#side note: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[theartsyghost]

Gender is actually a scam made up by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms

[cressthebest]

Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt2.

chapter 4:

1. ….. they are going to stay in. a. MANSION???? HOLY SHIT. SHUT UP.

2. no relationships? and no sex? regulus has no idea what he just forbade. like?? babes, everyone is pairing off, you included.

3. remus’s journaling about books habit instead of writing in the margins. it’s so him <333333

4. james taking off his shirt and regulus trying very hard not to look at james’ chest 😳

5. james nearly collapsing beneath regulus’ touch is SIMP BEHAVIOR

6. date????? it’s a date??? tomorrow? with reg?

7. CHAPTER NOTES SAY SIRIUS COMES NEXT CHAPTER. AND HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN WAITING! HES MY GENDER ENVY, AND WOLFSTAR *IS* A NECESSITY.

chapter 5:

1. the chapter summary only says: [Enter: Sirius Black]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. wait. is wolfstar going to end up being starcrossed lovers of detective x thief. wait. wait. wait. hold up jsut a minute.

3. THE BLACKS WERE A FAMILY OF THIEVES. HOLY SHIT. AND SIRIUS ESCAPED??? I’m literally so intrigued.

4. remus and sirius love at first sight, lovers in every universe, fated to a tragic end. my dears, i hope it works out for you this time.

5. GOD DAMN. MAKING OUT IN AN ART MUSEUM?? wolfstar apparently needs to make up for lost time in this universe. god damn.

6. peter being treated as valuable and important and a good character <3333

chapter 6:

1. regulus is well aware this is a date with james, whether either outright specified it or not. james having a special outfit for reg is so james 😭😭😭. and regulus well aware that james is trying to flirt with him and likes it.. AHH

2. their favorite holidays reflecting the other person!!! i’m sobbing!! james liking winter and regulus liking summer, jsut proves how their attraction to each other started <33333

3. side note, regulus is a capricorn and i have been blessed with this knowledge. because i am a capricorn too. i think regulus is a january capricorn like me. he gives that vibe.

4. OH THIS SCENE. the scene with THE art heist baby painting, the one with the boat! OH!

james will steal it for him 😭😭😭

what a fucking idiot, i love him

james is willing to follow regulus anywhere oh my god. hold up. i think i need a moment. hold up.

this is the exact moment reg fell head over heels in love. he already liked james, but this moment sealed his fate.

5. regulus and james both want it to be a date but they literally can’t. why are they making this painful for themselves. just call it a date. THE PINING

[awesomenessdoesstuffsometimes]

Can I make a gif my header or am I crazy?

[cloudywithachanceofanime]

Brothers React To MC Grabbing Their Butt: Luci, Mammon, Levi

I’ve had to write this 2 times now. If Tumblr deletes this post, I will be fighting someone. 

TW: Drunk character, use of phrase KMS

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Lucifer

You just left your room to go down to the kitchen for some quick snack when you bumped into Lucifer. He gave you a nod which you return with a simple wave.

You were about to continue walking when a something white on the back of Lucifer’s coat. You glanced at it and saw it was a sheet of paper. “Lucifer has a flat ass  -Mammon”.

That was not Mammon’s handwriting. You recognized it as Levi’s since he always left notes in the manga you borrowed. He must be trying to get revenge on him. 

But, will you let your first man get hung up. He did buy you your favorite treat yesterday, even if he denied it. 

Turning around, you tiptoed behind Lucifer while you gained distanced on him. Your hand reached out towards the paper. 

“MC, why are you-”

Why was a slice of Lucifer’s cake in your hand? You froze up as you realized the situation you were in. 

You just groped one of the strongest demons in hell. Dear Diavolo, please make sure my funeral is fun. 

“MC?” You didn’t have the strength in you to look into Lucifer’s face. You weren’t ready to face death. No matter how thick he was.

“MC.” You knew that tone. He was getting angry. You should really let of his cheek, but you so overcome with fear that you can’t move. 

A blink of an eye. That’s all it took for you to have you back against the wall with Lucifer’s arm trapping you. Heat seems to be radiating off of him in thick rolls.

“MC, look at me,” he growled out. Your eyes briefly flickered up before dropping down once you saw that fire in his eye. 

A gloved hand traveled from the base of your neck up to your chin where it gripped it tightly before tilting your head up. You were met with the sight of Lucifer’s smirking with his red eyes slanted in mischievous.

“Looks like someone’s being disobedient. I want you in my room by the time I return to it. You better be ready to be punish.”

With that, he let go of your chin and walked away. The sign balled in your fist seem to go unnoticed by him. 

“Got in trouble for this dang lie,” you growled out, throwing the paper in the wastebin. Even if you tried to act disgruntled about what happen, the butterflies in your stomach on what was about to happen told a completely different story. 

Mammon

It was a complete accident. Mammon was out most of the night drinking and stumbled into your room about 3 am asking you to hide him.

You got out of bed and helped him sit down on it. His clothes were strewed haphazardly on him. Guess someone had a good time. 

“MC, MC, MC, MC,” he whined while kicking his feet around. He was making so much noise that it would be so easy for Lucifer to know he was here. 

“What?” You asked in a quiet voice. He stopped calling your name and instead held his arms out and made grabby motions towards you. 

“You haven’t talked to me in foreverrrrrrrrr.” You literally talked to him at school. He’s the one who’s been gone most of the night. 

You made your way over to stare at him. His brown skin had a heavier red tint underneath it with his bluish yellow eyes glazed over. He really got wasted tonight. 

Mammon lean up a little and wrapped his arms around you. Yanking you down the bed next to him, he cuddled into you. “Wvndoisnvf”

“What?” you asked, leaning away from him. He made a low groan in the base of his throat before pulling you down into him. 

“Warm. You’re warm... but I’m hot... too much clothes,” he slurred. You navigated your head so you could get a view of him. He was staring at the wall behind.Then like a light bulb going off, his eyes widen. “I can- I can teleport to my room. And change... Be right back.”

He unwrapped his arms from around you and started rolling off the bed. The dumb idiot.

Shooting up, you grabbed whatever you could get your hands on. Which was his upper back.... and an entire handful of his butt.

“Mammon, you can’t teleport,” you growled out. You pulled at him to try to get him to get more into the bed. He was literally on the edge of the bed, tilting. If he fell on the floor, it would definitely make enough noise to wake up Lucifer. 

“Mmm, harder,” he grumbled. Remember, MC, he’s drunk He doesn’t know what he’s saying. 

“Mammon, if you don’t get in the bed, I won’t cuddle you,” you threaten. He let out a small whine, but he scooted into the bed. Relief filled you as you released your grip on him. Now, you can go to sleep. 

Mammon’s arms found their way around you and pulled you down again. You didn’t fight against him or the warmth he provided. 

“Wait,” he mumbled. His hand wrapped around yours and pulled at it. You allowed him to move it lower. He placed it on top of his butt and released your hand. 

You were too tired to question him. So you fell asleep with one arm wrapped around him and the other on top of his butt. 

Leviathan

“Hey, Levi, I was wondering if I could-” 

Your words died in your throat as you stared at the scene in front of you. You knew you should’ve knocked, but you didn’t think it was a big deal. Boy were you wrong. 

In the middle of his room, in a pink and white maid costume was Levi. His hands were froze in the midst of pulling up some tight pink stockings. 

“I can- um- Are you busy?”You didn’t know where to look at him. You tried to look at his face, but the pink eyeliner was causing you to stare. His neck was a no go with the bell choker on it. 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” You jumped at the ear piercing screaming coming out of him. His face was the deepest shade of red you have ever seen it get. 

“Levi?” a voice downstairs called out. Followed by the sound of footsteps. 

“Sorry, scared him. Everything’s fine,” you yelled out. Yet the footsteps kept coming. In a fit of panic, you entered the room and shut the door. You were quick to lock the door behind you.

“OMG OMG OMG OMG KMS KMS I’m such a disgusting otaku,” he cried sinking to the floor. His hands covered his face as he started crying. 

“No, Levi, sweetie. You look amazing,” You comforted walking over. He let out a small sniffle, but seem to be slowing on crying. “Is that the limited edition Ruri- chan maid outfit you were telling me about last time?”

His head lifted up with a giant smile on his face. His nose was a little red from crying, but it blended in with the blush on his cheeks. 

“You- you remembered,” he croaked out while wiping the tears. He pulled his legs together and rested his chin on it, allowing you to see his entire beautiful face. “I got it in the mail today. And I was just going to put it on the mannequin and take some pictures. But-”

He trailed off for a little as the blush returned again. He let out a groan. His head dropped in embarrassment. “I can’t believe I forgot to lock the door. You probably think I’m some gross otaku who like to dress up in maid costumes all the time.”

“I mean, you look hot while doing it, so I don’t see a problem with it,” you admitted, glancing at his figure. He was a little muscular, but his shape seem to accentuate the outfit in the best ways. 

“Hey, is everything okay in there?” Lucifer’s voice rang through the door. You glanced at Levi to see his face still red and his pink gloved hand gripping the sides of the costume. 

“I locked the door. Don’t worry, he can’t come in,” you whispered. Trying to comfort him some more, you ran your fingers through his hair. 

“Y-yeah, I’m okay. MC scared me while.. I was playing a game. Sorry for screaming,” Levi mustered out. Lucifer let out a long sigh before his footsteps disappeared. 

You released a breath you didn’t know you were holding. Levi visabily relaxed too. 

“Sorry for bargaining in. I was trying to asking to borrow a new manga,” you explained. Levi let out a cough as he stood up. Your head lifted up as he grew in height. 

“Sorry for showing you this gross side to me,” he grumbled, pulling the bottom of the skirt down. Guess it wasn’t made wit hhis long legs in mind. It showed so much legs. Not that you were complaining. 

“You’re just cosplaying, nothing wrong with it. Plus as I mentioned earlier, you look hot af in the maid outfit. I mean damn,” you growled the last word. A dark red blush exploded over his face as a low whimper slipped out of him. 

“Well, if you like it. Would you mind-um- roleplaying a little.” 

You took a step forward and wrapped your arms his waist. You looked up at him with a innocent smile, but in each hand was a butt cheek. “Serve your master, Levi.”

I apologize for stopping here, but Tumblr just didn’t seem to like this curse post and I’m so tired that I can’t force myself to write the other brothers only to delete it again. I do plan on doing the other 4 brothers.

[tf2-headcanons-and-scenarios]

Hello! I love your writing so much, I practically sit with tumbler open waiting for you to respond. I especially love the mercs reacting to their s/o getting hurt in battle. I would love to see Medic, Sniper, and Spy, react to that as well! If not that’s perfectly fine; thank you for your imagines! ❤️

A/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THANKS FOR THE LOVE AGSISLAJDKAKKA and I hope you enjoy what I did with the request dear!! 💕💕

NOTE: This follows the idea that respawn doesn’t exist/hasn’t been introduced yet

Medic:

- Medic throughout his career has seen everything in regards to injuries, death, dying patients etc.

- He also had the tendencies to experiment on his fellow teammates so he was at this point desensitised with anything to do with injuries or death

- By the time the incident occurred, you had managed to give Medic a chance to be vulnerable around you, to allow himself to give into nagging feelings of remorse, exhaustion etc.

- However, no expected Medic to react the way he did during a defensive match on Badwater Basin when the incident happened

- You and 3 other people were all thrown back by the splash damage caused by a Sticky Bomb trap triggered by an unexpecting Soldier

- As soon as he got to the area, Medic couldn’t help but scream when he saw your unconscious form laying on the ground

- A friendly Heavy and Demoman help him drag you and the other 3 back to safety as the Team’s defence began to crumble at the seams

- Medic carries you bridal style, whispering words of reassurance in German, his voice cracking from the tears freely flowing down from his cheeks

- He is so grateful that another friendly Medic was in the area at the time so that they can help him heal the injured

- Medic prioritised your health above the rest of the injured, despite your protests to make him heal the others first

- Medic was doing everything he can to save you, you were not going to be another number on his count of dead patients, not now not ever

- He has to force himself to keep going as sobs began to escape from his lips everytime he had to look at your bleeding form

- After he finished doing all that he could for you, he cradled you in his arms, kissing your forehead and calming you through your pain

- After a few days you were back on the front lines good as new, but you’ve now got a Pocket Medic wherever you go

- He knows you can handle yourself just fine, but he just cannot handle the very thought that you can die in his arms

Sniper:

- Sniper is away from all the action on the front lines, so he never really sees anything going on down below in regards to his team

- He gives cover fire to any teammates dragging their dying friends off of the battlefield as best as he could, but he trusts the injured in the hands of Battle Medics

- Sniper rarely leaves his nest, but there was only one time anyone could vividly remember when he left his nest

- It was a round of Hightower, not a lot of people tried to kill him so Sniper spent most of the round assisting those who need help

- Just picking off Heavies or Soldiers hat threatened to obliterate teammates both healthy and injured, nothing out of the ordinary

- His heart stops when he sees a friendly Medic desperately trying to drag your dying form away from danger, only to be cornered by a very cocky Scout

- From your point of view, you’re staring death in face one moment, then staring at a man holding a Kukri the next

- Sniper willingly gives up the High Ground to protect you, and he is pissed

- He helps you and the Medic get to safety and he doesn’t let go of your hand, he doesn’t leave your side at all

- At first he blames himself for not clearing a path for the both of you, but when you and the friendly Medic thank him for saving your lives, he understands that if he didn’t intervene, they would have died before help arrived

- Sniper is your eyes in the sky once you return to the front

- Engineer nest nearby? Steer clear. Enemy Combo coming round the corner? Go the other way.

- He watches out for you from afar, and you feel as if you have a Guardian Angel watching from the sky to keep you safe

- Yes, you both have com links to talk to one another

Spy:

- Spy is a realist, he knows the dangers of war and he knows the price one might pay for it

- He’s a trained assassin, so he’s desensitised to seeing the dead and dying

- His world turns on its head when his own son joins the war. It gets worse when you join the war and he falls in love with you

- He was at an opportune time about to backstab an Engineer when he sees you and a few other teammates running past the area, unaware of a sentry being nearby

- He watches helplessly as you and your group get mercilessly gunned down by the sentry

- He is quick to backstab the Engineer and equally fast to destroy the equipment

- He rushes to your group to see if there were ‘any survivors’ when in reality he was praying that you were somehow still alive

- His heart stops and tears spill from his eyes when he finds you alive and in so much pain

- He gently cradles you in his arms as he waits for a friendly Medic to pass by, doing all he can with a nearby medkit and his knowledge of first aid

- He sees a friendly Medic and practically weeps for joy, you were going to have a better chance to live

- Once you’ve been treated and about to be taken back to base to recover, he apologises to you for not being faster in destroying the sentry nest

- You reassure him that it wasn’t his fault and that you were alright

- He kisses you on the lips and says something sweet in French before you are taken away to heal

- Once you get back to the front lines, Spy still does his own thing for the good of the team but he watches out for you and his son whenever he can

- He might be an assassin but he still has a heart, and he’ll die before he allows you and his son to die because of his carelessness or for any other reason