Going to start drawing photorealistic Necrons who all have the exact face of Grim from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy and see how long it takes for someone to murder me in cold blood.
Trazyn is one of the best characters in 40k there’s no contest
Spooky Skeleton Robot Man who collects archaeology from across the galaxy, freezes people in time as art displays, and gets up to sitcom level feuds with other immortal robots
"When the Necrontyr shed flesh and left death for lesser creatures, we thought only of freedom from fear and making kingdoms that would never die. We did not think what else immortality would entail. We thought in terms of wars, of destruction, of conquest. But eternity also requires what you would call entertainment.” - Trazyn the Infinite
Hello everyone I’m sorry but I have turned away from heresy. Only buff Skitarii dominating femboy Necrons from now on they will be shown the Omnissiah’s light 🙏🥹
ngl I think Trazyn and Orikan should sometimes show up to big 40k events to jeer at the battle like Statler and Waldorf
like there's this big climactic Loyalist vs. Traitor Primarch battle, insane amounts of power is being flung about, grand speeches are being made, etc etc
and then there's just this floating opera box with a pair of robot skeletons yelling insults at their performance every Emperordamned time there's a dramatic pause
plus sometimes they start jeering each other and those fights inevitably spill over into the battle below, making everything that more complicated.