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for the new year, i have decided to make a couple edits and additions to the almighty Calendar. happy 2024.
IT JUST HAPPENS
DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
Thursday the 20th
The Fifth of Wednesday
Second Week of May: Eurovision
Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating
Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif
WEEKLY EVENTS (at least the ones i celebrate)
Every Monday: Garfield Hates Mondays
Every Tuesday: Tom Servo Tuesday
Every Wednesday: It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday
Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday
Every Saturday: Sea Slug Saturday
Every Sunday: Energy Sword Sunday
YEARLY EVENTS
January 1: Copyright Expiration Day
January 8: Spiders Georg Day
January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day
January 18: Bug Race
January 29: Threshold Day
All of February: Funguary
ALSO All of February: Femslash February
February 3: WOE, VANILLA EXTRACT BE UPON YE
February 13: Galentines Day
February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day
March 9: Miku Day
March 10: Mario Day
March 14: Pi Day
March 15: Ides of March
March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today
April 1: Mishapocalypse
April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary
April 3: Dannypocalypse
April 8: Rex Manning Day
ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD
April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes
ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day
April 20: haha 420 blaze it
April 25: The Perfect Date
April 28: Ed Balls Day
April 30: It's Gonna Be May
All of May: Mermay
May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily
May 4: May the 4th Be With You
May 5: Revenge of the Fifth
May 25: The Glorious 25th of May
All of June: Pride Month
ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
June 5: Barricade Day
ALSO June 5: RONALD REAGAN IS DEAD
June 12: Another Homestuck Day
June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck
June 22: Summerween
All of July: Disability Pride Month
July 13-15: Dashcon Anniversary
July 20: Moon Landing
September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her
September 11: Mole Interest Monday
September 19: Talk Like A Pirate Day
September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-
All of October: SKELETON WAR
ALSO All of October: People Draw A Lot Month? (so many names)
October 3: Mean Girls Day
ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist Day
October 13: Treat Yo' Self
October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day
October 31: HALLOWEEN
November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day
November 19: Goncharov
November 29: HENRY KISSINGER IS DEAD
All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?
December 10: Please, It's Christmas
December 12: Hawaii Part 2
December 23: Christmas Adam
December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS
ALSO December 24: Cabinet Man Day
December 27: Porn Ban Effective Today
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Hey, I started reading Robin son of Batman because of your recommendation (I literally have a print of your post on my phone to not forget lol). Honestly? One of the best things I ever read!!!
Thank you for opening my eyes! Damian has been one of my favorite characters for over a year, but I didn't read/watch much of him because of school, life (and probably an executive dysfunction in the mix).
Maya is incredible. I loved her.
I haven't finished all the issues yet, but do you have any other recommendations?
WAH this makes me so happy, i'm glad you still gave it a shot even with how busy life is!! ;v;
i’d love to give reccs, and i’ll try to go a beginner friendly route! tbh you can pick up whatever here, but since you've read R:SOB i’d immediately follow up with Batman and Robin (2011) #1-8! this first arc is what’s referred to in Maya’s introduction, and it's just. so good.
Main Books
Batman and Robin (2009)
Dick as Batman with Damian as his Robin!
#20-22 Tree of Blood: Dark Knight vs White Knight arc is done by Tomasi and Gleason, the team for the next Batman and Robin series
*Batman and Robin (2011)
Bruce and Damian figuring out their relationship as both Batman & Robin and father & son
imo you can enjoy the ride and read straight through this but i’ll add context to avoid as much confusion as possible since there’s the occasional tie-in or offscreen events, like Damian’s death nbd
Batman Incorporated (2012) #1-10
events leading to Damian's death - affects Batman and Robin (2011) from issue #18
kind of a tough read especially with how Talia's written, but a lot of iconic bits like Batcow, Damian's vegetarian declaration, Alfred the cat, "We Were the Best, Richard."
Robin (2021)
another self-discovery adventure, particularly after Alfred’s death and a fallout with Bruce (and questionable writing choices from his last Teen Titans run)
Batman and Robin (2023)
currently ongoing! after a number of events, Bruce and Damian are back as a duo
Damian Dynamics!
Batman: Streets of Gotham (2009) #7, 10-12
arc where Damian meets one of his first Gotham friends, Colin Wilkes
Batgirl (2009) #5-7, #17
Steph and Damian dynamic! "the bad cop, worse cop" dysfunctional duo
Red Robin (2009) #13-14
early Tim and Damian dynamic that of course includes fighting haha. funny enough, accidentally my first intro to Damian LOL
Teen Titans (2003) #89-92
Dick!Batman has Damian join the Teen Titans. Start of Damian and Rose Wilson dynamic that’s extended in Robin (2021)
Batman: Gates of Gotham (2011)
Damian meets Cass and has a brief team up
Gotham Academy (2015) #7
Damian meets Maps Mizoguchi! they have a few other meetings, but outside of that the series itself is a great read!
Robin War Event (2015)
Robin War (2015) #1, Grayson (2014) #15, Detective Comics (2011) #47, We Are Robin (2015) #7, Robin: Son of Batman (2015) #7, Robin War (2015) #2
Duke and Damian dynamic! not exactly beginner friendly but these are the main issues in order for the event! you can also read the TPB version for everything including Tie-Ins
Nightwing (2016) #16-20, #42, #43
#16-20 Nightwing and Robin arc!
#42 Dick on a mission to save Damian! the one appearance of "Wiggles" the dragon
#43 Dick, Roy, and Damian team-up
New Talent Showcase 2018 "Catwoman: Pedigree"
Selina, Damian, and Alfred the cat
Batman: Prelude to the Wedding - Robin vs. Ra's Al Ghul (2018)
Selina, Damian, and Cheese Viking - Damian's fav game shown in Nightwing: Rebirth (2016)
Monkey Prince (2022) #1-4
Marcus Sun Shugel-Shen's main comic, but Damian features as a fun dynamic here before they're in more serious circumstances in Batman VS Robin (2022)/Lazarus Planet event
Superman (2016) #10 - 11
the beginning of the Super Sons! featuring Maya!
Super Sons (2017)
solitary arcs but there’s a few event tie-in issues later
Adventures of the Super Sons (2018)
literally more Super Sons adventures lol galactic shenanigans yeehaw
Challenge of the Super Sons (2020) 
Super Sons time shenanigans feat. the Justice League
Robin 80th Anniversary (2020)
"Boy Wonders" - brief Damian feature as Tim considers his next step in life
"My Best Friend" - Jon's thoughts on Damian and their dynamic
"Bat and Mouse" - refers to Damian's unfortunate Teen Titans (2016) run at the time of release which follows up with Teen Titans Annual #2 where Damian briefly gives up Robin
Extra Comics!
Superman/Batman (2003) #77
Kara and Damian in a Halloween team-up! also the appearance of "Li'l Matches" lol
DCU Halloween Special '09 "Cavity Search"
Damian out on a solo mission for Halloween night. Immediately after is Tim's Red Robin story "Then and Now: Our Father's Sins" which is more somber in contrast but also a good read!
DCU Halloween Special 2010 "Robin the Vampire Slayer"
a Dick!Batman and Robin story featuring the vampire Andrew Bennett
Cursed Comics Cavalcade (2018) "The Devil You Know"
Halloween themed comic with a sweet short story of Damian alongside Solomon Grundy
DC's Terrors Through Time (2022)
"Trick or Treat" a Super Sons Halloween story
"The Haunting of Wayne Manor" Damian and Deadman story - in the end, Boston kinda refers to Nezha's possession of Damian in Batman VS Robin (2022) which was happening at the time of this release
Batman: Li'l Gotham (2013)
lighthearted series that instantly makes me smile with the silliness and Dustin Nguyen’s art i love this dearly
Secret Origins (2014) #4 "A Boy's Life"
a retelling of Damian's origin story
Detective Comics (2016) #1001-1005
Batman and Robin vs the Arkham Knight (unrelated to the game)
Truth & Justice (2021) #6/#16 - 18 Digital First version
cute story of Damian’s birthday! Juni Ba’s art is so fun!!
DC Festival of Heroes: The Asian Superhero Celebration (2021) “Special Delivery”
short story about Damian! and poisoned pizzas. completely forgot the artist Sami Basri drew Rebirth Damian here before catboy Damian lol Cass’s story “Sounds” is also cute! Marcus makes his first appearance in "The Monkey Prince Hates Superheroes"
DC VS Vampires (2021)
Damian makes appearances throughout this elseworlds book, but the one-shot DC VS Vampires: Hunters (2022) is vampire Damian-centric!
Batman: Black and White (2021) #5
“Father & Son Outing” short story written and drawn by Jorge Jimenez!
Batman: Urban Legends (2021) #20-23
#20 “My Son” Talia and Bruce focus
#20 - 23 “The Murder Club” 4 Parts
Tiny Titans (2008) #33, #39, #45, #47
a few appearances but SO CUTE, LOOK AT HIM
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*Batman and Robin (2011) reading guide
i'm mostly trying to avoid the "what did i just walk in on?" kinda feeling when i first started reading comics LOL i'll list the comics where events take place, but you don't necessarily have to read them to go through this book since things are usually explained as quickly as possible in the first page or so
#0 Someday Never Comes
Talia and baby Damian before he grows up to meet Bruce
#1-8 Born to Kill
just an incredibly solid arc for Bruce and Damian!
#9 Court of Owls Tie-In Issue
Damian VS a Court of Owls Talon. While Bruce is occupied with a home invasion of Talons, Alfred makes a call for allies to protect targeted Gotham public figures from Talons. During Batman (2011) #1-11
#10-12 Terminus
Damian challenges the previous Robins sans Steph
Batman Incorporated (2012) is occurring at this time where Talia has placed a bounty on Damian and there's small mentions of that
#13-14 Eclipsed/Devoured
mostly solitary arc! end of it leads into the Death of the Family event
#15-16 Death of the Family Tie-In Issues
Damian and Joker face-off... Alfred's been kidnapped by the Joker, and Damian goes looking for him. During Batman (2011) #13-17
#17 Life is but a Dream - Death of the Family Epilogue
a sort of subconscious check-in through the dreams of Damian, Alfred, and Bruce. Nightwing (2011) #17 features Damian encouraging Dick after Death of the Family events
#18 Undone "Requiem"
Bruce dealing with Damian's death from Batman Incorporated #8
other reactions to Damian's death: Dick in Nightwing (2011) #18, Tim in Teen Titans (2011) #18
#19-23 Denial, Rage, The Bargain, Despair, Acceptance
Bruce through the stages of grief with some batfam appearances in each. also introduces Carrie Kelley into continuity as Damian's acting tutor.
Batman (2011) #19-20 also addresses Bruce's loss
#23.1-23.4
these could be skipped - villain stories, also related to Forever Evil event.
#24-28 The Big Burn
optional Batman and Two-Face/Harvey Dent arc, #23.1 is part of this story!
Damian's resurrection and return
#29-32 The Hunt for Robin
Ras took Talia and Damian's bodies from their graves, and Bruce goes after him.
-> Robin Rises: Omega
continues events from #32. if you don't want to jump to this, basically, Glorious Godfrey and a bunch of parademons from Apokolips are here for a chaos shard which Ra's put in Damian's sarcophagus. at some point, Bruce gets a hold of the shard where he sees a vision that leads him to believe Damian can be resurrected. Godfrey ends up taking the shard, along with Damian's body since it was emitting the same energy.
#33-37 Robin Rises
Bruce hellbent on retrieving Damian from Apokolips and reviving him
-> Robin Rises: Alpha
necessary to read and continues events from #37! Damian's back with a bang lol
#38-40 Superpower
Damian adjusting to having superpowers and being alive again
Annual #1 2013 Batman Impossible
sweet (and funny) one-shot of Damian sending Bruce on a meaningful scavenger hunt around the world while Damian gets to be the cutest Batman for a bit
Annual #2 2014 Batman and Robin: Week One
one-shot takes place during Damian's absence. after Bruce and Alfred find a mystery gift left for Dick, Dick recounts a story he had told Damian from his Robin days.
Annual #3 2015 Moonshot
one-shot Batman and Robin adventure on the moon!
...and of course after Batman and Robin (2011), Damian's story continues in his first solo Robin: Son of Batman (2015)!
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royalarchivist · 1 year
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With over 20 members currently on the QSMP and more on the way, it's almost impossible for a single person to stay up to date on everything that happens, even with help from QSMP's official Twitter recap accounts.
For people who are interested in QSMP's story, characters, and/or streamers but don't have time to watch hundreds of hours worth of VODs, I've created the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive.
If there's a particular lore moment you missed live and can't find, search for it in the archive!
Timestamps include quotes, notable lore events, and funny interactions. Interesting or important moments from each stream are bolded for emphasis. I'm also adding short summaries for lore-heavy / eventful stream.
I've organized the document so it should be easy to navigate, and you can CTRL + F to search for specific streamers and/or events.
Complete VOD playlists, recaps, and additional resources are also included in the document for people who might be feeling overwhelmed by the amount of QSMP content out there. It's never too late to get into the series!
If you have a streamer you watch consistently, consider writing down important timestamps to help fellow fans! You don’t have to take detailed notes like mine – even one or two timestamps can be a real lifesaver. If you have any helpful timestamps you want added to the list (or even a 1 sentence summary of a particular stream), send it to me via DM so I can add it to the archive.
I am just one person, so unfortunately this archive is by no means comprehensive, but I'm constantly updating things and adding more streams and timestamps to the document. I've been working on this project for a while now, so even though it's not complete, I hope people find it useful!
[ VOD Timestamp Archive ]
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lilybug-02 · 1 month
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Sorry to bring this up, but you used to draw with a guy under the name GameTheSoldier right? Have you seen what he recently posted?
Yes. For starters, I want to reiterate that anyone reading this post NEEDS TO BLOCK HIM. He is an online predator and emotional manipulator.
Trigger Warning Below: (Mentions of manipulation, predatory behavior, grooming, and pornography)
Me and 2 of my close tumblr friends would draw with him constantly on magma.io (all of 2022). He had strange tendencies of guilting us into drawing late into the night and emotionally breaking our characters. February of last year both of my friends came out and told me that he had been talking and drawing with them more privately. He had asked and guilted them into drawing pornography and extremely violent artworks of his and their characters. Both were underage.
I can tell you that what he has "admitted" in his most recent post is not even close to what he actually did.
Gamethesoldier, as a 22+ year old man, targeted MULTIPLE minors online, heavily MANIPULATED them, started long and serious relationships with them, and MANY more disgusting acts with pornography and gore. I went to the police last year, but was unable to get him arrested as he and his victims were in different countries and I myself was not one of his victims.
What he has done is unacceptable, despicable, and criminally illegal. One of my friends was heavily impacted by his actions and is still clearly shaken by what happened. They are at no fault for any of what he did.
For respect to my friends, I kept this quiet, deleting all of my art with him. But recently I saw he was with another magma.io group and... I could NOT let that stand. He does not deserve pity or empathy. He is a criminal and one who has manipulated minors to a horrifying degree.
I apologize for the extreme degree of this post. But I wanted to make it clear, he is not a good person.
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ineffable-rohese · 25 days
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Please reblog fic posts!
You know those posts that go around saying how important it is to reblog art?
Same is true for fic.
Even if it's not 100% your cup of cocoa, it may be just what someone else wants. I've found so many great authors and stories from other people reblogging their things!
I know it's a bit more challenging, because you can't always read something right away and you can't totally rec something you haven't read, and then finding the post about it again is a nightmare. But. If it's an author you like, or it's a story concept that looks neat, reblog! Maybe add a "[author] is great!" or "this looks neat!" tag.
It's so helpful, especially for less well known writers and especially in a super prolific fandom like GO where it's literally impossible to read even a fraction of what gets posted.
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taohs · 2 years
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I feel like content creators complain too much about the "interactions" on Tumblr. Even if it's just a like and not a reblog, it's still interaction and it shows that someone out there likes your work. If you hate even that, maybe making content isn't for you in the first place? Idk maybe thats just me :/
hi anon. i am not sure if you create content of your own or not, but i think that creators can and should continue to complain about the lack of notes that they receive if they want to. it’s a problem that’s only been getting worse throughout the years and i have seen too many talented mutuals become discouraged at the lack of activity and just leaving altogether
of course likes are still appreciated and i’m sure many creators are grateful for it, but honestly it’s really only reblogs that helps people see their creations. without it, many contents that people pour HOURS into end up being unseen and can not get the appreciation that it deserves. many of us are still here to write/draw/edit only because we love doing it as a hobby and wants to express our love for our fave series in our own ways, but of course it will be demotivating if we’re putting so much effort into things that gets no support
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fluffyfurry6663 · 4 days
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I'm sick and tired of people crying about having to move to a different platform when they should be caring about the fact that this ban is going into place to silence protesters and shit.
Care about Palestine and the other countries that are suffering through a literal fucking genocide; not that you have to move to a different fucking platform.
Find petitions and fight this ban.
Daily Click
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thefrogdalorian · 16 days
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Having of those moments where I wish to yeet the like button into the sun or maybe make it so there was setting you could turn on so that people can only reblog posts (even better with the minimum requirement of adding at least one tag)!!
It's kind of absurd that one of my fics is getting close to 500 notes while simultaneously being one I've had the least actual human interactions come from. Like...... come on, that's now how it should be AT ALL!
Don't get me wrong, I'm so thrilled people are clearly finding it and I guess enjoying it(??) but just having endless likes without people letting me know what they enjoyed about it or even if they liked it kind of makes me sad. That's not why I want to share my writing here!
I love having those little human connections with others. I don't ever want my writing to feel transactional. I would love to talk to more people about things I've written. It's truly one of the best feelings and I would hate to lose that, the more I write or the more notes my fics get. Please don't be shy!! I get the social anxiety, but there is no reason to be. I am truly just a Din Djarin obsessed loser.
Anyway, whine over. I don't want to focus on the negatives here and I appreciate every single person who has ever left a positive interaction with something I've written. You are truly a light!
#i don't JUST like posts too often#really the only posts i dont reblog but like are to save for later or if it's too personal/explicit#or i guess i have nothing to add and OP has said it all yknow#but if i see some writing or art i love then hell yeah i always force myself to add at least one tag i like just so the artist/author sees#otherwise it feels like a hollow transaction and i really want people to know i appreciate their art more than just pressing a button yknow#and I KNOW it's intimidating at first to interact with others!! TRUST ME i get it and i'm still awful at it#but just one little comment can make someone feel so good about their writing... why wouldn't someone want to try that at least#especially if you enjoyed it!!! even a key smash or a string of emojis!!!#and the death of the tumblr tag is SO SAD because where else am i meant to talk to you lot?#i mean these tags are longer than my actual post and that's the beauty of tumblr#you don't have to perceive me down here but you can if you wish and i love you for that!#and it's a nice way to organise your blog to make it navigable for others#ANYWAY said i was done whining and continued whining down here so there's that LOL but i always want to interact with more people#please do not be afraid of reaching out to me! scroll through my blog for 5 seconds and you'll see what a nerdy loser i am#akdjgds i mean aren't we all here#spud rants#writing#but thanks again to anyone who leaves nice comments im giving you a (consensual) forehead smooch MWAH
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sasukelluar · 2 years
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Fic recs!
Fics where Sasuke isn’t a bootlicker for Konoha
A Theory of Justice by onepieceofharry
Summary:
Sasuke was already six years old, two years older than Itachi had been when Fugaku had taken him out to see the realities of war. It was past due he had this moment with his second son.
Unfortunately for Fugaku Sasuke does not let the reality of violence and death settle in his mind, steering him towards becoming an honourable shinobi. No, Sasuke sort of thinks it's bullshit and he's going to work to prove it.
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Justice by bojackandcrying (one-shot)
Summary:
All he needs, all he’s ever wanted. It was never to kill Itachi; no, it was for something else entirely. He was only foolish enough to believe that killing his brother would help him achieve what he had been yearning for – a word he hadn’t named, so fixated on a notion of retaliation.
But all he needs; all he’s ever wanted – never revenge or vengeance.
Justice.
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Beloved by ismellitblue
Summary:
The members of Sasuke’s team make their way to his little hideout(It turns out a lot of shinobi need funeral services).
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Dead Man's Tale by ismellitblue (one-shot)
Summary:
Shinobi leave hidden villages in two ways. Through death or by defecting. Sasuke has already done the latter, so he chooses the former as a last resort.
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Justice ≠ Peace by Aaonnah (one-shot)
Summary:
Sasuke sees two options. The first is to take it upon himself to be the final villain in this moronic, ill-thought-out war. The second is to run as far as he can, as fast as he can.
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My truth by Taariesu (one-shot)
Summary:
Those who seek justice are bound to lose themselves in the merciless world of ninja. Sasuke is far beyond caring though.
This is about Sasuke's motives:
What's going through his mind after killing Danzou and laughing in Kakashi's face? Brooding in the dark, Sasuke waits for his new eyes to heal, thinking about his vengeance and the people that upset him most, each in their own way: Naruto, Kakashi, Konoha, and his own brother.
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Kunai, ( Treason ), and Plot by CutToTheEndOfTheShow (one-shot)
Summary:
In which it isn't Naruto who meets Sasuke at the Valley at the End, but Neji.
Or Rather:
What if Sasuke convinced his fellow Doujutsu user to run away from the village that slighted them?
Also Known As:
In which Sasuke and Neji recruit followers, change the world, and destroy the system
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A garden at the end of the world by swiperlupi (series)
Summary:
In which it isn't Naruto who meets Sasuke at the Valley at the End, but Neji.
Or Rather:
What if Sasuke convinced his fellow Doujutsu user to run away from the village that slighted them?
Also Known As:
In which Sasuke and Neji recruit followers, change the world, and destroy the system
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Assonance by Ovoriel
Summary:
There had been no word of Sasuke since the death of Uchiha Itachi. He hasn't come back to Konoha, hadn't made contact with anyone, and there hadn't been even the flimsiest rumor about the last descendant of the Uchiha clan after the day his vengeance finally found fulfillment.
It has been three years.
At first, when it became clear he wasn't just going to show up at his old village's gates like a lost stray, it was believed he had gone to Akatsuki. After all, one of their members had interfered in his retrieval, reaching him first. When Konoha's hunters arrived, both victor and casualty were already gone. It came as quite the shock to learn he hadn't. Even more that he had, in fact, refused. Just like everyone else, Akatsuki had no news of him. At all.
Now, everyone believed him dead.
Everyone but Naruto.
Or: The one where, when faced with two choices, Sasuke picks the third.
(this one can be put in the Taka tag too)
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Oaks May Fall by Cleothare
Summary:
A look into Sasuke's mind about leaving the village. Sasuke contemplates what drove him to leave Konoha, what set him on his path.
Set during time skip. Essentially a monologue.
(Can be put in the feelings tag)
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looking for forgiveness (i ran into your madness) by lesbiansasuke
Summary:
Nothing is ever what it seems. Sasuke Uchiha learns this the moment his small feet stumble into the Uchiha compound and he finds the bloody corpse of his parents. As his eyes lock with his brother’s, he’s trapped in a brutal genjutsu where he watches his clan die thousands and thousands of times. The scar sits heavy on his chest, throbs and aches as the years pass.
Stuck in a village rife with conspiracies and sinister plotting, he’ll soon realise that untangling himself from the thorns isn’t that hard—but doesn’t make it hurt any less. His goal of restoring justice to his clan becomes infinitely more complicated. Beyond the obscured horizon lies enemies far more dangerous than Itachi Uchiha and right in the midst of it all, a broken, irreparable system he’s forced to eventually question.
(tbh idk where to put this one but it’s a combination of both feelings and this)
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Team Taka! 
uproot by Anonymous
Summary:
Orochimaru had always called him mercurial. Sasuke grimaces in mild disgust at the thought of the snake sannin. He shakes off the memory of cold hands on his skin to focus on the human floating in the tank before him.
Well, he could screw off with his thinly veiled insults. He wasn't alive, he didn't count.
OR: From four disjointed teenagers to the hunter team Hebi to the famous - or infamous - Taka, they've always had their ups and downs. But no one can say they regret it, in the end.
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dandelions in the wind by Anonymous 
Summary:
If you're aligned with Taka, you wear dandelions.
Uchiha Sasuke wears them threaded into his hair, splotches of yellow among black. Uzumaki Karin has them around her hands like bracelets.
 Hoozuki Suigetsu wraps them around the hilt of his sword. 
Sakaguchi Juugo keeps them woven into the neck of his cloak, distinctive flashes of gold.
To Taka, it's just flowers. It's just something cute they decided to do one day and stuck with out of habit. To everyone else it's a sign of resilience, of the hope they bring like rays of sunlight.
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backburn by Anonymous
Summary:
"You have someone in mind?" Nagato asks, voice raspy, over the incessant droning of the radio. Konan nods.
"Sasori found this."
It's a feather emblem, clearly meant to be pinned somewhere, painted black and stitched from leather. Nagato doesn't speak but wheels forwards, eyes lighting up in interest. The feather can only mean one thing.
"Taka."
(Years after the death of Yahiko, former leader of the Akatsuki, daybreak arrives once more. This time, they won't be failing.)
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where the lines blur by ncfan (one-shot)
Summary:
Suigetsu decides he cares too much.
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exactly none of the usual spiteful joy by suitablyskippy
Summary:
“I think it’s real,” Juugo says, once Sasuke shuts the door behind them. “I mean, if it isn’t, they must be… playing a joke on us, or something. And they’d have had to… talk to each other, for that. And agree with each other. And—”
Inside Karin and Suigetsu’s room, there’s the sound of something very heavy colliding with the wall. A moment later, there’s an explosion of screaming so loud that Juugo can’t imagine either of them actually understands a word the other’s saying.
“So I don’t think it’s a joke,” Juugo concludes, once the racket has died down a little.
(Karin's teeth didn't used to be this sharp. Her body didn't used to be this watery. This probably isn’t going to be resolved by the power of friendship.)
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Team Taka Fucks It Up by selenophenol (one-shot)
Summary:
Team Taka gets lost, tries to find their leader, causes an international diplomatic incident, and joins Akatsuki. You know, the usual.
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Hold Up Your Head and Run by TakaGang
Summary:
Sasuke didn't think he'd survive his battle with Itachi, but he did. He didn't think he would survive his final battle with Naruto, but he did. Now he has to live---but not in Konoha.
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Fics that discuss feelings 
Crows flying from empty trees by RiotStyle
Underneath it all, Sasuke is just a boy. He wants to be strong but it is hard to cut out your own heart.
Even when it’s gone, love leaves a scar.
AKA canon gave us all these beautiful complex characters and then forgot about their traumatic pasts as soon as they became powerful. Canon divergence with a focus on giving each individual the emotions and depth they deserve.
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So that each March I may gleam into the leaf by Xarybde (series)
Summary:
In which Sasuke breaks a little sideways, and the world shifts accordingly.
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Oh, Father Tell Me, Do We Get What We Deserve? by Vinauer
Summary:
Naruto only allowed himself a moment to take in the destruction and instead focused on the six figures a few dozen yards away. The dude with the mask and the freaky aloe guy were standing next to two people he didn’t know. They were in black cloaks but they didn’t have red clouds on them, so they weren’t Akatsuki. A little further away was another one of the black cloak guys and the man he recognized as Itachi’s partner.
He let out a breath of relief at seeing them. If they were still here, then maybe he wasn’t too late. For once, maybe he could get to Sasuke in time.
Or, team Hebi reacts faster when Sasuke and Itachi finish their fight. The Akatsuki don't get to take Sasuke right away; instead the leaf ninja get there and take him back to the village with Hebi in tow. This doesn't magically fix everything, but it does change a lot.
(this one can also be put in the Hebi/Taka category but as of now, we’re dealing with feelings)
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Can nobody hear me? (I’ve got a lot that’s on my mind) by mutemelody (one-shot) 
Summary:
It isn’t like any of them actually care about him. If they did maybe they would have asked him once since that night if he was okay, rather than cleaned up the bodies and wiped away the blood and pretend like they didn’t leave him alone with the ghosts of the Uchiha and the memories of never being enough.
(Why does Naruto pretend to care so much?)
 A look inside Sasuke's mind from before the Uchiha Massacre to the final fight at the Valley of the End.
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beyond grating bones by sieges (sns)
Summary:
Sasuke doesn't emerge from his fight with Itachi unscathed, or even alive. Revived as an Edo Tensei, he finds the second chance he never wanted, the answers he never got, and the peace he didn't know he needed.
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aphelion by uchiwan
Summary:
you are a traumatized boy with a vague recollection of life before the annihilation, of a time when you could step out of your bedroom without seeing the ghosts of your family, their sightless faces turned towards you, accusing you, cursing you. You are : a boy stalked by death and hatred; hatred is the flame that burns in your veins, a hatred for your brother that threatens to consume you ( hate me, detest me, curse me and survive in an unsightly way. Run, run and cling to your pitiful life ).
You are Uchiha Sasuke and all you can see is a yawning abyss.
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Just One More Time by Whitespringswrites (one-shot)
Summary:
The day that broke Sasuke's entire life comes back to haunt him once again. As the grief threatens to swallow him whole once more, he wonders whether he ever has a chance to love once more.
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discendo docemus by llamallamaduck
Summary:
There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.
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In The Name Of by QuoteMyFoot  (one-shot)
Summary:
Sasuke's whole world shatters when he is eight and a half years old, and he does not know how to fix it again.
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An Ode to the Boy who Lives Among the Stars by starchilding (one-shot)
Summary:
Contrary to popular belief, Sasuke never held a grudge against Itachi.
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SI fics
A Lack of Wisdom by Aethelar
Summary:
It's a self insert fic. You know the drill.
Featuring a grumpy protagonist who wants mochi, clean socks, and to maintain possession of their life and eyeballs in that order, a troll-dad sensei who's genuinely trying to understand the pint sized weirdos he's been saddled with but isn't sure where to start, and two team mates who are honest to god twelve year olds who canonically didn't mature until after the handy dandy time skip.
Where, please, is the unsubscribe button, because I'd like to request a different afterlife.
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A Surplass of Wisdom by Aethelar
Summary:
A variety of ficlets, alternate futures, and what-if stories for my self insert, A Lack of Wisdom. Summaries are given per chapter.
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I Dreamed a Crue l Dream (it was Reality) by ThisRealityAside_73
Summary:
I… died, rolled metaphorical existential dice, and somehow managed to wind up reincarnating as Uchiha Sasuke of all people.This is why we don’t gamble, Tsunade.OrIf someone like me reincarnated as Uchiha Sasuke.
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Evil Eyes by FriendLurcher
Summary:
Ever wake up surrounded by dead people and no idea where you are? Pretty sure I didn't even drink or get hit by a truck last night, either. [A madhouse Self-Insert Sasuke story]
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With the eyes of God by cloud9stories
Summary:
Canon-Divergent, SI-Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi was a true prodigy, but an adult in the body of Sasuke can pull off a lot of things, especially given the cheat code known as the Sharingan. Follow the MC as he tries to find his place in the world, or a way out of it, while he fends off the endless stream of people after his eyes.
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Time Travel fics
me wa kokoro no kagami; the eyes are the window to the soul by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
Summary:
“We're going to send someone back,” Naruto said with confidence, his voice holding strong at their incredulous looks. “Far enough back that we can change things.”
“Send someone back?” Kakashi asked, bewildered.
“Time travel?” Sasuke asked, just as shocked. Surely that hadn't been what Naruto meant?
Naruto nodded enthusiastically, a blinding grin gracing his face, making it into a once more familiar sight. “Time travel!”
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The Jikan Phenomenon by BoyGirlBothNoneImTheUniverse
Summary: 
The Jikan Phenomenon is something that the Uchiha rarely talk about. The sharingan and it's capabilities when it comes to space and time are largely unexplored. The sharingan has many techniques that, with enough training, the wielder can control. The Jikan Phenomenon is not one of them. Sasuke-centric Time Travel AU
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Focus, then Refocus by jimmythemystic  (It’s leaning towards SS bc of the recent chapter, 44)
Summary:
Sasuke gets sent back in time to stop Danzo. He intends to save his clan, and his brother. But he made one major mistake: He left the number one unpredictable ninja in charge of the jutsu. He's about 10 years too early. Thanks, Naruto...
Now what?
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Kick The Habit by refectory
Summary:
Yes, Itachi's emotional and physical well-being is his first and only priority. No, Sasuke does not have anything remotely resembling a plan to ensure this.It's fine, honestly.
(crack fic? I think?)
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lie in reverse by MoonlitNightin
Summary:
Twelve-year old Sasuke summons his future self to the past and asks him to train him. He doesn’t expect his older self to refuse, or all the truths that end up coming from his lies.
Meanwhile, seventeen-year old Sasuke realizes his younger self is very easy to manipulate, and a few lies of omission might just be what he needs to fix some past mistakes.
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half a league (until the valley of death) by SpectersShadow117
Summary:
Kakashi can think of no reason for Sasuke's inexplicable and drastic change in behavior. He doesn't like the desperate, haunted gleam in his student's eyes, and he also doesn't like the nagging feeling that he's missing something very important.
Aka: Future Sasuke goes to Past Sasuke and gives him a reality check with Specific Intentions, but as with most Uchiha, his methods leave much to be desired.
(Featuring: Childhood trauma FTW, Konoha's shitty care of orphans, and absolutely no one having a fun time.)
(kind of time travel? idrk T-T)
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Fem!Sasuke 
of pinwheels and paper daffodils by KatRoma (series)
Summary:
The wonderful adventures of Sasuke, only daughter of Konohagakure's Uchiha clan, and honorary youngest member of the shinobi's world's most notorious criminal organization.
(I take requests, but it isn't a guarantee that I'll write all of them)
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that kind of voyage by SunflowerSales
Summary:
Itachi hadn't thought things through when he left his younger sister alone to fend for herself. Being an orphan is hard enough; being an orphaned little girl with no social skills makes for an easy target.
(please be read the tags, this one contains content that may affect others)
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Shiragiku by HyperHazerdious (one-shot)
Summary:
Shiori had always been intelligent, but she saw what being smart forced upon her brother so she hid it. When she finds him above their dead parents she only truly blames herself, the illness that slowly kills her therefore only what she deserves for failing him.
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In which Sasuke is born as Shiori and is more like her brother than anyone else thought.
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Clan Legacy by tasalmalin
Summary:
Life is very different for a Sasuke who is born a girl. Well, the Massacre still happens, and she still ends up on Team Seven, but not before a few sharp left turns along the way. But what's life without a little dimensional misplacement to spice things up?
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Fics that I think are pretty neat
Celestial Bodies and Anomalies by Oceanbreeze27
Summary:
His mother told him the old stories.
That Amaterasu breathed them fire and his flames bled black into their hair.
Sister Tsukuyomi watched their journeys in the night, and her white eye painted them pale.
And Susanoo, the last of the three kin, threw aside his armour and sword and granted Uchiha the right to call upon his shield.and
-Sasuke faced the beast of black flame and ire and asked: "did you never think of the future?"
I never had the opportunity.
“Is this your opportunity then?” Sasuke asked it, bleeding from his eyes and wounds as his body tore itself apart forever. “Is this your punishment or mine?”
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may you always be satisfied by Hiemes (kind of sns?)
Summary: 
What could Uchiha Sasuke possibly do in his life, except protect the ones he loves?
Sasuke has hundreds of faces, different versions of himself to add to the image of the Last Uchiha. Everyone he's ever met would decribe a totally different Sasuke they've known all their life. Does anyone even know the actual version of himself?
It seems like anyone who does dies along the way.
or: In which Sasuke has an ambition, but it's not the one you think it is.
or: Sasuke will do anything to make Naruto stronger, even if he loses himself along the way.
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Counting Crows by Anxiety_Pickle (one-shot)
Summary:
A man that Sasuke has never seen before stares down at him, one half of his face wrapped in bandages, his right arm obscured by his sleeve. Sasuke shrinks back, skin on fire.
“Child, are you alright?”
“Who are you?” He hates how his voice shakes. He blames it on the cold.
The man offers him a hand, a kind glint to his eyes.
“My name is Danzo.”
 Or, Danzo takes a more active role in Sasuke's life.
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The Boy and the DeadMan by mangacrack (one-shot)
Summary:
It might wreck his plans completely, but he had been a Clan leader before his heirs turned their back on him.
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at touch of death by AngstyChaosMagicUser
Summary:
Sasuke sees ghosts, and always has.
This changes things.
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grind me down to dust by AngstyChaosMagicUser
Summary:
There's a lot broken in Konoha, and the dead aren't the only ones restless.
It's going to take all Sasuke and his ghosts have to fix this mess.
(Diverges after chapter one of "at touch of death")
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dear forgiveness by RecklessWriter
Summary:
  Sasuke shakes his head. "What I want doesn't matter. The safety of Konoha        comes before everything."
   Itachi stares at him. Something disgusting and tar-like sticks in his throat as        the horrifying realization creeps in. Gods, what have I done?
Itachi lives through his battle with Sasuke. To save the village and his brother's life, he uses Kotoamatsukami to halt Sasuke's desire for vengeance.
It's the one crime Sasuke may never be able to forgive him for.
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Crossfire by DejaVu22
Summary:
Following the events of Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke never makes it to Orochimaru's hideout. Instead, he is waylaid by a one-eyed man named Tobi, a man possessing a Sharingan, a terrifying dual personality, a penchant for always being late, and a single-minded mission to stop the Akatsuki in their tracks.
When Sasuke runs into Naruto again years later, he must ally with his old teammate in order to protect him from the Akatsuki, while keeping him out of the two man war Tobi and Sasuke have started against the dangerous organization.
Good!Sasuke but eh it’s pretty neat.
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Hiding in the Leaves by aventria, iluxia (slowburn sns)
SUMMARY:
In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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The Drifter by gallifreycallsnow
Summary:
Orochimaru kidnaps Sasuke when he is eight for the purposes of raising him to be the perfect host. Regardless, Sasuke is not one to be used, so he kills Orochimaru at age seventeen. From then, it's up to Sasuke to make his own life. Things are more difficult, though, when you can hardly remember who you were before your nine year capture.This story is more telling than showing. Important moments in Sasuke's life ever since leaving Orochimaru.
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Blind by Ourliazo (one-shot)
Summary:
Fugaku Uchiha survives the massacre of his clan and does what an Uchiha does best.
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They Will Burn In Time by TakaGang
Summary:
“Never forget, Sasuke. Just as you know your enemies’ names by heart, remember the names of our clan as well. I want you to know that I will not forgive. I have no forgiveness within me. It's still up to you if you chose to follow my path.”
AU. Uchiha Mikoto Lives.
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don't trust them, brother (oh, but look at me now) by SilverUtahraptor (Izuna-centric with baby Sasuke)
Summary:
Izuna opens his eyes to find himself in an abandoned street littered with bodies bearing the uchiwa on their back.
He shouldn't have eyes at all. He should be dying.
[Uchiha Izuna time-travels to the canon era... to land right at the tail end of the Uchiha Massacre.]
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The new chapter of our life by Rey_Bee
Summary:
When Fugaku gets the message about his wife giving birth to their first child, he doesn't waste a second. FugaMiko and little Itachi! Update: I decided to turn it into a series of one-shots about the development of father/son relatinship, with quite a big role of Mikoto in the story. Fugaku's POV.
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Always Fly Back to You by Daringdonut
Summary:
When Fugaku gets the message about his wife giving birth to their first child, he doesn't waste a second. FugaMiko and little Itachi! Update: I decided to turn it into a series of one-shots about the development of father/son relatinship, with quite a big role of Mikoto in the story. Fugaku's POV.
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I’ll probably be adding more in the near future.
6/30/22 : WIEEE I added more fics :D
11/3/22: WOW it's been a long time since I've updated this list. I'm too lazy to add the fics I've read here BUT! I've bookmarked some in my ao3 acc! You can just check it out:D
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people can use this site however they want but there's something almost- idk, sad? about how few people are actually using their blogs. you can turn themes on and have skeletons dancing in the background. you can make everything hot pink. your blog is your scrapbook and you can put whatever you want in there. tags are okay at organizing things so you can have just a whole archive of cool shit to look at later. i know people complain a lot about people liking stuff about reblogging for engagement, and on one hand i get that- it is WILD to see a drawing i spent hours on get only 12 reblogs and 60 likes. Absolute culture shock compared to my previous fandoms. but i don't think you should reblog anything to make artists happy. i think you should reblog things so you can find them again. i think you should queue things to appear on the dash at specific times on certain days. i think you should reblog things so when you're talking to your friends about xyz post you saw you can look in your blog's archive and find it again. i think you should reblog things so that your dash is filled with one really sleepy cat. with the loss of reblogs there's the loss of engagement, which Does hurt the community-focus that makes tumblr so appealing, but idk i just wish people were more excited about the incredible amount of customization that tumblr allows and took advantage of that more
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alright since i've missed quite a few weekly holidays i'm compiling them all here. also, my need for internet happy points is a supermassive black hole, which is why i'm marketing this as a sequel. ideas came from the comments section, reblogs, and a post from fellow tumblr user @pibachu so i have no idea how niche some of these are
MONDAY
El Muchacho Monday
Miku Monday
Dog Saint Monday
Mad Rat Monday
The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday
Garfield Hates Mondays
Me Gongaga Monday
Maneater Monday
Sad Ant With A Bindle Monday
TUESDAY
Tuesday Again? No Problem...
Sweet Fat Of The Hog Tuesday
The Day When It's Safe To Leave The Bog
Tom Servo Tuesday
End Of My Rope Tuesday
Oh Tuesday Light Me Up
Testosterone Tuesday
Turn Off Tumblr Live Tuesday
Ferb It's Chewsday Again Innit
Chikorita Chuesday
Tuck Him In Tuesday
WEDNESDAY
Wet Beast Wednesday
Sparkle On! It's Wednesday! Don't Forget To Be Yourself!
It Is Wednesday My Dudes
Wifecock Wednesday
El Woowoo Wednesday
Or As I Like To Call It: Thursday
Terry The Fat Shark Wednesday
White Boy Wednesday
THURSDAY
Out Of Touch Thursday
Feliz Jueves
(alternatively) Testosterone Thursday
Well, It's Thursday
Three Rat Thursday
FRIDAY
Flat Fuck Friday
Fat Fuck Friday
Femboy Friday
Radical Saturday (no this was not a mistype)
Alone On A Friday Night? God, You're Pathetic
Penis Friday
Thank Gnome It's Friday
Get Down On It Friday
SATURDAY
Caturday
Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling
Sea Slug Saturday
Miku Shorts Saturday
SUNDAY
Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Energy Sword Sunday
Suck Her Dick Sunday
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how do i get into poetry? i see your posts as in those collages of pictures are some of the most beautiful pieces of texts i’ve ever seen. do you have any website recommendations? or, maybe even books you recommend? thank you so much, i wish you good health.
oooh, so I've actually once sent in an ask to @firstfullmoon asking about this, since she posts and discusses some of the most beautiful poetry I've read, and I admire how well-versed she is in poetry too. if I am remembering correctly, some of the advice I remember her giving was: once you find a poet(s) whose work you really enjoy, looking into more of their work and finding more poetry through that. another tip she gave me was that through Poets.org, you can subscribe for their Poem-a-Day function, where everyday, you receive a new poem in your email!
in regards to my own advice, I don't read as much poetry as I wish I did :( however, other tips I could think of include reflecting on what areas, topics or subjects you'd enjoy to read poetry on, and maybe searching for compilations or books on those online. in addition to this, you can also follow Tumblr blogs and Instagram accounts that regularly post poetry, which will allow you to consistently see it. also, maybe reading with a friend/loved one helps too! whether it be forming a book club together, where you both read the same amount of poems per day/week/month, and discuss them together, or maybe just joining together to hang out, read poetry and discuss it. the other day, my girlfriend, who is currently in a creative writing class, and I were reading poems that were required for his class, and together, we discussed our interpretations of the poems, reread them, and noted things we picked up on to each other, whether it be certain wording or details. and it was honestly so much fun, since we got to piece the meanings of the poems together.
also, thank you so much for your compliments on my posts and collages!! 🥺💓 that is incredibly kind and sweet of you to say, and I appreciate it so much that you trusted me enough to give advice on this. also, I am incredibly sorry for the late reply, I've been looking through my inbox the past few days, and found asks that I didn't realize I hadn't responded to. I hope you have a good day!! <3 <3
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punch out!! vigilante au hcs!!!
very self indulgent vigilante au bc it’s one of my fav tropes 🤡
pls tell me if i made any spelling mistakes or if it’s hard to understand what i’m saying
anyway super long post ahead and it’s in a super weird format love you guys xx:
for some context!!!!!!!! :
*an enhancement is basically another word for super power. people with enhancements are called “enhanced”, people without enhancements are just called “enhanceless”
*a hero is someone with a 'heroing license' that goes around saving people on the daily. a villain is, well, a villain.
*heroes have a ranking system, going from 1-50, 1 being the best. it goes by civilian vote and refreshes every month. that's not to say you need to be a top 50 hero to be good hero, there's plenty that don't have a ranking that are well loved.
*a vigilante is someone who goes around saving people BUT without a hero license. vigilantes are illegal as a person needs a registered heroing license to signify they've gone through training and know how to use their enhancement.
* "patrolling" is what vigilantes and heroes call the act of watching the city. heroes have a whole system and schedule while vigilantes just patrol as they please.
* the living system in this fic goes by districts, the higher the district, the richer the area (i.e District 1 is the richest and most expensive district to live in, District 20 is the lowest and poorest district. most heroes only patrol down to district 10 at max, with a few who go lower.)
* there are specific drugs known as "enhancement intensifying drugs (EIDs)" . the most popular and most dangerous drug is called "Potentia", the strongest EID known to man. it's been in production for 14 years, though it seems that a couple years ago, the suppliers of Potentia lost the main ingredient, which forced them to change the entire formula...
* Potentia is normally injected through needles into a person’s arm. depending on the dosage, it can power you up for a couple hours (low dose) or give you a permanent boost (extremely high dose). Potentia does come with major side effects no matter the dosage, ranging from nausea and headaches to muscle failure and death
here's the basic plot:
little mac, a 17 year old who lives in district 14, is an orphan with an extremely powerful enhancement: enhancement imitation. recently, the lower districts have had increasing rates of crime, and with heroes constantly bringing in vigilantes who actually protect lower districts, then heroes more or less refusing to help the lower districts themselves, it's become more and more dangerous to live there.
now, between trying to pay rent, running from supervillains who are trying to kidnap him, constantly lying about his age and identity, being an illegal vigilante, and needing to find a new job after being replaced at his last one, mac has his work cut out for him.
when a paid internship opportunity arises at Hero HQ, mac says "whatever" and goes for shizzles and giggles if nothing else.
upon actually getting the internship, he realises that maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't work under the #1 hero as #1 vigilante. it might just cause a few problems.
ok here's the actual headcanons:
p.s the format for everyone’s intros is basically:
name - power [extra info on power and reason behind power] (hero name and reason behind their name)
little mac - enhancement imitation [can copy other people’s enhancements. i wanted his enhancement to kind of represent how he slowly develops his own style of fighting crime + accepts his power as his own instead of associating it with potentia. you’ll read why he doesn’t use his power a lot in a sec] (vigilante name - Champion of Lower Districts // COLD for short lol)
-doesn't enjoy using his enhancement but uses it as necessary
-works under sandman and doc louis (practically only doc since sandman is almost always out) as an intern at the hero hq
-his (totally not forged) ID and birth certificate say he's 18, but he only just recently turned 17
-pretty shy and generally quiet, but when he does speak, he has a booming voice
-mac's blood is the main ingredient in Potentia, an illegal enhancement intensifying drug. he hates using his enhancement because the only thing he can think about is how he’s responsible for Potentia (survivor’s guilt yknow). i stated that the formula for Potentia changed and it’s because four years ago, mac ran away from the lab that used him to make the drug. over the years, he's been actively getting rid of any Potentia he gets his hands on and fights the villains who made the drug in the first place
glass joe: enhanced senses [since glass joe is pretty sensitive in game (e.g him saying his boxing gloves are too tight, or that his stomach hurts) i thought it would be nice to make his enhancement reflect that] (hero name - frappons // HIHI FRENCH SPEAKER HERE ~ glass joe's name comes from the french verb "frapper” meaning “to hit”. the plural-present conjugation of frapper is "nous frappons".  "nous" means we, and "frappons" means hit. thus, glass joe's name is kind of like "we hit" get it?)
-joe's enhancement allows him to hear, see, feel, smell, and taste things about 18x better than the average human, this power does have to be "manually" activated/joe has to focus on whatever senses he wants to be stronger
-this does backfire sometimes, as being in distress also activates his enhancement (i.e he'll be in a fight and as his anxiety rises, so does his ability to feel and smell, which can easily lead to overstimulation)
-he's a bit nervous, but he is deserving of the 13th spot. the title fits like a crown for him.
von kaiser: explosion [his enhancement is a callback to how he's constantly going "BOOM!" in game] ( hero name: the kampfmaschine // I'm sure we all know the iconic voiceline, but if you don't, von kaiser refers to himself in game as "kampfmaschine" meaning "fighting machine")
-literally just can explode things, yknow
-can make fire through his explosions, great in survival situations
-works part time as a teacher in an elementary school for children with extremely powerful enhancements
disco kid: music charm, can put people under his control as long as there's music playing [i think his enhancement is pretty self-explanatory, my guy just loves music] (hero name - disco // no one actually calls him by his real name even when out of the hero suit, it just doesn't feel right. disco kid doesn't mind though) -disco always had a knack for music, but his enhancement came in late (his enhancement came in when he was around 10 years old, most people’s come in at around 5). he was overjoyed when he realised his enhancement was music related
-a popular singer when outside the suit, being a hero only gives more attention to his singing career
-overall a fun guy no matter where you find him. just be careful if there’s music playing, he might just mind control you on accident
king hippo: weather control!! literally just controls the weather [hippo's in game cutscene is him on an island lounging around in nice weather, so i thought it'd be nice to have his enhancement be kind of like a way of showing he's a nice guy who makes sure people have nice weather yknow??](hero name - king hippo // no one actually knows king hippo's real name, but he's proven himself to be a loyal and kind person so most of the others don't question it too much anymore)
-districts 1, 2, and 3 often have good weather because of hippo controlling it, the rest of the districts have natural weather
-his emotions do affect his enhancement, if he gets too upset the weather turns gray and rainy, if he's angry it gets real hot
-he can’t actually speak verbally, but he expresses his thoughts and feelings through sign language, notes, and humming piston hondo: super speed [his enhancement is a callback to the scene of him running as fast as a bullet train]  (hero name: none/uses his real name. he doesn't really get the point of hero names since everyone knows them anyway, it's not like it's a disguise)
-a very serious man, often using all his time to improve his physical abilities 
-constantly pushes himself and his enhancement to the limit. it makes him extremely exhausted, but no matter how much people tell him to rest, he won't rest unless absolutely necessary
.-despite this, he encourages everyone to stay healthy and have a proper sleep schedule, the hypocrite bear hugger: talking to animals [self explanatory enhancement LOL] (hero name: bear hugger // like disco, his hero name is practically his real name, everyone calling him either just "bear" or "hugger")
-doesn't actually go on as many missions as the others, normally there for backup
-he mainly uses his enhancement to spy on people, telling animals to watch any villains or suspicious civilians and report back to him when there's any evidence of wrongdoing
-the main reason he's #8 hero is because he makes the second most public appearances out of any hero (super macho man makes the most of course). pair consistent appearance with his lovable personality and enhancement, you've got an easy way to get voted in top 50. great tiger: teleportation, cloning, and levitation, an extremely rare occurrence of triple enhanced (hero name: great tiger // another disco kid situation)
-can make anything levitate, including objects and himself
-you'd think he'd be top hero, but as soon as you can get past his enhancement he's basically done for (it's easy to get past him once you know his attack patterns, they get  more predicitve the more you fight him)
-you won't see him on the ground a lot, especially in fights. he much prefers to levitate and claims that flying is a lot faster than running
don flamenco: controlling plants (hero name: la rosa // literally "the rose" in spanish)
-think Isabella from encanto, that's basically don with his enhancement LOL
-soaks up ALL of the attention he gets as #6 hero, loves his fans but is very committed to his relationship with Carmen 
-the most involved in the media after bear hugger and smm, often the poster boy for Hero HQ because of his charming personality (and good looks teehee)
aran ryan: metal bending [i liked the thought of him metalbending bc of  the iconic 'horseshoe in boxing gloves' cutscene, and thought it would be a nice callback to it yknow? pls tell me in the tags if you have better ideas bc i was lowkey stuck on his power] ( hero name: silverclover // silver in reference to his metal bending, clover because he's irish LOLOL)
-aran's power is complicated in the sense that it makes absolutely no sense. he controls metal in every single way, and thus, knows how to make too many things out of it. he can melt it down, harden it, break it, and he can do a thing where it magnetizes to his body.
-he's doesn't have a lot of courtesy or manners, but he's very smart in a metalworking sense. he studies diagrams and blueprints of any contraption or building he can get his hands on. if asked, he can make a gun out of a rusty pipe, and he can also tell you exactly how the vents of hero hq work and exactly where they run throughout the building.
-his main weapon is the iconic flail, but instead of boxing gloves, it's just some metal tied to the end
soda popinski: water and ice powers, a rare occurrence of double enhancement [his enhancement is in reference to his love for soda and his ability to withstand the cold, srsly tho the cutscene of him in the snow with almost nothing but a coat and hat scares me]  (hero name: Pobeda //  in reference to his voiceline where he says his "favourite drink is victory”, pobeda (Победа) means victory in russian)
-a tall and intimidating man, but a friendly one at that!
-with a double enhancement of water and ice, he can easily freeze his opponents OR splash them LOL
-the only setback to his power is that he gets dehydrated super fast, thus him constantly drinking soda, water, tea, or really any liquid he can get his hands on
bald bull: bull hybrid LMAO [self-explanatory enhancement] (hero name: bald bull // like king hippo, no one actually knows his real name, but he protects the city very well and scares off potential villains pretty often, so he's in the good books of hero hq)
-our beloved bull has a very dedicated fan club that keeps him in the top 3 of the hero rankings at all time, although bald bull himself doesn't make many public appearances
-bald bull also arrests the most vigilantes out of everyone, having arrested about 100-and-something in his career, it's predicted he'll be the one to bring in COLD
-an angry man, but he puts that anger towards fighting. when out of battle though, he's constantly on the verge of exploding
super macho man: light/brightness enhancement, but mainly relies on his tech to defeat villains [his enhancement is in reference to all cameras that constantly FLASH on him, get it teehee] (hero name: super macho man // hates when people call him by his real name, so he tells people to just call him macho man)
-controls any light that's in the area, things like electrical lamps or flashlights -as i said, he mainly relies on tech and his own strength to defeat villains, and treats his enhancement more like a party trick than anything (though, he doesn't like the dark since it completely renders his enhancement useless, even if he doesn't use it a lot)
-against tough opponents, he'll temporarily blind them by just making it super bright
sandman: super strength [also self-explanatory] (hero name: mr. sandman // also uses his real name)
-SANDMAN MY MAN!!!!! sandman takes the spot as #1 hero with a respectable enhancement, a lovable personality, a good physique, and a steady stream of media appearances
-it's not known to a lot of people, but sandman was actually a vigilante before becoming a hero. he's the only hero who has ever had this happen. but, unfortunately, he is still bound by hero law and has to bring in any vigilantes he finds, no matter how overwhelming the guilt and irony is.
-he knows what it's like to be at the lowest of the low, coming from district 18 himself. it's one of the main reasons he hires mac as his intern, he understands and trusts the kid
doc louis: enhancement disabling/enabling, can temporarily disable enhancements OR make them stronger  [my reasoning behind his enhancement is that in PO he  trains mac and helps him become wvba champ, effectively making mac stronger. as for disabling, i wanted to give him a counter-act to his enhancement strengthening, thus, enhancement disabling.]  (former hero name: doc) -the former #1 hero, and mentor to sandman.
-he saw mac in that interview and IMMEDIATELY went "heehee this my child now! oh? you're technically an adult? still my kid"
-handles a lot of behind the scenes stuff at hero hq, things like patrol routes and paperwork yknow?
SIDE CHARACTERS/NON HEROES:
carmen: medicinal/healing enhancement [i wanted her to actively be able to support the heroes while still having a personaly, so she’s more or less their resident doctor. her business is practically right beside hero hq]
- runs a florist/pharmaceutical business with dons help
- grows tons of herbs for her medicine
rory (aran's sister): doesn't have an enhancement in the beginning, eventually gets a shapeshifting one and helps mac a little bit her [i don’t have much of a reason behind her enhancement, but i thought it was fitting]
- literally only like 5
- her shapeshifting does not allow her to imitate the power of the person she turns into
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r4zzberry · 1 year
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do u guyz also scroll thru ur old art and look at the comments/notes people left ech time u feel like drawing or am i weird
oh lords sorry 80% of this post is me rambling in the tags 😰
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