6x11, Appointment in Samarra. ooooooooooo death

*6x12, Like a Virgin. introduces eve

6x15, The French Mistake. the one where they go to our universe and spn is just a television show. on par with mystery spot and changing channels, do recommend

*6x17, My Heart Will Go On. cas breaks all the rules

*6x19, Mommy Dearest. a plotty episode about eve and her diabolical schemes

*6x20, The Man Who Would Be King. “we can fix this, cas” “dean, it’s not broken!”

6x21, Let It Bleed. the dean/lisa subplot comes to an end

*6x22, The Man Who Knew Too Much. the one where cas becomes god

season 7 - gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day, part ii

*7x01, Meet the New Boss. cas fucks up big time

*7x02, Hello Cruel World. sera gamble fucks up big time. also, jody is back

7x04, Defending Your Life. watch if you miss jo

*7x09, How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters. the one where the leviathans are capitalism

7x10, Death’s Door. the one where bobby dies but won’t move on

7x11, Adventures in Babysitting. sam meets krissy chambers. skippable, but in this house we love & support krissy chambers

7x15, Repo Man. this one is technically skippable but it goes so hard and the twist is so fucked up i recommend it anyway

*7x17, The Born-Again Identity. cas returns to save the show from cancellation yet again. i actually kind of hate this episode lol but there are reasons why it sucks--the backstage antics behind it are insane and some... Things... were cut. i recommend reading what this post has to say about it

7x18, Party On, Garth. absolutely not required viewing but nice if you need some comic relief in this shitstorm of a season

7x20, The Girl With The Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo. charlie bradbury’s first episode!

*7x21, Reading is Fundamental, Kevin’s first episode. also features “crazy!cas,” a concept which is about as horrendously executed as you might imagine. just grin and bear it, it does get better

the final two episodes wrap up the season and set up season 8, so do watch them

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Robin Hood episode ranking part 5 (10-1)

Finally, the top 10 of my Robin Hood episode ranking. The previous parts can be found here [link]. If you’ve enjoyed and/or hated my commentary or want to chime in with your own opinion, feel free to comment or send me an ask. So here it is, the top 10:

10. 3x4 – Sins of the Father

Watch 1x6 and then this one right after and tell me these aren’t the same episode. I fought so hard to get this episode to the top 10. At first I was shocked to find an episode in season 3 that I enjoyed this much, but here we are. This episode has the fun feeling of adventure that a lot of season 2 has. I didn’t remember much from this episode before my rewatch, and I was pleasantly surprised. Kate had a lot of potential at this point, and I don’t have much to complain about her besides her terrible braid. Tuck was a great therapist, and I enjoyed his scene with Edmund. The reason why I think this episode is a better version of 1x6 is because of the story of the guest characters. The biggest negative thing in this episode is the Much-Kate-Allan love triangle. But aside from that, I truly enjoyed this episode, and I don’t care what anyone thinks, this belongs in my top 10.

 9. 2x7 – Show Me The Money

Marian finding out about her father’s death is one of the saddest things in the whole series. Allan and Robin’s fight is also amazing. Those two things are the highlights of this episode, and together with everything else in this episode they make this a great and fun adventure. Allan works so well as a bad guy, and it’s almost a shame he didn’t get to do this longer. I don’t have a lot to say about this episode other than that I really like it.

 8. 1x4 – Parent Hood

In this episode we see for the first time someone dying for Robin. The episode is just very solid, and I originally had this on the number 5 spot on this list. The scene with Roy and his mother is heartbreaking. In this episode the Sheriff is finally becoming the unapologetic villain I love. I wish the fact that Gisborne had a bastard child he almost got killed had been brought up later on. Overall, this episode has always been one of my favorites, and it is the first one from season 1 I included in my rewatch.

 7. 2x11 – Treasure of the Nation

I loved Prince John, so of course I’m going to love his mother. The queen is a delightful guest character, and she steals any scene she’s in. The real reason why this episode is this high on the list is Marian’s plotline. I love her and Allan’s interactions in this episode, and it’s great to get the Nightwatchman back after such a long time. It’s a shame that she had to give that role up, because as I said earlier, this is where a part of her character died. This episode also inspired us to have a conversation about how everyone would act like in an escape room, so it gets a few points for that.

 6. 2x10 – Walkabout

I want to watch a play that is written, directed, and acted by the Sheriff. He is so wonderfully dramatic in this. Unlike in the season 3 finale, in this episode the idea of Nottingham being threatened is executed a lot better. I like how Allan tries to keep every option open for himself. The scene where Much finds out about Robin and Marian’s engagement is so sweet and touching. (In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I love Much and want happiness for him.) This episode also highlights well the differences between how each of the characters approach their cause. It’s obvious that John just wants to do good, but he is unable to view the larger picture. This episode has the right amount of tension, and with a little bit of tweaking, it could have been made into a two-part season finale.

 5. 1x7 – Brothers in Arms

When we were watching this episode, my friend was so tired that after the episode finished, I had to answer the question “Wait, was one of them Allan’s brother?”. This episode is the first one where the heroes truly fail, and even though they manage to just save Marian, she still ends up engaged to Gisborne. The scene with Allan and Djaq (and Will, because even though he doesn’t speak, he’s there, and it says a lot about their dynamic) is sweet, and it adds a lot to her character. The necklace storyline is intense and keeps the story interesting until the very end. I had not expected this to end up being the best episode of season 1, but then again, there were many surprises when I was making this list.

 4. 2x12 – A Good Day to Die

I love this episode. It’s rare to get an episode where the characters just sit down and talk about their feelings. Allan has his small crisis and ends up switching sides. It’s also great to once more see someone punch him in the face. I love the scene where the Sheriff is practicing his speech like any good villain. Will and Djaq are cute, even if their scene is very cheesy. I wish they had gotten together a few episodes earlier or stuck around for season 3, so that we could have seen more of them together and how it affects the rest of the gang. The highlight of this episode, however, is Much’s speech. The line “just because I love you doesn’t mean I can’t hate you too” is one of my favorite lines in the whole series. It’s a shame that Much gets sidelined in season 3. The characters have to face each other and themselves, and it makes this episode stand out.

 3. 2x9 – Lardner’s Ring

I love this episode. It’s the best fun adventure episode this series has to offer. The Fool is a wonderful guest character. Where did he come from? What are his motives? It doesn’t matter, he’s here for comedy and chaos. He’s living my ideal life. Robin’s proposal is very in-character and sweet. There’s so much comedy in this episode, but it doesn’t overshadow the more serious scenes. This episode provided us with a great and frequently used “I hope you’re enjoying it, Allan. I couldn’t live with myself if I were you” WhatsApp-sticker (the line may not be completely accurate since I don’t remember how it goes in English). This episode has everything I could want from a Robin Hood -episode. The only reason why it is not on the first or second place is that there are two episodes that are even better.

 2. 2x5 – Ducking and Diving

No placement in this list was as difficult to determine as deciding between the first and second place. After a very long conversation and going back and forth with it many times, this is the end result. Ducking and Diving is a perfect episode. Trying to find the spy is like a round of Among Us. Allan’s conversation with Djaq and final confrontation with Robin are amazing scenes. Robin’s plan of making it seem like the spy is Will confused me back when I first watched the episode, but looking at it now, it’s one of Robin’s better plans. Matilda is also one of the greatest guest characters this show has, I would watch a whole show about just her life. Everything in this episode ties together nicely, and the plot works both in the context of this episode and for the whole series.

 1. 2x4 – Angel of Death

If I could only show one episode of this show to someone in order to convince them to watch the entire series, I would show them Angel of Death. And it is exactly what I did when we started this very chaotic viewing (and rewatch for me). This episode has everything. The plot is amazing, and the characters work well. Joseph is a good character. He reminds me of an academic who is really passionate about one thing in his field, only to find out someone has done research on his thesis topic and disproved his whole theory. I like that John is the one to come up with the cure for the poison. But really, Will is the character that shines in this episode. He didn’t get an episode for himself in season 1, so it’s good to see it happen here. He flips completely after seeing his father die, and even though Luke doesn’t get a lot of time in this episode, the relationship between the brothers is portrayed well. Allan’s betrayal also gets a body count, which sets up him having to be unmasked in the following episode. On top of all this, the sheriff is just plain evil, which is fun to watch. This episode is just perfect, and at this point I’ve seen it at least three times in the past few months, and I would still watch it again.

So there we go, the full ranking of all RH episodes. This rewatch was my favorite so far, because I got to watch the show with someone who had never seen it before. I’d like to thank anyone who read this 6000-word essay on a show that ended well over a decade ago. You didn’t need to, but you did anyway.

[itsclownhours]

okay so i don’t know if i ever mentioned it but while watching merlin i’ve used a google doc of weird title ideas to rename all of the episodes and now that i’ve finished the series i would like to share with the four people who always like my posts the absolute nightmare that is the contents of this google doc (spoilers ahead, technically, i think)

merlin Things Historians Pretend Aren’t Gay: The Unlikely Adventures of Bitchface and Go Fuck Yourself

1x01 the dragon’s call Neither Boss Nor Employee Paid Enough to Deal With Each Other

1x02 valiant Everyone Should Learn First Aid (This Has Been a PSA)

1x03 the mark of nimueh Let’s NOT Wipe Out Humankind

1x04 the poisoned chalice I Fell Into a Deep Hole

1x05 lancelot You’re Valid, I Support You

1x06 a remedy to cure all ills This Is Absolutely the Right Decision

1x07 the gates of avalon I Go For an Unwanted and Unexpected Swim

1x08 the beginning of the end The Small Child Is Annoying

1x09 excalibur Ya Dun Goofed

1x10 the moment of truth The Regular Fuckface Returns to the Town of Fuckface

1x11 the labyrinth of gedref Guys, It’s Been Three Weeks Since I’ve Eaten a Vegetable: My Destiny as a Bad Cook

1x12 to kill the king Ultimate Showdown: Murder Father versus Murder Daughter

1x13 le morte d’arthur Dreams Do Come True (And That’s Not a Good Thing)

2x01 the curse of cornelius sigan The Good, the Bad, and the Okay I Guess

2x02 the once and future queen The Broken Ribs Poked Our Lungs

2x03 the nightmare begins I Need an Explanation, What Is Going On

2x04 lancelot and guinevere I Approve (This Time)

2x05 beauty and the beast part 1 This Wasn’t the Family Meeting That I Was Expecting Tonight

2x06 beauty and the beast part 2 I Am Saved From Certain Death By Being Killed

2x07 the witchfinder Those Stories Aren’t Real

2x08 the sins of the father How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and With Skill

2x09 the lady of the lake Can’t Wait to Tell This Story to My Grandchildren

2x10 sweet dreams Getting Distracted by a Hot Girl Only Leads to Bad Things

2x11 the witch’s quickening The King Can Go Fuck Himself

2x12 the fires of idirsholas Everything is a Goddamn Ordeal in This Family: Top 10 Anime Betrayals

2x13 the last dragonlord I Turned Out Liking You a Lot More Than I Originally Planned

3x01 the tears of uther pendragon part 1 Ask and You Shall Receive...Sometime Next Year

3x02 the tears of uther pendragon part 2 In Which Everything Goes Wonderfully Wrong

3x03 goblin’s gold Let’s Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly-True Memoir)

3x04 gwaine This Is Why I Don’t Socialize

3x05 the crystal cave Man Miscast in Role of Father

3x06 the changeling Successfully Evading Responsibility

3x07 the castle of fyrien The Dumbasses Take a Road Trip

3x08 the eye of the phoenix Tone It Down a Bit, Geez

3x09 love in the time of dragons Hey, Look, Old People

3x10 queen of hearts Running From Your Dad: I Know Exactly What I’m Doing (No, I Don’t)

3x11 the sorcerer’s shadow You’re a Special Kind of Stupid, Aren’t You?: Merlin Makes a Rash Decision

3x12 the coming of arthur part 1 Orphan Does Her Best to Fit in After Horrible Childhood

3x13 the coming of arthur part 2 There Is Absolutely No Way It Can Get Worse (It Got Worse)

4x01 the darkest hour part 1 Oh, Look, a Ghost

4x02 the darkest hour part 2 Unfortunately, I Am Alive

4x03 the wicked day Didn’t See That One Coming

4x04 aithusa I Wasn’t Prepared For Parenthood

4x05 his father’s son I Stab a Bitch: Aggressive Negotiations Make Everyone Hate You

4x06 a servant of two masters And God Said, “Let’s Not Give This Bitch a Break”

4x07 the secret sharer Apparently, Agravaine Does Have Some ’Splainin’ to Do

4x08 lamia The Boys Are Here

4x09 lancelot du lac I Call Shotgun (Said the Dead Man)

4x10 a herald of the new age Possession or Obsession?

4x11 the hunter’s heart I’m Bitter and I Won’t Stop Whining (Solitude Was the Only Logical Ending)

4x12 the sword in the stone part 1 I’m Packing Up My Crayons and Leaving

4x13 the sword in the stone part 2 A Guide to Giving Up

5x01 arthur’s bane part 1 My Boy!

5x02 arthur’s bane part 2 My Boy! Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

5x03 the death song of uther pendragon Way to Go, Dumbass

5x04 another’s sorrow Live Every Crisis Like It’s Your Midlife Crisis

5x05 the disir Why Am I Like This?: Merlin Is a Fucking Bitch

5x06 the dark tower What the Hell? I'm in Hell (I Have a Heated Make-Out Session With My Lifelong Enemy. Who Would’ve Thought?)

5x07 a lesson in vengeance You Know That There Is Nothing That I Love More Than Just Chilling and Drinking Poison. Seriously. I’s Great

5x08 the hollow queen An Unexpected Visit Leads to a Change in Career Paths

5x09 with all my heart A Trip to Memoryville (I Hate It)

5x10 the kindness of strangers Don’t Accept Rides From Strange Relatives

5x11 the drawing of the dark Why Didn’t I Just Walk Away? Oh, Right. Because I’m an Idiot: In Which Merlin Fucks Up

5x12 the diamond of the day part 1 We’ve Been Tricked, We’ve Been Backstabbed, and We’ve Been, Quite Possibly, Bamboozled

5x13 the diamond of the day part 2 How to Mistakenly Assume You Have Everything Under Control

[sanoiro]

Do you have the number of episode titles a character has said? Idk i feel like that would be interesting to see for all 3 seasons :)

I believe this will do:

1x01 - Pilot - None

1x02 - Lucifer, Stay. Good Devil 

1x03 - The Would-Be Prince of Darkness 

1x04 - Manly Whatnots

1x05 - Sweet Kicks

1x06 - Favorite Son

1x07 - Wingman

1x08 - Et Tu, Doctor?

1x09 - A Priest Walks into a Bar

1x10 - Pops

1x11 - St. Lucifer

1x12 - #TeamLucifer

1x13 - Take Me Back to Hell

2x01 - Everything’s Coming Up Lucifer 

2x02- Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire 

2x03 - Sin-Eater 

2x04 - Lady Parts 

2x05 - Weaponizer 

2x06 - Monster 

2x07 - My Little Monkey 

2x08 - Trip to Stabby Town 

2x09 - Homewrecker

2x10 - Quid Pro Ho  

2x11 - Stewardess Interruptus 

2x12 - Love Handles 

2x13 - A Good Day to Die 

2x14 - Candy Morningstar 

2x15 - Deceptive Little Parasite 

2x16 - God Johnson 

2x17 - Sympathy for the Goddess 

2x18 - The Good, the Bad, and the Crispy

3x01 - They’re Back, Aren’t They?

3x02 - The One With the Baby Carrot

3x03 - Mr. and Mrs. Mazikeen Smith

3x04 - What Would Lucifer Do?

3x05 - Welcome Back, Charlotte Richards

3x06 - Vegas with Some Radish

3x07 - Off the Record

3x08 - Chloe Does Lucifer

3x09 - The Sinnerman

3x10 - The Sin Bin

3x11 - City of Angels?

3x12 - All About Her

3x13 - Til Death Do Us Part

3x14 - My Brother’s Keeper

3x15 - High School Poppycock

3x16 - Infernal Guinea Pig

3x17 - Let Pinhead Sing!

3x18 - The Last Heartbreak

3x19 - Orange Is the New Maze

3x20 - The Angel of San Bernardino

3x21 - Anything Pierce Can Do I Can Do Better

3x22 - All Hands on Decker

3x23 - Quintessential Deckerstar

3x24 - A Devil of My Word

3x25 - Boo Normal

3x26 - Once Upon A Time

4x01 - Everything’s Okay

4x02 - Somebody’s Been Reading Dante’s Inferno

4x03 - O, Ye of Little Faith, Father

4x04 - All About Eve

4x05 - Expire Erect

4x06 - Orgy Pants At Work

4x07 - Devil Is As Devil Does

4x08 - Super Bad Boyfriend

4x09 - Save Lucifer

4x10 - Who’s Da New King of Hell?

5x01 - Really Sad Devil Guy

5x02 - Lucifer! Lucifer! Lucifer!

503 - ¡Diablo!

504 - It Never Ends Well For The Chicken

505 - Detective Amenadiel

506 - Bluballz

507 - Our Mojo

508 - Spoiler Alert

509 - Family Dinner

510 - Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam

511 - Resting Devil Face

512 - Daniel Espinoza: Naked and Afraid

513 - A Little Harmless Stalking

514 - Nothing Lasts Forever

515 - Is This Really How It’s Going To End?!

516 - A Chance at a Happy Ending

601 - Nothing Ever Changes Around Here

602 - Buckets of Baggage

603 - Yabba Dabba Do Me

604 - Pin the Tail on the Baddie

605 - The Murder of Lucifer Morningstar

606 - A Lot Dirtier Than That

607 - My Best Fiend

608 - Save the Devil, Save the World

609 - Goodbye, Lucifer

610 - Partners ‘Til the End

[demisexualnathanvuornos]

Audrey Parker's (Emily Rose) date look and preparations (Haven 2x12 Sins of the Fathers, 2011)

[oocstephenkingtv]

Haven 2x12 Sins of the Fathers (2011)

[lux-i-fer]

hello there, i have a question for you and well to your followers if they want to reply there, do you think as a christian is wrong to watch lucifer? cause honestly i didn't see it that way until a friend tell me it was wrong and now i don't know if i should watch s4 or not, it make me feel a little guilty idk, what do you think? im sorry if i bother or if this seem stupid i'm 15 and i go to a catholic school so haha i still need a lot to learn i guess

The short answer? No.

Never feel like your faith-based questions are stupid. They’re important questions that you actually need to have. As you get older, your relationship to God will start to change and it’s important to get answers now so your faith can still support you in the future.

I haven’t practiced my faith in a long time, but I still consider myself Christian so from one Christian to another, here’s my long answer: never feel guilty about watching a show like Lucifer. The Bible preaches forgiveness of our sins, redemption for our most wretched, and benevolent love for ourselves and others. All of these attributes are in Lucifer. At its core, Lucifer is a show about redemption and salvation. The Devil, evil incarnate, wants to become a better man. I don’t think God would frown upon anyone trying to make positive changes, even if that person is the Devil himself.

If you’re feeling guilty because you’re watching a show where they paint the Devil in a flattering light, just remember that half of the time, Lucifer is depicted in the worst light possible. He may be our protagonist/anti-hero, but he is in no way the audience’s role model. Multiple characters including Dan, Chloe, and Ella have all viewed Lucifer’s most “desirable” traits (smoking, alcoholism, drug use, hedonism to the point of isolation and avoidance, and even his wealth) as harmful at one point or another. Lucifer constantly messes up and constantly says the wrong thing. However, like I said before, that doesn’t make him irredeemable. He’s always stressing things like consent (see 1x10) and always want to make sure other people are cared for before he indulges. Lucifer is always honest and, while he enjoys punishment from time to time, does not like seeing innocent people hurt. In fact, Lucifer almost kills himself grieving for Uriel’s murder in 2x05 and 2x06.

On that note, the show promotes good mental health and seeking help (whether it’s faith-based or therapy-based) when you find yourself in a situation you can’t pull yourself out of. The show wants you to talk about the things it’s difficult to talk about. Lucifer hits on self-hatred, guilt, and the importance of forgiving yourself. All of these things, while unpleasant, are healthy things to discuss in order to help us reach spiritual satisfaction. 

Additionally, Lucifer as a show has some good role models for Christians. Ella is a very faith-driven character without pushing her beliefs onto others, as well as accepting others’ viewpoints. In 1x09 we see Father Frank, another very positive Christian figure. He accepts Lucifer and even views him as worthy of forgiveness in the eyes of God. Even God himself is never really depicted as “bad” per-say. Lucifer hurls a few insults here and there, but that is not reflective of the show itself. 

I say watch season 4 and take notes. I honestly think every Christian should watch Lucifer. It’s probably the most Christian show out there right now. It has all of Christianity’s main beliefs and it presents them in a way that’s very easy to comprehend. It’s a show that teaches us love and compassion (see 1x12, 2x07, 2x12) and it’s also a show that teaches us that everyone deserves a chance at redemption in their current life and the afterlife.

[blue-mint-winter]

BSG 2x12 Resurrection Ship part 2 rewatch

The conclusion of the Pegasus arc gives us an interesting twist.

the episode begins with a man floating in water, at first I thought it’s one of Baltar’s fantasies, then it’s revealed that it’s Apollo, imagining himself in water when he’s actually floating in space. Apollo had a fairly minor role in this arc so far.

48 hours earlier he learns about Kara’s mission to assassinate Cain. He doesn’t like it, but he’s going to be her backup. He says that trust is important and the only thing that separates people from Cylons... but then there is zero trust between Galactica and Pegasus.

Kara gets to know Cain from a different side. Cain is mentoring her, but her message is that hard, terrible decisions have to be made in order to save more lives and you can’t flinch or hesitate. It sounds oddly as if she’s encouraging Kara who is tasked with killing her.

Tyrol and Helo are attacked in their cell by those annoying guys that told them about raping Cylons. Those guys now want revenge for Thorne. But Fisk puts a stop to it. It looks like it’s about discipline, but he lets those two get off with only a warning. However, he only doesn’t allow torture of human prisoners. “You can’t rape a machine.” He’s practicing Pegasus brand of morality.

Lee questions his father about this decision to assassinate Cain. And that’s when he learns that it was suggested by Roslin. That‘s a serious blow to his morale. Both of his authority figures and role models, people he respects and admires, are plotting to assassinate their opposition. This episode marks a paradigm shift in Lee’s life. Later, after Blackbird collides with raider and Lee got ejected, he has the first row sit to the battle, but he’s slowly dying from the loss of air... as if he’s sinking under the waves. He doesn’t even respond to Dualla’s hails. He’s picked by Racetrack and resuscitated, but he lost something. He confesses to Kara (and eavesdropping Dee) that he didn’t want to come back alive. He’s beating himself up that he broke his promise and didn’t watch her back, but on the other hand... dying was the only way for him at that time to avoid participating in the assassination.

What’s genius about this episode is that the battle isn’t the point, instead eveyone waits with bated breath for what comes after. Cylons are destroyed according to the plan. And Kara goes to Cain, all sweaty, nervous and fingering her gun. Fisk is similarly shifty on Galactica’s bridge, eying nervously the marines. They’re both in the same situation - they don’t want to kill Cain/Adama, but they have to because of their loyalty to the other.

Kara’s relief when Adama calls the assassination off is palpable. After Lee questioned him, he had some doubts and talked to Sharon. She remined him of his own speech from miniseries and he finally got his answer to why Cylons attacked. Because they decided that humanity isn’t worth of survival. So he chooses principles over brutal pragmatism.

Then Cain calls Fisk and doesn’t give him the code words. She called off her plan to get rid of Adama! And that’s when I knew for sure that she knew about Kara’s mission. And instead of exploiting Adama’s weakness, she did the honourable thing too. Maybe she’s not so bad after all. Maybe she can change her ways, develop trust with Adama and work with him and the Fleet.

But we will never know how things would have gone with Cain because she still got killed.

Gaius and Gina are amazing together in this episode. Gaius choosing the real Six, Gina, over Head Six. Gaius comforting her, telling her a story about sports that Head Six had told him.

Gina knew exactly when the Resurrection Ship was destroyed and she couldn’t download anymore. So, Cylons do have some kind of wi-fi and Sharon might have lied about that.

Gina’s wish is to die, but “suicide is a sin”, so she wants Gaius to do the deed. But he can’t do that, he can’t kill Six. So instead he sets her on the path of “justice” which looks very much like revenge. Btw, incredible that Gaius came so far that he confesses his love to Six. He’s not the same man that asked Caprica Six if she was crazy when she told him she loved him back then.

In the end, Cain pays with her life for Gina’s torture. Cain treated her like a thing, denied her personhood to make herself feel justified, but the truth is she wanted Gina to suffer. However, a real machine can’t feel pain. If Gina was really just an unfeeling machine, nothing Cain and her men did would have hurt her. She wouldn’t have cared about justice or revenge. Gina may not be human, but she’s a person.

What I love about this episode, is again, that it’s not a simple “heroes take down the evil bitch because that’s the right thing to do.” It’s not as simple as that. Instead we see Cain’s side of the story, mostly through Kara’s perspective. Her words at Cain’s funeral really hit hard. Cain had found herself in completely different circumstances than Galactica after the attack. And she did terrible things to survive, to gather supplies and continue the fight. No hope, no relief. Cain didn’t have her own Roslin to change her mind about saving civilians. She didn’t have Boomer saving the ship again and again to show her a different side of Cylons. Was she so different from Adama really? What would he have done in her place?

(I can’t believe I’m starting to understand Cain, one of my most hated characters on this show. This is how well-written she is.)

As a result, a shadow is cast over our heroes. They’re not so heroic, as they were willing to commit murder because of a perceived threat. They were so close to crossing that line. Only luck saved them.

Makes me think that Adar’s government must have ordered some assassinations too, if Roslin was so cool with proposing it.

Alright, Helo’s reunion with Sharon while Tyrol silently exits the stage was nicely done.

Finally Adama gets that promotion and I can call him Dadmiral! Lol

Adama and Roslin kill me with feels. Finally they kiss and it’s so sweet, but she’s dying and there’s nothing that can be done :(

[mythoughtsaretroubled]

Audrey Parker's Day Off (2x06): Audrey is forced to relive a day, and watch various people get killed as she changes her routine in an attempt to figure out the cause.

Sins of the Father (2x12): Dead people return to seek revenge on the living, while Audrey, Nathan and Duke uncover and confront their fates in Haven.

[kiss-my-freckle]

Sin & Sinner dialogues.

An addition to my Angel/Jesus/Devil sub-themes that fall under my religious theme. Sub-connects to my apple theme as well - the “snake in the grass.” "Evil" and "bad" dialogues would make this post even longer than I want it to be. The rabbits and Christmas also falls under my religious theme of birth, death, and resurrection. I've sub-connected the rabbits to my magic theme as well. I believe religion is the biggest theme in the show - given all its sub-themes.

1x16-

Tanida: In feudal Japan, one warrior’s transgression against another was measured by the code of tn bushido. For your sins against me, I require ritual seppuku.

1x20-

Red: No, thank you. Ah. Smells like decadence and vice.

2x4-

Liz: Like the Sins of the Father. That it? 

2x18-

Red: Pride. The subtlest and yet most deadly of the seven sins. Like the Director, he couldn’t be saved.

2x22-

Red: I’m a sin eater. I absorb the misdeeds of others, darkening my soul to keep theirs pure. That is what I’m capable of. Liz: What sin of mine could you possibly have absorbed?

Liz: You’re my sin eater.

3x6-

The Director: There’s a passage. Exodus 20:5-6. “For I, the Lord Thy God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquities of the fathers on the children.”

3x9-

Red: He’s agreed to confess his sins to the US government, including the ones he committed on behalf of the Cabal to frame Agent Keen.

3x12-

Red: The Holy Vehm - a vigilante group that operated in the Germanic regions of Europe during the Middle Ages. The Vehmic Court was sanctioned by the Emperor and directed by the Archbishop to punish sinners. Liz: What sins did these two commit?

Man in confessional: Father, forgive me, for I have sinned. It’s been a week since my last confession. Since that time, I have killed two men.

Harris: Sooner or later, we all pay for our sins.

Ressler: Yes. By people who thought he had uh, sinned. It might help us find his killer if we knew whether that was true or not. Was it?

Ressler: Well, we got the case files that you kept on your victims. You should tell us about them, these sinners.

Red:You know what my problem with religion is? Man. Like anything that has a potential to be beautiful, man will turn it into something ugly. For every saint, there are two million sinners. Cardinal: Which are you? Red: Like you, I’m a sinner - an envious one, I might add, as my transgressions are not nearly as divine as the ones you’ve been guilty of during the years you’ve been associated with the Vatican Bank.

Red: No sin in murder or money laundering, so long as it serves our Father here on Earth or you.

3x19-

Red: And to harm him would be to harm her. A mortal sin. Her mother is gone. The father is what she has left in the world.

4x19-

Kate: We’re way past that point, dearie. You can’t change what you’ve done, and you can’t stop what’s coming. Your own sins, Raymond. You did this to yourself.

4x20-

Red: That must’ve been dissatisfying for you. You’re a glutton for vengeance. I understand. There’s almost nothing as satisfying as revenge, wanting someone to hurt because you hurt. An eye for an eye. Feels like God’s work, until you realize there is no God and you’ve committed sins for which there is no absolution.

5x4-

Red: That a sinner can also be a saint.

5x10-

Red: Sins should be buried like the dead. Not that they may be forgotten, but that we may remember them and find our way forward nonetheless.

5x12-

Expert: Some perceived sin. Maybe he’s saying just having faith isn’t enough. You have to live that faith every day, and that requires great discipline.

Wattles: The burning of the fallible human form, cleansing those that may yet achieve salvation, giving the irredeemable sinner their first foretaste of Hell. And, for the observer, the chance to confront one’s own transgressions.

Wattles: To redemption and purity, and I’m not afraid! Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!

5x14-

Dr. Fulton: Some kids run from their father’s sins. She embraces them.

5x15-

Red: The point, the essential point, is this - we’re all sinners. Hepworth: Oh. Sinning. That’s - Red: That’s the point. Lust. Gluttony. Sloth. Three of my favorites. But you’re here because of my greed. Tell me, what’s your sin, Mr. Hepworth? Hepworth: I don’t - Red: Of course you do. “For all have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God.”

Soundtracks 

Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot - 1x13 “Sometimes I think it’s a sin - when I feel like I’m winning when I’m losing again"

Just Breathe by Pearl Jam - 1x22 “Practiced are my sins, never gonna let me win"

Heal by Tom Odell - 2x2 “Take my past and take my sins”

Down to the River to Pray by Alison Krauss - 2x12 "O sinners, let’s go down Down in the river to pray”