#A NEW SNACC

[satans-knitwear]

The last fishnet friday of pride month 🏳️‍🌈

Treat me ~ Tip me ~ More of me

[graedari]

Me? Reusing a sketch from a Doodle Dump Post? Posting it separately? Because I'm always thinking about shirtless Kevin Flynn? Nooooo.... Not me... No.

[Image ID in alt]

[bpdamn]

as i mentioned before i noticed a weird lump in the back of my mouth so i went to a doc today to make sure it’s not cancerous and AM HELTH. bro i was so scared the past days i wasn’t able to sleep properly. but yaaay!! and i didn’t even buy cigs after finding out it’s not cancer (i haven’t smoked in 4 days now) so i’m proud of myself 🥹

[duskythesomething]

very frustrating that there is a snake I want, I have a nice sized tank I can set up for it, I have had this snake saved for a month now and his price just dropped, and yet I still need to wait.

rambles in tags

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

TipVans shenanigans

Tippy: Oh, you always smell so good, Vans *sniffs his chest*

Vanilla: Thanks, it's my deodorant. It's masculine but with a hint of vanilla, as always I have to incorporate my favorite flavor into everything hmhm!

-That night-

Tippy: *in the bathroom getting ready for bed* You know, Lucky Charms, that deodorant does smell a little like vanilla and it tastes pretty sweet too *brushes teeth*

Vanilla: Don't uh... Don't eat my deodorant.

[calaathmaza]

Henlo shelbs!! I will endlessly request More Iäna, especially Iäna being Soft and/or a Snack. Also, happy to fic trade if you have any asks!! --celebros (from ao3/Discord)

celebros.....your writing is amazing. I would be Honored to make more Soft and/or Snacc Iäna. honestly the very first thing that came to mind was the drabble that happened in the spoilers channel because that was EXACTLY what I so deeply craved after finishing Grief, and then you went and posted it?!? and it's amazing??? (for anyone who hasn't go read this RIGHT NOW)

I will have to think on some ideas for this magnanimous offer. In the meantime do let me know if you ever have any specifics in mind :)) (also where is a good place to ask you? u can dm me or ping me on the discord! ty so much!!!)

[vestercorax]

Soft domestic fluff with M6 — Waking Up

Asra

The Shop now opens an hour later.

Yes, that’s a new schedule. Something about different day length, did you know-

No, Faust is not bribed with snaccs, she’s just hanging out on the doorknob, why?

Oh, look how conveniently you are snuggled, now it will be considered a crime to separate yourselves, and you don’t want crimes in your house, do you?

He doesn’t want to hear anything about bribery being considered a crime

Asra really just wants to enjoy every minute you’re together, when nothing is bothering you or demanding immediate attention (which happens all the time, hard magicians’ life)

Mornings are the most suitable time, when you can speak unhurriedly, dream a little and plan your little next week’s adventure

Nadia

Nadia has to wake up early, even on holidays :(

That habit is ingrained so deeply that it is an outright surprise for her if you don’t share it. Everyone rise early to get everything done, no?..

It warms her heart to see you so relaxed and satisfied in your bedchambers like nowhere else

She leaves, but servants are already preparing everything for your awakening

Nadia will make up for all the skipped morning caresses in the afternoon-

Lots of kisses and tea brewed with petals will improve your mood, whichever way you woke up

One day you wake up and first thing you feel is the weight on the other side of the bed

Your eyes fly open just to see Nadia’s ruby ones filled with tenderness and adoration, as she observes you and smiles bright and soft at your expression

Only then you notice the lightest tracing of her elegant fingers caressing your pillow-marked cheek

Julian

Julian is headed straight to work upon waking up

This man’s body wakes up much later than his brain does — it occurs to him it’s time to eat only an hour or two after he dug into his notes

Do you like taking naps? Good

After a brief activity burst (which consist of wolfing down the delicious breakfast you brought him) he is back in bed

No, not a single movement for at least half an hour.

Perharps, besides…

Yeah, pillow fights, sounds incredible

May or may not pretend that you stabbed him with a narrow one to doze off a little

Are deadmen supposed to have such a death grip on their killers, huh?

Portia

Portia is an early bird

The earlier you wake up, the more time there is to get done with work and have fun!

Extremely energetic + wants you besides immediately

Before you know what is going on, she is already straddling you and tickling your sides

She wants to press her nose into yours until you wake up, to peer into your eyes with her bright blue ones. But she just can’t contain her excited giggling at the simple thought of the spooked little jump you’ll definitely make

She’ll get there one morning, don’t even doubt.

If you get too cranky, she will leave you be… for a week at most.

Muriel

Muriel will leave at dawn, desperately trying not to wake you. He doesn’t want to disturb you; it’s his chores after all

He ignores your demands to stop to consider every chore only his own

Will ask Inanna to check on you if he is wandering far into the forest. He knows you will be safe, it’s just… He feels more reassured this way

Congratulations, you are guarded by a big floofy wolf, who thinks to guard = to lie flat on you and sometimes poke her nose in yours

She’s right, honestly

If you are tough enough to sleep through that, prepare for the ultimate attack: breakfast

Riding proudly on the wolf’s back to the kitchen, you are greeted with a “good morning” hum

As you eat half-sleepily, Muriel adoringly studies your face, trying and failing to hide it

His own face turns slightly red, when you try to feed him a little bit of your portion, even though he has already eaten

You succeed.

Lucio

If it was up to him, he would be staying under the covers till the sun has passed its peak

Oh, wait, it is up to him. The deal is sealed then.

And he will be very delighted to have you in his arms

Carefully, you won’t be able to escape after indulging even once. Lazy and long mornings, stretches, laughter and adoring stares… Who would be, honestly?

After crawling out of the bed and eating it’s time to refine your day plans. Ones for evening are the most exciting

After that he will attend to his training

“You want all of me hard as steel, don’t you? ;)”

Will encourage you to join him and will literally beam if you say yes

First headcanon post, there we go

Masterlist, if you wish

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

“We are Venom.”

— Eddie Brock/Venom (Venom)

At Last🖤R

A quiet weekend in the mountains with your boyfriends is just what you all needed (and totally wasn’t because you’re on the run from the law). Female reader

A Whole Snacc🖤

Eddie’s life was chaotic and spiraling downwards when he stumbled into a little bookstore in search of food and met the most beautiful and clumsy woman he had ever seen in his life. She gives him and his alien passenger a new passion in life, loving their nibble. Female reader

Give and Take🕸

Eddie and his new girlfriend haven’t slept together yet but Venom is going absolutely rabid for her smell. Female reader

[atomicwrite]

Hi there, I know you’ve already done NSFW headcanons for Sonic the Hedgehog but just hear me out… NSFW headcanons for Sonic the WEREHOG? Huh? Like that idea? Or the headcanons more or less the same?

Ooooh omg my heart- Werehog Sonic is a total snacc ngl 😳 Here you go, I hope I fulfilled your expectations~

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💙 NSFW Headcanons - GN!Reader x Sonic the Werehog

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⚠ Warnings: NSFW; suggestive/adult content

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Werehog Sonic doesn't always have a horny streak, but when he does, he REALLY goes for it

In bed, he can be a bit of an animal (obviously), always wanting to be in charge and on top

During sex, Sonic is VERY vocal. He enjoys wailing and yelling his partner's name, and likes it when you do it as well

He loves it when you hug him closer and run your hands through his fur during sex

pls (gently) scratch his back

enjoys performing oral sex and is really skilled at it 😳

He also loves to flaunt his body to you and is not bashful about doing so

has a habit of whispering inappropriate things into his lovers' ears

always tries new things and pushes limits in the bedroom (with consent)

Werehog Sonic enjoys being the one in charge of helping his partner experience orgasm in bed

he is a bit of a rough lover

Sonic's werehog form is exceptionally well-endowed, and he enjoys grabbing and pulling his partner's hips toward him and getting a little bit messy in bed

is a little more kinky than in his regular form; he enjoys experimenting in bed and is open to new experiences

In bed, Werehog Sonic enjoys being forceful and isn't afraid to take charge. He enjoys ravaging and pinning down his partner so that they have no choice but to give in to his demands

Sonic is an ardent romantic. After sex, he enjoys kissing and cuddling his partner, and he always takes the time to make sure they are happy. He's a true gentleman werehog

is always up for a round two, or three (or more) 👀

[3ris-d1st0rtionnn]

wEll WeLl W E L L … SomeBoDy has managed to depict my DiSTorTed SeLf in art!¡

A sPeciAL thank-you to @fr00t-snacc for the new profile art… Sorry about the sAniTY yoU LosT in the process :)

[m0ckest]

Jang Low-CC Makeover

Baako & Anaya came to the bustling city so Baako could broaden his reach as a somewhat-popular comedian and Anaya could get clarity on which one of her passions to focus on. Can she split her time between making soul music and painting from her soul? Their quirky kiddo Billie is happy to be along for the ride. This hyperactive social butterfly has no filter when it comes to making new friends--even if that involves barging in her neighbors' apartments.

No-cc version available on the gallery @m0ckest 🖤 See my other low-cc makeovers here

Baako & Anaya left their beautiful home behind in order to find a new one in San Myshuno. With their daughter's blessing, they found a place surrounded by art, music, and a wild variety of sims.

While successful as a painter, Anaya wonders if she should have chased her musical calling years ago. She writes songs everyday, singing and playing from the soul. Sometimes in the evenings, she takes her guitar down to the plaza in front of the Casbah Gallery and harmonizes with the hustle and bustle around her.

Baako easily rose as a comedian, from a simple drunken open-mic night set back home to internet-viral routines. He's hoping the city will provide him with more opportunities to expand--maybe a podcast or even his own show. Either way, he's incredibly happy to see his family thriving.

Billie is a bright, playful, and loud young girl. She's quick to learn about new people and pick up their habits. However, some neighbors of her neighbors find her a bit much--such as when she waits by the trash chute to talk their ears off because she knows what time they take out the garbage. She doesn't care, though! She's having a great time!

And we have Pereko, the Australian cattle dog. He protecc, he snacc, he napp.

No-CC except for my defaults and a couple skin details. I’ve added some relevant relationship levels, preferences, skills, degrees, and more.

Unedited, no-cc:

[eycsnow666]

witcher screenshot compilations

got a bunch of stray imgur links floating around on discord, but here they all are! mostly of character swaps to emhyr. be warned that character swaps involving female->male skeletons may be a bit...cursed ahah. check the reblogs for further additions, because the original post is cranky abt any more links being added to it.

shoutout to @tigerlyla-of-metinna who's done amazing edits to some of these pics and also for enabling my new hobby

Emhyr visits Kaer Morhen

quest is No Place Like Home, swaps are Lambert to Geralt, Yen to Ciri, Geralt to Emhyr. Emhyr graces Kaer Morhen with his imperial presence. in return, the witchers convince him to drink himself silly. welp, what dignity was lost was regained in camaraderie

La Cage au Fou ft.a sad hedgehog

while out trapping monsters, Geralt accidentally captures...the emperor of nilfgaard?? how he got there aside, he's in pretty bad shape and has apparently gone feral. lucky there's a witcher who's been through this rodeo before, so emhyr's in safe hands <3

Roche to Emhyr and Ves to Ciri

quests are Eye for an Eye and Reason of State, with bonus swaps Dijkstra to Dettlaff and Thaler to Regis. Ever wanted to see Emhyr plotting against Emhyr? these pics have you covered! also included: emhyr and geralt being big damn heroes, and drunk uncle Dettlaff giving Regis a headache by quoting Macbeth Vakmeth scenes. See one of my reblogs for this link, bc this post doesn't want to save with it here for some reason.

Emhyr x Geralt hugs (Blood Run quest)

Regis's expressions make Emhyr look so soft 💖

Something Ends, Something Begins (Geralt to Emhyr)

soft moments with Ciri and Emhyr getting some dad moments in.

Ciri's Story: Out of the Shadows (Baron to Emhyr)

Emhyr has a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Emhyr may be a snacc but his daughter's here to make sure he doesn't become a snack (for basilisks)

The Battle of Kaer Morhen ft.The White Flame (Geralt to Emhyr). lots of Sadmyr and tender moments with Ciri

father's day at kaer morhen

Geralt to Emhyr swap, quest is Blood on the Battlefield. Emhyr and Ciri destress with a snowball fight. Geralt's sitting out this one, probably collapsed of sheer shock from learning that Emhyr is capable of experiencing fun.

Emralt, now with reduced clothes!

Yen to Emhyr, the opening scene at Kaer Morhen. yeah these are actually Yen's body proportions bc Yen's skeleton but shhhhh

A Midnight Clear: Shani to Emhyr mod

more spooky scary (animation) skeletons

A Midnight Clear: spiciest Emralt highlights

Geralt x Emhyr action. don't look at the proportions too closely, just lie back and think of nilfgaard

[park-jimin-isnt-real]

"dusk" masterlist

pairing(s): yoongi x reader (endgame); kai (exo) x reader; kai x oc (endgame); side namhope, jinkook, vmin rating: PG-16 genre: twilight au, urban fantasy(ish) romance current total wc: n/a

summary: When you moved to Forks, Washington, you only expected awkward conversations with your adopted sister's biological father and a lot of rain. You did not expect to see the love of your life walk through the high school cafeteria doors - especially when you thought he died back in 1918. But Yoongi doesn't remember you, and believes you to be fully human. With the seemingly endless amount of danger coming your way, how long can you keep the act up?

tw: angst, depression, suicide attempt, violence, fights, murder, blood drinking, liar revealed storyline, fluff & crack, yoongi and a piano, mint yoongi, so many kpop groups and soloists, chaotic taehyung, covering twilight-new moon-eclipse, i am not touching breaking dawn, nearly everyone goes by their real name not their stage name ~ this will be updated as the series goes on!

read on ao3 ~ read on wattpad character profiles playlist ~ faq moodboards ~ characters ~ pt.1 main masterlist

act i ~ dusk

prologue: when dusk falls ~ one: and they were roommates ~ two: just another fucking monday

three: they always say 'i can explain!' but they never get the chance to ~ four: in case you haven't noticed, i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. ~ five: rule #1: the doctor lies

six: get in loser, we're going shopping ~ seven: hi, welcome to chili's ~ eight: my brand of heroine

nine: "be myself", what kind of garbage advice is that? ~ ten: late-night interview with a vampire ~ eleven: and then i didn't

twelve: the iconic baseball scene ~ thirteen: there's only one snacc here and it's me ~ fourteen: how to run from the mess you've made

fifteen: not everywhere you fit in is where you belong ~ sixteen: was that the bite of '87?! ~ seventeen: it's just a flesh wound

act ii ~ dark

eighteen: and you did it at my birthday dinner ~ nineteen: as if i never existed ~ twenty: don't cry, craft!

twenty-one: it is wednesday my dudes ~ twenty-two: top 10 anime betrayals ~ twenty-three: take a number

twenty-four: at least there's a dog ~ twenty-five: wishful thinking, mindless dreaming ~ twenty-six: a world so dark

twenty-seven: so maybe i'm not okay ~ twenty-eight: v is for validation ~ twenty-nine: we could be

thirty: my past, my future, my hell ~ thirty-one: now would be a good time to be anyone but me ~ thirty-two: orpheus and eurydice

twenty-three: late-night interview with a half-vampire ~ thirty-four: feel my wrath and extreme self-doubt ~ thirty-five: how to be a failure 101

act iii ~ dawn

thirty-six: oh my god they were roommates ~ thirty-seven: howdy-do, fellow kids ~ thirty-eight: it's murder time

thirty-nine: the fine art of bullshit ~ forty: hey guys, i'm really trying here ~ forty-one: alexa, intruder alert

forty-two: thanks, i hate it ~ forty-three: you, bulletproof, in black like a funeral ~ forty-four: prom (an important high school rite of passage)

forty-five: there's no 'i' in 'justice league' ~ forty-six: the blood on your hands ~ forty-seven: probably unethical experimentation

forty-eight: i promise to love you forever ~ forty-nine: late-night interview with a werewolf ~ fifty: murder time is now almost exclusively the time, always

fifty-one: for what it's worth ~ fifty-two: t.g.i.f. ~ epilogue: dawn was breaking

[negrowhat]

Let's talk about Pat's taste in men because his ex was a snacc and his new crush is a meal.

[elrondsscribe]

So made a thread version of this on Twitter, but here’s a sermon in honor of my surprise Númenor fave from this season: Valandil!

My friends and I on Tumblr/Twitter noticed that in both the proclamation and Galadriel’s challenge, Valandil steps up while nobody else wants to go first.

We agreed that he has some big Eldest Child “I gotta make it happen or it won’t happen” energy.

We also theorized a background of underprivilege, at least in comparison to Isildur and Ontamo. I feel this most when Isildur gets them all failed from the Sea Guard — Ontamo isn’t happy, but Valandil is *beside himself* with rage - to the point that he trashes Isil’s dead mom.

And you’ll notice Valandil’s the one that makes the “your father got you a spot” jab when Isildur makes it on the boat. The tension only really eases when Elendil reveals he’s made Isildur a stable sweep.

Oh and also! He’s the Star Pupil! Remember Galadriel’s “How to Kill An Orc For Dummies” Class? She said Stab, Twist, Gut. Behold, when Valandil comes to Middle-Earth: stab, twist, gut!

(He deserves a gold star. And a cookie.)

He spends a lot of time holding ppl up at the end of this season 2. Here he is carrying Isildur and supporting Miriel. He’s there to break the news to Elendil that Isildur is gone, and he’s there when Elendil has his “should’ve let the Elf drown” moment.

Someone on Twitter theorized that Valandil might evolve into one of the more prominent Faithful in later seasons, but a friend of mine here suggests that he could easily also become one of the King’s Men. He could observe Elendil’s grief and Míriel’s blindness and say “so much for being Faithful!”

Whichever it is, this the Second Age and everyone is screwed in the end, and I reeeally don’t like the implications of a scene where Sauron casually hands him his sword back. Seems kinda ominous to me.

Do we need to say anything about Valandil and Isildur? I don’t think so. I think this right here speaks for me.

In conclusion!

He protecc

He attacc

But most importantly

He a SNACC

[sonnet009games]

Hey, I really loved the new chapter!! Boy is giving me whiplash though, not gonna lie jsjsjk I find him hard to read, but I wonder if Flea was worried for MC in that last fight with the comment about them getting themselves killed 🤔 The sex scene was oddly wholesome, especially when choosing the praise option. When Flea was petting Tabby and the choice came up to mention that they have a lot in common I couldn't help but think yeah, they both know where to get a free or basically free meal 🤣 I suspect sooner or later Flea will find himself seeking out the detective not because he wants a snack, but because MC *is* a snacc 😏 If devil guy thinks my detective is selling her soul just to get into a club he's got another thing coming, super excited for the next chapter!!

I just love reading your thoughts and theories. Pump that stuff right into my veins.