As a kid, I had a hacked copy of Spyro 3, and one of the anti-piracy features of that game was that it would randomly change your language and hide the option to change it back. You could change it back, but it was difficult and not really worth it, so I played the majority of the game alternating between French and Spanish. I actually ended up learning a decent number of words that way.
Now 20 years later I'm trying to learn Spanish properly with my partner, and we intentionally changed the language on the reignited trilogy to practice. Funny how things come full circle.
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the idea of fiona being cursed randomly (us as the audience never discovering a reason this unknown witch put a spell on her), has always been so interesting to me. multiple times i've considered diving into writing a backstory, why she was cursed, why this witch decided fiona was destined for true loves kiss. i actually do have a whole load of headcanons and metas stored in the back of my brain, which in actuality would flesh it out and grant a reason why. but i have never put them to paper, nor will i ever, because i kinda love that we don’t know? (yeah it was probably just the writers once again belittling fiona over her male counterparts and deciding their stories were more important… but i ain’t gonna rant about that right now.) it aligns with good vs evil, the stereotypes that these films portray. fiona’s been raised on very straight forward beliefs that put her in that tower in the first place.
we never know what the witch’s motive was: was she plain evil, or was something else planned down the line? either way, far far away proved itself tenfold as a stick to the book kind of kingdom, keeping in line with all stereotypes and never drifting too far from fated paths. in fiona being cursed, harold immediately grew concerned regarding the stray of expectancy, and did everything in his power to get his daughter, his kingdom, and his own happily ever after back on track. rather than seeing how things might play out, he went to a well-known solution and beloved story: a fair maiden locked away in a tower. not actually knowing why the witch cursed fiona, ultimately reinforces the notion that far far away is a very closed minded kingdom (at least where the king is concerned, despite his own backstory). however all this unwillingly places fiona into the role of a princess like no other, the first strike of independence. she steps out of her destined pages, and rewrites her own story. and along that road, changes the entire mindset of those in higher positions in far far away. she gives lesser respected creatures a voice, advocates that being different is okay, and not only beautiful people deserve a happy ending.
i have also loved the idea that it could have been fairy godmother that cursed fiona as a little girl, under disguise as a haggard witch, in order to assure her sons place in far far away when both children grew up. then, she presented herself under a guise of goodwill, promoting this plan of locking fiona away in a tower for her own safety and security, setting the wheels in motion from the beginning. lillian and harold were so desperate for help, and she took that vulnerability for granted. which all this was not difficult given harold’s debt to her; she knew he would listen lest he risk himself and his position. (i genuinely don’t think lillian had much say in all this, but that is a rant for another time!) she waited until fiona was old enough, rather than cursing her as a baby. ‘when i was a little girl a witch cast a spell on me.’ old enough to know how to act and behave as a member of royalty, but still young enough to be moulded and naïve regarding some aspects of the world. that when she returned with charming, she would lack experience and knowledge of how to truly be a princess, given her isolation and separation from her people. thus, charming and godmother could shape her as they pleased, and gain proper reigns of far far away over carefully planned precision.
either way, cursed by fairy godmother or a random witch, fiona is never going to find out, and eventually she becomes okay with that. for a long time all she wanted to know was why. why her. why was she so different to every other princess out there. never knowing why she was cursed really does just strengthen her mindset because while she struggled with it for such a long time, it shaped her into who she is. there’s no grand backstory, she has nothing to truly blame, no one to seek revenge upon; she just needs to deal with it. furthermore, because it was random and seemingly an act of unjustified cruelty, it allowed fiona to break herself free from feeling like a victim, and get out of the tower when she did. it wasn’t destiny that cursed her, it wasn’t set in stone, her life wasn’t meant to exist in a lonely tower. if her parents had said from the beginning that it was supposed to be her story, those three stages (cursed, tower, rescue) then she would have been crafted to live like that. it would have been expected. alas, it wasn’t any kind of fate, so she really just gave a big middle finger to feeling like a victim, and took her story into her own hands!!
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so for short stories, pick any that strike your fancy:
1. dont leave
8. sunbathing
15. trembling hands
20. alone, finally
35. filthy
38. soak
43. undone
Have fun! 😁
HEYOOOOOOOOOO sorry for the delay friendo!! You gave me a whole bunch of ideas and I couldn't settle until just now, so here goes! Thanks for spoiling me with the ask ^_^ ^_^ hope you're having a fabulous day!! #1 for you! Context, in case it's needed: Set during Awakening, when Zevran departs the Keep to handle the pesky Crow threat. About as jolly as it sounds.
Zevran forces his leaden arm to heft his pack off the ground and place it in the carriage. When he turns back, Rhodri’s bent knees carefully insinuate themselves between his. Hard arms snake around him to guide him to her neck and the smell of salt and sundried linen– and of him now, too, he notes with a bitter smile.
“Dulcis,” she rasps. “Mi Zevran, it's not safe. I’m begging you. Please, please, don’t do this. Or– or take me with you.”
With a gentle shake of his head, he licks the salt off his lips and kisses her cheekbone. “Do you forgive me?”
“There’s nothing to forgive, but–”
“Good.” He summons a decisive chuckle that makes him gag a little. “I shall hold you to that when I get back.”
Zevran leans back and wipes his thumbs under Rhodri’s eyes, and then again as fresh rivulets spite his efforts.
"May I…" he clears his throat before it closes off altogether. "May I ask for a kiss before I, ah… J-just one kiss?"
She surges forward and seals their mouths together, more devouring him than kissing him. Zevran indulges them both until air hunger buckles his knees. They part with her still clinging to him, trembling violently enough to make his teeth chatter.
"Rhodri. Rhodri." He reaches around and eases her fingers off him. "I must. Forgive me, I must."
She gapes at him with pouring eyes, coughing out uneven, gut-punch breaths.
The clever part of him doesn't wait for another round of pleas, and he’s not sure the stupid part could deny her– or him– again. He gives her hands one last, firm squeeze and lets his nerves carry him into the carriage with the Warden escorts.
Spidery fingers reach out and clench white-hard on the doorframe.
“Please,” she chokes. “Noplease–”
“Amore.” He brushes a numb finger over hers quick enough that she can’t snare it in passing. “Please let go.”
She wears his shame on her face as she pulls her hands back and holds them palm-up to him.
Zevran tenses his body to just shy of quivering and considers himself sufficiently steeled. He nods to the coachwoman.
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Rhodri feels grief's cold, familiar prelude bleed the gumption out of her when the horses start to haul him away. From her periphery her children and peers pass her by in hops and sprints, shining like vapours in the early morning haze. They smile and skylark with the joy of the knowing dead, waving to her as they flock around the carriage and dance it out of sight.
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hi yes have a belated birthday doodle of my lovely baby skater girl who i love so much
merry 27 azzy
and happy anniversary ask-azrin
(sorry for not posting here a lot,
my art flow has been slower since the start of the year due to stress, school, and artistic burn-out due to the previous factors,,,
i have been slowly but surely getting back into action through other characters of mine
please forgive me,,, orz)
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for the new year, i have decided to make a couple edits and additions to the almighty Calendar. happy 2024.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS
(at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tom Servo Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Sea Slug Saturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 13-15: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
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