Everyone’s favorite store at the mall? 👀🛍️
Risotto: Large scale sports stores because nobody will bat an eyelid at his size (and only the more courageous clerks will try to assist him) and if he wants anything, he is sure to find something to fit him.
Formaggio: Toy stores for the fun factor like looking at novelty decks, juggling small items to amuse kids, or heckling parents who are too uptight to get dolls for their sons or robots for their daughters.
Prosciutto: Book stores, and he will spend all of his time skimming through whatever has caught his interest. He often gets through dozens of books before purchasing a single one to throw a bone.
Pesci: Newspaper kiosks so he can check whatever comics are available while also excitedly browsing newspapers and magazines for headlines that could be used as conversation starters later.
Ghiaccio: Shoe stores, and he usually sticks to the sports section there to inspect sneakers and trainers, stimming on the materials as he goes. Tends to line up and meticulously rank his best finds.
Melone: Stationery stores because he cannot resist novelty pens and crisp, clean notebooks. Always ends up buying something when he already has more than he will ever use (they make good gifts, so).
Illuso: Large scale clothing stores where there are plenty of mirrors to move about because it gives him space to disappear and he can put on a fashion show inside without having to wait for fitting rooms.
Sorbet: The home improvement store where he can fantasize about how his ideal home would look if he could afford it, and if he has company, he will do snarky reviews of random items for fun.
Gelato: The lottery booth, not just because he enjoys buying tickets but also because he loves to chat it up with folks trying their luck there and have a consolation drink after if they're down for it.
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Deidara: Do you ever think about how stupid breakfast is, hm?
Deidara: Like, anytime in the morning is too damn early to be eating, in my opinion.
Deidara: And what people typically consider "breakfast" foods? Eggs are slimy and gross, oatmeal is weird and sludgy. Cereal you have to eat with milk and the smell of milk is repulsive, hm.
Deidara: The only decent thing you could have in the morning is pancakes, or french toast. But you have to cover that with syrup, and then you're hit with a sugar high, and when it dies you crash and spend the rest of the day cranky and miserable, hm.
Deidara: Fuck breakfast and fuck the institution that invented it!!
Sasori:
Sasori: So ... that's a "no" to having breakfast with Hidan and Kakuzu on Christmas morning?
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Masterlist III
Most recent Masterlist containing most of my listed works. I will no longer list everything I do from this point because I write so much. This list will contain most major works of mine for personal and future references. For every single work done for specific AUs, go to the end of the list and select the AU's tag. This Masterlist (18+) contains both NSFW and SFW works, some that may be DDNE. Read at your own risk.
If you are willing and able, I would greatly appreciate any donations on Ko-fi.
HEADCANONS/SCENARIOS
House of Sephiroth Lore and FAQ
First Class Boyos React To Their S/O Killing Someone
How Much Of A Tease Is Sephiroth in Bed? (Fluffy Sephiroth and Yandere C.C.)
Sephiroth's Darling As An Undercover Agent
P.2 of Sephiroth and Petite Darling Headcanons
Sephiroth With A Chubby Darling
Yandere Dissidia Sephiroth With a Willing Darling
Nibelheim Incident Sephiroth/Darling Headcanons
Yandere C.C. Sephy Ruining The Darling's Hole...
Yandere Sephy With An Insecure Darling
Yandere Sadistic C.C Sephy Going Feral on His Darling
Darling and Fluffy Sephy French Kisses For The First Time
Darling Fisted By OG Sephy and AC Sephy
Multi Yandere Sephiroths And Their Kinks
Sephiroth's Daughter Having A Tough Dating Life Because Of Him and Her Brothers
FICS AND DRABBLES
The Crisis Cutie Collection - maternity. motherhood. mother. eros. nurture. doll. (twisted) reunion. for. the. fourth. masterlist. go here.
RAMBLINGS
Sephthoughts
Sephology 101/Introduction to Sephology
Sephiroth Claiming His "Doll"
Sephiroth Dealing With Someone In Love With His Darling
Sephiroth's Darling's Assimilation With Jenova
Sephiroth and His Darling's Wicked Game
Multi Yandere Sephy Seeds
Yandere C.C Sephy and His Mommy Conflict
Potential Biker AU Proposal
C.C's Love For Beautiful Sephy Art
Can Sephiroth's Darling Communicate With Jenova?
First Class Boyos With Their Kids In A Domestic Setting
Is there Mommy Competition Between Jenova and The Darling
What Happens If The Darling Leaves Without The Yandere Sephys Permission?
Sephiroth And His Daughter's Hair
C.C. Reacts To Another Beautiful Sephy Fanart With A Nice Headcanon On The Side
Alternative Universes
Fluffy Sephiroth/Domestic Darling (Domestic AU)
Sephiroth’s Angel (Darling as Angeal’s Sister)
One Winged Masquerade (Dissidia Sephiroth/Dissidia Darling)
House of Sephiroth AU (Multi Yandere Sephiroth/HoS Darling)
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New Vegas has some new heroes!
"Name's Layle. To my sides are Lily, the sniper, and Rose, energy weapons specialist. Off to the back there is Eddie. Together we're the Wasteland Flower Mercenary Company, at your service!"
This is based on a feverdream of a text based adventure I did last year that left a strong enough impression that I had to get it drawn out. The deathclaw egg there has some FEV to jack up its' intelligence, named Regina when it hatched. With the holy frag grenades and alien blaster at his side, Layle had taken the Wild Wasteland trait, and has had some other strange encounters, like trading supplies with a talking Radroach, and finding a blown-up vertibird in the desert with some gold bars in it. This Layle was also an abductee aboard Mothership Zeta, whom was saved by the Lone Wanderer.
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I'm such a fucking lesbian and you are my favorite porn dealer. the way you can write orin and isobel also shadowheart and they're all so different but so UNF. and I swear I've never felt gayer than when you write trans aylin and trans karlach and trans shadowheart and asheera I am just sooooo normal for them all and I definitely don't wake up craving girlcock after reading your fics all night...
Anon.
Keep being you, and keep fighting the good fight. Sappho's most girl-drunk soldier.
(But seriously, thank you! I'm really thrilled to hear you're enjoying the fics so much lmao)
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