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elvensorceress · 5 months ago

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Hilarious to me actually how much I'm Not That Girl sticks out in the movie. I never noticed it when watching the stage version but maybe because the movie slows down the first half a little and gives us flashbacks and "omg they were roommates" content, but it makes that song such a weird moment?

It's supposed to be this, "oh no there are Feelings happening but he will never love me, he loves someone else" thing. (Which, sidenote, boring. Unless you give me pining gay idiots? Boring.)

But watching it is like, Elphie. Babe. He literally just ran off with you. You had this Moment in the Woods(tm) and it's clearly mutual and the only reason you aren't making out right now is because he left to rescue the baby kitten. And maybe presumably because of Gaylinda because she is there trying to not be gay and in love with her roommate.

But also! Then Elphaba is waxing poetic about beautiful perfect Glinda and who wouldn't love her and "he loves her so!" And I'm just going... he's known her for two minutes. WHO loves her so? WHO is out here being wistful and romantic about her gold hair and lithe limbs and winsomeness???

Also. Honey. THEY BOTH RAN OFF INTO THE WOODS AND OUT OF THE OZDUST WITH YOU. The only reason they're dating each other is because it's Socially Acceptable, they recognized peak perfect queer fabulosity in each other, and neither of them realize they can have youuuuuu. THEY'RE BOTH IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Anyway. Very amused. That is all.

#ignore this I'm just rambling #another side note #if you're going to have a comphet boyfriend #why wouldn't you pick the adorable charming dancing bisexual who makes everyone fall in love with him?#gaylinda has the best standards 🤣#wicked #also love that Elphaba is now this oblivious pining bisexual disaster #A++++ choices!

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oldmanpusspuss · 5 months ago

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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am

#less fun was the guy who followed me for multiple blocks to the light rail station :/#nothing made me more pro abortion than realizing what freaks anti choice people are

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago

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I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

#not a shitpost #when your government is run by literal supervillains the choice sorta makes itself #lex luther is becoming an uncomfortably familiar character #'the evil billionaire using all his wealth and power to literally destroy the fucking world' yeah we've met

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who-do-i-know-this-man · 2 months ago

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Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points

You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points

You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point, prev gains 1 point

Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1 points

(ps make sure to say what you voted)

Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.

#by my math if there is an equal chance of all 4 possibilities it should result in net 0 points in the economy #but math people in the notes can let me know if I got it right #not blorbo poll #btw I'm falling on the sword and doing cooperative choice #also it's supposed to say DO NOT not SO NOT! I blame autocorrect

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xcziel · 1 month ago

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link: https://bsky.app/profile/brainvsbook.bsky.social/post/3llc72lyhu22j

google translate defaulting to chinese at first

okay but for those of us with interests in both the murderbot and the daomu biji fandoms this is kinda hilarious

(english-side-only really, i get that the kanji and hanzi are completely different)

our good (air)ship murderbot! thanks google

#murderbot #the 'our' marker option as an implied holdover from company ownership is a genius choice #insight into murderbot's view of its own personhood #simultaneously an independent being and 'liberated' machine property

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spikehunter · 9 months ago

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the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

#freak world #found in the drafts #freaks choice awards

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a-random-fandom-friend · 2 months ago

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Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

#carmilla #sheridan le fanu #the bookshop is called “les mots a la bouche”#and i love it bc once went there asking 'do you have a novel with a jewish bi or lesbian protagonish ? if possible in fantasy'#and 5 min later i had 3 choices #anyway that is how i read the text (the holes are not bothersome) and i liked it but was frustrated by the lack of some explanations #but i talked with a friend later and they related to carmilla when outside and though it sounded like chronic ilnesses !#love having new perspectives

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daakureisaiko · 6 months ago

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#funny #that's what you get #your body my choice

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sotomato06 · 3 months ago

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As of Jan 21st, 2025, a full copy of the constitution is no longer available on whitehouse.gov. I feel like this is a good time to remind everyone that the biggest threat to authoritarianism and facism is a well educated and informed population. Inform yourself and fight.

a copy of the document can still be found on the archives website. I think now is probably a good time to read it if you haven't and download it, incase it is erased from here as well.

https://constitutioncenter.org/media/files/constitution.pdf