#AND I WAS LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[saytrrose]

I only speculate where Eldritch Kingers mouth is but ahahajks maybe it’s here wouldn’t that be silly if it was under himmm

I heard he has one but it’s hidden so giggles twirls hair makes out w him take a messy doodle

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash via Perola Navarro's IG Story

[ardenation]

just finished sweet tooth season 3(netflix show).

*sigh*

if you haven’t watched it yet, I’m about to convince you why you should.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE WATCH IT IS SO SO SO SO GOOD IM SERIOUS TRY IT OUT AT LEAST YOU WILL CRY NO LESS THAN FIFTEEN TIMES WHEN WATCHING IT THE PLOT THE TWISTS THE CHARACTERS PLEASE OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING SHOW CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER

also, the main character is a cute little deer boy who suffers. like a lot. so there’s a lot of angst for your angst feeding pleasure!

[jenna-louise-jamie]

hey guys, the ending of alex rider season 3. i will never get over it. yassen is free. he saved alex and in return alex freed him from scorpia. i imagine he's gone off into retirement, back to his home country, just like he planned to.

[agrebel18]

diversity win!! the eshay giving you food and drugs is asexual!!

[theartsyghost]

Gender is actually a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

[battleram-skirmisher-fr]

I felt so good yesterday, coming up on about a year since I moved. But then work exploded today and fucking destroyed my team.

Could I see some fire dragons today? Show me dragons that live in the Ashfall Wastes or have sick ass fire apparel or are powerful fire primals! (bonus points for nocts and banes)

[serious-goose]

category 11 autism moment in the ofmd fandom today

[cr1ms0nesp3ra-ac3]

Ghost bc fans, how are we feeling.

ITS MOVIE TIME ‼️‼️‼️

[dendrochronologies]

when i get up there. i am asking god why everything that matters is Scary

[narwhalandchill]

like genuinely it just fucking consumes me at my core. the knowledge that it is indeed in plain fucking canonical text that they have stated. that the only image. the only constellation. the only shape that can even BEGIN to approximate the extent of childes essence and his will. the world-rivaling ambition that endlessly hungers for conquest in an act of arrogance that defies belief. defies reason. that seeks to crush and devour all in its path.

is the constellation painting the path of a literal fucking celestial narwhal that devours stars. a being that essentially acts as a black hole with a soul and thought. that the equal to his unparalleled ambition. the ONLY equal to his will. the mirror image of his solipsism. his arrogance. is capable of ending a fucking world as an afterthought.

and its a being he awakened in the flesh.

[thekidsarentalright]

in less than 24 hours we're gonna have a new fob song. btw. if u even fucking care

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Oh you GOTTA be fucking joking

[deathbyclown]

I need to hold Buggy down and fuck him with my strap until he’s whining and writhing and moaning. I want to make him beg, I want him to hear him cry out, want him to plead for me. I want to make him cum so hard he’s seeing stars.

[sttinkbug]

I wanna pour Monument Mythos into a little box of sand and stick my toes in there and wiggle em around 😊😊

[spock-smokes-weed]

rejection sensitive dysphoria is such a bastard cunt because I'll see a post by someone I've never met that I slightly disagree with and my brain will go "you should kill yourself"