#3rd place

[sad-endings-suck]

pjo really is that girl fr 💕

[ezekiellsplayground]

Visited the Sydney Royal Easter Show today & Look!! The yarn (WOW blend Yzma’s New Groove) I entered into the class for wholly spun & plied on a hand spindle placed 3rd!! Bonus was my crochet handspun made shawl was selected for display. I am so ridiculously happy & proud since I’ve only been doing this craft for a year.

[gaslightgatekeepgirlbosscombat]

Battle for 3rd place

Propaganda under the cut

The Xenomorph

To cause general fuckery. To impregnate people to death. Impervious to most means of harm, she slays the day away by toying with her prey and murdering anyone who stands in her way.

Ianthe Tridentarius

She is trying so hard to be the main character by lying and manipulating her sister, her cavalier, her mentor, her ?love interests? (Spoiler???) And also god. Not sure how it's working out for her but she does love to lie and manipulate

Worstie Ianthe is the DEFINITION of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. She is one of a set of necromancer twins that are the heirs to their houses rule. Except wait, only she is a necromancer and she has spent their entire lives doing necromancy for the both of them. She is constantly mean to their cavalier, Naberius, who she occasionally nibbles on like a chew toy, before eventually killing and eating him to ascend to sainthood. She goes to gods spaceship with another woman who ascended to sainthood who she has a crush on, this other woman is like…. Both incredibly mentally unwell and also haunted by at least 211 ghosts. Ianthes method of flirting with her? Gaslighting her about the corpse that keeps moving around and hiding under her bed. For no real reason tbh. She is clearly plotting to overthrow god, and at the moment that consists of her manipulating him while he’s too sad about his long term partners betraying him and subsequently exploding to really care. She dresses in terrible outfits and makes soup by burning onions to the bottom of a pot, putting meat in and some vegetables and then it doesn’t taste like anything so she puts in a few teaspoons of salt so it tastes like a few teaspoons of salt. She had her crush amputate her arm and regrow her a new one out of bone and it’s one of the horniest things I’ve read in my life.

"Gaslight = told her lobotomized (she helped), schizophrenic girlobsession that there was no corpse under their bed, even tho there totally was. Gatekeep = girl did NOT share the secret to god-like ascension. She kept that shit to herself until it was time to eat her boytoy, and by then everyone knew already. Girlboss = she has a non-necromancer twin sister, and literally Everyone thinks they r both necromancers because Ianthe is so good at it. She reverse engineered ascending to the aforementioned ascension without even completing any of the supplementary tasks. She held her own in a fight against a 10k year old lyctor. She becomes the figurehead of her entire empire. "

She uses a man as a chewtoy in the first book, literally gaslights the protagonist of the second book about a corpse, and elder-abuses God when he gets depressed in the third book. Nobody is doing it like her.

Dives headfirst with no regrets while basically laughing and covered in blood into murdering her cavalier once she realizes what the gothic locked room mystery/competition leads to while everyone else is questioning it, helps perform lobotomy on harrow so she doesn't remember the person she loves, manipulates everyone to get to the top

idk just everything about her

her relationship with her sister is incredibly Bad, she fosters codependency and views Corona(the sister) as an extension of herself. This does not stop her from keeping up the con that Corona actually has magic (She doesn't, it was always just Ianthe) for 22ish years and every single person who interacts with them falls for it. She killed a man against his will (most dying for this purpose specifically go willingly) and she consumed him and she will be burning his soul for eternity. She's completely repulsive and still somehow incredibly hot.

she takes advantage of the fact that the main character is prone to hallucinations. at one point she gaslights the mc into believing that the corpse under her bed isn't real just because she can. she reverse engineered a set of very complex trials on her own without anyone realizing she had the skills to complete them normally. she's also babysat god through his drunk and pathetic era.

Artist: @may12324

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Battle for 3rd!

Video Links

Blue

Monkey

[duct-taped-shoes]

I feel so lucky having a consistent 3rd place at my local skatepark. A lot of friends that don’t skate simply don’t have a 3rd place outside of work and home, and because of that don’t have anyway to just go out and meet new people that have similar interests. 3rd places are pretty essential for healthy social lives and with 3rd places becoming more rare and cost restrictive, skate parks continue to come in clutch and help foster a sense of community and just a fun place to chill outside of work and home.

[harleyquinnsexywomancompetition]

THE RESULTS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!!!

The winner of the Harley Quinn Sexywoman Competition 2023 is......

BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES!!!!

With The Suicide Squad 2021 in Second place!!

And Birds of Prey 2020 in Third!!

[phandomphightclub]

Phinal Round: 3rd Place Match

“Jack Fenton?” Tali gaped at Danny, who reclined in the stadium seat beside them. “You let Jack Fenton stay while I was gone?”

On Danny’s other side, Jack Fenton, notoriously ineffective ghost hunter, slurped a (hopefully ectoplasm-free) smoothie.

“Yeah.” Danny shrugged.

“Why?”

Danny shrugged again. “He likes violence.”

“That… is a good point,” Tali admitted through gritted teeth. “But he’s still a ghost hunter.”

“Yeah. So am I.”

“You didn’t destroy the entire Denny’s while fighting Technus!”

“Hey, can you keep it down over there?” Jack asked. “I’m trying to watch these ghosts get torn apart molecule by molecule!”

Tali groaned. But, as Jack had indirectly pointed out, the phighters of the third place match were floating into the ring.

One of them was… a giant peach? Okay. The other ghost held a potato, so this looked like it would be a very nutritious phight.

Tali cleared their throat and squinted at the cue cards Vic had prepared. Then they raised the megaphone.

“Phighting for third place, we have Peach and Andi (Englandamericaitaly)! Congrats on getting this far!”

The crowd cheered, Lexx waving her Danno on a stick enthusiastically. Down in the ring, Andi took a bow. Peach, being a giant peach, didn’t have a waist to mirror the action. Her weapon, a 64-pack of Crayola crayons, wrote a rainbow THANKS on the asphalt instead.

“Now, without further ado… PHIGHT!” Tali dooted their kazoo.

Andi sprang into action. They ran circles around Peach, trying to find the best angle to yeet their potato. 

“I don’t see any explosions,” Jack grumbled. 

Danny patted his shoulder sympathetically. Did Jack know that Danny was his son? Despite the phinal round’s prompt, it was unclear if Phantom Planet counted as canon. 

“Andi is looking for an opening,” Tali announced. “Jack, you may get your wish yet. Yes, they’re going for it! They yeet their potato, and—oooh, that’s gotta hurt!”

The potato exploded against part of Peach’s fuzzy flesh. However, instead of blasting apart into fruity guts or ectoplasm, a pile of chocolate bars tumbled out of the wound.

“Ah! That’s right!” Tali referenced the cue card again. “Peach’s special skill is collecting an unholy amount of chocolate bars! Looks like that candy armor is gonna keep her in the game a little longer.”

Peach prepared her retaliation—a spear of crayons, all sharpened to points. 

Andi pulled another potato from behind their back, but their yeet wasn’t fast enough to counter the waxy weapon. The spear lodged in Andi’s chest, then exploded into its individual crayon components. 

“Yeesh. That’s gonna be a tough one to come back from.” Tali grimaced as Jack whooped. 

“WOOO! THAT’S WHAT I CALL MOLECULE BY MOLECULE, BABEY!” Even without a megaphone, the whole stadium could hear him.

“Vic?” Tali said into their walkie-talkie. “You mind dispatching the emergency medical team? …Do we still have one of those?”

“Nope. We’ve got the janitorial staff, though.”

“Eh, close enough. Over.” Tali hung the walkie talkie back on their belt, then picked up the megaphone. “Andi is unable to phight! Peach is the winner of the match, and will take her rightful place as third place victor!”

With her crayons broken in the explosion, Peach couldn’t write anything, but she seemed happy.

(That was how Tali interpreted her peachy glow, anyway.)

[opsidecrewsclash]

One Piece Side Crews Clash - 3rd Place

Members and Propaganda under the cut

Kid Pirates

Members:

Eustass Kid

Killer

Heat

Wire

Bubblegum

Mosh

Uk

Pomp

Emma

Hip

Hop

Pampas

Boogie

Quincy

Dive

Propaganda:

Oda did them so dirty, they deserve it

Because they look like they're all outcasts, they have a punk ass ship, and they obviously care about each other a lot.

Kid causes so many problems and I love him. Then you’ve got Killer who is there to get him to chill for like 2 seconds.

listen have you seen them. have you seen these crazy kids and their punk theme. their dedication not only to their captain but to the aesthetic? these guys fucking rule. like Kidd and Killer obviously slap as characters, and it’s really fun to see a captain and first mate combo who are so dedicated to each other, but then they also have a whole crew who are as dedicated to them?? incredible. they went and fought a yonko for funsies and survived! also special shout-out to heat for his overall Frankenstein’s monster look <3

Whitebeard Pirates

Members:

Associates/Allies:

Whitey Bay’s crew

Decalvan Brothers

Oars Jr.

Squardo

Propaganda:

They are the most found family pirate crew to ever found family.

listen you know them you love them if I’m the only person submitting them I’d be SURPRISED. they’re not just the one of the strongest crews, the crew of an emperor (the actual strongest man in the world), they’re a family. they love each other so much they’d go to war against the world for one of their own. they’re the crew that helped ace realise he was loved and deserved to live. marco’s there. IZOU (the best minor character in the show!) is there! what more do you want! their ship is a whale! called moby dick! they get cool tattoos of their Jolly Roger bc they’re all so grateful to be part of this family that they ink their loyalty on their bodies! they’ve got all this an a complex and tragic story about the downfall of giants and the way even families that love each other can splinter in the face of grief. they’re the best crew aside from the strawhats 🤷

[blue-character-brawl]

BONUS ROUND:

Who gets 3rd place?

[elderlytourney]

Old Woman Tourney - Battle for the Bronze

[blackarrow-bagels]

Wilbur’s mcc curse is so strong his team got 3rd in Twitch Rivals

[frickenstoat]

.:RW:. 3rd resachii

3rd place raffle winner resachii

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Battle for 3rd!

Video Links

Blue

Cyan

[wynautwarrior]

Raylin is either oblivious as usual or never won bronze before. lol

[pose4photoml]

Bowling 🎳 Playoffs tonight~ our team won 3rd place 🥉!!

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Croatia welcomes its football team after the World Cup