#ABC's

[ellecdc]

🧺 plzzz can i request J [sfw] for everyone?? ty

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

James: get's a little pouty if you're not in a relationship. if you are in a relationship, he just stares daggers at anyone paying too much attention to you until you make eye contact with him and everything about him softens; I could totally see him standing like just behind you, arms crossed and chest puffed out like 😐 and I see him medium jealousy - wayyyy jealous prior to relationships and less so once you're in one (rate him 4-5 out of 10)

Sirius: not jealous when you're not in a relationship but suuuppppeeeerrrr protective/possessive over what he deems as 'his'. if he sees someone flirting with you he's absolutely stalking over and shoving his tongue down your throat just to make a point. straight up tells people to get lost if they don't leave you alone. BUT also super cocky and like "hahah hell yeah take a look, but know you can't touch. that's right, they're mine." I'd give him a 6-7.

Remus: I see him as relatively jealous tbh. perhaps slightly more jealous prior to a relationship because he's jealous of anyone who might want you for themselves, and wants you to himself. it eases slightly when you guys get together but he's a little insecure and worried about losing you so still pretty jealous. will stare pretty severely at anyone looking at you for too long - doesn't necessarily look angry but it's menacing all the same; will place a possessive hand on your thigh/knee or throw his arm around your shoulders so that everyone knows you're his. I'd give him a 7.

Regulus: he's a good 8-9. Slightly less before a relationship (though he's horribly jealous and envious of anyone getting your attention), but he acts like a scary guard dog - by your side at every party and anyone who he deems unworthy is swiftly told to fuck off if they try approaching you.

Barty: hmmmmmmmmm he's tricky tbh because I wanna call him like an 11, but I also see him being super like "hahahaha everyone look at this fucking ten that I managed to bag! That's right! See them? They're mine! Smile and wave everyone, my Treasure is here!" and he simultaneously wants everyone to worship the ground you walk on but also stop staring at them you fucking sod they're mine.

Lily: she's pretty tame tbh, very confident in both herself and you as her partner. but she has no problem standing beside you, pressing a kiss to your cheek or playing with your hair while you're talking to someone...just to remind them who you're dating. <3

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TIM/MASKY NSFW ALPHABET

A - Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Tim's a sweetie after he's wrecked you. He makes sure to clean you up and massage anything that hurts. He'll tuck you in and snuggle with you when he finishes his massage. Not super detailed in the aftercare department but at least he cares

Masky on the other hand? He'll leave when he's finished, doesn't matter if you did or not. No such thing as aftercare, you're his to use and nothing else.

B - Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

His favorite part about himself is his strong arms. He loves how he can lift anything and everything you and the look in your eyes when he does

His favorite body part on you is 100% your ass if were talking sexually. He loves the way you make it shake, on purpose and just when you're walking. It's his biggest turn on and you know it. But if we're talking romantically, it's the way your eyes crease when you smile. He thinks it's cute and it melts his heart.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum)

He has a breeding kink.

Tim loves the idea of having kids, the way that filling you up could mean having a calm suburban life in his dreams makes his heart race.

Masky is the same way, just less fond of the idea of kids. He loves filling you up just to watch his seed drip out of you. Makes sure you're on the pill though.

D - Dirty Secret (dirty secret of theirs)

Tim's a pretty average guy, I don't think he has any dirty sex secrets. Masky on the other hand though... Ever since him and Hoodie talked about it, he's been dying to fuck you with a gun to your head. Maybe rub it against your pussy to collect some slick. He would love the way you'd cry when you thought it was loaded.

E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

The man's had sex before yeah, but he certainly wasn't slutting around if you know what I mean. He knows his way around but he's a bit rusty when you two start your sexual journey together.

F - Favorite Position

Doggy style. Hands fucking down. He loooooves the way your ass jiggles as he pounds into you. If you aren't down with that then you're in reverse cowgirl, for the same reason obviously.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they humorous etc?)

Tim probably gives you reassuring smiles and praises you but I wouldn't necessarily think he'd be trying to crack jokes. I don't think he'd be stoic either, he'd just be happy to have you.

Masky is there for himself, again not making jokes but not completely silent either.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

The carpet absolutely matches the drapes and all the rest of his body hair too. Man is hairy and we all knew that. Has a full bush, not exactly well kept. He chooses to be pretty natural. If you asked him to trim he probably would, he won't be meticulous about it though. If you wanted anything less than what he trims, it's up to you

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Like I said a little bit before, Tim is a sweetie, giving you soft smiles and praise as he goes. Masky...? Not so much... He's mean he won't give a fuck if you finish or if he's scaring or hurting you. You're his to use and you have no choice about it

J- Jack Off (how often do they?)

He doesn't have much alone time, and even when he does he's probably sleeping or catching up on chores. But when he has time and the feeling strikes, he'll lay in bed and slowly rub one out as he looks at your pretty pictures. He likes to take his time.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Like I said before, Tim has a breeding kink 100%. He loves the way he fills you up and the thought of giving you kids to live domestically together just makes his heart flutter.

In general he likes anal. He likes your ass what can I say?

L - Location (favorite places to do it)

Tim is a home type of person, anywhere in the house when the two of you are alone is perfect for him. On the counter, couch, against the door when he comes home? All of those are just fine.

Masky is the same way but he wouldn't mind being a little more risky. If you came along on a mission he wouldn't mind pinning you against a tree and having his way.

M - Motivation (what gets them going?)

When you're wearing any sort of tight pants or short skirts. Whenever he can get a good look at your ass, he's in the mood. I feel like he'd also be a tummy kind of guy, like when you stretch to reach something and your shirt goes up to reveal your midriff.

To add to all of that, Masky specifically loves seeing you all small and weak beneath him. Or at least if you're struggling on a mission or one of the other creeps back you into a corner, he'll be there to the rescue (and to take you away to fuck)

N - NO (something they won't do)

Tim doesn't want to hurt you unless it's an agreed punishment (spanking)

Masky though? Nothing's off limits. Honestly you should be afraid.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both Tim and Masky would much rather be on the receiving end of Oral. He loves the way your mouth feels against his cock. And especially how you look up at him with those big doe eyes gets him riled up.

Tim would certainly give if you asked for it but don't expect him to be brilliant at it. He'll need some practice. Masky will only give if he want's to get you cumming over and over again until you're crying and begging him to stop.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

Honestly for Tim it depends on the mood he's in. If he's had a long week and just wants to let off some steam he'll take it nice and slow. Making sure to give you what you want and make you feel good. But if it's been a rough night he'll be rougher with you, not enough to hurt you of course.

With Masky it's always rough, all the time. Like I've said before, he doesn't give a fuck about pleasing you. He goes fast and hard to get the job done and leave you alone after.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Tim hates quickies with a passion. He wants to make you feel good, take his time with you, please you just how you want. But if you're really in the mood for one then he supposes he'll do it for you.

Seeing as Masky is pretty polar opposite, he's pretty much all quickies all the time. And as I've mentioned (like a lot) he likes to hit it and quit it.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment, take risks, etc.)

Tim isn't the biggest fan of risks, he might finger you under the table at the most.

Masky's more keen on taking risks when it comes to sex considering he'll have you pretty much wherever he can.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for?)

He has pretty average stamina overall, two or maybe three rounds if he really feels like it. He doesn't last a whole long time but Tim makes you feel good even after he's finished. Masky chooses to go for one most of the time but he's more likely to get into the three round range.

T - Toys (do they own toys? use them on themselves or their partner?)

Tim probably has a vibrator or two. He bought them for you but you could use one on him if you really did a lot of begging. Masky absolutely would NOT let you use them on him but he'll torture you with them happily.

U - Unfair (how much do they like to tease)

Tim isn't a fan of teasing, he sees it as more work than just giving you what you want. But if he's in a real horny mood he'll probably give you a little bit of shit with a smirk on his face. "You like it that much huh?" type deal.

Masky is straight up unfair, all the way around. He doesn't normally ever give you what you want, and degrades the shit out of you when you beg. Not exactly a teaser but definitely a degrader.

V - Volume (how loud are they? what noises do they make?)

He's probably a heavy breather/ grunter. I don't exactly see him moaning much unless you're sucking his dick or it's the initial push into you. He's not that loud either, just loud enough for you to hear but no one else.

W - Wild Card (random headcannon)

Tim/Masky wouldn't mind if Brian/Hoodie joined. They're pretty damn good at tag teaming you. Just don't get any ideas of dumping him for Brian/Hoodie. Your his.

X - XRay (lets see what's going on inside those pants)

He's probably about 5-6 inches. But he's fucking GIRTHY. Like the stretch is going to hurt.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Tim's pretty much down whenever he has the time and you're both in the mood. I wouldn't say he has a huge sex drive but he's average. He's just a regular guy.

Masky's on the other hand is much higher. He'll take you at any moment he can.

Z - ZZZ... (how quickly they fall asleep after)

After Tim finishes up with his aftercare (minimal as I said before) he'll snuggle with you and probably pass out pretty fast. If you want him to stay up he can and will easily. It's not like he's unused to staying awake even when he's tired.

Masky usually leaves immediately after so it's unlikely he'll fall asleep until his tasks and his day are finished.

I hope y'all enjoy! This took for fucking everrrrr. Let me know if you guys have anything to add to the ABC's!

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Smart people at Sesame Street. You dont have to be a teacher to teach.

Rest In Peace James.

Thank you!

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[ellecdc]

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Lovely Mother, congratulations!!! You worked so hard, you deserve this 🥰

Can I request Barty sfw C H J M N please??

I am actually 100% convinced I could not have done this without you so thank you for all you do to help me and this blog, truly!

Without further ado....

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

I see Barty very tactile and touch starved so he lives for cuddles. I think one of the only times he's calm and quiet is if he's in your arms.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

this kind of goes with the above, but I think he'd totally be one of those annoying dudes in high school who goes "lol where's my hug?" every time he sees you in the halls lol. but when he's being serious, his hugs are tight and long - like he's holding you together (or maybe you're holding him together) and he's afraid to let you go

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

the world doesn't know jealousy until they know Barty Crouch Jr. even in potter!reader fics, I have him be a little jealous of James (which is, of course, unreasonable but we never claimed Barty was a reasonable person). I answered this in another alphabet ask but basically he bounces back and forth between "everyone look at this fucking ten I bagged!" and "everyone close your fucking eyes, no one is allowed to look at my Treasure but me!"

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

crackhead energy - he gets up in the morning with a taste for chaos and begins his todo list immediately. debates between waking you up because he misses you and also watching you sleep because you look so cuttteeee

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

I see him getting really soft and needy at night? like wants you to just talk to him and tell him about things, wants to curl up with you and be quiet and sweet, just wants to be close to you. idk why!!

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characters in their 30's and older exploring their sexuality and discovering themselves beyond their teens and twenties is so important and beautiful and worth telling

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Me being happy that one of the firefighters on the firefighter show is finally canonically Bi despite never watching a single episode:

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