#90-year-old babygirl

[miatring]

kerry and my V

🎸🩵

[epithelium]

I know for a fact that there are multiple highly college-educated people here who order "rainbow draw + comp + troponin + CBC" on every patient who walks through the door, and I just want to sit them down and have a long conversation about it

[dark-konohagakure2]

kakuzu x with clingy daughter reader, who always wants to be close to him and share a bed.

tw: incest, parent/child, dub/noncon, age difference, unhealthy relationship

All characters depicted are 18+

Kakuzu isn't affectionate at all, even as a father he's still a grumpy old man. He also finds clingy people annoying, especially his own daughter, he only lets her cling to him because he has to, not because he's soft on her or anything...

Despite his daughter being an adult, she's a complete daddy's girl, clinging to him all the time and even sleeping in the same bed as him. Kakuzu won't admit it, but he enjoys sleeping in the same bed as her, and not just because it saves money.

She's always so clingy to him even when they're sleeping, giving Kakuzu nearly unlimited access to her beautiful body, and he takes full advantage of that fact, since his own daughter is his only source of release.

Even if she were to reject his advances, Kakuzu uses his role as her father to his advantage, telling her to behave herself and do as he says, even using her own clinginess against her and making her feel solely responsible for his own desires for her.

"Don't be such a brat, you little idiot. You're always clinging to daddy, so be a good girl and do as he says..."

Kakuzu doesn't like women his age, considering that he's over 90 years old, he likes the cute younger women that are his daughter's age, just barely legal, and Kakuzu just can't get enough of his clingy daughter's barely legal cunt.

He's a big man, so his cock is big too, so it'll be hard for him to force his member into her tight little snatch, but once he does, it takes all of his self control to not cum right away.

He's rough with her, pounding into her snug cunt with enough force to make his headboard loudly bang against the wall. He's glad the girl's mother isn't in the picture, otherwise she would have definitely heard the noises of the father and daughter engaging in rough, almost animalistic sex.

Once he's done he'll be affectionate to her in his own grumpy way, letting her cuddle up to him as close as she wants and even praising her a bit, even if said praise is hidden under layers of degradation.

"Fuck that felt good... maybe keeping you around wasn't such a bad idea after all... even if you are an expensive little bitch..."

Kakuzu isn't the best father, not by a long shot, but he knows what his babygirl wants and how to give it to her, even if it means putting up with her clinginess all the time.

[hametsukaishi]

ROTATION OF VETTED FUNDRAISERS I.

FROM JULY 29TH TO AUGUST 4TH - I'M PUTTING THESE FRUNDRAISERS IN THE SPOTLIGHT TO BOOST THEM

---- EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS ----

Ghada Banat, mother of a babygirl, lost everything in her first year of marriage. (€4,896 / €50,000) - vetted by @el-shab-hussein, and nº243 on his masterlist. @ghadabanat

Rajaa, a medical analysis specialist, also mother of a one year old boy. ($4,633 / $20,000). - vetted by @90-ghost. Her campaing has been stagnant for a really long time, and they still struggle to get donations!!! @rajaagaza

----- CAMPAINGS GOING ON FOR A LONG TIME WITH FEW DONATIONS

Mohammed Alhabil and his wife, parents of three kids. Also takes care of his elderly parents. (€18,108 / €50,000)- vetted by @el-shab-hussein, and nº166 in his masterlist. @alhabil and @aya2mohammed.

Samer Aburass, his wife and three children seek help to escape. (kr 99,292 SEK / kr 450,000 target) - Vetted by @ibtisams and nº198 in @el-shab-hussein's masterlist. @samerpal

I BEG OF Y'ALL, PLEASE DONATE WHAT YOU CAN, EVEN IF IT SEEMS SMALL. IF NOT, I BEG YOU TO SHARE THIS PROPERLY: TAG PEOPLE, COMMENT, AND REBLOG!!!

@ashwantsafreepalestine, @witchywitchy @houseofpurplestars @dykesbat @dxsqz @disgruntledpoptart @halalchampagnesocialist

[thefoxiestboy]

My 90 year old babygirl

[menlove]

god was giggling when she made john a 40s kid bc what do you Mean he was asking george martin to make his songs "smell like sawdust" and "feel like an orange"??? those are unserious reviews you'd read on tumblr dot com. he should've grown up in the 90s. shitposting his life away. enjoying some mood stabilizers. legally acquiring weed etc etc

no genuinely he would've been the best terminally online millennial/zoomer I truly believe this. he could've been bisexual in peace and maybe had less Issues bc of it. gotten some therapy that didn't involve conversion therapy. john would have LOVED edibles. babygirl you would have been such a good 25 year old rn..........

[jojotichakorn]

archer rewatches nlmg: episode 1

father of the year 🤡

no pressure, though, my 18 year old child

i'm sorry but the way his glasses fall after he's shot is comical af

omg hello babygirl helloooooooo! also greetings to your evil father i guess.

you know what? he's actually kind of kenta-coded. and i'm obsessed with that.

oh my gods the bestest boy on earth is here! everyone clap!

i am OBSESSED with the fact that gmm literally never hires native english speakers to play english-speaking roles. i can say with 100% certainty this man's first language isn't english and with a 90% certainty that it's french. i'm sure there aren't any more french-speaking people in thailand than there are english-speaking ones. i think they are just committing to the bit at this point.

i do wonder if there is anyone out there who went into the series blind and thought that nueng and ben were the main couple

WEEWOO WEEWOO FIRST MEETING ALERT (sorry i'm obsessed with the idea of meeting someone for the first time and not knowing how much they will mean to you)

babygirl, you can use the pool whenever you want, don't listen to him <3

*pterodactyl screeches* (that's it, i have nothing coherent to say)

this just in: palm's self-esteem found dead in a ditch. the culprit is still at large, but detectives suspect his father. more at six.

go off!! put that weasel in his place!

maybe palm can't hear nueng threatening him behind the sound of all the kissing noises in his head

he isn't wrong!!

and before you ask, no i won't ask for your opinion and no i don't give a shit how you feel about this. yay, i'm crowned father of the century!

you mean "the greatest director in the world"? that's right.

[episode 2]

[avida-heidia-5]

Wheeeeeeeeee thanks for the tag @magdacimy!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Who is your favourite driver?

Cute. Sexy. Mischievous. Clever. Kind-hearted. Generous. Selfless. Babygirliest of all babygirls. He’s the loveliest human being on the planet, really.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, thee one and only…

*drum roll*

Karun Chandhok!

Wait, no. Hang on. That can’t be right. Where have all my notes gone?

Ah, here they are! *ahem*

Ladies and gentlemen, my favourite F1 driver of all time isssssss…

*drum roll*

✨ Sebastian Vettel! ✨

Wooo, big surprise! Who could’ve seen that coming? I’m so predictable! 😂

Do you have other favourite drivers?

Why, yes I do! In no order in particular, I love Kimi Räikkönen, Charles Leclerc, Fernando Alonso, Jenson Button, Mark Webber, Mika Häkkinen, Lando Norris, Alex Albon, Ollie Bearman, Daniel Ricciardo, Oscar Piastri, Giancarlo Fisichella, Esteban Gutiérrez, and Carlos Sainz Jr..

I haven’t watched any races from the classic era yet (By that, I mean the 50’s all the way up to the mid-90’s), so I can’t list any classic F1 drivers. There will be one out very soon though when I get around to it. 😉

Who is your least favourite driver?

Max V, Checo Pérez, Pierre Gasly, Felipe Massa, and Nelson Piquet are ones that spring to mind. Put simply, they’re all horrid people. Except Gasly (as far as I know), who I ultimately don’t care that much about.

Do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well?

My heart will always go towards the drivers I love or drivers I want to see do well, no matter which team they drive for.

If you like teams which teams do you pull for?

We’re primarily a McLaren household, but we’re happy to support any team that happens to be at the top of the standings. The odd Ferrari. The odd Aston Martin. You know how it is.

How long have you been into F1?

Oooooh since around 2004-2005, I think. I don’t know the exact moment when it all started, but I vividly remember my interest in the sport reaching its peak when I watched the 2005 season live on the telly, specifically the Japanese GP when my boy Kimi Räikkönen started from dead last on the grid to overtaking Giancarlo Fisichella on the final lap to take 1st place. What a race that was! 😍😍😍 To this day, my love for F1 has never waned, even when there were some bad or tedious races here and there.

What got you into F1?

My parents! They introduced it to me when I was 4 or 5 years old.

Do you enjoy fic/rpf?

Uuuuhhhh…

*rapidly closes numerous AO3 tabs*

Noooooooo don’t be silly! As if I would ever read that stuff. Mm mmm. Not me. Heh heh.

How do you view new fans?

I’m a bit mixed. I’m torn between excitement and annoyance depending on where their interest in the sport stems from.

If you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why?

I’d steal the Williams spreadsheet and make that team great again like it’s the 1990’s! I feel really bad for James Vowles and some of the drivers.

Are your friends and family into F1?

My parents, obviously! My sister has recently started watching it too. (She’s a huge Lando Norris fan and a McLaren supporter!) My grandparents on my dad’s side don’t watch it as much but they are known to watch it from time to time when nothing’s on. My grandpa on my mum’s side watches it on occasion but he would rather watch the rugby instead. 😂

My friends in real life don’t watch F1 sadly, so I can’t have any conversations about it. 😢 However, I have some lovely friends on Discord who watch and ramble on about F1. I love being around those people as I can talk freely and comfortably about things related to it with hardly any problems. I would really love to meet those people in real life too. 🥰🥰🥰

Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?

HELL YEAH, I AM!!!! I’m always looking forward to making some friends with F1 fans.

Tagging @racingliners, @vroomjohnwatson, @kaossbells, @lottie1824, @zoomguanyu, @pumpkinnning, @wanderingblindly, @miss-malheur, @msmirrorball21, and whoever sees this that hasn’t been tagged but wants to do this. Feel free to ignore this post if you’ve done this already, that’s completely fine. 💙

[yellowocaballero]

Ok i just started reading your latest chapter and aggsdhipgyidtdiy Bruce, Bruce babygirl, do you realize what you have done? Do you realize the absolute power you have just promised your adopted morally grey nephew-son? Bruce he's going to be unstoppable Bruce, Bruce he'll literally rule the world (Granted i doubt he will go full evil not because i trust Tim, but because i trust Stephanie to smack him and make fun of him into quit being evil, and actually you know what Bruce whould get Tim Apple, it will be so fucking funny)

TECHBRO TIM TECHBRO TIM TECHBRO TIM

You ever want to cut a joke because it has too many worldbuilding implications, and then decide to leave it in because of the worldbuilding implications?

Yes, this would make Tim the richest kid in America. Tim grows tired of hearing about his generational wealth and decides to pave his own way. He definitely drops out of MIT and moves to silicon valley so he can create a tech start-up based off technology he designed for Batman three years ago. Horrifically, he is both a genius and has had a stock portfolio since the age of 13 and it is also 2003, so his start-up does extremely well and he makes even more fucking money. He sells it, makes another one, gets bored, sells that too, decides all of this is boring and moves back to Gotham to start fighting crime from home base again. This makes Tim both old money, new money, AND silicon valley money. This is not a fact you want in a man who's been on an FBI Watchlist since he was 12 and a domestic terrorist since he was 13.

Tim starts embodying the most annoying tech-bro on the face of the planet. He says it's for the Wayne family Bat-cover. It's for fun. Steph decides it's his way of sublimating his latent supervillain tendencies so she encourages it. The Teen Titans hate him but they have to put up with him because he funds them. They do not understand why Robin has the most awful taste in fiancés of all time. Luckily their relationship is 'open' so she's busy having insane lesbian sex with Starfire.

His first start-up is, obviously, Myspace, so he can collect privacy information and user data on his user base and use the information to fight crime.

Tim: "I'm a college drop-out. I started Myspace from nothing: just my garage and an idea I knew would change the world." Jimmy Kimmel: "Didn't you get a loan from your father's multinational conglomerate?"

Tim: "The tech world is the land of opportunity, Jimmy. Anyone can make it." Jimmy Kimmel: "With two trust funds and corporate stocks your father bought you in the 90s?" Tim: "I'm a self-made man, Jimmy."

[things-about-cars-in-posts]

So I had my dad talking to me about cars today, telling me how I should basically avoid getting any cars except those made by Japanese companies because of how shitty other countries manufacture their cars (mileage and life span)

Do you have any thoughts on this? I don’t know much about cars and I thought of this blog while I was having this conversation so that’s why I send here

Do I have thoughts on this. Do I have thoughts on this. Babygirl (gender neutral) I have thoughts on aspects of cars you wouldn't even conceive of. I have thoughts on aspects of cars that aren't even real. Up the ante, folks! Ask me which cars are most bisexual!

That aside, for my opinion: Italian food is good. But of course, when I eat out in Italy, I don't go to any random place because "this country does this well", because I'm not ordering from a country, or a region, or a city, but from a specific joint - and some of them suck, some dropped or rose in quality, some are exceptionally good/bad with certain things, hell, some serve foreign food and then what's the adage matter now! That's why Yelp doesn't have country reviews.

Much the same, Japanese cars are usually pretty reliable, but Nissan spent the last two decades making a case against that claim (especially with their CVT transmission, a known ticking time bomb they've done fuck all about for years) with the help of whatever's left of the shell of Mitsubishi, and Infiniti is just the luxury brand of Nissan so ditto for it... indeed, another point to make, some cars are just based on, or outright are, cars from other brands. Infinitis are built by Nissan, and usually based on the equivalent Nissans. Except the QX30, which is just a Mercedes GLA - which probably was part of the same deal through which Mercedes got to sell the Nissan Navara as the X Class.

And there's a lot of cross-nationality brand partnerships like that, past and present, like the four-decade-long Mazda/Ford one, or the time Saturn had such a crappy engine they had to get Honda to give them a proper one. And by the way, the guy who posted that? He owns a different Saturn which took 360k miles of bare minimum care like a champ, because reliability can vary wildly within a lineup, and also a Volkswagen that's been a thorn in his side, which definitely wasn't the experience I had with mine, because mine is over twice as old, and a brand can completely change over time too! (You'd think they were run by people or something.)

In fact, reliability changing over time and models is the norm - not as drastically as, say, "older German cars were unstoppable tanks and now they're overly fit-prone electronics messes where everything is costly to buy and dastardly to replace" (which, however, is actually a notable trend), but usually in terms of "in this model, through these production years, this component was overly keen on failing" (as per my Accord post). Part of how Toyota (and by extension its luxury brand Lexus) rightfully earned its reputation of King Reliability is such cases in their production being especially few and far between, and none notable enough to become an automotive meme like Subaru head gasket failures (and no, the Camry dent doesn't count). So, say, Hondas may not be less reliable, just a bit less consistently so (but even there, Honda interiors tend to hold up much better than Toyotas', yadda yadda yay for nuance).

So if you are buying a used car (as you should) it's always important to research for potential common problems (for instance, pre-90s Toyota frames are to rust what the letter X is to Elon Musk) and thoroughly inspect the car, to check that nothing is broken and that it's been properly serviced.

That last part is very important, because reliability is not a tickbox, it's a spectrum, and a function of how a car was built and how it was maintained. Carelessness will kill any car sooner or later. Every car has fluids that will at some point need changing, wear items that will at some point need replacing, and the occasional part failure. Even yours. So even when it comes to your car, keep up with that stuff, or it will eventually catch up to you. (And if regular services would tax your finances, look into how to perform them yourself - you'll find it's a lot easier than you thought, you'll give it a shot and it will be very rewarding and save you a lot of money!)

And also, if a hinge starts squeaking, if something starts sagging, if some trim breaks, if you get a dent or scratch, take care of those too. Not because they make your car work less or worth less, but because they foster an indifference that snowballs into neglect. Working on those little things will keep you feeling like your car is nice and your loving effort is going to keep it nice, dammit - in much the same way as it's important to take care of yourself and your environment for your mental health, to keep yourself feeling like you are making it and with your loving effort you are going to keep making it, dammit.

Links in blue are posts of mine explaining the words in question - if you liked this post, you might like those!

[acheronist]

red wings in the 90s: front office stacked with genius hags, roster stacked with babygirls

red wings in the 2020s: front office stacked with babygirls, roster stacked with miserable hags (twenty year olds who are spiritually already in their 60s)

[hametsukaishi]

ROTATION OF VETTED FUNDRAISERS II.

FROM AUGUST 10TH TO AUGUST 19TH - I'M PUTTING THESE FRUNDRAISERS IN THE SPOTLIGHT TO BOOST THEM

---- EXTREMELY LOW ON FUNDS ----

Ghada Banat, mother of a babygirl who lost everything in her first year of marriage. (5116 € / 50.000 €) - vetted by @el-shab-hussein, and nº243 on his masterlist. @ghadabanat. HER CAMPAING HAS BEEN GOING FOR MONTHS NOW AND IS STILL SO LOW ON FUNDS.

My dear friend Rajaa, a medical analysis specialist, also mother of a one year old boy. They money will cover the cost of evacuation. (8872 $ CAD / 20.000 $)- vetted by @90-ghost. Her campaing has been stagnant for a really long time, and they still struggle to get donations!!! @rajaagaza, @khaled-gaza

------ STAGNANT CAMPAINGS -------

My dear friend Mahmmoud Albalawii and his two sisters, who seek help in behalf of their whole family. (32.446 € / 50.000 €) -Vetted by @90-ghost; you can check his blog @elbalawi, and my own post for his campaing here. They are currently moving towards the southern border!!

Siraj, whose house was destroyed earlier in the genocide, and has little children. The money will cover the cost of rebuilding their home. (27.620 $ CAD /82.000 $) - vetted by @el-shab-hussein and nº219 in his masterlist of vetted fundraisers.

Please, I bef of you to not only donate, but to share this post properly. I mean actually taking the time to read their blogs and get to know them, and their story. Commenting on their posts. Reblogging and tagging people for reach. Even if the only thing you can do is share, it's still helping. Don't let anybody tell you it doesn't help in anything!!

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[junkdyke]

hiiiii babygirls, i forced Dyke Roomie to go out and party w/ me and she recognized someone and approached her and it turns out she's a well known tattoo artist and we spent the night talking about clientele and the tattoo scene AND the lesbian scene in the 90's!!! I mentioned that I wished I got to experience the 90's as a dyke and she was like "oh it was so much gayer then" LMAO she was super cool, she got us free shots cause she helped literally build this bar, and was like "next time you're in town let me know and we'll hang out cause I get in everywhere free, and if you ever have questions about anything feel free to ask" ugh 40+ year old butch tattoo artist ilyilyily 💞

hung out with a cutie Tumblr moot who is super normal and it was so so nice and i am MORE convinced that neeeed to move to SF!!!!!! heart is full of dyke love 🫶🏾

[trans-ylvania]

okay wait so jason segels first work was a 1998 film called can’t hardly wait which is the name of a replacements song and jesus Mary and joseph do i love the replacements HE WAS IN THE MINONS???? he wrote the fucking muppets movie he was in csi for like three episodes which is probably the best amount of time to be on csi HE WAS ON SNL WIRH FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE and he was nick andopolis the og 90s babygirl . i do not know if i just did lsd and forgot about it but i think the universe is telling me yet again to objectify a 40 year old man

[words-and-threads]

I'm regularly alarmed by the amount of slack people will cut a middle-aged man composed entirely of red flags. And I don't mean understanding that nobody is just evil and people are complex and having compassion and such. I don't mean finding them interesting or compelling. I don't even mean the tongue-in-cheek self-aware "He has never done anything wrong in his entire life." I get the joke, honest.

I mean putting their suffering (usually as a result of their own actions) above that of the people they have hurt or are actively still hurting. I mean insisting they're actually sweet guys, they're just misunderstood. I know it's not doing any actual harm, I know the difference between fiction and reality. I don't think it's unethical or dangerous to do this, I just think it's bad analysis.

It's not just fictional men either. The professor who takes advantage of his students. The unhappy dad who's totally going to leave his wife any day now to marry his 20 year old girlfriend. Every writer who gets praised for a wish fulfillment novel where his self-insert is saved by a pretty young muse who really gets him and has no motivation beyond solving all his problems.

"But he's sad!" Bitch he's an adult. It's not your job to bail him out of his shitty life.

It's funny because I created an OC specifically as an antagonist/inciting incident for another character. He's an arrogant, patronizing bastard with awful judgment and a questionable attitude toward medical consent. I find him interesting as a character, but the response from other people was "daddy..." and I was like oh my God no. He is not daddy. He is not babygirl. He is not a really good guy underneath it all. 90% of his tragic backstory is his own fault.

And I love this character! I use him for text role-playing and he's so much fun. But he's horrible. He's horrible on purpose. Being horrible is central to his character. If you meet a man like this in the wild, fucking run.

[firstladyoflwo]

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zelina vega. thea megan trinidad. 33 years old. capricorn queen. born & raised from queens, new york. currently living in tampa, florida. chancla throwing legend. hailing from the blue brand that is smackdown.

outside of the ring, she's an active twitch streamer. cosplayer. podcaster w/ dakota kai. full on 90s kid. you'll catch her making references over the littlest of things. certified cat mom. appreciator of everything silly and maybe a little bit evil.

muse inspo: penelope alvarez from one day at a time, juri from street fighter, jade from mortal kombat, akasha from queen of the damned.

exes: malakai black, austin aries.

hey y'all. it's brina. back on tumblr after two years? i'm bringing back my babygirl that is zelina vega. in this take of her, she is not married or never married to malakai black. their relationship was already messy from the start - given that it started through a possible affair with malakai cheating on isla with zelina. they were engaged pretty fast, but zelina couldn't do it. she loved him but she loved herself more. she also didn't take the time to heal herself from her very problematic relationship with austin aries. an 11 year age gap and a complete asshole? little bit stems from the daddy issues she has. so. she's definitely dated or slept around with people if you'd like to plot that out. this may change if we get a malakai or not in the group!

i'm open to any other plots in mind! this pin will be updated regularly..