Dracula: “Hey everybody, today Mina scared me for the second time this week, so I’m starting a kickstarter to kill her. The benefits of killing her would be: I would get scared way less.”
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errrm uhm uh!!!!!! HI❗️❗️❗️ i just realized I hit 800 followers today YIPEE
So now my art requests are open,,, pls keep it simple though I barely have any real motivation/np (I say that and I give three doodles💀)
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Quincey's riding his childhood horse in the thickest fog he ever encountered, when a figure appears in the near distance. Quincey tips his hat as he slows down to stop in front of her.
'Why, if it isn't that lovely Miss Lucy. Say, little girl, won't you just hitch up alongside of me, and let us go down the long road together, driving in double harness?'
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Mad respect for the first mate for trying to stab dracula though
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You've heard of cuddling for warmth, you've heard of cuddling to stop bad dreams, now get ready for: cuddling so you have sth to hold and don't curl up like a shrimp in the night making your chest hurt in the morning
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rip jake the dog, you would’ve loved swearing on adventure time
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