#ANYWAYYYY catch me if you can. needed a change of pace

[potato-lord-but-not]

Do you have songs that relate to Going Postal because I’m going a project on the book and I can’t get into quite the right headspace other than looking at my pin collection

I have a really embarrassing Moist centric Spotify playlist which consists of like 5 artists and it’s honestly so embarrassingly bad I’m so sorry,, the Jhariah and Will Wood ones are where it’s at tho

[melloncreamsoda]

Oops silly me , can I request the acrobatic/gymnastics s/o with rook, vil, malleus and floyd

Rook, Vil, Malleus, Floyd with a flexible/gymnast S/O

TW/CW: GN!Reader, crack

extra; HIHI! Thank u for your request mhejrahege i hope u dont mind that i’ve made the reader to a gender neutral one, since i didn’t really find any importance of gender in this piece, it’s really ambiguous but go ahead and imagine it how youd like -w-) anywayyyy thank u for your request heahgehagh i hope you enjoy!! + i feel that it’s rather short… but im wringing my brain dry of any funky ideas to add in 

★☆Rook Hunt

Zoo wee mama! Someone so flexible and agile, yet incapable of dodging his arrows of love; don’t you think you need some extra training, no? He enjoys keeping you on your toes, testing your reflexes at the most random times throughout the day – are you really as powerful as you seem to him, in his eyes? 

You’re going to have to teach him, train with him to increase his agility. Rook wants to be more nimble in order to watch people with extra efficiency, not that his strange hobby is anything to be looked upon with admiration… However, expect him to use his newfound skill against you at times!

Feeling upset with him and decide to throw a book his way? His abnormal reflexes combined with his newfound agility would be able to dodge, catch and perhaps throw the object back at you. Once he gets his hands on the skill of tumbling and flipping, you best believe this man will have more airtime than when he’s standing still on the ground. 

★☆Vil Schoenheit

The first time he found out about your flexibility was when you were busy stretching on his bedroom floor, tired of waiting for him to come back. When he walked in on you, you could see the visible shock on his face, so transparent that you can literally hear his internal thoughts : what the fuck is this mess of limbs doing on my floor.

Let’s just say he bookmarked this talent of yours and pocketed it for fun activities in the future, keeping a mental note ^__^;;

He figured that he could do with some extra training on his flexibility, since he’s one to go full out in everything. He has his basics down; definitely stretchy and flexible, but nowhere as advanced as you are. Finally someone who gets to boss him around instead of the other way around – what a nice change of pace!

Who knew yoga pants looked so good on Vil? You can see the visible struggle on his face when it comes to pushing him to his limits, but he’s definitely trying not to shit his pants. 

★☆Malleus Draconia

This ancient fossil is absolutely befuddled, flabbergasted that the human body is capable of such mind boggling contortions! Teach the fragile-boned your ways, please.

To be honest, no one can tell when Malleus is about to collapse, so he’d much prefer that you go easy on him – no jumping into advanced techniques, not that his rather large physique would make it any easier…

He enjoys watching you contort all over the place, stretching at the most random times, even when it comes to doing day-to-day tasks. At times, he’d even enjoy watching you sprawl out on the floor, stretching and rolling out any knots, from the comfort of his chair. Smiling to himself and brewing his sick twisted ideas in his head under the guise that he’s just simply ‘reading something fascinating’ 

The only fascinating thing is his capability of imagining despite his old age.

★☆Floyd Leech

Woahh! Shrimpy is so cool; teach him your ways! Naturally, Floyd is pretty agile and nimble on his own, so reaching your level would be a walk in the park. Expect him to constantly start competitions, even though he’s most likely more inflexible than you are. However, his determination to be on par with you is definitely heartwarming to see.

Say, your agility should allow him to chase you for hours on end without you getting caught – no? Oh. He’s milking your athleticism to no end, coming across as selfish at times, though it’s most definitely not his intention.

He just wants the both of you to have fun; so if he finds that you’re a little sad and much out of breath after chasing you, he’d pick you up like no big deal and throw you down to cuddle with you. Yes, his mood flips like a switch, but I guess he’s definitely sweet (??)

He might delude himself that he’s just as good as you, showing off his flexibility to Azul. Unbeknownst to him, knocking over several tables and maybe even breaking a few pieces of glassware. Whatever though :]

[flamediel]

Boxer!Zab Smut Blurb

It’s fucking here!! based on the picture above in case you haven’t been following my constant rants. this wound up wayyyy longer than i thought it would tbh, especially considering it’s basically all smut. I’m posting this and then i have to go to the gym and look my teammates in the eye after basing this FILTH on my time with them, so wish me luck. I hope you guys like it, because i really need someone to talk to about all these feelings. Feel free to drop any feedback in the notes or in my askbox x

Warnings: SMUT. so much fucking smut. the descriptions of violence are barely there, i tried to minimize them as much as possible, but ofc warning for boxing and fights. 18+, putting it under a read more for the minors

Okok let’s start with the picture itself: his HANDS

that man could punch me in the face and I’d say thank you

Anywayyyy boxer hands are hot. Not just with the wraps on, but years of training get them all rough and calloused too

Just- can you imagine the feel of them inside you? Thick and filling you up and when he rubs them against your g-spot you can fucking feel the scars.

Or on your clit while he’s fucking you from behind, that extra bit of stimulation enough to push you over the edge way faster than usual

Or when he’s shoving them into your mouth to keep you quiet while he fucks you in the locker room

You love his hands

When he works out you can’t help but watch them cut through the air

Look, there’s something hot about the smack of leather against leather when a glove hits a sandbag ok? Sue me.

Sometimes if you’re feeling particularly horny you’ll make sure to tease him, doing your own workout in front of him (which, of course, comprises mostly of squats in ostensibly tight leggings) or chatting with one of his teammates

There are days where he’ll manage to ignore you until you get home and then he’s edging you for hours

This is fab so of course this is followed by some hella overstimulation

When he’s had a long day or is just done with your teasing he’ll throw his gloves off and drag you into the bathroom

His wraps are still on and he’s not waiting to get them off before he’s punishing you

The second the door is closed behind you he’s wrapping a hand around your neck and shoving you against it so your feet barely touch the ground

generally the feel of zab’s hand around your neck is intoxicating but now?

His wraps are a little damp and cushioning the feel of his palm but his fingers are exposed and they are pressing down in all the right places

He’s cutting off the blood flow to your brain and it feels so good you barely notice when he shoves your panties down until his fingers are spreading your folds open

“Already wet, babe? I haven’t even looked at you today”

and of course that has you gushing even more

He fucks you hard and fast against the door until he comes inside you, then he quietly pulls his shorts up and heads back to his practice

You’re left to clean yourself up by yourself

By the time you leave the bathroom he’s already back with his sparring partner

He only looks your way once, and he smirks when he catches the bruises already forming on the side of your neck

His hands are also a source of tenderness for you

before fights, you sit between his legs and wrap his bandages on for him

He says you’re his good luck charm - he hardly loses a fight when you help him get ready

On the rare occasion he DOES lose, you can bet your ass he’s coming home FRUSTRATED

Those are not the days to fuck w him, you just gotta sit there and take what he gives you

It’s not like you’re complaining is it

The minute your back hits the bed his mouth is on yours and he’s pressing himself into you

he pounds into you until he’s calmed down

If you start moving around too much from the overstimulation he grabs whatever is closest and ties your hands to the headboard

Then he shoves his dick right back into you like nothing happened

When he wins tho it’s a whole different experience

Watching him fight, when he’s at his best, is incredible

He dodges every blow and lands his punches with precision

It almost looks easy but you can see the sweat dripping over his exposed chest

And zabdiel is usually quiet, yes, but boxers have to groan okay? It’s how we do breath control

So this man is GRUNTING

He’s so loud you can hear him from the stands, and it sends some unholy thoughts through your brain

so when the final bell rings and the referee raises zab’s fist over his head, you meet his gaze and send him the most seductive look you can

The one that tells him that the second you get home, his dick will be in your mouth

And it is, usually…

Look, I don’t think Zab is as much of a Dom as some of the others, but when you’re sucking his dick it’s a whole other experience

The minute you give him the okay he’s thrusting into your mouth without a second thought

Those grunts are back at full volume and he’s making sure you know how good you make him feel

He’s coming down your throat and making sure you swallow every drop

…unless he wants you to ride him instead

In that case he’s laying back on the bed, arms behind his head as he looks at you expectantly

Those days you know he doesn’t plan on doing any work, he just waits for you to strip and slowly slide down onto his dick

You straddle him with your hands on his toned chest and slowly begin to move

He’ll tend to let you do your own thing, his sport is tiring and after a fight he’s too exhausted to do much, but if you’re going too slow he’s thrusting upward to tell you to speed up until he���s satisfied

then he’s laying back again, letting you grind down on his cock as he watches your breasts breasts through his lashes

Just letting you get off on his dick, knowing he doesn’t have to lift a finger to have you cumming once, then twice, then three times as he finally relents and flips you over so he can set the pace and finish inside you.

some nights he won’t even pull out before he falls asleep

He’ll just pull your back into his chest, his softening dick plugging up the cum inside you, and hold you close till you both drift off

In the morning, once he’s gotten his energy back, you wake up to him gripping your breast and fucking into you from the side

You’re still sensitive as fuck from the night before, but it’s not like that’s gonna stop him

“You wanted my dick so bad last night baby… has something changed?”

And of course you just take it because it’s not like you actually fucking mind is it

…

Anyway, this wouldn’t be a zabdiel blurb without me bringing up his oral fixation would it

Here’s the thing about boxers: we need strong necks and jaws

Can’t let anyone hit us where it hurts you know

So zab’s got a whole workout routine for his neck and jaw

Well, actually, he has two

One for the gym, and one for the bedroom

Gotta keep those jaw muscles moving after all

this man eats you out any chance he gets

On the kitchen counter, when you’re making breakfast and he decides he’s craving something else

in front of the television when he decides he’s got better things to do than watch whatever movie you have on

But his absolute favorite position is when you sit on his face

You better be ready because this man is devouring you

His hands are gripping into your ass to keep you in place and his tongue is going everywhere

One moment he’s got it buried inside you and he’s shaking his head so his nose is rubbing your clit

the next he’s sucking on your clit so hard you’re seeing stars

Zabdiel is a messy eater okay? He’s getting your slick all over his face and he likes it like that

once he starts he doesn’t stop until you’re legs have given out and you’re literally shaking on top of him begging him for a break

He’ll give you one… eventually

...But not before his tongue has you squirting all over his face

Ok, yeah, maybe then he’ll let you breathe

And don’t get it twisted, just because boxers are big and strong and literally fight for a living doesn’t mean they’re not caring af

he knows how a hard workout can affect the body so he’s grabbing you a bottle of water and a granola bar as soon as he can

Getting a warm towel to help you clean between your legs

You make sure to clean your cum off his face too, but you do that with your mouth and fingers ;)

When you can stand properly again he’ll help you get in the shower and wash your body for you before getting you dressed and into bed

You have the best fucking sleep of your life afterwards

And no, you definitely cannot walk tomorrow

OKAY WHEW THAT’S IT. I have. so many ideas for this and i kind of rushed this out so if you wanna see me develop any part of this i might just do it, it might take a bit though as i’m p busy

tags and some other boxer!zab enthusiasts @bombshellbre95​ @darkchocolateenthusiast​ @coldetoowavvy​ I hope you guys like it <3