#ANON???

[madame-mongoose]

yeah... how wierd would it be to confess love as an anon

*anon dies of a broken heart*

[forest-watcher-tighnari]

I'm bored.

...

Do you have the white good stuff?

…The… what?

[perfectsunlight]

ISTFG IF YOU DON'T END GROUPIE LOVE ON A HAPPY NOTE I WILL FIND U AND POOP ON YOUR DOORSTEP.

HELLO??????

[lnkedmyheart]

https://www.tumblr.com/angelsamericana/651761435978891264

yeehaw

The yeehaw is taking me out...

[eruisapenguin]

Heyyyyyy john, bbg, sweetie, honeypie, I need a favorrrrr :)) Can you maybe be my alibi???? I killed a man teehee (xoxo thank you in advance!)

the man refuses

[tmntxthings]

confession: when im home alone, i twerk my way when i walk in different parts of the house, one time i decided to pump it harder and heard a snap on my lower back so i laid in the floor for an hour before twerking again but gentler

Leo, I know this is you. Nice try with the whole anon act. I wish I could say you fooled me. But you did not. You, who claim yourself to be a ninja, a stealth master, did not sneak this one by me. Not one bit. Better luck next time blue one. 💙🐢💙

[slutcore-starships]

Secretly I think you're so easy to love it'll be difficult not to.

WHSHSHSHHS HELLO???

[centralanonymous]

HELP M- We don’t need your screaming, what if someone hears you?

[rose022]

Merry Birthday to Rose,

Merry Birthday to Rose,

Merry Birthday to thee!

Merry Birthday to Rose!!

lolol thank you

[postapocalyptic-cryptic]

[villains-promise]

Can you explain why are slow-burn? Do they have insecurities or other motives?

I'm unsure of who you're talking about? I think this is the only thing I've answered about slowburn:

[perfectsunlight]

UR SINGLE SO PLS GIMME A CHANCE I'LL REVEAL MYSELF IF U DO PLS LEMME BE UR GF

ANON WHO ARE YOU????? WHAT

[sirguyofdykesborn]

how are you a lesbian but he him

please... the pronouns is all i have left of my father

[gaylactic-fire]

[shinobicyrus]

Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?

I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.

Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:

Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.

Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.

Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.

Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.

Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.

Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.

Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.

And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.

[snaxle]

you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment

this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten